>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC
>"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play"
>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
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Oh yeah I 100% believe this and I also care a lot
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Based low effort polish satire
I laughed. 7/10.
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>Keanu Reeves "accidentally" deletes the tranny character creator code
Zoomers fall for this shit lmao
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It's supposed to be infetterence, you retard.
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wtf i want to buy Keanu's game now
Have sex.
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>>deleted some important files in that way
guess that's where all the missing features went
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Based Keanu hurrying them up.
Keanu is too nice for that heres the real story
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “It's fine! I don't mind at all!”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he cut me off and laughed and motioned for me to come in for a selfie. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him laugh and wave at me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” He turned around and said "I'm so sorry! I'm so scatterbrained, I didn't mean to!"
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, He realized he had forgotten his credit card in his motorbike. I offered to pay for the Milky Ways and he said "Wow, you're the man!" and gave me a wink and hand shake. I will never wash that hand again.
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I haven't seen this in years
This pasta was only funny when it was about Anthony Mackie
Cringe.
Cute
>"this game is about me"
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Ok this is epic. Have an upvote
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
This is total horseshit.
Not seeing the end anons.
Have sex.
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
HAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC SPERG RANT SAVED SAVED SAVED
>vocaroo.com
i knew exactly what this was before I clicked on it
Im very proud of you user
how have you not heard this yet?
Fuck off newfag
This is satire, dipshit.
ain't clicking that shit niggu
Filming that shot for the Cyberpunk 2077 E3 trailer was an absolute nightmare to mocap, since Keanu Reeves couldn't comprehend the scene. Apparently Keanu started sperging out, since they kept telling him to look somberly on the player character, but in reality there was no PC there, just a blue screen. He started flipping his shit because he couldn't understand that there'd be a rendered in character instead of the blue screen.
Eventually they just gave up and told him to stare blankly into the camera while they finished the mocap session. CDPR said it took an entire day to film that 10 second scene because Keanu was so fucking terrible.
You really don't know how old this pasta is, huh?
>reddit pasta
Kill yourself
I would imagine him doing all of this
Kek
Prefer the one about the kid drowning tbqh.
I actually wanna see the original version. I think I first saw this when that IGN dude got fired for copying.