Says he beat dark souls

I beat Dark Souls with my first playthrough and I put points in Resistance

yes
looting any shield means you're gay

Roll activates on button release, not press, for whatever reason

Imagine thinking hbomberguy isn't retarded.

Actually never mind that might be too hard for you

youtu.be/5w3cYtJekpw

Imagine the smell

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>for whatever reason

>Tfw ugly as shit

>Standards are so high that I barely find like one or two in that pic who are attractive

No wonder I can't get a girlfriend bros. I'm going to be alone forever.

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>Yeah I level dumped, looked up a guide and had my friend who already beat the game hold my hand
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I PLAYED THE GAME WRONG

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There's nothing wrong with demanding absolute perfection out of life.

still can't look into a womans eyes through a fucking video, i'm a loser

why is Yea Forums like this?

>pirated
>therefore no online
>still beat it blind as a katana/no shield/pyro build
get fukked nerds, I even used a longbow to snipe/lure out fags

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everyone here has the bad kind of autism

Because women are picky.

just wanna die lads

I can't do it. I need to close the video after 3 seconds.

>he used the wiki on his first playthrough for every souls game

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>FUCKING DEXFAG
opinion DISCARDED

lol

if you're not even remotely close to something that might be considered a far cousin from "perfect", then how can you demand such a thing from others.

incelhood is a disease

Doctor how do I treat this.

based

what is the Yea Forums-approved way of beating the Souls series?

just have sex with a roastie you virgins, it's easy

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We are autistic fat neckbeards, that's why.

>for whatever reason
Maybe because you have to hold the button in order to sprint ?

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do it your own way and stop listening to Yea Forums

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Nope, I'm ugly as sin with a "terrible" personality and I still turn down and insult women like no tomorrow and I know fags irl who get mad at turning down "unique" qts and shitting on them all the time.

who else here just doesn't fucking care anymore

You can see their sins in their eyes.

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Begone satan.

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disgusting

Fuck women. They are just sluts with tight cunts.

Literally nothing wrong with using a shield. The beauty of dark souls was that it allowed for such a variety of playstyles, with them all being viable. If you want to play a ninja-flipping dexfag, you can. If you want to play with a sword and shield, you can. If you want to go two-handed ultra-greatsword with poise-stacked armor to be the ultimate tank, you can. If you want to focus on sorcery, or pyromancy, or miracles, you can. So many different ways to play the game, and they all feel natural.

I think it's something that's been lost in translation over the years. DaS3, for example, still has all the trappings of the previous souls games, but the underlying mechanics (from bloodborne) more or less encourage you to solely play the game as a nimble dodgy roll-spamming melee build. Sure you can play other ways, but the game definitely feels like it was intended solely for this playstyle, with things like heavy armor tank builds, sorcery builds, faith builds, etc feeling absolutely gimped to shit in comparison. One of the reasons that game feels so much less replayable than DeS or DaS1 or DaS2 (the other major reason being the linear world design making it so all playthroughs are more or less in the same exact sequence)

down left corner makes me diamonds

>DaS3 on release
>everyone talking about how epic and hard nameless king is
>mfw beating him on the first try by just backpedaling across the stage, shooting crossbow bolts at him, and dodging the wind blasts every so often
>mfw king of storms was harder, and that's just because of how retarded the camera is in that fight

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Roll

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post more group female pics. preferably ones where you can see their body

>spams roll

>You get the same girl regardless of number

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>you didn't beat the game with this artificial handicap I placed on myself so that means you didn't play it right

Souls fags are some of the worst posters here

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81-85 please

You can try and get the slightly less soulless ones like number 26-30 or 1-5. Its all in the stars

lmao shieldfag

>he doesnt play with enemy and item randomizer
I think its safe to say that nobody here ACTUALLY beat dark souls, just the tutorial

Sign me up

Every single once is attractive you neckbeards

>he doesn't stick to Bloodborne

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>he owns a playstation

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71-75

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trips

have sex incel freaks

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Wait a minute that girl...

