Here's your monster hunter movie, bro!

Why, Tony, why?

Oh believe me, I know

>Uwe Boll
christ, it's him again?
what in the fuck is wrong with that guy

It's not, it's Paul (W.S., not Thomas) Anderson, same hack who did all the resident evils.

OH NO NO NONONONONONO

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If every movie theater on the planet just suddenly dissolved into nothingness, the world would be a better place.

>we got this garbage instead of a fake wildlife documentary ala Walking with Dinosaurs

I didn't see anything bad in that trailer

Who the fuck thought a MH movie was a good idea

Why does it look like 2004 CGI?

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Imagine being a talented and passionate film director
Imagine wanting nothing more than to work on a project that not only do you have passion and history for/with
Imagine working hard everyday to prove yourself and your skills

Imagine all your hopes and dreams are then shafted and given to somebody who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and couldn't give a shit.

>This will never happen
Is this what true suffering is like?

looks awful can't wait
is it still going to be the shit where the monsters "come into da reel world"? because we couldn't just have a full movie about the monster hunter world, no no thats makes too much sense, lets see a rathalos destroy a skyscraper for no fucking reason instead of just translating the bizarre world of monhun to the big screen, we need RELATABLE PROTAGONISTS and MARKETABLE CELEBRITIES

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Is this where they thought they should use the money of Monster Hunter World?
Fuck you capcom stop with this.

>implying this shit wasn't given a shoestring budget and is banking on neckbeards flocking to watch their videogame movie despite the shit reviews

Tony Jaa really went downhill from that kino fight scene on the staircase in the Protector

Looks fantastic. Diablosaurus is my favorite monster.

>Paul W. S. Anderson
>Milla Jovovich

I hate these two faggets, they ruin everything.

Milla really needs to hang it the fuck up already.

It's shit, but the last three MH's were fucking shit so I guess it's right at home here.

It's not clear in the trailer but the movie is an isekai.

I thought it was the other way around, people from our world go to the monster hunter world.

they do, and then they come back with the monsters who attack everything for some reason instead of just acting like animals

>It has the fucking handler in it
just when I thought it couldn't get any worse based on the premise, my expectations have been again blown out of the water.

based movie producers shtting on monster shit

RE1 was good, the problem is the sequels.
If they stop with Monster Hunter 1 it will be okay.
But obvious they will make it to MH5 with Milla having pysic powers somehow...

RUFIO?
Also goddamn aging.. Milla… why

Milla is one of the worst actresses who keeps getting consistent work

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Will watch it when it comes to Normieflix in 4 months.

at least she doesn't look like a Pukei-Pukei this time

it's because she's been fucking the director the last 6-7 movies she's been in

might pirate and watch if it has my favorite monster, if not then i don't give a shit

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What would you honestly do if you had full directive control? Director? Stars? Script?
>Christopher Nolan
>Stars Mads the Lad, and Reese witherspoon
>Screenplay by Guillermo del Toro
>Composed by Cliff Martinez

Paul Anderson literally just makes movies so he can cast his waifu in them.

an admirable dream tbqh, shame the rest of us have to suffer because of it

I would cancel it

>Gore Magala

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I would give Kojima unlimited money and full creative control

w-what about Mi-ZOOT-Soo-ne?

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>As it continues to partner on international productions, China’s Tencent Pictures today said it has boarded a pair of upcoming titles. They include Sony/TriStar’s Mister Rogers pic A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood led by Tom Hanks as the children’s TV host. It has also become an equity partner on Constantin Film’s Monster Hunter, the fantasy action video game adaptation from the team behind Resident Evil.
What did the chinks mean by this?

Based Magalafag

Gore and Shagaru really need to be in World. They would look so good in HD.

wait until they show the military parts on the full trailer, that was just a teaser.

This is your handler for today. Say hi!

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You know, the one thing about the RE movies that always seemed so out of place was that the person who picked the costumes honestly does a damn good job.
Like in 5(?) you had Barry for some fucking reason in an underwater super Umbrella testing facility. There's no reason Barry should be there, but fuck you, he is. But he actually looks really faithful to the Barry model from the 1st game, which is just wacky.

