Get in here fuckers

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>nintardos

fuck off

Might be because of calling for invasions with other people's streams.

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY

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_0x1ab878.POLE_DELAY = 1;
_0x1ab878.MOVE_SPEED_MAX = 0.4;
_0x1ab878.MOVE_SPEED_DECEL = 0.1;
_0x1ab878.MOVE_SPEED_ACCEL_AIR = 0.1;
_0x1ab878.MOVE_SPEED_ACCEL = 0.1;
_0x462a92.game.lives = 9999

don't mind me

Stop enjoying yourselves and post more Twitter caps.

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anyone wanna form a squad? does that squad code shit work?

Yea Forums is the code currently being used

sup crew

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Squad is Yea Forums
infernoplus.com/royale/#

Might be because of this, it was funny the first few times but i'm worried the janny will lose his shit if we keep it up.

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I suggest talking about the game instead of posting stream trolling if you don't want the thread to get 404d again.

NERF LEVEL 5

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do you have the one that makes you invincible too

>fire mario comes running from right side on 1-1
fucking jump scares

twitch.tv/vargskelethor/clip/TrappedUnsightlyBottleSpicyBoy

twitchfags are on suicide watch

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nope

FFFFFFFFFUCK HAMMERS

Damn, thanks anyway though my guy

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

unless the jannies are seething over bing bing wahoo the only reasonable explanation for why the last thread got pruned was because of posting twitch trolling and their squad codes. don't do that

i love your moves

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Can you actually get banned from the game for having a meanie word in your name? Do bans even exist here?

buff level 5 players
all you guys die in the first stage, what the fuck, just hold right and jump

No, dumbass

Nope, it's a free for all. See

you have to go back

no the dev posts in these threads, we were just trying to get twitchfags banned for spamming their stupid links

Finally got a level 5 friend

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Time to hit the bed
inb4 another meme update tomorrow
Have some you know what imgur.com/a/qXT14U9

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>retard jannies defedning twitch cancer
fucking hiro kick these retards out of this board already, how many of them are feds i wonder

getting 1st in 1-1 feels hollow

Yea what the fuck was up with that

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gross

Hey, I'm just asking since the twitch streamers wanted to ban nigger death and I wondered if he got banned.

I'm Loli Pussy, feels weird to see me in a webm for once.

you cant ban me

Well he just led me to the end of 5 so he's still there.

You mean 1st world right?
It's actually sort of impressive since it's so easy that you have to speedrun that shit in order to win.

Victory Royale #2 I'll take it

Am I the only one with the Jump and Run button randomly swapping at the start of rounds using a controller?

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>tfw falling into a pit when a Yea Forums bro is watching you

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was that you batboy, i waited for you m8

Happens to me occasionally and I'm not completely sure how to fix it.
Usually just unfucks itself after I've switched the usb port and restarting the game.

cog you sack of shit

yeah. just won another game though so it's all good

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>10 people die on the fish level
HOW

>tfw falling into a pit with a Yea Forums bro

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>mobile jew furnace
kek

>speed and lives are stored in client side
>not even properly hidden
if this actually works, the devs are legit retarded.

Not slowing down or dying from trying to stomp at a side angle

>3-2 gatekeeper
>literally gatekeeps 3-2 with a star, then kills himself when it runs out.
I respect your dedication to the job mate.

Maybe that's why no one came.

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That level is a bitch, that's why.
>tfw a swarm of fishes come for your ass and there's nowhere to go and there's nowhere to run

Tiananmen asshole kick a shell at me fuck you pal

>getting killed by a fucking goomba because you missed your jump
is there any worse feel

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I agree, dying to a piranha plant is much more dignified.

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>the guy in 1-2 just hitting the coin block

because you can't slow down and have to go with the flow, and fish RNG can fuck you in the ass.
plus their hitbox is weird

FUCK YOU HIRO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

every time i hit 5-2 theres like 10 people left

next time buy a pass, gaijin

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>mfw nigger steals the flower at the start then dies to the first hammernigger

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So often my guy just moves on his own

guess you're a late bloomer, it's totally normal

Fucking Gasniggertrannykikes, thought your star power ran out.

this game is actually pissing me off UFKC

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>get the star
>genocide about 20 people
>see friendly user waiting for me to proceed
>kill him anyway

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>needpass to postfuck
waited for u bro

>5-1
>just wanna stay alive
>decide to take it slow and steady
>starnigger comes out of nowhere and fucking murders me

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it does work kek

damn niggerbro is cheating

based Yea Forums-bro

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>already cheating
well fuck, was fun while it lasted

MIDNA WHERE WERE YOU?

