Play Pathfinder Kingmaker: Enhanced Edition

Play Pathfinder Kingmaker: Enhanced Edition.

It has cute halfling girls that you can't romance, fuck you.

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halfling girls were made to serve human cock
>tfw can't romance them because that would be too pedo

Canon reason for the lack of Dwarven LIs in Bioware games.

did Bugfinder Glitchmaker fix the kingdom building mini game yet?

Why the fuck western dev don't allow romance on dwarves, halfling, undead, etc on anything that isn't human, elf, or bara-beast.

Am doing it.

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Because no one wants manlet cock
Did you think these games are for you cismalescum?

I spent the whole game blowing off all the other vagina throwing themselves at me so that I could get into that halfling and I couldn't goddamnit Owlcat
Clear Old Sycamore Valerieanon

>when your cock reaches her lungs

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Why are female interests in WRPGs always either sluts or someone who mentions banging some other dude to you, while for men there's always the one volcel?

>beat last boss
>immediately get a slide show

Why the fuck do WRPG developers keep doing this shit?
Don't get me wrong, I like slideshows, but how about some proper closure in between the epilogue. Feels like Dragon Age Origins is the only one that did it right.

Because the west is very anti-male and anti-anythingmaleslike.

seriously whats their excuse. This a universe where enlarge reduce person spells exist.

>no one wants manlet cock
You can fuck everyone as a dwarf in da:o, and beamdog made halflings able to fuck Viconia in the ee. The real reason why we can't fuck Linzi into a stupor, is because the slavs made her a carpet muncher. But fuck them for not letting use slam halfling clams together.

AHHHHHHH HELP ME JAMANDI

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Is there a point to those spells/potions?

To live out your erotic giantess fantasies

Enlarge Amiri and have her wreck shit? At least until you get that upgraded version that has no downsides

Are there any fun magic builds? Turning into a dragon looks lame.

Do you want summoner, sneak attack spells, or just blow shit up?

Blowing shit up sounds nice. Isn't summoning supposed to be underpowered due to so many enemies having cleave?

>you will never kill a prostitute halfling pawg by using an enlarge potion while your dick is embedded in her intestines
why even live

Wizards that specialize in evocation can blow shit to hell and back with intense and maximize spells. Sorcs have bloodlines that can help blowing shit up too. Can't give too much detail since I haven't played one. And summoning is hilariously broken in this game. In fact the easiest to break the game over your knee is to pick classes that get an animal companion, or a class that gets summon spells, and just flood the field with bodies.