Mizutsune is pretty high up my list as well but nothing beats Gore and Shagaru for me
I hope they're in Iceborne but i'm not holding my breath

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Lagi's my girl. My one and only. She taught me that underwater fighting is difficult but rewarding.

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two hours of red lodge footage combined with random mohun sound effects is something I'd unironically pay for.

Doggo kinda grew on me. He's definitely my favorite Mon in World. FIghting him with Lance is fun as fuck, and the vale theme makes it that much better

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His studio was planning on making one based on DmC never went anywhere if they did he probably shove his wife on it

He intentionally make bad films meanwhile anderson takes a cool concept and makes it horrible

Free adversting

Wasn't there a guy with a modern gun in a screenshot for filming?
Anyway it looks as good as possible
I want Mila to wear the sexy MH armor

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Sounds like a generic clueless fanboy film get real

It's WS Anderson. Mila Jovovichs husband and director of the awful but enjoyable resident evil movies

Mila in Kirin armor or no buy

>sexy
>modern hollywood
Fat chance

>enjoyable
fuck off paul

Im not the sort to notice, let alone bitch about this but. Holy fuck are her arms twigs. Isnt she supposed to be millitary?

>enjoyable
It’s hot garbage son

Well, I mean, niggers are animals and they attack everything.

The shit with Milla was funny at first just because of how shameless it was but now it's like that one joke your friend keeps telling but it's not funny anymore and it's just kind of awkward

The plot is
>Average joe working a boring 9 to 5 job gets sucked into a magical world where people hunt monsters, he slowly tries to learn the ropes but quickly realizes its too much for him, but when the monsters start going to his world he realizes he needs to find the power within him to stop them

I won't knock em, anderson makes movies that are entertaining enough to normies, and fans (of namely RE) will go see to see how he fucks shit up. I applaud his balls, a shame he doesn't have the craftsmanship to back it up with something I'd see in theaters.

>Tony Jaa getting work
Not what I'd like but still fucking yeah.

Replace "average joe" with "average military jane" and you're right on point

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That’s the initial early concept for the movie it clearly changed to average joe to military soldiers.

>Tony Jaa
>GS
>not DB
cmon, at least give him a weapon that lets him do some martial arts

How the fuck one makes the only good Mortal Kombat movie and Event Horizon and then shits things like Resident Evil sequels and this?

Something about him getting in with the wrong crowd, mafia or underground money involved or something. Poor kid, he had a future, he should have prostrated himself in front of Jackie Chan and let the chinese take him.

Donte would probably be a cameo character. He'd look like some kind of weird cosplay who shows up out of no-where and feels really out of place, but doesn't really do anything.

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Is Mila going to just be neo throughout Capcom's entirely library of games?
Can we expect to see her dominate the Megaman movie too?

>milla
>sexy

by learning people liked your Mortal Kombat movie.

she's way past the Wall now, but she was prime meat back in the day

she is hot. watch the first Resident Evil or Fifth Element.

HEY LITTLE DONNIE, I'M GONNA MAKE A DUNG BOMB THEN SMEAR IT ON MY FACE AND MAKE OUT WITH YA HAHAHAHA

She was hot before this wave of nigger "gotta be thicc" kicked in.
Styles change. She's still attractive, but NOT THICC MUH NIGGA, I get it.

>based on World
guess B-52 and Niggergante will make it

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B-52 should just show up randomly and smash in to the area while the cast was busy fighting something else.

>shes a DB scrub
Gahahahahaha

>liking twigs
I'm glad your kind died out

>be given a perfect flat chest
>be given a set of perfect areolas
>be given giant disgusting nipples

Mila was so close to being flatkino, bros

I prefer thin girls
But putting on some dumb blank face in every scene you do in every movie isn't sexy

Who the fuck is greenlighting all these terrible game movies?