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>3-4
>4 players left
>FUCKING FIREBALL LAGSPIKES INTO ME

My toaster is too toasty for more than 20 people.

honestly only using it so dev sees it needs to be fixed, ive won a bunch without it

I got fucked by the firebox hitboxes.
I am sorry.

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>starnigger camping on the vine/tunnel-spawn spot

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i did it

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>galo sengen dancing on the platform to play off the fact I beat him by a hair

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3-2 Gatekeeper
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You broke my flow!

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I figured that some game data was clientside since several people were able to pick up the same powerup.

Servers are gonna be full of startrannies soon

>2nd

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>eario dies at bowser
i saw you go up the vine with that star

>he didn't get a mushroom to break through the gatekeeper
Poor preparation, user.

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>try and run into him
>just jumps over me
grant me the death I deserve

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>big mario destroys the blocks at the end of 2-1
probably my fav thing to do next to vining with a star

>startrannies
Lmao

>Tfw get the star in 1-1 every time

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>1-1
>go too fast you don't get star and star niggers are literally breathing down your neck to body you if you slow down for a millisecond
good fucking god

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In all fairness, I never even wanted the star.
I'm just tryin to speedrun.

You didn't share it with me.
You're a rascal, with no respect for anyone expect your power ups.

Super crown when?

Getting snipped by a random with a shell

>4th
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

My thumb is getting real swollen from having pressed the forward button for thirtheen hours straight

Wear your gamer gloves dude.

whats the best way to not have the beginning lag

Did it just freeze for anyone else?

1-1 glitches out at times at the star for me

based starchad killing piranha plants

slow and steady we got fucking robbed

NIG squad chad offing bowser for everyone and grabbing podium

this is my boon to you zoomers

>game supports controllers but the only uses the analog sticks, not the dpad
Brehs, wtf.

I cleaned my keyboard even to make it easier. I needed like 10 q-tips and ran out of canned air.

I use a DS4 with JoyToKey, and mapped the D-pad to the arrow keys, it's much better

fuck this game i'm out

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>dying to fishes

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>end of 5-3
>neck and neck with a guy
>reach flagpole at same time
>both hit by troll bullet bill

god damnit

Why are noname cucks the worst?

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Yea Forums always wins

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im gonna be sad when this gets taken down

>speednegro

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>more and more people cheating
>it's always a Yea Forums guy

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i'm sorry 5bros. i failed you.

Am I officially a speedrunner now?

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>privilage

I'm out, Yea Forumsros. My thumb is getting sore and Bloodstained comes out tonight. I was Youmu's Belly.

It was a pleasure racing with you, Yea Forumsros. I sincerely hope this game still exists tomorrow.

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Gimme an option to toggle sprinting, my thumb is fucking killing me.

I used R2.

i put in like a solid 6 hours on this. most fun i've had on a Yea Forums thread in a while outside of jackbox. thanks user

>3-1 loads
>can't gatekeep anyone because everyone dies before 3-2
bros....

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THE FUCK YOU SAY

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someone needs to check this besides me
i found out that just above the lower platform with 3 coins on it is an invisible flag pole
if you can bounce on a cheep cheep you can catch the pole and die in a hole
if i manage to get there i might screenshot it

No, you're just better than most people who play this. They're all fucking garbage by the way

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>5-1
>5-1
>5-1
>5-1
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Accidentally kill another Mario with a Koopa shell

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its in 2-3 btw

why can't i jump on hammer bros this is bullshits

>reach 2-2 first
>two guys right behind me
>shell their asses
this is even funnier than star-raping

that was my last run of the night, I'm going to try to learn how to gatekeep 1-2 and others tomorrow, have fun guys

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the same thing happened to me yesterday on the exact same spot, can confirm

7 left on 5-2 smgdh

>watch streamer
>they take their time
>die to stupid thing like rushing into an enemy
>take the longest route
>can't even get to -4/castle
I thought people knew how to play Mario.

