Nintendo switch an official failure

Its only a matter of time before ps5 and xbox scarlett kill it, And nintendo did nothing to prepare for it.

>POKEMON DEAD ALREADY MADE 4 GAMES
> MARIO ALREADY HAD 4 GAMES
>NO MORE SMASH REHASH OR KART REHASH
>BTOW REHASH WONT BE AS BIG AS FIRST ONE

what else is there literally nothing and mods can go fuck themselves these faggots have several ass threads up desperately trying to keep it relevant. Switch only has 2 notable games and both are overhyped average to good games

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it's over nintenbros... we lost...

>what is AC New Horizons
>what is SMT V
>what is bayo 3
>what is BotW 2
>what is Link's Awakening remake
>what is Luigi's Mansion 3
OP BTFO

SEETHING

>BAWWW EVERYTHING MUST FAIL
>EVERYTHING IS SHIT
>EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER

Please stop existing.

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Video games used to be better.

>swear to god this was phone gamelol
>smtv will come to ps5 too
>bayo3 will be trash and wont save nintendo switch
>a remake of 8 hour game for 60bucks i could play free on my phone
>i dont know whats that

>Stay seething and mad faggot

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Sad.

What's with all the false flagging?

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This is planned operation raher than talking about the issue presented they will chnage the topic into something else, just wsit till they start talking about censorship and the thread will go to shit.

*yawn*

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Personally, I'm more of a fan of short haired, small breasted girls with nice juice tights.

This thread was shit the second OP clicked post

It was already 2 years, with 100M+ units sold. Failure my ass.

Woow alien isolation, witcher 3, resident evil 5 and 6 !

Whats wrong with nintendo and xbox doing shit like this? Akways trying to bluster thier lineup. Pathetic

But what if I plan on owning a next generation console and the switch?

As long as Switch's easy portability is still a factor, it won't die anytime soon.

PS5 and Scarlett is banking on Online Cloud service and when that defuncts, everybody will go back to Nintendo specifically for portability

Wii was shovelware. Old people and nongamers bought out the hype of the gimmik and as you know not even 1% remained after the gen ended, gimmiks dont always work.

Ps5 and xbox scarlett by whatever shown so far are hardware based consoles, and will be extremely powerful that they will kill nintendo 3rd part support and make 2 generations worth leap. And on the portability side imagine if psnow is being streamed to your phone with as low latency as switch?

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Here's all the exclusives you conveniently missed.
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario Maker 2
>Ultimate Alliance 3
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Astral Chain
>Daemon X Machina
>Zelda Link's Awakening
>Pokemon Sword and Shield
>Mario and Sonic Tokyo 2020 Olympics
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Animal Crossing New Horizons
>No More Heroes 3
>Rune Factory 5
>Bayonetta 3
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Metroid Prime 4
>Town
>Breath of the Wild 2
Stay mad

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damn you're right im gonna throw my switch in the trash now

I coukd reply my opinion on every game there but its waste of time, first half of the games here are rehashes, the rest are trash games like astral chain or daemon whatever and some are timed exclusive like smtv, marvel phone game and no more heros 3. Biggest ones arent coming our in 2019 too.

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Nindies are the ones who need to cope armgeddon is coming for them and finally they will leave this site or just like sony faggots be tamed.

>short list 2 ZELDAS one is a remake Fucking LOL.

PS5 will be an even bigger success than PS4. More so now that Microsoft has gone third party and will be publishing games on PlayStation.

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Nintendo fanboys always overhype shit they think all these games releasing soon are going to be good lmfao. Luigi's Mansion 3 is prob the only good title they are getting and its made by the same people who made federation force. It isn't made by Nintendo. Nintendo as a whole fucking sucks these days. Its fanbase is mostly just autistic obsessed idiots over this shit with massive aspergers.

Woah. So this is Nintenderangement syndrome.

Why is everyone so butthurt about Nintendo? They’re the only ones making games

Fucking retard.

>m-muh movies and hardware
Ok nice

M-muh no online or communication with friends
Anti-social loser. Stay biased faggot I like all platforms including Nintendo. I won't grant them free passes for their pitiful efforts.

based and redpilled. Don't forget to mention the switch is just a bunch of Wii u titles and remakes mostly.

not him, but Nintendo encourages couch multiplayer. who's antisocial?

Sales wise no its not.
Games though is something else. One of the worst consoles made to date. Just a bunch of old shit no effort. Can't really do much with friends either.