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>DB are now canonically the main protagonist weapon

the more depressing is that
>they're going to inevitably make a movie tie-in event quest where you can get Milla Javalavich's armor

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MUH NIGGA

Capcom. They made out gangbusters on the Resident Evil movies, makes sense they'd go a similar route with their other ips

isn't she just in MH chainmail without the helmet?

they're enjoyable in the sense that you can watch them be entertained at how retarded they are
youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUPaxgIo98

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She was never hot and after my friend mistaked her for Birdgirl from Always Sunny it made it even more clear. I'm not a "GOTTA BE THICK" but I don't want some stick ass xylophone woman either. My taste isn't even that high quality either, since I like Geena Davis, The Nanny, and the mean wife from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Didn't the RE movies start to hemorrhage money near the end? It looks like this MH movie will be another Dragonball Evolution.

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>Tfw fucks up the iconic Screech.
WOW this is gonna be a shitty show

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I know the movie will be bad but you really can't tell from that teaser, you are all being drama queens

>I know the movie will be bad
>but you cant really tell
Are you fucking retarded?

why does capcom keep giving him work

I should've rephrased that
I mean we'll get "armor" where you look like Milla

but you are a "thicc" nigger if you think Mila is a stick.

Because he gave them millions in revenue. Extinction, which was honestly one of the worst, shit made no sense as a movie or in the storyline, was just money.

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The best thing was that the flicks did wonders for the Resident Evil brand. I know tons of people who have never played the games (including literal baby boomers) that recognize the major characters of the series.
I don't see that happening for MH though since the franchise is fairly soulless

Niggers are just chaotic evil.

wonder any chance they will pull a sonic the movie move and delay it to work on making closer to the source material.

This may come as a surprise to some, but these two are the same person. Boll and Anderson are the same man.

Didnt jovovich imply her shitty movies are what made resident evil popular at one time?

It's fucking Capcom and MH is already shit. They don't care.

No he just has a vision that isn't legally blind you sticcuck go back to Comet Pizza pedo

That's a fair statement since the movies made RE mainstream.

The movies pulled insane numbers my dude

The only good Resident evil movie was the first one.Second one fucked everything up,except for Nemesis and some references

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I kinda like the one where they were on the skyscraper. It overstayed its welcome by about 20 minutes, though.

if nothing else this movie will repair the video game curse again... I mean the sonic movie was going into the "so bad its good" territory but this one is straight up video game trash heap

Resident evil afterlife
It was better than Extinction.
Extinction was virgin Madmax with zombies in it

kys

Sorry you cant handle the truth my dude

Monster Hunter is an isekai now. This does not surprise me.
>FF collab happened because something something lifestream
>Witcher collab happened because a magic portal opened up and set a Leshen loose into the forest area

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>is such a THIGG meme loving nigger that he thinks anyone who is not an obese/plastic filled thing is a stick

What's next, fucking Dante and Vergil?

They already did the crossover

Pretty sure RE4 did that buddy.

What the fuck? It looks pretty good, actually. Like the video game come straight to life. Seriously, what is wrong with it

I know but that was just a costume

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>closer to the source material
They look like the actual characters, fucker. How closer can they get?

Big video game sights are going to shill the hell out of this, and soinerds are going to flock to it just to gain nerd cred
I hope you have monster hunter fags are as autistic as sonic fags are

You should screen cap this post :^)

I've always thought a Hitman movie could be excellent in the right hands. But each movie turns into total popcorn schlock. Someone with an eye for exactness and professionalism like Mann could do the character and concept justice.

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Years back they would have done Metroid since the director is a huge Metroid fan and really wanted a Ridley fight in 4

Oh no, more content on a dry as fuck game right now, the horror.

>acts like this is new
they have had cross overs like this for quite a while now. Remember that time Snake fought Tigrex with a Stinger?

do you remember the best MH crew did for MGS was make you fight gobul with the MGS1 alert theme playing?

what would be similar to ridley in the series?

Nothing really, he probably would want to make a new fight for that.

Why does this keep happening? This type of shit is what a 9 year old daydreams about during class. Is Hollywood run by literal children?

Is this a reverse iseaki since the monster's come here?