Why does it always start to lag like hell in the second level REEEEEEEEEE

>framerate turns into PS4 mode at crucial moment
every time

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put this whole thing in for fire flower, invin, and everything else

for(var k=0;k

Good night, user.
I will gatekeep your dreams.

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Where do I put this?

youtube.com/watch?v=TLb33K8UO30&t=14s

What's "gatekeeping"?

press F12 while ingame, click the console tab

I did this but left on the dpad is still jump for some reason.

Don't do this, bros.
It makes mustard gas.

>mfw I hear the sound because I have the star
nobody is save from starchad

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What are these light speed hammers jesus

Fuck red shells sometimes, you kick them and then they hurt you.
What is up with that?

wrecking cocky fools with stars and turtle shells I assume, everyone of you should to that naturally

invin doesn't seem to work
do you have to get a star first

remember that the squad code is Yea Forums

that happens to me with green shells to sometimes

Being an asshat with a star and for the entirety of its duration, standing on a point where people have to get through you.

>cheating in a fucking mario game

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We did it bros.

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works for me, but I can only kill enemies not players

Why don't I see anyone's names

RIP Digger Nick

This, I bet the only people that do this are fourth placefags.

You can only see the names of the people you're in a squad with.

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squad code: Yea Forums
on the name choosing screen

There are actually 4 hamerbros in 5-2, good to know.

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it feels like that one goomba on 1-1 is specifically placed to fuck over whoever tries to get the fire flower when it pops out

Found why it didn't
seems you have to paste it when the game has started, not while it loads

how to shoot fire flower

you're kidding right, user?

just take the pipe after the first one

press shift

how the fuck are these guys spawning with the fire flower and then launching themselves forward out of nowehre

its super secret :)

konami code

i tried doing this one and for me it does not work it will just give an error

Cheats were found

It's funny as shit that this is possible, but it's not really fun to play after a few times.

So uh, feel like a winner digger nick?

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What did I do?

Ran through with the all-upgrades dealio. It's neat at first to just walk though four levels as if there aren't any enemies, but eh.

Hopefully it gets patched out sooner than later.

>jumped into the pit with star
I am tired

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>tfw jumped into pit while cheating
ultimate shame

Streamer successfully dabbed on.

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>die to the fishes

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>lonely victory on world 3
most of the good players went to sleep huh

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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What game is this tho?

based glitch

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Stat when? record win, deaths by pit, starniggers and shit

I seriously don't get what's the point of cheating

to dab on streamniggers
they filled the game with redditors

if something is good, it's gonna spread. enjoy this game while it lasts, it's a very real possibility that it wont be around in 24 hours

>they filled the game with redditors
I've been playing exclusively in the Yea Forums squad room lately so this isn't really a problem to me.

WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU STILL NOT JUMP ON HAMMER BROS

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I might be wrong, but the squad feature just lets you see other players names who are in the squad.
You're still playing with plebbitors.

Based.

>cunny died
F

Wew, I barely made it to the star in time.

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>not going up the vine
not based.

>always die in front of Yea Forums bros
>when i do cool shit there are no Yea Forums bros around to see it

Fuck you white boy

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But I thought I was aight...

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the gangs all here :^)

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>Star nigger sitting on top of a pipe as I'm coming out of it
AAAAAAAAUGH

>Do the Mario
Embarrassing.

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I have never made it past 5-2. Help.

SLOW DOWN.

Finishing at all is placing.

>tfw I am in the webm

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*blocks your path*

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>become infinite starnigger at 3-1
>waste people's time making them think I have the power to instantly end their game

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my bro sticks with his bro

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i got him a few times, he took away his squad code

based

>kikes go there =>
>the holocaust is made up
>both walk into the oven
Ironic.

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How come Nintendo hasn't killed this yet?

>Firefag killing them doesn't necessarily kill them on your side
>360 noscope hammers that have heat seeking tracking
>Oh I'll just jump on his h- OH YOU FUCKED UP GAME OVER
Scarier than Starnigs desu

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>in the lead by thin margin
>yet someone beat me to the star
HOW

you can't jump on hammercunts.

not on their radar yet id guess
or theyre going to >HIRE THIS MAN

>infinite starnigger
How?

Cheats, brotha. Fortunately, they only affect enemies and not players.

>finally in a room with fellow cunny bros
>5-1
Something is just not meant to be.

FUCK WORLD 5

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>3-1
>Get the star
>Go up the vine
>50 player remaining
>Wait
>20 players remain

I miss you faggots.