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lets go

poor guy

to be fair there is some stuff the game should tell you in tutorial prompts, like what each stat does and what the softcaps are, or how weapon upgrades work exactly, particularly elemental enchantments

wouldnt this be considered rape instead of just assault?

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Imagine the smell in that room

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Why yes i did beat dark souls using only a shield

Good times

Rollhan

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>tfw completely negated the difficulty of the game by using dark sword and carthus curved sword
the meta wasn't quite settled in at that point and I was playing the game blind I also wore the revan armor

Roll spam is no more difficult than sword and board.
If you're using Dark Souls as a measure of gaming prowess at all you should really just kill yourself.

if you don't beat dark souls blindfold with a rusty knife stabbed on your thigh you're a casual

I'm gayyyy

If you ever used a summon in this game you ruined the experience and can't say you've beaten it.
If you spent time invading other players you're based

Is two handing a mace as a cleric considered easy mode?

Do these Jersey sluts not realize more than 1 hairstyle exists?

where are you supposed to look btw
left eye, right eye, or the bridge of her nose
are you supposed to switch occasionally?
help

>he plays any soul shit

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Men can't be raped

Easiest trips of my life
Or 1-5 get, that's fine too

vamos

Name three (3) franchises that are better than Souls.

81-85 PLEASE

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Fifa, Cod, Battlefront

bloodborne
sekiro
armored core

*start sweating*

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but das1 and 2 had the best dodge roll item though. Dark wood grain ring or whatever

>never make eye contact with people
>women say I'm so enigmatic

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The area above the nose and between the eyebrows. That's where I always look at least.

>look of shock
>but hearts
what is the thot trying to tell me

Y dale.

greatsword or dragontooth souls is even easier than shield souls

>still can't really make eye contact in business meetings as I'm too nervous about fucking up the meeting itself

Yikes

All of these women are soulless...

I'm so ronery brehs

im not picky but pls not 61-65

She's not telling you anything.

wtf that feels weird as shit
because you're no longer level with her eyes it feels like you're looking above/through her

please tell me you faggots aren't serious with this shit

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I CANT DO IT VEE

>He used weapons

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convey then, you know what I mean

Why is she smiling like that?

>think everyone responding is baiting or being stupid
>open video
>panic and scroll down into comments after 10 seconds
Damn

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aa

What's worse is when you catch yourself smiling back at the video

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>don't use shields
>don't roll
>don't use wepons/magic/etc
Might as don't play the games at all.

>not having jolly coop fun with your sunbros
Summoning is one of the best parts about the series.

>that one girls head blocking the ass

it'd be awkward if you didn't smile back you autistic fucker
can you imagine pokerfacing at a girl acting like that? what the fuck

I'm so ugly

IT'S A VIDEO

These are the only good looking thots.

I have superior taste which means I like men though, so begone, harpies!

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Dude it's a video though

*tips fedora*

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lmao, imagine thinking people on the screen can see you

The other person still thinks that you're looking them straight into the eyes. Nobody will bitch at you for doing that. It's a bit more comforting for you too I guess. I personally have the same problem that you have, I have no idea if I'm supposed to look at the right or the left eyeball, so I just look at the middle and a bit above. The eyebrows act as some sort of iron sight because of how straight they are and cos they stop in the middle.

the point of the video is to not treat it as a video

>The eyebrows act as some sort of iron sight
you're too fucking far gone lmao

>tfw ugly ass skinnyfat autist loser
>still wouldn't fuck a girl that is on my level appeareance wise
What you gonna do about it, nigger

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you do that thing they do in movies where they constantly move their eyes side to side slightly

>all these people freaking out
The video is easy as fuck, actually mainting eye-contact in real life is the problem
Fucking normalfags I swear

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>tfw can't handle eye contact in videos like this
>love to watch masturbation porn if it has eye contact in it regardless

i always look at the mouth or nose

>he can maintain eye contact with a girl in a video
WE FOUND A NORMIE BOYS GET HIM

AaaaREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she will know you want to fuck her if you look at her mouth because that's what people do when they're attracted to someone, rip user

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So it's just me then? My eyes are always drawn to that area when I look at someone's face. I thought this was normal.