>trash games
>haven’t even come out yet
Daemon Mecha whatever does look bad, but Astral Chain is one of my most hyped games right now.

Yes call one of your friends who is busy doing other things to play couch mario with you. If you think others won't have plans you are the loser. You are also a faggot if you think sitting down next to your bud in real life playing mario is a jolly good time. Keep dick sucking Nintendo. They use to be the best company but not anymore. They are a shadow of their form selves. You are a biased fanboy so anything you say positive towards them is flawed and you have no say in anything.

If there's one thing I wish from them, I wish they'd just cancel the bad games, like Animal Crossing. That disgusting garbage is one of the worst IPs Nintendo has ever indulged. It's literally "dude games should never be challenging, muh comfy ^_____^".

I can tolerate almost everything else from them, but a game where you literally can't die and it constantly holds your hand? That's actively detrimental to the industry.

Fucking based bro!
Saying the stuff that matters.

Degenerate Nintendyhugger

>cancel your 3rd best-selling game franchise

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>xbox scarlett

I am a fan of Nintendo but even I know they are doing shitty right now. Honestly just fuck the sheep who constantly praise them. They are the people running them in the ground. Fucking faggots.

This samefagging is pathetically obvious

>based basement dwelling loser

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>cancel an objectively bad game to better the industry

Yes, they should. Besides, money-wise, they have 100+ other IPs that will get them plenty of cash. Pokemon alone will break the bank.

based

What's with the increase of Nintendo shitposting threads lately? Are the snoygoys still upset snoy was a no show at e3?

seething fag

Shhhhhh... You might trigger OP's autistic fanboyism. OP doesn't believe in idorts and interacting with one might blow his mind and shatter his fragile world view.

woah based

Switch is same gen as PS4 and Xbox One. I seriously hope Nintendo wasn’t planning for the Switch to be able to compete at all next gen.

so based

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Half of those games are also on PS4, Xbone, and PC.

>failure

>highest reviewed exclusives of the entire console generation
>40 million sold in 2 years
>outselling the ps4 and xbone in all territories
>several million+ selling games
>has multiple killer apps on the way including Mario maker 2 animal crossing astral chain smt v bayonetta 3 FE 3 houses prime 4 luigis mansion 3 rune factory 5 nmh3 etc

SNOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH

You kids must really be bored.

Why do people keep listing movies like Astral Chain, and shovelware like Animal Crossing? You had enough arguing points, there's no need to pad out the list.

>6 years old console
>defeated by a 2 years old tables
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

>and some are timed exclusive
Like FFVII and Death Stranding. yeah, we had this conversation before. You never liked it.

>43 games
>half are exclusives
So Switch gets more exclusives in one year than PS4 gets its entire life? Sounds like a win.

Oh wow it's retarded

All those games are garbage LMAO

>movies like Astral Chain
Absolute cope
youtube.com/watch?v=FOkJKdYbtac

>NiNtEnDo SwItCh Is FaIlUrE!!!

>"failure" literally outsold the Xbox One and PS4 back in February
venturebeat.com/2019/03/19/switch-outsells-xbox-ps4/
Please reconsider your thoughts OP.

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>defeated
>about to surpass the Wii
>will surpass the entire Game Boy family
>will become the third best selling console of all time
Cope Nintenog

>cancel an objectively bad game to better the industry
Cool! No more jewsish agenda pandering!

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>astral chain
>movie

Alright boys time to pack it up. The bait is getting old now

>ZELDA BAD
See

>cinematic slow down every 5 seconds
>disgusting sex fanservice
>massive cringeworthy cutscenes from the trailer

I think I'm going to be sick.

No arguments here. TLOU is guilty of the exact same sin. Druckmann obviously only cares about his "artistic vision" and making a video game is not even on his priority list.

These month to month sales mean nothing when PS4 has outold the Switch two years in a row. With Pokemon Smash, Mario, etc.

>6 years old console versus 2 years old console
>if we put the handheld consoles, the difference will ne now absurd
OH NO NO NO, SONYBROS.

Xbone sales are pitiful. To think that Xbox once lead an entire gen. LOL

Nintendo is just trash only manchildren defend them with their blind bias.

Yes they did
(two years ago)
The future is now old man.

You've let the console war posting infect your mind. I'm sorry user.

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Xbox is actually winning right Xchads?

>>cinematic slow down every 5 seconds
>>disgusting sex fanservice
This is bait.

Why is it bait?

>Implying an 'expansion pak' isn't coming to the dock.
Didn't you guys read the patents about the nx being a modular console?
The Switch is here to stay.