Can Mila just fucking stop

great now i need chemo

Did I just see Donald Trump wielding a gigantic torch at 0:17

LITERALLY THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT DIABLOS IS THE FUCKING SKREEEEEEEE HE DOES

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD? COULD THEY NOT JUST USE THE AUDIO FROM THE FUCKING GAME? LIKE JESUS CHRIST

Vergil layered/armor soon in iceborne because Iai Slash

>movie will be an unfun train wreck like the resident evil movies
At this point I wish uwe boll was in charge of this movie. I'm so fucking sick of Paul WS Anderson releasing these horrible fucking movies that trailer trash unironically enjoy, at least with uwe boll movies everyone's in on the movie being shit. Now I have to have a fuckin 2 hour argument with my old high school buddies about how no it wasn't "totally sick when Milla Jovovich shot at the big green spiky trex with an AR"

"video games are childish and stupid. they wont work if we dont 'normalize' them for the masses."

how to make a good video game movie. use the things from the series that made it popular in the first place.

>mfw that was dumped in favor of something new

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They have one job jesus christ

I dunno why you would even make a MonHun movie in the first place. The games have 0 story. What is there even to adapt? "Protag grinds same monster for 2 hours for a single drop?"

World has a basic plot

It has monsters, it has hunters and hunting. What more do you need?

sex

have sex

>this

The handler getting fucked raw by all the hunters would be a great scene and stay true to the spirit of the game.

I remember seeing an early ass trailer that a rath fighting a magala in a museum, so at least you can count on both of those being in.

Holy fuck they they have RE just make RE movies and stop ruining other IPs.

>Gobul
It was Nibelsnarf.
And it was pretty rad since the armor you made, either Big Boss or The Boss, would change a ton of sound effects to MGS-themed stuff.

They have had some kind of story since MHFU.
Most people dont even realize it because there is one or 2 story quests per rank. while everything else is random quests.
FU was Tigrex is wrecking shit on the mountain
Tri was Cadeeus causing earthquakes by rubbing on the foundations of the island.
4 was zombie monsters wrecking everything and what is causing it.
Gen/GenU/world, your hunter is a newb but is totally like the best hunter of all time by the end.

>That rathalos roaring and standing on its wings
That agressive cunt never lowers his wings while angry, he is a flying autist for fuck's sake. Also what the fuck is he trying to do fighting an elder dragon
>Gore
>Frenzy virus outbreak
He's a great monster and all but what the fuck he's a walking epidemic, who keeps marketing a fucking plague carrier into crossovers?

>Fucking the handler
Nah fuck off, goblina enablers should shut the fuck up

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I'm surprised she getting roles resident evil fucked her career

Palicos

You mean in peace walker? It’s a collab because kojima wants that monster hunter audience which very big for psp it’s just a non canon collab which is pretty cool unlike this movie

The director is her husband.

Has Mila Jovovich ever been in a good movie aside from the 5th Element (which has not aged well by any means)?

Dilate.

>this movie is gonna be canon!
no no its not.
>ignores the last 10 years of crossover event quests that have been a thing since atleast MHF2

It was gonna happen until the castlevania Netflix guys bought it

This looks fine though. Why are you fags throwing a fit? Still mad that Monster Hunter World isn't on the switch?

so legit question. why the fuck does capcom still lisence their properties to this hack. Do they lack self awareness or is this some old jap marketing mindset where "its better that our name is out there than not at all!"

yeah there totally wasn't more to worlds story than that, no trying to understand why monsters are leaving or anything
fucking lying nigger

>The fucking handler is in it
Bumping this shit, Jesus Christ

Thank God. Whatever you have to say about Netflix Castlevania, at least Paul WS Anderson isn't touching DMC.

It does seem kind of funny to me that those guys are doing Devil May Cry when there already was an anime of DMC 10 years ago, though.

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here is World's story in green text form
>hey pard! i know you are new but welcome to the new world!
>ZORAH MAGDAROS!?
>dont worry! We are the best hunters in the world, right Pard?
>NIGGERGIANT?!
>WE did it pard!
>XENO JIVA?!
>lets go get em pard!
>You truely are the Sappaire star and the best hunter EVAR

That would probably be the only kino part.

Why is Diablos doing the same roar animation as the Rathalos from the test footage years ago? And why is it slamming down its wings as if they're fists? I already don't like this.

the hunter gonna speak MH language gibberish?

You know, I had to watch it several times because I kept thinking this was Gary Busey. I was about to say I'd watch it just see him as the admiral.

