How do you reply to this without sounding mad?

How do you reply to this without sounding mad?

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You're offering?

>dilate

>replying to obvious bait
You've not been around the internet for long, huh champ?

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Lady's first

>okay, let's go

this

My favourite response

this pic

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>I wish..

Offer to have sex with them

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have kids

I don't

I can't I'm a pure christian virgin volcel

>replying at all

Any person who says "have sex" is already mad, just take win and walk away.

Come here

After marriage.

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This ALWAYS makes you sound mad. If I tell someone to have sex and they respond with one of these I close the thread in complete content.

Dilate ESPECIALLY never works. It makes you sound way too defensive and like you think you need to start attacking the have sex person. If I were to guess, the dilate posters have less sex than any other type of incel.

The only way to properly respond is a time-stamped dick inside pussy. It's as simple as that.

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>he doesn't have wizard powers

But I have plenty of sex

Where?

I FUCKING CAN NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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have sex

dilate

have sex

Have dilation

dilate

i have autism and adhd

don't do it anons
i had sex with a girl once and it turned me gay

Reddit catchphrases

dial 8

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Based.

No, Dilate is 100% effective against trannies/resetards who post here.The chance to hit is slim, but it has a critical effect if one of them is actually posting.

Not responding at all > responding with a time-stamped pic of you having sex > > > > responding with a playful joke ("okay let's go", "come over", "no thanks I'm gay", etc) > > > > > > > > > responding with defensive counter attack ("dilate", "have kids", etc)

>d-dilate is a stupid insult, d-d-don't use it!
dilate, tranny

Have gender

You literally can't, there is no way to answer without sounding mad.

You mad, bro?

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lmao you mad?

NO i won't have sex
YES i'm an incel

simple as

Do you really think the people telling you to have sex are trannies?

Insert Penis in Vagina and fertilize the egg

The old magics.

just did, now what?

CAM ON 'NON SCARRR SAM FUCKIN' GIRLS

No, but the off chance that someone is an upset tranny/resetera poster makes it worth it

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

>people think have sex is a discord tranny meme
>it's from fucking Yea Forums
quit gettin' worked ya simps

die late

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Bend over.

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The have sex meme is so damn stupid. For one, if you find people so stupid that they annoy you, you wouldn't want them to reproduce and thus you would not want them to have sex.
Secondly. Fucking hell, this place used to shun non-virgins and tell them to get the fuck out. Whatever happened?

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

have sex

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