ITT: canonical traps
Kicking off the thread with Dark Sun Gyndolin from Dark Souls
ITT: canonical traps
Kicking off the thread with Dark Sun Gyndolin from Dark Souls
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The bear trap from RE4 is a classic
Birdo from the Mario series
Not that kind of trap
Gwyndolin has tiddies, so she's a futanari.
Fighting him is retarded, it prevents you from using the best farming spot in the game.
trap doesnt equal trans tho
>traps
>real tiddies
Futanari it's the term you're looking for
implants or estrogen
h-hot
Those are just giant zits he's popping
He doesn't have tits. He's a boy.
Neither. He does not have tits. It's an illusion or a billowy dress. He has a flat boy chest, canonically.
oh thats hot
No Kainé yet?
explain
actually, his model has tits, you can see it in the design works and in-game cutscenes when he dies
That's a gross tranny, not a trap. Traps never take hormones or get implants.
I mean, she's a woman, no? her bodything just has a dick for reasons.
she might also have a vagina too.
advanced traps do
No he doesn't
You can see the tits in the character art
no. traps are natural. trannies are disgusting and cannot be traps.
>gross tranny
You would still bang that user.
This. Gwyndolin is a boy with a flat chest. This is canon.
i mean estrogen is technically natrual
Not in a million years. Trannies are dogshit. Seriously, get some taste.
what if a tranny that looks like a not tranny and you dont learn until the sex times
it's not. also all it does is make you fat, bald and impotent. no one ever got cuter from estrogen. it only makes them ugly as fuck and age faster.
Even if he does user, him being born male kinda prevents him from being futanari. Futa is female. He's either a shemale, trans, or a trap with cotton stuffed in a bra
so all girls are fat and bald?
No such thing. Trannies all look like trannies.
He's objectively not a tranny or a shemale. He's a trap with illusion magic or a stuffed bra. The canon is undeniable.
I honestly can't tell most of the time. Most people with long hair and no facial hair look like girls
>merely pretending
Just stuff cotton in a bra user, there, you've "got breasts" now, are you a futanari? Well unless you were born female, not really no. But you're also still just a trap, trying to pretend he has breasts
Imagine slapping him over the chest and the cotton falling out. So embarrassing.
Traps are literally just men convincingly disguising themselves. Hence the name "trap".
thats why it's advanced
Don't make up stuff, you're not a child anymore.
if no one made anything up then words wouldn't exist.
>He has a flat boy chest
Goddamn that's hot.
Well, yes and no. For a word to become part of a language there has to be a critical mass of users that have the same understanding of the word. One fag on Yea Forums isn't exactly cutting it.
S/he's a hermaphrodite
keke'd
It could spread if one person uses it enough
Yeah, and you could've been a nigger if your mom would've been into that kind of thing.
girls aren't just bags of estrogen
>absolutely despise flat girl chests
>think flat boy chests are incredibly hot
I don't know where the disconnect comes in.
I mean she is
i think everyone in the DS world can have tits if you wear the reversal ring which gwyndolin wore
I don't know how to respond to that.
>d-d-doesn't count
The ABSOLUTE STATE
most people don't, its fine
>A boy if fine too.
STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
But sir, that boy looks like a girl and has tits! TITS!
IT'S COTTON CIVILIAN, EVEN AN UNTRAINED LIZARD WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL, AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BREASTS ... AT LEAST THEY SHOULDN'T IT MAKES NO SENSE! NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH,NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL
I have a flat boy chest too, it's not impressive.
>COTTON
WHERE IS THE PROOF THAT ISN'T YOUR DELUSIONAL COPING, SIRE?
>WHERE
IN HIS BRA, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE BREASTS ARE LOCATED?
I SAID NO DELUSIONAL COPING
You probably just have a man's chest.
Flat boy chests are different, they're smooth and soft and don't have a lot of pectoral definition.
>You're coping!
>H-He looks girly, and look, it's almost like he has breasts, I know he's a dude, b-but you're the one coping!
Nice try user, but not today!
Where does this misconception come from?
>take """"girl""" home
>gib nice blowjob
>reveals bepis
>"hahaha you have been trapped ;)"
>"Wait, do you take hormones and have female gender identity?"
>"y-yes"
>"ha, didn't trap me fool, I don't care about lmaonovagina now"
Doesn't make any sense. The clue is in the name, "trap"; whether a rudimentary pit fall or complicated rube goldberg mechanism. iirc the term trap came from bailey jay back in the day going by the name "linetrap", and trap was widely expected to mean "shemale/tranny" on Yea Forums at this time. I theorise that trannies have a bad name on Yea Forums since the /pol/virus spread with the influx of newfags in 2016.
It's not a misconception. He's right. Trannies cannot be traps. A trap is an otoko no ko, and they're always male and always natural. They also never consider themselves women and they don't like being called "she". All traps are gay twinks who crossdress, never trannies.
your definition is wrong. a trap has to be male, and a crossdresser. trannies have never been considered traps. they're disqualified.
>gay twinks
doesn't need to want to fuck men, even
They do. All traps are gay.
no, I do not
i only crossdress because it gets my girlfriend off
then you're merely a deluded faggot.
Yeah, you're trans alright.
You're not traps, then. You're just gross weirdos. Straights are always disgusting and never look good while crossdressed.
go dilate
you're too ugly to be traps. straights are disgusting and look like shit.
You know nothing.
>H-he has a flat boy chest, canonically.
Concept art has tits... Ingame model has tits.