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Mark my words, the script will have one of the soldiers compare Bazel to a B-52

This isn’t anything with an ounce of depth, it’s just Monster Hunter. Get the guys who made the recent Godzilla movie but replace the monsters and time setting, the end.

Why did no one post the concept art yet? Yes, it's real

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i think it looks cool and am interested to see what they do with it

That's a gold crown Rathalos.

shat? she was the best thing in the last Hellboy film

its not set in the real world at all is it?

The handler is cute! CUTE!!

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Wait Millia loves monster hunter?

this guy is my easiest monster. When I miss he just jumps into my blade.

Pretty sure the beginning is where soldiers go through a portal or some shit when monsters invade 'our world' or something. There was a leak of the plot some time ago but no idea if it changed since.

hey I didnt post that

he is bat shit enough to pull it off

I'm not ready for Resident Evil's Alice Isekai.

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you know very well you could summarize any games story in this manner you disingenuous little cunt

main cast are military soldiers sucked in a portal to the MH world. First pictures released were of the main cast in Military gear with guns in their hands. Ending has monsters coming to the real world through the same portal, and regular weapons don't work so they have to use the MH weapons to take them out. See

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yeah I heard about it and saw a rathalos entering the real world in the city while back. I was hoping they would make a full on fantasy. No one likes those live action isekies.

wow, that is incredibly stupid
can't wait to watch it

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yeah I figured. fuck. why cant movoe directors move out of the box with their shit.

>that is incredibly stupid
>can't wait to watch it
my thoughts exactly

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It looks terrible, and I can't wait to watch it on Netflix.

Big children but yeah

But will there be loli catgirls?

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well if they got some feed back back then and we havent seen any previews... maybe just maybe we will get lucky?

>maybe just maybe we will get lucky?
Nope, everything said there is still true. Don;t hurt yourself user with that optimism

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actual good video game movie coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=ANB1TBs6RRA

its all I have ken

why did they start with that one I wonder

Hell mo unless they wanna whore out their daughter again like in the last resident evil movie

>made by ching chongness
>art design inspired by disney
Garbage

>Dragon Quest
is there anything more autistic than Off brand Dragon ball?

youtube.com/watch?v=duK8okgQNIU
Why they got to keep making random monsters do the Tigrex roar?

>5th element
>aged poorly
How about you go fuck yourself, and to answer your question no not really. But she is like Vin Diesel, you don't really watch the movies she's in because they are good.

Keep in mind, he was also at one point tapped to make a Castlevania movie. From what I remember the script starred a sword wielding and wouldn't have even featured the vampire killer.

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>Rathalos with a Tigrex skeleton
At least the monsters look cool

yeah, your post

... the fuck you say

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You say that but even the Netflix adaptation didn't have the vampire killer, and stuff like that falls more on the writer then the director.

This is probably the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire existence.

Wait, that was Monster Hunter World.

This is the SECOND worst thing I have ever seen in my entire existence.

I agree with you user, that user can suck a dick.

FPBP.
It's just like the games.

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Gameplay of course.

It's too bad Legendary isn't making the Monster Hunter movie.

The point is that the script was very much an in-name only adaptation that had even less in common with the source material the Netflix series. Throw in the fact that it was going to be directed by Anderson fresh off of Resident Evil Extinction and it really would have just been a goddamn mess.

>Paul W. S. Anderson directing a mary sue Milla Jovovich fuckfest once again
yamete
YAMETE

because GoT has wyverns walking on all 4s so that means they ALL need to walk on all 4s to appeal to normies.

Looking at how terrible the CGI and costumes in this, Capcom seem to only throw a few bucks at them for the making of this shit

Yes that does sound bad

>2 hour long movie
>10 mins of monsters
>when monsters are on screen doing shit it will constantly cut to the Commander, Admiral, and Handler so they can talk about what is going on

>>Paul W. S. Anderson directing a mary sue Milla Jovovich fuckfest once again

For fuck sake

They started to make this shit pre world.
aka when it was a very small title outside of gooklands.
i have a feeling they are kicking them selves in the ass once they saw how well MHW did.

Yo, is that Other Joe from Angry Joe?

