Bro playing video games on the plane is fucking stupid

Foul swill to distract beta males who can't handle the burden of thinking for 16 hours a day.

alcohol is for retards and not doing anything at all automatically makes you objectively better

Why do guys have vagina bones?

Why dont you read a book or somethin

Nincels btfo.

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message to all the haters:

I’m a PROUD Switch owner. I’m 38 years old have a part time job and I’m working on a GF. I love my life and I love playing Nintendo games. Umad? I see a lot of haters saying Nintendo is for kids but guess what? I’m a grown man and Nintendo games are the best! Everyone can enjoy them! Even little kids and adults! I’m sorry some of you are so insecure that you can’t enjoy comfy and fun video games anymore. I PROUDLY play my switch in public and I’m not worried what anybody thinks of me because I know in my heart that I’m a hero like link and that someday a girl that isn’t fake will notice me and know I value women when I’m spending hours to rescue virtual princesses! This is my life, these are my games, this is my manifesto! HATERS GONNA HATE AND ILL KEEP GAMING!

Imagine being over thirteen and owning a switch lmao

Their faces don't match their bodies. It looks weird.

it's just a fantasy. chads would never bother giving good, solid advice to the seething betas on Yea Forums because they know they would never follow through on that advice. sad!

I don't fucking get you retards

bros
you are wearing socks OUTSIDE bros
Im not listening to none of your outside sock wearing advices bros

SEETHING nincel detected.

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And this is where I keep my Labos. So are we gonna fuck or what?

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God I wish that were me

>can i suck you bros off

at least i am not gay

why do i feel like the only thing these people ever think or talk about is fucking girls?

I'm NOT seetheing, YOU ARE SEETHING!!!

buff blonde guys are the hottest guys

Imagine being a faggot nincel and having to cope with underpowered Fischer price tablet to play children’s games and the worst version of multiplats.

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>He doesn't down bottles of everclear in public and throw up his intestines on passers by

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Am I just a giga chad or does anyone else think they look like absolutely retarded homo faggots and not even attractive? Like I'd have 0 respect for any of those punks if I walked past them, if anything I'd scoff at them.

>Bro why aren't you playing on PC
>Yeah playing on consoles is retarded and for children PC master race.
>Or just workout and listen to an audiobook of Mein Kampf
Based Gigachads.

Based

>I'd probably scoff at them
>user then Meets the Gigachads
>Gigachad 1: Hey bro I read what you said on 4channel you gunna scoff at me.
>Gigachad 2: not cool bro you need to learn to workout and have some confidence instead of blaming us Chad's for your problems
>user cries like a faggot
>Gigachad 3: stop being fat and have sex
>user runs home crying to see his mom being fucked by 2 Chad's and a Tyrone.

>t. P*kistani street shitters
Haram mohammed mohammed haram durka durka bacha baza
>proceeds to anally rape nearest 12 year old male child
>blows up after finishing while screaming SNACKBAR

>marry, kill, fuck in that specific order.

wtf are those dents in their hips?

Are they considered super hot chads or whatever? I find them ugly as fuck.
There're probably more fuckable anons in this thread than on the pic

Nice try bikefag. Everyone hates you

Most women would as sc ume they're gay

>not marry, fuck, kill

pleb. number 3 looks like the kind of guy who begged his 2 friends to be in the photo shoot

Someone answer

its called the adonis belt

>what is getting arrested for public drunkenness/drinking

T. seething incel.

Why don’t I have it?

pls dont get it user I dont like how it looks

What the unholy dicks is going on with their waists

they look retarded because theyre shopped. i dont know what else is fake but those vagina bones on all of them are super fucking fake

cos youre a fat fuck

Just fucking play some KOTOR on your phone.

They're not fat fucks is what is going on.

I will do as you say, Chadlords.

marry, fuck, kill

t. Deracinated Drone

These guys have laptops so they can watch ESPN and manage their fantasy teams.

They don't even look particularly strong you fat retard.

No reaction. You do not speak to the Gigachad unless first spoken to.

Lmaooo only dweebs and 40+ year olds play fantasy football

Imagine being a filthy little snoyboy that's too poor to afford a gaming pc and switch so he plays call of duty on his serious gamer TM console.

People who knock on you for having a switch in public are just jealous they aren’t playing one

Fuck, do I love cute long-haired guys.

the fuck is wrong with their waists? skipped lower body day?

Another fat american.

This is what an actual NPC sounds like.

You gunna scoff at me bro?

If you're gonna try and impress anonymous people on fucking Yea Forums at least use the words you don't know correctly.
What a fucking boob.

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Literally the exact opposite.
Now go back to playing switch or twitch or whatever you sad fat fucks do.

You do have it, it's just under fat. That's what your body looks like under the layer of fat. It comes of cardio, and just a basic exercise regimen. You can get it easily with dieting, crunches, and jogging.

>land of the free
>cant even drink a beer outside

>fisherprice SWITCH
the only objective fact, stated by a faggot OP

Why can't I look like this, why did I have to lose the genetic lottery

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middle one has a 7/10 face

go to the gym user

>Foul swill to distract beta males who can't handle the burden of thinking for 16 hours a day.

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