Any good games to play or emulate on mobile while awaiting surgery and for recovery?

Any good games to play or emulate on mobile while awaiting surgery and for recovery?

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>20190618
are you dying?

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FOR FUCKS SAKE DELET THIS I ALMOST PASSED OUT SEEING THAT SHIT

Not yet. Gallbladder surgery.

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The American Medical Association recommends the Nintendo Switch.

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get ready to never be able to enjoy greasy food ever

Knights of the old republic - or KOTOR for short. You can never go wrong with that.

Pokemon, turn based and comfy.

Any medfags here? Is it worth?

>no-scalpel vasectomy

What? I mean technically using a really big needle still amounts to a scalpel.

Is what worth it?

I don't own a switch lol.

Seriously? Fuck me.

>Gallbladder surgery
Lasers, probably.

Oh hey, I'm having surgery in a couple days too.

My plan is to just load up my phone with books and try to read, I'm probably going to be too fucking shitfaced after I wake up to play anything.

Oh, shit, I quoted the wrong words. Oh fuck.
I'll better be off to kys myself.

might go with that or some kirby

dude wtf, are you obese?

Dying

he could have gallstones

I don't know about lasers, but laparoscopic surgery sure.

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He's right. Some of my older relatives have had their gallbladder and kebab has long been removed as an option on a Friday night.

Play real videogames instead of dying.

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I just got done spending a week in the ER, shit sucks. I went into diabetic shock on tuesday morning and woke up wednesday afternoon, i was told the first thing i asked when i woke up was if banjo was in smash

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if you are physiologically healthy, there is no reason to go under surgery

Nah. I just eat a lot of shitty foods. Plus it's happened to everyone in my family so.

yeah it's one big one blocking my bile duct

yeah I had that as well. its really painful if you have an attack. good luck

Daily reminder that people in america have to pay 20k$ at least if they go into ER and they don't get any better treatment then euro's get for 20$.

You mean vasectomy or removal of gallbladder? If former, you could want to have no more children so no slut could come to you and ask for gibbsmethats just because she got pregnant. If latter, I don't know why anyone would have their gallbladder removed if there was no need for it like chronic gallstones.

good thing I work somewhere that provides insurance

Sorry to tell you but you're actually dead and Banjo didn't get in.

I just recently met an old school mate who had the same surgery done the this year. He can eat greasy shit all he wants and never gain weight.

they don't use needles, but a hemostat/tweezer that breaks the skin and drags the vas out, then cuts it with the hemostat. the big difference is that there's no pain, and sutures needed unlike when using scalpel.

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kinda spoopy

it differs from person to person I think. All I know is ever since Ive had it I cant eat greasy food

dark souls prepare to die edition

>you're actually dead
god i wish

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People in America also earn twice as much as me.

Good luck with the beetus, it's a bitch to manage with added sugar to everything.

Lucky bugger. General consensus is to limit fat and grease after the removal of the gall bladder. I accidentally left that vital word out.

I'm not a knowledgeable person but I imagine lacking bile would fuck up how you process food.

>can't eat garbage food anymore

meh it definitely could be worse

>Lucky bugger.
Well, there's also the thing where living in a moldy house fucked up his lungs so I don't think any additional health issues worry him too much.

I recently picked up a calorie counter app so I really hope diabetes doesn't pop up.

I'm worried about my salt intake though.

Cooking Mama.

I played octopath traveler after my back surgery, I recommend that if you have a switch

When I got my vasectomy, the worst part was pulling out the vas deferens. Felt like a kick in the nuts.

I only have my phone so I'm limited to ds, gameboy, and PSP games

daily reminder that european healthcare is a fucking joke. it may be """free""" but you either have to wait a long time or don't get treatment at all because the doctor thinks you're healthy enough to survive without it. most europeans (those who can afford it) use private healthcare because public is dogshit

Go dilate you'll never be a woman enjoy the open wound

>there actually is basedboy cucks who got vasectomies on Yea Forums
>the memes are real

Holy shit I don't want to be here anymore

I had spinal surgery in November and played Civ vi on Switch

Probably the most I played the switch since I got it. Sean Beans voice was very comforting

i hope you die

I get to nut in my GF with no repercussions.

Your liver produces enough bile rendering your gallbladder irrelevant. You need make no changes to your diet after removal of your gall bladder

You can play RuneScape.

>he wants a kid
You fell for the normalfag memes

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>RuneScape
When will thery stop cucking us free players?

this 2bh

wtf why would you want a fuckin kid

This is great fucking time waster, I agree with this

Only if you have a common cold or upset stomach, if you have an actual medical emergency you'll get your treatment. The only thing you get from private healthcare is pointless examination of cold or upset stomach, same as in US.

Ghost trick and the AA series are pretty good.

>No longer able to cum
>Erections are now purely for your wife and bull to enjoy
>Trying to argue that you're not cucks
Be honest, you dress up as women don't you?

There has been a rise in misuse of health services in the UK in which patients could use other sectors.

Dumb shit like "I've cut my finger" isn't A&E tier but you will sure as shit have people going to it.

My ejaculate volume is the same.

>>No longer able to cum
You can still cum you lying nigger, you're just not gonna impregnate anyone
>>Erections are now purely for your wife and bull to enjoy
You read too many NTR doujins

No it isn't a vasectomy stops you from cumming so you cant get pregrant retard

You spend way too much time here.

first point is completely false and the other 2 are you projecting your cuck fantasies on other people.

You're thinking of castration you absolute retard

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Everyone wants a kid
It's basic human instinct that's present in everyone

Same thing

>Everyone wants a kid
>t. woman

Look at his fat arm in the OP

>get an eye infection and can barely see
>go get an appointment
>the appointment is three weeks from now
>have to go to a private clinic instead

>get an ear infection and tinnitus
>get some meds for it
>later doctor asks if my tinnitus is now gone
>"it's a bit better but..."
>"so you're fine, now fuck off :)"

>have pectus excavatum
>want to get a surgery (which is what the general practitioner (or however you call them) actually recommended)
>go to the surgeon
>"lol it's not bad at all you don't need surgery just do some pushups lmao :)"

nice healthcare

Low test faggot
Cut off your dick. It isn't good for anything anymore anyway

Getting ur hot dog split and stuffed?

Guess without working dicks all you can do is go online and shitpost.

getting your dick chopped off, huh

When I found out I had Crohn's last year, I played Dragonfable, Adventurequest, KotOR 1, and Eternal Card Game on my phone the whole time, as well as reading. If you have a laptop with some games on it, ask a friend or family member to bring it to you while you're in the hospital. If you don't keep yourself occupied, you're gunna be miserable. Also, to avoid more injections, take a walk around the ward every few hours. Listen to music or podcasts or something.

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Europe?

tick tock roastie
menopause is gonna hit soon
better find a naive beta fast so you can leech off him for the rest of your meaningless life

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You've never seen an IV before?

Rayman adventures or/and asphalt 8
Need for Speed No Limit
Zelda or SNES RPG Games on an Emulator.
I don't know what phones are capable of these days

projection

Castration removes balls forever. Vasectomy snips the tubes.

Pokemon I want all the other generations to GO is great to play while waiting for your vasectomy

Well, actually
After periods of not having sexual intercourse the vagina regains some of its tightness

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Maybe, however :
tight loli > tight hag

Remember to dilate or else the hole will close back up.

LONDON