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World 8 when

since you're changing some vars in javascript, those vars have to be declared first

hence: wait until the player character spawns

>imagine unironically losing in 1-1

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What happened to world 4? I never see that.

What's the flight code?

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>only one left on 2-4
what the fug

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good shit, works perfectly

hope they fix shit like this though since it will ruin this game very fast

Well played

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so when you win, does it go back to the menu on its own? it's been a couple minutes now

4-4 is that fucking maze level which wouldn't work in multiplayer, so I assume that's why

the only point in staying is to see if anyone else comes along. if not, just refresh the page. it doesn't end on its own.

>join Yea Forums squad
>some nigger has the flower right at the beginning of 1-1
>runs unnaturally fast
>of fucking course I can see his name
why do I identify with this shithole

youtube.com/watch?v=xk15qDVxiI8

I was seething quite considerably when you touched me with the star
at least the mushroom saved me

The jumping feels a bit laggy

it is, you're playing with 74 other fucking people, and the game isn't ported very well

Underage crusade.

>any game design data on the client side
even fucking Bethesda would'nt do that.

>dying to the first goomba
its an abstract kind of feel

>jump into bowser's fire right at the end because apparently the triggers on the DS4 are mapped to jump

Epic, bless you

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sorry, but when I get the star the darkness takes over me.

Twitchfags btfo

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>made it past 5-2
>fell off the map in 5-3
I just want to beat it once.

>starnigger falls to his death while chasing other players

>stage 5
what the fuck was the developer thinking? Majority of people die in the first 10 seconds the room goes from 75 to 10 people near instantaneously

because they're retarded and just hold shift+d

>1059 online
The fuck?

Yeah, I figured it'd slowly die down since it's the middle of the night, but it's only getting higher.

there is some kind of anti-cheat in place, if you're an infinite star nigger your victory doesn't count.

timezones, you fucking niggerfaggot

>Cheatfag spawns with flower and runs faster than everyone else while running through flagpoles
>He only gets in front of me by the end of 1-2
You really shouldn't have been struggling so much, step it up cheatfag

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Oh, I'm sorry, let me specify.
Middle of the night/very early morning in the place that matters.

Make fun at niggers in vg while suck their dicks irl

Infringio is a faggot.

I've beaten world 5, which is pretty doable now.
The castle is brutal though.

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holy shit, non Yea Forums players are bad at this game

so are Yea Forums players
I can see the name of every single cheatnigger I encounter

Niggerfaggot I saw you cheating and dying in a pit.

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Holy fuck

>nearly always make it to the end on world 3
weird

Finally, too bad everyone died on 2-2

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What's the best strategy Yea Forums? Wait your time and hoping everyone will die or rush forward?

nice

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yes, unless it's world 1, in that case you need to rush because people can survive this easy shit

hold shift and never stop. if you're not gunning for first, then what's the point?

I dunno once I got to 1-3 there were only 15 people left

>tfw memorized jump timings and movements of the worlds to just breeze through now

Feels good being FAST

>Psycho Mantis
Psycho Mantis

Don't wait, just go at waking speed.

Why doesn't it display how many players are left when you finish the world now? I want to know if it's worth waiting to see any other player names or not.

who knocked that fucking shell

>no Yea Forumsros in the lobby
where are you ;_;

>usually finish 1-1 with 40 players left
>once i managed to get a star
>fuck up half the players
>finish 1-1 with 20 players
World 1 needs more genocide.

They should allow fire flowers to kill people too desu

I like it but it might be too OP.

>only twitch streamer can't even make it to the end to get dabbed on.

I fucking aced world 3.
There is no that can stop me on that level.

How do I clip through blocks?

How do you dance at the end?

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this The only way it could be balanced is if it had a limited number of shots

>grab starman same time as other guy
>die on the flagpole that we both grabbed at the same time

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK??