White people: "all asians look the same"
Also white people: this image

Alright you pussies listen up, you aren't gonna get this over night, you'll each have your own speeds at this but it's basically like lifting weights only in your brain. You want to have big dick eye contact you gotta do big dick practice, you're changing deep rooted mental pathways it ain't gonna change over night. You come at it straight, and leave your fancy eye maneuvers at home, just because you became a pussy doesn't mean you have to stay that way.

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I can't look anyone in the eyes. Eyes are haunting, it's like I don't see the black dot, I see a deep dark hole. How am I supposed to look in those holes? Especially when the hole widens and tightens, Pupils fucking freak me out I don't like looking at my own eyes for too long. How can I maintain eye contact for an entire conversation lookin' at those freaky little holes stare directly back into mine.

How are they not bothered by it? It's so shallow, yet endlessly deep. How do you look?

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>tfw don't have any problem maitaining eye contact, i just forget i'm supposed to do it

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>mfw any girl you talk to who's had her eyebrows done is paranoid that there's something wrong with them

but i feel like she might pull some tricks on me while i'm staring in her eyes
you know, it's an active area and i have to keep an eye on it because i don't have full trust to a random thot

>he doesn't solo every boss at least once

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Its much easier to be in a group with a lot of women than with a few

>well look who came out of their cave

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>make a cute term to be casual
Isn't that something women do?
Do guys really just deflect their casual babby mode with 'jolly coop' and call each other 'sunbros?'

>sup biiiiiiitch

They don't know that I'm looking at them. People think that I'm looking them in the eyes. I hate when they shave them and draw them back in really thin though, throws me off too much.

>ookin' at those freaky little holes stare directly back into mine.

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>meet up with grill
>goes well
>talking later when we get home
>says she didn't think I liked her because I moved away every time she got close when we were walking
>mfw I just thought she had really shit co-ordination and was going to bump into me

"Shield Souls"?

>grandad hangs you money under the table

>implying I would ever actually come out of my cave while there are people around

Pictures don't bother me I can't see the depth. Real eyes it's almost like I can feel a depth to them that makes me sick to my stomach. We have holes in our eyeballs, doesn't that bother any of you?

Fuck... I want her to be my gf :(

Girl likes small dicks maybe?

That redhead on the left is now my waifu.

moving into girls when they talk is a big "I'm desperate" cue, you moving away signals you don't really care and might have options so you accidentally did a social body cue thing.

I think I have a habit of focusing on the bridges of peoples noses or something. That's not how proper eye contact works, is it?

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keeping an eye contact won't get you laid

The hard part is not the eye contact but that annoying fucking music.

>>says she didn't think I liked her because I moved away every time she got close when we were walking
>>mfw I just thought she had really shit co-ordination and was going to bump into me
jesus CHRIST user

For me its very easy to maintain eye contact with people i barely know, but impossible with close ones. Is it just me?

Parrying takes more skill than dodge rolling.

I got a boner 1 minute in

It made me cry

what do you consider close?
like family or friends?

lmao you politely told her to fuck off every time you moved away.

>when feminists get proper representation at a game dev house

The hard part is the realisation that no qt would look at you and smile that way if it weren't for the video.

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No and it just makes you look slightly cross-eyed to the other person

I did the whole "maintain eye contact thing" once at a party. I kept eye contact with girls for minutes. I did it with every girl in the room. After about 30 minutes I was asked to leave for making people uncomfortable.

Nobody told me your supposed to do it when TALKING to the girl

It's not that hard especially with all the guides in internet or on the fucking floor

fake and gay or you were literally death staring every girl you talked to

D-do you guys play Runescape?