It's probably the opposite, monsters from the MH world come into our world and then Milla go there to find out why.

....holy shit.
I have not watched Joe since before the drama with him taking time off. i almost forgot Other Joe existed. Is he still the only tolerable thing about Pissy Pedros videos?

Did we just go back to 2014 for some reason?

RE1 wasn't good, it was extra boring.

Yes. Angry boy also does movie reviews now. Best part is you already know his verdict just from looking at the thumbnail to any of it.

What the fuck is a god like Tony Jaa doing in this?

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Why the fuck wouldn't regular weapons work?

Looks just as good as Monster Hunter World.

He can't amplify his voice still, but yes.

Any Uwe Boll critics have to fight him in the ring before opening their mouths

>what the fuck he's a walking epidemic
It will be MHxRE, Milla will have the same role she had in the RE movies. They will explain that Umbrella was researching on the Gore Malaga virus.

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Because it sounds good
You didn't even read the post you're responding to did you.
What makes you think Capcom is even funding this?

Passion project, money

bowguns>rifles

I hate 2019

This is going to be a massive flop, it looks so fucking dumb

They got the map right, but everything else looks terrible

Since it's apparently a Monster Hunter World movie, will they show the true in-game experience ?

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>a game played almost exclusively by young men
>put a middle aged woman in it as the protagonist

Just why?

>Umbrella was researching on the Gore Malaga virus.
or OR Monster Hunter is the same world as Resident Evil.
>Umbrella has taken over the world
>their experiments lead to the Monsters existing as bioweapons
>Dragon Wars happen
>human life is brought to the cusp of extinction.
>culture and society is completely destroyed.
>thousands of years later is when MH takes place.

Dumbass.

She isn't even cute or charismatic, no one says "Man, those Resident Evil movies suck, but the lead chick is so hot bro"
She's a fucking charisma black hole, she actively makes other people worse actors by being in the same scene as them

Why haven't they just cancelled this?

They have stories, they're just simplistic. You could easily do a movie about MH4. Have some generic opening scene of a hunt, then maybe hoonters walking in wildlife and seeing frenzy bullshit fuck everything up. Hoonters then go on a journey to track down Gore Magala and try to stop its transformation as per the prophecy. MH4 probably has the most "movie ready" plot of them all.

>That agressive cunt never lowers his wings while angry, he is a flying autist for fuck's sake.
It has that animaiton in World, not for its roar, but it does.

Monsters only being hurt by their own skin/fangs/claws/etc has been a thing for hundreds of years user. I think it's dumb and a bit of a stretch, but it's not like it's some super ludicrous change.

Armor penetration

Why would you make GS 1 handers, are they going to beef up the sword with CGI?

It was always S&S if you refer to what you start with or GS if you look at the box art.

i did and i watched the video.
there is no roar sound.
they are talking about his pose while he roars.
he puts his wings on the ground and raises his head up to roar.
that is 100% Tigrex.
Los in the games roars with wings up in the air above his body and his head lowered.

Apparently you've never heard of Paul W.S. Anderson. Mila Jovovich is his wife, she's starred in the last 35 shitty movies he's made so of course she's gonna star on this one.

Are you retarded or do you not know that the monsters have multiple voiceclips in the games too? It's not like they use their roar 100% of the time.

It's a two hander, look again.

they flocked to see her in Resident Evil. means they would do the same again.

Then how did hunters kill monsters before getting their hands on skin/fangs/claws?

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Fuck I meant to reply to

I bet they're only going to use disgusting normie tier weapons

Pretty sure they went to see a (poor) Resident Evil movie. Not because she was in it.

Trailer looks like a mobile game advertisement.

>Bone weapons made of Monster bones
>Iron weapons made of metals that are only in the Monster Hunter world that may be way stronger then anything in our world
>foraging for the parts from shedding, teething, or from corpses
Lots of ways

this is gonna be fucking greaat just like the RE movies, top grade shlock

>3DPD Handler looks infinitely better than the in-game one
That's how you know you fucked up with your character design.