Need some improvements:

1. Fucking replace obvious strings so people can't easily cheat like, come the fuck on
2. Normal game doesn't jump after touching the floor if you're holding the jump button, make it a separate binding if that
3. Speaking of binding shit, fix the controls so the X button can run instead of jumping
4. Add Luigi
5. Show score (coins) on the top 3
6. If someone got there first put it up there for everyone to know
7. Toggle names on or off
8. Enable a voting option for worlds (instead of a box to be ready just put a box per world)

based

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World 3 is as easy as world 1, the only annoying bit is bowser at the end

reserved for #1

By cheating and making physics work differently for you enough that the game is confused and can't get you up there

>Yea Forums only top three
nice

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>8. Enable a voting option for worlds (instead of a box to be ready just put a box per world)
t. died by a koopa at the start of World 5-1

Alright Yea Forums, it's been about 14 hours at this point, I've got an exam tomorrow (today), my thumbs hurt and I'm making a lot of stupid mistakes.
Good night, thanks for the fun. Hopefully this will still be up tomorrow.
I was ∑απιθ.

It's lonely at the top.

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>actually cheating on bing bing wahoo

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MAD?

>Get to 5-2
>2 players remaining

>No one in the lobby spams left to right next to the bush in the left, next to the pipe
Wtf, why are you guys so unbased.

holy shit starfag just killed like 50 people

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HONKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5-2 is definitely the casual filter

sleep tight

Sorry bro, but I'm a /standing on the edge of the pipe/ chad for life. I prefer the pipe closer to the bush so I can hang with the bush bros though.

Horse pussy...
did I do you good?
It's time for me to go.
>t. I love little girls

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You did good user. Your sacrifice was not in vain.

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>get to 3-4 first
>dance on the platform above bowser
>some guy desperately tries to make it to the axe
>i touch it before he does

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This is SO sad!

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I was worried you didn't make it for a bit there

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Thank you.

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I need KILLFEED.

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Why is world 2 so fucking hard

Someone figure out how to turn into a bullet

Where the fuck did the Yea Forums squad go??

>get past all the hammerbros
>fall in a pit like a dumbass
haha...

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>Guy becomes starnigger
>He just runs forward instead of killing everyone

>get past all the hammer bros
>die to a laggy bullet bill I thought I was landing on

>collecting Fire Flower
>killed by Fire Bar as power-up animation is happening

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5-1 gonna wait and see if they all die

I have to refresh a couple times to get a Yea Forums lobby because of all the redditniggers.

If only this game didn't lag so hard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK HAMMERBROS FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FUCK TRHEM SOS MFSOPKF SOIZ?ERAZEFDSETZAFFFF

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OH FUCK JUICE I'M SORRY

The fish level is so stressful

>I WON
I WON
>I WON
I WON
>I WON
fucking finally

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Just keep running forward bro. They can't hit you if you keep running forward.

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>bullet bills don't die when you jump on them
>hammerbros kill you if you jump on them
>bullet bills can hit you and kill you during the flag and walking animations at the end of a level
>no water in the underwater sections
get your shit together dev

that one's a breeze compared to the rest of world 2

Can you jump on them yet? Whenever I try to I get decimated.

>is cheating
>guys I won !!

Nice job bro.

Nope I watched him. legit.

are you niggers even using the Yea Forums squad code?

I am. I swear the stupid thing must have broken.

What's 1-3 like bros

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maybe it checks caps, try putting it again

I love you how can just set your coords and skip the entire game

I saw you once, and some other faggot.

yep that did it.

>inb4 mugen cheapie battles

>:(

pretty easy and fun to kill people by knocking shells back. I killed a few people doing that in my last run and it's all the sweeter because of how late in the run it is.

Too late, Gamer Rights

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>Jump over starfag
>run as fast as I can to get away from him
>fucking plant stops me but music stopped
>"I'm save"
>jump over plant
>starfag after genociding everyone comes up behind me
>oh shit oh shit
>runs past me, then returns to finally kill me
>dies 0.3 seconds later to the next plant
>well done starfag, well done

Yea Forums doesn't die as quickly at 5-1 as normal lobbies

saw you, but Yea Forumsros are like 1 or 2 in 70

We've mastered the secret tenchique of "hold right and jump"

>you can use emojis

>overly concerned with not kicking a shell backward into Yea Forumsbros that I fucking kill myself

Try deleting and retyping it. i see like 500x more Yea Forums bros now.

>only one other Yea Forums nigger in the game
>gets a star and kills me specifically
fuck you too

Alright, how the FUCK do you get past that hammerNIGGER on 5-2

Go on... Without us.... Horse Pussy...

what world?