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Not me though

Hell no I ain't sitting at the same table with that ginger shit!

my first run through dark souls was using murakumo and dragon head.

So look in both eyes at once?

I'm not fat, and I just haven't bought a razor, yet.

what

Im so beta I literally gave up ever trying to get a woman and even just jerk off to trannies now.

I'm not even gay.

She's really cute. What the fuck is so hard about looking at her eyes? Or her face? Look at her eyes, her lips, her nose. What the fuck is hard about that you faggots? Would an ugly girl make it easier you fucking fruits?

everyone of you who fails at this is a pathetic loser

But it's fun. Why are you such a tryhard faggot?

Family

>fuck women
The rest of us already do user, catch up
You have slept with a girl, right user?

By definition, yes.

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>people unironically have trouble with this
Seek help

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nice video games thread.

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reminder that if you did any of the following:
>used dex
>used a shield
>used any magic
>used armor with poise
>used a bow
>summoned
>took a gift besides the tiny beings ring
>kindled to have more than 10 flasks
>played offline
>didn't play the original 1.0 console release

you objectively DID NOT beat the REAL and INTENDED dark souls experience

>not just avoiding your problems until they turn into new ones
I can't have trouble maintaining eye contact in social situations if I never leave the house. Checkmate.

Take your epic pun back to ledit.

>says he beat skyward sword final boss
>he actually used skyward strike

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Why would I use a shield when I can roll?

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based

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>got the platinum on sekiro
>the percentage of others who have gotten it is actually quite high

so hard game

jesus now thats thicc

Fuck why do sports girls have the biggest asses

speak for yourself. I look like a completely normal young man but can't get a single girl due to my subpar height and jaw.

I'm sure that's it, user.

>not even gay
>only jerks off to trannys
user.....

Whats your height user

waddup niggazzzzzzzzzzz

A big reason so many zoomers are depressed and incels is because they are perfectionists.

Why is there a guy in a suit and why does the sign above his head say ''cocaine''?

>Takes off pants

look up the slo mo guys video on the eye really close up
i almost threw up

4'9

what the fuck are you even hinting at? my body fat is good, I excercise regularly and eat quite healthily. I make sure my hair and clothers are well when I go out and I keep my hygiene in check also.

176 cm, which is quite a bit below average when factoring all variables in about where I live, what age I am and so on. But I'd place more emphasis on my shit jaw on the matter.

The jaw will make or break a man's looks.

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Natural born chad.

To get you to go outside

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I beat it with a friend using the light crossbow and non-damaging sorcery/miracles only. It's a lot of fun knowing when to get the fuck out, when to parry barehanded and when to shoot, given you're stationary when shooting and automatically reloading in position after every bolt. Try it out and have a blast. We managed to sever Kalameet's tail and kill him first time just with free aim aswell. Stacking like 80 casts of force makes invasions a fucking blast aswell as long as there are pits in the area.

same user

I just flailed around. I wanted to finish before my invincibility potion ran out.

>he says he beat dark souls
>he didn't exclusively use an unupgraded broken straight sword

Yep, that's the only reason.

Fixed

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>using unupgraded broken straight sword
>not fists only
you obese fuck

fuck you

Not him but yes that it's the main reason.
It doesn't matter if a ugly ass ogre is a gentlemen, skilled, has a great personality or whatever, it still remains a fucking ugly unwatchable ogre.

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Sure smells like incel here!
have sex

>says he beat dark souls
>didn't play it with Donkey Kong bongos
Fucking casuls.

youtube.com/watch?v=4HdWWhZ0hDM

i'm with you on this one, fuck whores and fuck

>use butt muscles
>ass gets bigger
It's a mystery to everyone.

I play 2handed anyway. I NEED MORE DAMAGE

based

cope & seethe

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domain name

It matters a lot. t. ugly ogre.