Even Microsoft hates Xbox.
gamereactor.eu/microsoft-doesnt-need-you-to-buy-an-xbox-scarlett/

Because we know you, ACfag.

Yup, I'm buying it.

Then surely you can explain your position.

To be completely honest. Out of every fanbase of Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo. Nintendo is the only one with crazy autistic asperger insane morons who defend every shit practice they announce. Sony and Microsoft don't even come close having useless people in society.

I spend most of my time outdoors and most of social circles are derived from that. None of my friends play vidya, so choosing a “social” console for something I do completely to relax/spend some time alone doesn’t factor in my decision

>kiddie game
>litearlly who
>will emulate it with superior visuals within 4 months of switch release
>will emulate it with superior visuals within 6 months of switch release
>literally who
>kiddie game (also a rehash)
topkek I'm so glad I didn't waste money on a child-centred ""platform"".

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Why do you put random periods in sentences? Is this ESL?

self-centered faggot.

I say the same thing about anything made by Sony and Microsoft. Who needs any of those pieces of dogshit when the PC exists?

>You are also a faggot if you think sitting down next to your bud in real life playing mario is a jolly good time.
So do zoomers really not know that multiplayer in person is actually fun? I unironically pity them in that they will never know the joy of playing split screen Medal of Honor

>argue with me please
Lol fuck off

>It's literally "dude games should never be challenging, muh comfy ^_____^"
So you're upset that this one franchise in their library does something outside of your wheelhouse?

>but a game where you literally can't die and it constantly holds your hand?
AC doesn't need a fail state but I'm not sure where you're getting "it constantly holds your hand" shit from. I'm not saying it is in any way challenging but after the tutorial which consists of three fucking simple tasks, the game cuts you completely loose. It demands nothing from you but it also doesn't offer you any assistance or direction. You just do whatever the hell you feel like.

>That's actively detrimental to the industry.
Nintendo was not the first company to create a game with no fail state and they will not be the last. If AC never existed, nothing would change. The only companies making games like AC aren't even companies with visible footprints so it's not like AC has caused any major devs to pivot and only make games like AC and honestly, The Sims and Harvest Moon did more to start the genre than AC ever did.

Again, I don't understand why you're so mad that this one franchise exists and caters to a different audience. If you don't like it, don't buy it or play it. Nobody is putting a gun to your head and it has far less impact on the industry than you think. Ever wonder why AC is the only series like it that makes any money? Because Nintendo is the only developer competently using the formula.

>So you're upset that this one franchise in their library does something outside of your wheelhouse?
It encourages casuals and shovelware. they've done nothing but harm to the industry.

>AC doesn't need a fail state
Nope, that's wrong. Without a fail state, the game might as well just be a cinematic experince.

>Nintendo was not the first company to create a game with no fail state and they will not be the last.
they can be the first to actively reject this filth ruining the industry. But that would cut into their bottom line, so of course they don't.

>Again, I don't understand why you're so mad that this one franchise exists and caters to a different audience
>I don't understand why you're so mad that Uncharted/TLOU/God of War/any popular western franchise exists and caters to a different audience

See where I'm getting at? If we discuss sony games or other products by Microsoft or EA, they're "evil" and "need to be stopped". But when it's Nintendo ruining the industry, suddenly we just have to turn a blind eye to it. A little biased if you ask me.

>official failure as it does better than what the PS4 did in its two years in
okay

So far nothing on the switch has kept my attention. Even Mario Odyssey looks like ass gameplay-wise. I think I'm gonna skip the Switch this gen.

Now this is a cold take

>SMTV
>literally who
what a queer

Oh god, not you again
What did Animal Crossing do to hurt you?

PlayStation 5 is right around the corner.

Ruined the industry, for starters.

I'm guessing PS4 will launch with Spiderman again, Last of Us 2 again, Death Stranding again, and Days Gone Home again?

>this one game that no one has followed in terms of game design ruined the industry
How can one man be so OBSESSED with a game made for kids and women?

>prime 4
>botw 2
Ive got smash, botw and a couple ports
The rest look piss boring they better release prime trilogy and a gamecube virtual console with third parties or else this console is a true snooze

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>game that encourages the entire Nintendo to hate gameplay and support casual games is doing no damage

Funny, because it encouraged game journalists to want easy modes in Sekiro, and praise games like Celeste and gone Home. I'd say that's pretty damning.

rent free

Animal Crossing did literally none of that, you delusional fuck