If you were (you), i swear i wasn't trying. You were just fnatastically in the way.

get a fireflower or hope that someone with a fireflower is enough of a bro to help you. I like to get the fireflower on 5-1 that nobody goes for because it's really easy for it to get snatched from you before you can get it.

I did my best

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gun mods fucking when

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Just massacred about a fourth of the players with oiram. This is fun

fuck you REEEEEEEEEEE yeah that's the name

contra battle royale when

A lonely bigtory :(((

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>tfw spend a solid hour just messing around with the hacks
>play with the speed/inertia values until I find a good value to clip through stuff
>have a lot of fun just flying past everyone
>even clip through other players so using star doesn't affect them

I think it was 2, the one with the fucking fish bridge

Fug DDD:

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Why can't you jump on the hammerbros? This is bullshit.

We're making Mario great again

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cringe, this isn't redit
next time go with "nigger"

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Would be better with Mario 2 levels

Too laggy to play. I know it's 75 people at the same time but damn.

maybe get better net, it's only laggy if you play on 4G

hella jeff

>5-1
>75 people down to 9 people at the first pipe

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it's slower than last night?

i won, but at what cost

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>controllers are also supported
How the fuck do I set that up? Clicking the controller icon doesn't do anything.

fitting end for kike reich

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connect your switch controller through blue tooth

INFERNO I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

spectator mode with chat when

FIX THE CHEATS

where are you guys???

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Fuck autojump

What's the point of victory if nobody is around to see it

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: 3 you were a real bro but I blew it

continue without me

Inferno fix the fucking hammer bros

If Yea Forums doesn't give you people from Yea Forums then try deleting and retyping it

>sigmario
Based

wtf I was the one supposed to get fugged :(

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F bro, just saw you die, had to squat on your honor.
i also died in the fish level :(

tranny suicide I thought you were a bro

honk

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>step on a dead goomba
>still die

I won it for us both, Pregnant Shantae bro

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>Top 3
>3-4

that was the farthest I got, damn I though I would finish for once

give him a break, it's a meme game made in three weeks. If he were to do it proper it'd take twice as much time.

>2-2
>5 players remaining
This is how you know the masses have found this game

thanks, m8

Jews did 9/11?

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I saw. Thanks mate. RIP

Fuck, Level 2 really is my level.

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>tfw you literally just held right

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>tfw I fucked up the triple big mario

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The spring at the end of 2-2 is a massive casual filter

No, but I just saw him die in another game key

mariochad, but I'm not good at this

oh no

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me on the left

Epic meme names guys. can't wait to play with you guys.

>seeing a clanfag fuck up 1-4 bowser even with a mushroom

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Holy fuck Nigger Killer Cunny, how can you be so based. Literally made me win, bless your soul.

You know what you must do

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Is it even worth going down the pipe at 1-1? The animation is super slow

Buy it.

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if you're quick, fuck no

I play the chadinfinitestar Mario and clear the path for the other Yea Forums players. No need to thank me.

only if you want to avoid starniggers

Wrong game, nerd.

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You're a bro nigger blaster, godspeed

>pack of 5 (FIVE) starfags running at the front of the hoard

I always do it, you avoid star niggers and being delayed for 1-2 is pretty good since a big mario will usually have the top route open for you

>5-4
>Only 2 players remaining
>Die at the flamebar

Shoutouts who ever won that one

cheers bruv, good run

>clanfag dying to THE 1-1 goomba
lmao

>died in one of the the bowser level lava pits
:(

Winning is literally zero reward and pointless

You guys missing the best part of game

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I always make sure to pop the star block on my way through.

Thanks a lot, I got third place cause a this fuckin cheater. Oh well.

All those people would have died anyway, you're just wasting your own time.

when I cheat I always wait at the bowser until somebody comes and get 1st place right before him
then I do my victory dance under the podium

>Win 3 games ez at first start
>Go 1 hour straight losing
>tfw

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Yey!

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literally me

>haha, just one more win and i'll do something else
>1 hour later

My first "victory" ayy

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why is it doing that

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Damn, I've let you down turbonigger, I'm sorry

Aniki, no!

I felt that Starfag kys

because you cheated

Don't hack yourself to have all that shit and to be able to run through flagpoles, you guys are no fun.

cope

world 5 #1 royale in a nutshell

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starfag spotted

these faggots still manage to fuck up and fall into pits.

You utter failure.