Well how was I supposed to know that's what you meant, but why they do it? Beats me, probably because real animals does that

>Milla Jovovich
please stop hiring ms manjaw. everyone already associates her with terrible movies

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so it's the DOOM movie with dinosaurs

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Playing dodgeball with Queen Seltas and grabbing the scraps from her cuck cannon shots.

I'm really sorry Japan that we yet again fuck up another one of your video games.

They need to put a french glaive user and it will be kino.

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>Capcom finally gets Monster Hunter to truly take off in the west with World
>Could further its popularity even more with a decent movie or better yet, just not make a movie at all
>They greenlit this shit

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it's her husband who is the director who keeps employing her

This was back when 4/4U was the newest so it made sense. Now that World is the new hot shit and we've got its elements added in, who knows if he'll still be in or if Nergi replaced him.

That was great in PW.

Gilbert Godfried and Christopher Walken as palicoes who only speak in cat meows

retards

Throw in Bobcat Goldthwait and I'll watch it.

But where's the Dragonator?
>inb4 it's made by human tech

Is she a chink too ? They're probably trying to bank on the chinese market.

I would change it to an entirely different movie and at the last minute withhold everything until the studio lets me change the name totally.
Monster hunter will be referenced for maybe 5 seconds as a game some kid in the story plays.

Is that Other Joe?

And Tony Jaa is there to bank on the Thailand market? Because we all know that's how it works right

There's ONE fucking sound Diablos makes when that fuck bursts out of the ground, and that ain't it.

Yeah, young men that always play as the female character to dress her in lewd armors. Retard.

he does not know what he is talking about.
there are tons of pure metal weapons and others made from fish/plants. plus all the ranged weapons dont use monster parts for some of the ammo.

the only reason we are not murdering the monsters with missiles and high caliber rifles is thousands of years ago everything was destroyed by Fatalis

i can't imagine how demeaning it must be for the other actors when these movies are just projects to try and make his ugly wife look good

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And the possibility that they don't care or actually enjoys working with the pair is lost to you?

No you fucking retards, it looks like you and the other retards in this thread are idiots who only played World.

youtube.com/watch?v=DDtiA88zRdQ Oh look it does other sounds before roaring.

If you weren't such a retard you'd understand that the OP Diablos clip is a "repeat" of MH4U's intro.

youtube.com/watch?v=mS1gFCppUyQ

Japanese, retard.

No he is right, the Chinese market is huge for making shit movies make money.

by reading the post/watching the video i was responding to.
im tellin ya. its not about what a real animal does. they are gonna base all the movements of the monsters off GoT dragons. the roar they have Diablos do and the pose Los hits is proof of that.
it is because Anderson and the people in charge dont really know the franchise nor care. they know the gooks love this shit. they know the west loves GoT and by extension dragons.

>they are gonna base all the movements of the monsters off GoT dragons
And the GoT dragons took their movement and design from Smaug. Who in turn took his movement from Benedict Cumberbatch, so are you saying that the monsters in the movie will be like Benedict Cumberbatch?

yes. huge faggots that are loved by obese female teens.

What garbage. Also no wonder the movie took soo fucking long. According to rumors it was originaly more focused on previous MH setting, and when it was almost done they decided to shift everything to World and all those characters so basicaly they had to start from scratch again.

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There's so many wrong things with that. Why even make a movie out of games that have no story ?

>Rathalos
>Not getting instantly bodied by Gore

Based,

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what in the fuck

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit fan theory. I break bones cringing everytime i see that reddit tier theory posted everytime.

yet another Uwe Boll kino coming up

>series mascot
>getting bodied

there are ruins of large cities all over the place.
I take it you have not played much of MHGU or really any of the games pre World.

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Last two RE movies made 300 millions $ each

Uwe Boll redemed himself with postal

The real reason lagi got cut from world. Snoy couldn't handle that HD maw.

If Street Fighter wasn't already fucked with twice I suspect we'd be seeing her there too.

is that a tip of a penis its its mouth? what the, where it spews what ever its spews from the mouth!? Theres a Penis I tells ya!

>Uwe Boll
Isn’t he the guy who kicked critic ass in boxing matches?

Yes, he invited his most vocal critics to a boxing match and beat their asses

Faithfulness to the OG. That's a BIG part.