Adventures with Zelda GF!
BotW2
Do you need to put the ancient saddle on her when you want to teleport?
they're just friends
Midna was the best companion and wont be topped
Friends don't constantly have sex like they do
she can top me
friends with benefits
Her retarded ending ruined her
Doing combos with Zelda GF!
What would Zelda's Divine Beast be?
A pig
Friends don't. Best friends do though.
Sybian
A cat
a bull
A giant guardian.
>Me
>I like Zelda
I like Zelda too.
I hope we get more Sacred Beasts and Sheikah tech in general.
Why did the Sheikah bury all their tech 10,000 years ago, and what happened to society after that?
However it would be cool if the magic sealing Ganondorf's corpse was Gerudo too.
>That Fused Shadow-like horn design
You only need the killer bots when Ganondorf starts leaking again. Probably a bad idea to have them just laying around.
I really like how they turned Demise's ETERNAL EVIL CURSE UPON HUMANITY into a mild inconvenience.
I'd rather make a baby with Purah
>being an unironic incel
Hylian society began distrusting the Sheikah and their horde of autonomous killing machines.
The Sheikah that grew resentful towards the society that rejected them became the Yiga clan.
>Why did the Sheikah bury all their tech 10,000 years ago, and what happened to society after that?
It was explained that the Hylians became fearful of the technology and the king of Hyrule exiled the Sheikah. Most of them swore off their techological advancements after that.
A giant goddess statue that flies around and smites enemies with its crushing weight
Oh yeah I forgot. Haven't played BotW since the DLC came out.
Kinda funny that the Yiga clan doesn't use Sheikah tech almost at all.
>Kinda funny that the Yiga clan doesn't use Sheikah tech almost at all.
They probably didn't split off until most of the technology was already left behind, and could only leave with what they had on hand.
that guy really needs to have sex
Paya is the superior Sheikah waifu.
Paya is clueless and timid. Purah is 120 years old in the body of a six year old, meaning she's got over a century of experience and more than your lifetime to put it to use.
>in the body of a six year old
cringe
Wait as long as you want before consummating things, she has time.
>she has time.
Isn't Purah forever young?
No, she reversed her aging further than she meant to, but there's nothing to suggest she won't age normally at this point.
Then she can just try again when she's older. In theory she might have discovered youth treatments, though. So, if she continues this research, people in BotW's setting might not have to die of old age.
No, if you read the diary she says she reversed her aging and it stopped at 6. It never says if she stopped aging itself though.
>in the body of a six year old
And that's why Paya is better.
Dat Triforce.
>Link talking
You think she shaves her pubes into a Triforce?
I don't think she shaves at all.
Link canonically talks. Read Zelda's diary.
mhm mhm
He talks, we just don't hear it.
I'm ok with both
>he didn't read the lore in BotW
Even her bunghole?
He's still way too verbose in the comic.
>Ganondorf returns.
>Goes to the desert, the Gerudo attempt to resist, uses sorcerery to hypnotise Riju and their military.
>The rest of the Gerudo flee.
>The remaining Yiga move into Gerudo Town.
>The remaining good Gerudo move out to Kara Kara Bazaar.
>Ganondorf chucks the booster seat off the throne and reclaims his place as King of the Gerudo.
kys retarded bugman lol
Ganondorf doesn't care about the Gerudo he'd probably go straight to Hyrule Castle and set up base there. He'd only go for the Gerudo because they seem to have the largest standing military but he can just use the Yiga for that
>Ganondorf doesn't care about the Gerudo he'd probably go straight to Hyrule Castle and set up base there. He'd only go for the Gerudo because they seem to have the largest standing military but he can just use the Yiga for that
And both of them are located in Gerudo desert. At least Gerudo Town doesn't smell like bananas.
I'll just say it: Rito in WW looked dumb and uninspired. They were literally just normal people with duck masks on. Incredibly lazy design. They look like proper bird people in BOTW. You all are just blinded by nostalgia.
Can you fuck her?
imagine what her butt smells like
>I'll just say it: Rito in WW looked dumb and uninspired. They were literally just normal people with duck masks on. Incredibly lazy design. They look like proper bird people in BOTW. You all are just blinded by nostalgia.
No we just want bird loli.
>loli
Not with those hips
I'm saving myself for Zelda thank you very much.
12 year or more and then we talk. Until then she’ll be annoying.
>Until then she’ll be annoying.
Why? She doesn't have the brain of a 6 year old, she has the brain of a 120 year old.
Yes but you have to marry her first, Princess Zelda is not a whore
All that but terrible voice acted. No thanks.
Well that's obvious. You aren't going to make her have your children if you aren't married to her.
No she has the int of a 120year old.
Her diary already stated that her humor and maturity dipped
She does have the brain of 6 year old, she just has those 120 year old memories too. Check her diary again.
Poor Hyrule, for link has found the body.
She's still way beyond a six year old's abilities. This is how a six year old writes.
Physically, yes. Mentally slightly. By knowledge, definitely not. Some memories must be there in the databank. Not everything, but probably a lot.
I wonder how our brains would act if we went from being 80 years old to a brain fit for the age of 6.
will this game feature more glorious link crossdressing?
IMAGINE
>dressing Zelda up
>running around Hyrule in her underwear
Don't fuck this up nintendo
Name me one
Literally ONE game that multiple protagonists have worked well
sounds like a good game , too bad its a baseditch exclusive
Halo 2/3 but that's it from me.
Yes. She has the int of an 120 year old.
I dont know what you arent understanding here.
Zelda wouldn't be a protagonist, she would be the deuteragonist.
Live A Live
Ultimate alliance.
Ur mum
Octopath Traveler.
>Literally ONE game that multiple protagonists have worked well
Any party based RPG ever?