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lmao i just did that on 3-1 i was laughing for like a straight minute

It's the official "Yeah, I cheated. And there's nothing you can do about it" dance.
youtube.com/watch?v=kjxhlmrUG4g

Alright bros, done for now, will probably play later too.
Have a good one. FUCK star normies btw

world 6 when?

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I guess I need to add a loop that checks if you fall and teleports you back up

>5-3
>2 players remaining

Man I'm just declaring victory by default and refreshing.

World 5 always sucks. Not cause it's hard, it's just no one ever fuckin survives so even when you win it feels hollow. I've never seen any more than 20 people survive to 5-2, and never more than 3 make it to 5-3.

Is there memes and art of this?

Well user?

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by that logic you've already beaten all singleplayer games, there is only one player in those

too bad that 5-4 is literally impossible

gg

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of mario? hmm idk
either way you have to go back to redit with that cringe

>only 1 other person and myself on world 5
>make it all the way to 5-4 WITH a mushroom
>enter 5-4 and lose my mind
>make a jump when the firebar is coming back towards me
>sperg out and jump into lava
:(

>this is what Boomers praise
Jesus Christ Yea Forums I'm glad I was born after the 3D revolution.
Mario Oddyssey >>>>>>>>>>> this shit

reeee

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you can't jump on those.

I know but he fucking BACKED UP REEEEE

yikes

Wait on the top plat for him to walk up and then jump over him.

Sorry Fuck Juice

I"M SORRY BOYS I GOT GREEDY

too many people playing, can't find any Yea Forumsros at all

>google mario royale
>already getting coverage

How much time do we have left Yea Forumsros?

>#4
Fuck it, I'll take it.

>jump pass him
>he 180 and sniped you with hammer anyway

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should probably put the squad code in the OP of the next thread

>me and one other user about to jump over a pellitrooper
>using controller
>thumstick rests in to a slightly right-facing direction
>jump in to pellitrooper
this fucker has no idea how mario's supposed to be played
fucking set movement to dpad already

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I mean if you're in anything but World 1 you may as well grab the power ups since everyone else gets wiped out before reaching the end.

Heh that was me, did I even catch up to you in the end?

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> some dickhead somehow gets a star and it for some reason kills you if you touch him
> proceeds to jump without running to kill everyone behind him
What the fuck

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Any point in playing this now that script kiddies decided to shit it up with babbys first hax

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>cunnyposters go straight to hell
fucking ased

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>world 2
>reach bowser
>1 player remain

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>Is there memes and art of this?
Fuck off.

>5-3
>1 player left

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I only just made it to the end with you on my tail.
That shit was scary, your flawless platforming back there made me anxious as fuck.

he's mad
there was never much replayability in this, once you won a few times and killed people with the star a few times you run out of things to do

YIKES

>halo guy is still hacking
lol

We've already got Vinny and Joel playing this, it's only a matter of time before Kotaku makes an article on this and it gets taken down by Nintendo ninjas like what happened to Yiff Party.

I did it, holy shit

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does X player remain count the players already at the end?

3rd place is actually the best place

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so? it started a genre of 2D battle royale, this is what matters

Good run, mate.

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>1407 players online
Oh no.

hello andrew lao
stop watching shit anime

>saturday it was about 150
>sunday about 400
>monday 800
>about 1400 now
Doubling time of about a day then.
This isn't going to last much longer I think.

>TFW starniggers miss you

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>he got beaten by not one, but two people while cheating

how are you this bad, jesus
you're giving all the other chad cheaters a bad name

Who the fuck notable is even streaming/covering it right now? Forsen and Vinesauce already streamed it on Sunday and PC Gamer made an article on it.

how do you make the text double like that

good lad haruhi

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>end of 3-1
>only 12 people remaining
>cheatfag only gets ahead of me after I die

>elude one starnigger going backwards
>he starts running after me

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>cheater falls down a pit at 2-3

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>tfw we all made it
How does it feel Yea Forumsros?

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>Yea Forums lad called starniggers kys or something like that behind me
>my name is starchad
>3 - 2 get the star
>mfw
got STARED hard nigger

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someone make a new thread

>Guy shells my ass when i'm mushroomed
>Still beat his ass

Libtards btfo

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>cheatchad or whatever his name was passes me
>only on 5-2 tho

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What would a sonic greenhill zone royale be like?

>cheater jumps into a goomba

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