The real dark souls is whips no shield.

dilate

I use my butt moving boxes and crates around all day and I got nothin

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>176 cm, which is quite a bit below average when factoring all variables in about where I live, what age I am and so on. But I'd place more emphasis on my shit jaw on the matter.
Nigger, 5'9" is the median height of an American male and well above the Euro average. Quit confusing /fit/ memes with reality.

It's kinda easy but I get bored and end up looking at her but in the distance at the same time

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Git gud.

that's because you're malnourished wagey and not gym chad on GOMAD

>it's fun to play on ez baby mode

OK COOL FAG

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i like this type of think.
just because i know a stuff like this exists, makes me happy i'm not a total loser that actually needs it and there are mouthbreathers that can't look into peoples eyes beneath me.
you should link this instead of 'have sex' because it may change some incels life

they look all the same, was it because I lived 4 months in China?

No, I am not referring to any statistics, but my personal experience.
Details: I'm Finnish, 19 years old and I live near the captical city. Other males my age here are definitely above 180 cm on average.

The eye contact / beautiful agony porn is pretty hot.

i thought i wasnt that beta but i cant make it past 30 seconds

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25 guys isn't that much.

I know that feeling.
I may be 6'2 but I am still below average in looks.
Although I find that as long as I am funny and act like I care then getting a girl is not too hard.
For some reason I attract either crazy chicks or gay dudes...not sure why and telling them "no homo" does not seem to always repel them.

Been single for a while just to get some peace and quiet.

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Average Helsinki city boy is a malnourished somalian, maybe 170cm at best.

>stare at her for half minute
>well it's seems like she likes me
>no this lying whore is making fun of me
>what's so funny bitch, quite doing that shit with your mouth you fucking CUNT
>nobody ever looked at me that way why would she do so now
End up being pissed off. Why am I like this.

you have fucking autism

It's actually because you're gay.

well not the men of a finnish phenoenotype. obviously my observations are skewed by the fact that the ugliest men probably don't enjoy spending time outside as much as the more attractive ones.

lots of very sad gay people nowadays, chin up

Can feel you bro.

Where are you supposed to look? Either eye or the middle of her nose?

FUUUUUUUCKKKK

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Reminds me of this...
youtube.com/watch?v=TTXhxFvu4I4

I think I might be autistic a bit.

Have sex.

I spend most time looking at what i think her dominant eye is (can only guess)
will look away to break tension and switch to the other if i am wrong
when the hair is out of the way, and i wait for the moment it is out of the way, if i can look at the ears i will do that most of the time

Lmao you're like 8/10 literally have sex

It's too hard, I'll keep looking downwards where I can't see people looking at me.

(((Amanda Ross)))

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Made it through the entire video without breaking eye contact or blinking

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It's just a way to circumvent the awkwardness of eye contact. Kind of like when you have an oral exam and people tell you to look above the teacher's head to at least make an attempt at eye contact and to make you more relaxed, it's just that I look at a specific part of a person's face instead. I don't think that's really autistic, nobody really know that I do this unless I tell them, but I guess I'm not the one to judge.

>haha yeah sorry about that
>is that seat taken?
>ask how uncle joey on my right is doing

More like 5/10 or 6/10 at best.
Already had sex.
While sex is great I particularly like the skin on skin contact while spooning in bed on a cold winter night.
Something about it is so comforting. Makes it easy to fall asleep.

It's making them laugh and feel valued that gets me any chance.
While chicks are hardcore when it comes to rating guy's looks they will often go for who makes them feel most comfortable over looks.

Imagine the smell.

Finally they found one these pics that isnt full of wilderbeast. I find their glances welcoming in this one though. I’d gladly talk with these cuties. I’m sure they would be nice enough

>tfw went pure magic build going in blind.
>No investment in HP.
>Have several hours of attempts on every single boss.

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I don't have a basement.

>not allways going full guts on demon asses

>well here comes our aspiring gamer

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Nothing wrong with summoning itself. I'm only saying that you have no place to talk about the difficulty of dark souls if you enlisted help during the "harder" parts.

Why does this picture makes me uncomfortable ;...; ?

make an edit like this