This is what a WWII-era battleship looks like according to the Japanese

have sex

ok retard

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Um, no sweety.

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"In that case, nope, very real. Pic related is a translator that does whatever he wants with the script so that it suits his personal moral/political code. In this specific instance a character's "special touch" line (read: touching their tits) was changed from
>CN: ...(Eldridge's expression doesn't change, but her ahoge forms the shape of ////)
>JP: Ugh… (Eldridge's facial expression hasn't changed, but her ahoge is taking the shape of a '///'.)
to
>EN: ... (Eldridge's expression hasn't changed, but her hair is charging up to shock you.)

What I don't get is that he seems to think that her blushing means that she likes it, which is completely false and kinda perverted/socially dim to assume.

Anyways, that's just one example. Off the top of my head here are some other things:
>in the Oath (marriage) certificate "groom" was changed to "commander"
>one ship specifically calls you "young man", but in EN it was changed to "young'un" (isn't this exclusionary towards older players?)
>misc memes shoved into the script at awkward times
>scenarios outright changed because who the fuck knows
>various mistakes, exclusive to EN
>giving characters terrible accents out of nowhere

The only reason shit's not worse is that the previous TL team was very by-the-numbers, but that also causes jarring problems. Like when a character talks normally one event but then the next event the same character starts talking like a fucking valley girl.

Even if you don't care about any of this TL shit EN has a lot of bugs, some that have been around for a while, and the longest maintenance of any region. The team also apparently can't code because every update means that something is going to break. The most notable event being when they somehow fucked appdata so everyone got forcibly logged out and people who didn't bind lost all their progress and purchases.

So EN is a mess, but JP is very solid. My mistake for thinking that an EN version would be good for once."
lol

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This is a Japanese seaport.

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...

I like shimakaze with a vagina

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Can you get a battle ship pregnant?

heres your ship "girl" bro

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>Abyssal
More like SHITport

Best destroyer reporting in.

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How old is that ship? Can they go even younger?

English translations of weeb games are garbage, nothing new.

Yes.

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Hey man, don't bring your scat fetish in here.

So uhhh, how come the world’s largest and most expensive naval fleet (supposedly) can’t wrest control of the South China Sea?

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I like cute girls like this.

Yeah you just deface the history of other countries with such fantastical tales as the holohoax.

faggots

Garbage.

Wrong!

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>burgermutts talking about warcrimes

Meh, good suit lame girl.

Same, but I won’t cause I’m a coward/wanna play cyberpunk

I want to live in that Seaport.

KC girls are shit, with only a few notable exceptions 90% of them are bland potatoes. Gimmie the AL designs any day.

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Only cowards kill themselves, don't fall for their meme.

now this is podracing

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Then who will play the daughter?

Redpilled

But the seaport is too huge!

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Fpbp

Gay boats.

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Her and hoppo are perfection.

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i really like kindergardens bross

Aren't they sisters?

You have to make one, haven't you played house before? Don't worry, I'm sure she'll show you.

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A warship, not a battleship. I hope you are embarassed right now.

I love how characters from these sort of games range from hot as fuck like Shimakaze to total dogshit like Fubuki, it's hilarious.

If there's any advantage AL has over KC is that the foreign ships are way better and not just loud aryan haha burgers 90% of the time.

Iowa is generic as fuck but hot, Saratoga is good and the rest of American ships are garbage.

Sexy armpits.

>he dislikes Gamby
lol shit taste

I would still fuck the potato desu

Yes, and?

It's because the AL devs are fair and aren't invested in the history, every faction gets it's heroes and villains. KC meanwhile is all about the "tragic" history of the IJN and all that shit, it's entirely focused on nip ships with everything else being window dressing.

Wrong
Her cannon is missing

>This is what a WWII-era battleship looks like according to the Japanese.

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You realize that emoji creator's twitter shitposting has no actual relevance to kancolle itself right?

This is an island.

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But Fubuki is cute af

based japs

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So chinkshit is getting fucked up by yuriniggers? Damn lmao.

Gamby is shit, she has nothing compared to Iowa and Sara.

>emoji creator
nani?

>female Shimakaze
faggot

>muh history written by victory

Gamby is cute

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It's still focused on nip ships whether you want to listen to his ramblings or not. You won't get a favorable depiction of the Enterprise in KC like you will in AL.

I never saw her appeal. She reminds me of Mikuru from Haruhi with that retarded baby face+big breasts so I assume plebs are easily attracted to her but her ship parts look like shit and her overall design fails hard in selling the idea that she's supposed to represent a warship.

They're literally unironic discord trannies.

>fails hard in selling he idea that she's supposed to represent a warship
One of the main reasons why I think she is shit along with a lot of other shipgirls.

That doujin in which she gets kidnapped by an admiral is kino.

This.

How the fuck do these faggots get involved with gacha shit of all things?

Big brain post, easily one of the most meh burgerships in KC.

Whenever you see an ALfag crying about kancolle trying to be "tragic" they are talking about Shigetaka Kurita's twitter posts from November 2017. A man who has no involvement in the actual development of kancolle.
>twitter.com/sigekun/status/929032036521713664
>twitter.com/sigekun/status/929031630496317441
AL's enterprise isn't favorable, she is just bland.

kys faggot

How the fuck is KC tragic? Do they mean the RNG fucking you in the ass?

I was asking about the emoji part, thought that was some joke but looking at wikipedia it's actually him.

MOMMY

That's too lewd.

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Kiss me yourself, coward.

i was about to call you a faggot but my entire collection of "shimakaze" hentai is just traps

They worm their way into everything to push their agenda.