The story in this game is convoluted shit and completely overwritten

the story in this game is convoluted shit and completely overwritten

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>sonygros will defend this shit game

wut? It's a simplistic save the world plot with a confused protagonist saving the planet from aliens. Mars Attacks has more complex plot that this shit.

Too deep for you

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if only it were that simple

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Watching YouTube doesn't count

Holy fuck imagine being this much of a brainlet

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welcome to weebshit jrpgs

Based zoomer

You're not too deep for me

Mars Attacks and FF7 are still fun though...

based zoomer

It's just me or this game is pretty easy compared to other Final Fantasies?

"I'm going to make this tiger fuck a lady"

what did he mean by this?

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

OP: POpUlAR ThInG BaD

Ok. So don't play it then?

He’s a Unit 731 stand in, which is why he’s based.

It's literally just "we need to save the world" with an existential crisis for the MC and major party member death thrown in.
Probably because the materia system allows you to just make some really overpowered combos.

Keep sayin it

Finished it without mading any side quests and just casting flare and ultima on Shephiroth, which was the only boss i'm not beat at first.

Don't forget both are the last of their kind so he let a pressingly beast, he didn't studiy before in the same room as the last survivor of an ancient race.

based

Who stabbed Aerith?

Protip: It wasn't Sephiroth.

Gee it's almost like Hojo was INSANE or something...
And maybe FF7 was mostly a campy adventure with a wacky team of misfits and not a bleak emofest...
Damn...

Why can't it be both? It's more like a bleak adventure with its pacing kept alive and intriguing with several campy moments and characters overcoming their emo arcs. It works because it's both, something I hope the remake will realize.