>it's almost like he has breasts
Truly delusional
Gwyndolin has boobs, user.
nice samefag m8
>Straights can't be cute twinks
You didn't want those grapes anyway, right? Surely they must be disgusting.
the absolute NATION of faggots lmao
Kill yourself, faggot.
They're right, straights can't be cute or twinks. Every good looking twink has always been gay.
Any "straight" guy who claims to be a crossdresser or trap always ends up being a disgusting troglodyte. If you looked good you'd be able to pull in male attention. But you're gross so you only attract roastoids.
Bro has boobs is in the design works. Man is a Hemp.
OH NO NO NO FAGGOTBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
But I do get male attention, turning them down is one of my favorite things to do.
this is actually true. any guy who can attract other guys will prefer other guys. only uggos or literal cucks stick with women.
you've never had a man attracted to you in your life.
>t.homo mad he doesn't have another faggot to try to erp with
This is correct. Never seen a straight guy who crossdressed who was even remotely good looking. I wish straights wouldn't crossdress at all, they just give crossdressers a bad name by looking like utter dogshit while doing it.
>sour grapes
this. every cute boy is gay.
is this the homosexual mental gymnastics thread?
straights literally can't be twinks or cute.
Literally just outed yourselves as massive newfags. "Trap" is an English language slang that only later was associated Japanese anime. The cultural attitude on Yea Forums towards trannies has gone from "I would- but it's a trap! Lol" to "gross mentally ill sick fucks that never pass (even though I couldn't tell if they did, paradoxically)". Likewise the attitude towards gays has gone from "quirky manly men and bitchy twinks" to "kawaii uguu qt girly-boys feminine penis it's not gay lol". Hence the recent trans-exclusionary attempt to redefine "trap".
It's pretty obvious that Miyazaki decided Gwyndolin was a boy later in development; the model was obviously female in ds1. They fixed the error by giving him a man chest in his revised ds3 appearance. Mystery solved, Gwyndolin is a trap, fuck off futafags.
You're a retard. Trap is a western bastardization of the term 男の娘, which explicitly refers to beautiful boys who crossdress. They're always boys, and trannies have never been included. Trannies are originally mad at the term trap BECAUSE it excludes them.
Correct. Gwyndolin is canonically flat and canonically 100% male.
you just outed yourself as the newfag, actually. you have no idea what a trap is or where the term originates. traps have never been trannies and trannies have never been traps.
you need to get yourself some eyes
if not definitely some ears
So do fat men, that doesn't make them girls! Or acceptable!
IT'S MERELY HIST SAP SIRE
weak bait or genuine newfag retard. either way kys pronto.
Why are you back tracking now?
based
dilate
I'm not, see I'm just saying even if HE did, that wouldn't make HIM a girl. Or acceptable.
Traps are gay men, not trannies. Gay men and traps hate trannies and would kill them all given the chance.
>canonically flat
What does hist sap taste like?
Horse semen and coins
They're already losing that one. Now to convince the public that gay men who don't sleep with trannies are biggots.
>coins
Ew.
gay men are winning and will continue to win because trannies make themselves the bad guys in literally every situation by being insufferable hypocrites.
"Otoko no musume" or "otoko no ko" (lit. "Man's girl" or even "man's daughter") does mean "crossdresser" more or less, but has nothing to do with the English term "trap". Don't know where you'd even get that connection from as the terms are completely different in connotation. Trannies actually consider the term "trap" a slur as they claim it is used as part of a culture that legitimises violent retaliation over men being "trapped". They don't like it but they're the foundation for the definition in reality.
Wait wait, guys, I can't keep up with all these not-an-arguments.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe both are questionable at best.
And this is why nobody likes faggots. You try to impose your own, disgusting identity onto other people (especially the sort you desire) and if they are unwilling to be part of your butt-fucking club you call them disgusting, because you need to rationalize that they are not interested in you or your kind.
No way fag.
The DS3 Aldrich model is not representative of Gwyndolin's true form...since at that point he was heavily sick, being digested alive and corrupted. The goal was to make him look as grotesque and opposite as possible by giving him a flat chested Auschwitz-mode upper body with long creepy arms and fingers etc.
DS1 Gwyndolin is the true/young/healthy/moisturized/unmolested canon form
>is it discrimination to not date an ugly white guy
yes we should definitely make this illegal
we're all gonna make it bros
trannies were secretly on our side the whole time
>DS1 Gwyndolin is the true/young/healthy/moisturized/unmolested canon form
Trannies=/=Traps
They're polar opposites actually. Traps are specifically about male beauty and trannies only want to renounce their manhood. Stop being a newfag.
that pic isn't canon, gwyndolin has a flat chest. no tits.
hot
m.encyclopediadramatica.rs
(ED is the og Yea Forums reference material for you newfags itt)
>unironically linking ED
>calls others newfags
2/10 maybe somebody will actually believe retards like this exist but not likely
>DS1 Gwyndolin is the true/canon form
user you're entering literal headcanon here, like Ds2 wasn't canon until TRC and solaire was Gwyn's lost son until NK. Ds3 established the canon, Gwyn has a boy chest, get with it.
>trannies on our side
>Straight men who don't date trannies are not only homophobic but also transphobic!
Some how I doubt it, fren.
>it's another buttblasted trapfaggot thread
>the oldest surviving source of oldfag Yea Forums knowledge is not relevant to your newfag r/thedonald redefinition of oldfag Yea Forums slang
ok, retard
>that pic isn't canon
see and seethe, faggot.
Gwyndolin has a flat chest. Stay seething, tranny scum.
you are the newfag, retard
uh-oh