This is the product as service generation

This is the product as service generation.

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if I have to read any more of these fukken articles I'm gonna kill someone

maybe myself

I never really thought about how github would be a full business

>de-bro
I'm afraid to ask.

company hires bunch of women for useless job positions to keep wagies fearing for their salaries

like walking into HR department and see danger hair everywhere and then a tranny saunters by

Men bad women good

>Coding on a laptop
How can people stand that shit. The lack of a mouse and screen real estate is a productivity killer

I don't know what it means but they make you wear a plastic cone around your neck afterwards

Here's why that's a good thing and its beautiful.

Shit like this is why so many of these tech companies aren't turning profits despite having hundreds of millions of subscribers.

"de-bro" aka neuter
enjoy your cuck-cubicles

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>productivity
BRO ALERT
BRO ALERT
BRO ALERT
SEND IN THE LGBT DIALOGUE PATROL

Is that a "And that's a good thing!" article?

Has the guy who designed these cucksheds ever coded anything in his life?
Really, a notebook on a lap is his idea of a good environment for a programmer?

Well, that image is the most disgusting thing I've seen this year.

>coding without mouse
non coders designed these hipster holes

looks like it might be bad for your neck to work like that

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I'm pretty sure that pose gets uncomfortable really fast.

>three things github wasted money on for no reason

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those are söypods

You don't need a mouse when you program C=

>exposed red brick wall

also having a lamp right above your head and glaring at your screen

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>shoes on

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Those generic titles are like the Daddy Finger of articles. They make me so fucking pissed.

holy fucking shit the people who design these places arent human.
those blood clot factories are both guly as shit and literally take up as much space as geometrically possible.
imagine being forced into a actually lethal leg locked sedentiary position for 8 hours a day because your executives are retarded push overs who let communists design their workplace.
the only good thing i can point out in that image is that everything looks flammable.

Tmux, i3wm, Vim. You'd be amazed how much you can do with virtual desktops and no toolbar clutter.

This is what it looked like before the redesign.

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ugh this is getting you triggered? is funny how white republican nazi gamergaters are the real snowflakes after all

idk user say what you will about the people, but the space itself looks pretty comfy

>coding
>mouse
jesus fuck

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>communists

you do realize communists would kill the type of people who design these shitholes?

Then after they took the picture everyone got up and sat at the large table on the left to actually get any work done.