>press any button to continue
>press the power button
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
Press any button to continue
Gavin Adams
Cooper Sanders
>and most importantly have fun :)
>it wasn't fun
FALLING AWAY FROM ME IT'S LOST AND CAN'T BE FOUND
Jose Peterson
>press X to get back up
>let myself die
DARKNESS, IT LIVES WITHIN ME
ALL I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
Angel Edwards
>Game is now saving. Do not turn off power.
>Turn off power anyway
Landon Stewart
>do not turn off game when the loading symbol is showing
>game freezes on a loading screen
>ALT+F4
Leo Wright
>memory card not detected
>continues to next level
Carson Richardson
>DISCONNECTED FROM XBOX LIVE
>GOES TO MULTIPLAYER ON THE MAIN MENU
BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE DARK DARK
Gavin Nguyen
>Epilepsy warning
>Play with epilepsy anyway
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEYES
Justin King
When will Melkor stop drawing gross old man shit and start drawing more Tim?
Matthew Thomas
>purchase video game
>watch playthrough on youtube
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Austin Morris
>escort mission
>purpously let escortee die
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Cameron Johnson
melkor vs incase
only choose one
Leo Jones
>tutorial says to kill thing
>miss on purpose
I BLEED IT OUTTTTTT
Parker Myers
Art wise, Melkor by fucking ages.
Fetish wise, Melkor by fucking ages.
Isaac Smith
Melkor
Hunter Nguyen
>game suggests to take frequent breaks
>don't
Camden Gutierrez
>Play ranked playlist seriously until high enough to reach try hard level
>Fuck over team mates in every way possible
CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME, JOKERS TO MY RIGHT HERE I AM
Brandon Wood
>Game suggests you play previous installments
> Don't
AIN'T NO GRAVE GONNA HOLD MY BODY DOWN
Josiah Lopez
the one that draws "chicks with dicks"
Hudson Williams
>Game: Not for sale outside of *region*
>Game is bought outside of *region*
Brody Ortiz
>are you sure you want to delete this save?
>no
Samuel Moore
>FOR USE IN JAPAN ONLY
>Play in US anyway
AND IN THE END
THE LOVE YOU TAKE
IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE
YOU MAKE
Jonathan Bell
>poisoned
>use antidote on myself
STEP INSIDE
Gabriel Taylor
>Hold X to revive team mate
>Don't revive team mate
THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
Easton Cook
>Down Left Up Left R2 R1 L2 L1
LETS START A RIOT
Austin Baker
>Game must restart for these settings to take effect
>Don't restart
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
John Jenkins
>saving...do not turn off the power
>Switch power off
IVE BEEN CALLED A SINNER, WRONG DOER, EVIL DOER
Aiden Campbell
>Will you accept Main Quest?
>Pick No
I CHIME IN, HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
James Cox
>want to buy a video game console
>purchase a playstation vita
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Austin Flores
>game tells you it’s a good time to take a break for a few minutes
>say no
MANIPULATIONS ON MY MIND
Colton Lopez
>Are you sure you want to overwrite this save?
>"yes"
Lincoln Williams
>"Remember to play with wrist strap on to prevent wii remote from sliding from hands"
>throw it at the TV
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME, PS3 HAS NO GAMES
Ethan Cox
Incase. Don't even know who the other guy is, but I doubt he has a focus on shortstacks.
Ayden Barnes
>close the game WHILE it is auto saving
GIVE ME FUEL
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
Eli Brooks
>close game
>steam says the game is still running
>task manager doesn't show anything
Logan Russell
>Order vidya from Amazon
>Choose 5 day shipping since I don't want to pay extra and I don't have Prime
>Vidya ships to me 2 days later
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Ryan Cruz
>Game-breaking bug happens
>Accidentally save instead of loading
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
Parker White
is alfie still on the tribe of goat people fucking each other? orgies are fine and all but it was getting a bit too gay for me and I haven't gone back to read it since then
Ethan Flores
Go away OnlyAfro
Hunter Rodriguez
>Buy games, dont play them
IM GOING UNDER
Jace Campbell
>get referred to game by a friend
>"would you like to thank a friend for referring you to the game?"
>no
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TOOOOONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKIN' IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA LOSE CONTROL
SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE, RAGING THROUGH MY BONES
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT - TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT - TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT’S TIGHT, WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EXPERIENCE - TAKYON
OUT OF THE BLUE, IN THROUGH THE BACK
DOOR COMING THROUGH LIKE "FUCK, WHAT WAS THAT?"
MAN I DON’T KNOW, BUT IT MADE ME FEEL SO HEATED
HOW WE CREEP WITHOUT SHOWING YOU JACK
SHIT FROM BELOW, GIVE A SHIT IF YOU KNOW
CAUSE EVEN IF YOU DID, BET YOU’D KEEP COMING BACK
BACK FOR MORE, NEED IT MAN YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE HEAT
WE MAKE BEATS CATCH
BEAT IT 'TIL IT BLEEDS TO DEATH, EACH TRACK
EPILEPTIC SEIZE EVERY HEAD WE CRACK
LIKE EPMD SNAPPING NECKS AS WE TAP ENERGY FROM EVERYTHING ON AND OFF THE MAP
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT - TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT - TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT’S TIGHT, WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EXPERIENCE - TAKYON
TAKYON, SHOT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER
CHOKE ON THE SMOKE WE IN AND EXHALE 'TIL THE WHOLE CHAMBER IS CLEAR
HATERS ACT SO FUCKING WEIRD
TRY TO STAIN THIS ATMOSPHERE
BUT THEY CAN'T CAUSE ITS WAY TOO SHEER
HOW TO MAKE A HATER DISAPPEAR
TAKE SHIT WHERE IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN
FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT COULD NOT COMPREHEND
THIS SHIT IF I FISTED YOUR BRAIN WITH A PEN
10, 9, 8, 7, TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
CRIMINAL LEVEL CRUNK LIGHTNING STORM
GET OUT THE WAY OR GET UP TORN
AIN’T A PICTURE BIG ENOUGH TO FIT
WHAT WE DIG UP FROM THE CORE
OF ALL THAT THEY FORGOT EVER WAS
MILITANT MARCH OF THIS WAR
TAKYON - TAKING THEM DOWN
ALL WE SEE IS BLOOD
TAKYON - TURNING THEM OUT
HOW TO TRICK OUT AND FREAK THAT BUZZ
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT - TAKYON
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH, I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT - TAKYON
ALRIGHT THAT’S TIGHT, WHAT IT