Zelda is stealing a property of her descendant

Did anymore finally make a lewd artwork of this?

For cheap Thots? Tindr
For gamur girls? Your local cpmic/gaming shop

I kissed, hugged, cuddled, and fucked a girl once.
It was awful.

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>gym
I don't get it, why would you want women when you're gay?

i dunno, im heterosexual, but nowadays i doubt even that, sometimes i just wanna cuddle, even a man.

Zelda shouldn't do that. You can't own people.

>these outfits return in BotW2
>Zelda can wear them too

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>i go to work every day to my office
which i'm sure is 100% men

>then to the gym
which i'm sure is men only

>then home
because you couldn't possibly do something other than go home

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>Outfits return in BOTW2
>Get to dab on Ganondorf dressed as Ganondorf.

Damn i feel sorry for you. I kind of take hugs from girls for granted.

Uhh being a princess in a kingdom owns your bodyguard by default

Very smug
Very cute

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I don't think Link wants to be sexually assaulted though

You are saying like he has a choice

youtube.com/watch?v=R7KGBgz-hkg
Oh how the turn tables

She is the princess
She makes the rules.

And so do i!

Just LARP an exaggerated version of what you think a confident person is like.

>cartoon link was a sex fiend
Will they bring that personality ever back?

But that's rape

Should i even bother anymore

!!

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He’s average sized.

It’s a blessing chosen by gods

Link isn't a descendent of Zelda, you retard.
If they paired up and had children every game then Link would be royalty and Zelda's relative in the next one.

He belongs to Mipha step away!

have sex

What would it be like?

He’s saying that Link is property of BotW Zelda, which is aLttP Zelda’s descendant

Queens don't make Kings, only Kings can make Queens.

>calling anyone else a retard

I dunno really, i doubt i could even imagine it anymore. It feels so weird and foreign.

>gods let Link get raped
Doesn't sound right to me

literally anywhere you see a woman
there are no rules

I feel your pain

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>like the hugging and cuddling part
>don't enjoy any other aspect of having a relationship
I don't think getting a prostitute for this would be a good investment

it's fun until you realize you have to do it every day for the rest of your life

You mean the master sword that breaks after using it for a short time

Just leave when it gets boring, fag. Don't be a drama queen.

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will princess Zelda ever get married? If so, who will be the husband?

Yes and Link
there are no nobles nor princes from other kingdoms to marry her

Just find a weak softie in a bookstore or some shit. Try to see when she is not busy reading a book and ask her out.

Do people actually attempt to pick up people at a bookstore? That seems like weirdest place to go scoping.

>Ganondorf and Zelda literally just get their Triforces every time they show up
>Link has to work for it EVERY TIME
It's not like the Gods gave him a break elsewhere. How's it hard to believe?

For me it is a completing experience, especially when it's not just any girl but someone you have real feelings for

How unpleasant of a person do you have to be to be not only a virgin but hugless and kissless as well? I'm a pretty awkward guy socially but considering almost all of my good high school/college friends were girls I got them daily without even making a move.

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What if you're really attractive so women have trouble talking to you?

>being a virgin is bad
hope you die

Not much if you don't interact much with people.

how? that sounds impossible. i do not even know how to have sex, you need to be experienced to have sex successfully

Hyrule is basically a matriarch.

Ganondorf has always been the same person.
Zelda is a goddess.
Link is....loved by a goddess?

Ganondorf is an incarnation of an ancient demon's hatred
Zelda is a descendant of a royal bloodline blessed by a goddess
Link is the poor fucker that gets to do all the dirty work