Dr. Mario World

Surprise, surprise, it's another fucking gacha mobile game with pay2win shit out the ass
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That bill cant come soon enough

FUCKING SOLD

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Thanks doc

HELLO NURSE

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Looks cute. I smiled at the different doctors while trying to ignore the shit additive commentary from the viruses
I won’t be paying for anything, though

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Never play mobile games. They're fucking cancerous.

Where is Dr. Wario?

>giving a yoshi a medical degree

They give them out like candy in the Mushroom Kingdom

might as well post the render on the site

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There's no reason for Wario not to be in this. He was in Dr. Mario 64. Please Nintendo.

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I guess this is the part where I say that these redesigns are soulless

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They're trying to reach the normie audience.

>30 diamonds for an hour of unlimited play
>$70 for 1050 diamonds
$70 for 35 hours of gameplay seems fair.

Is that one of Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated quick dissolving fast acting pleasant tasting green and purple pills?

I miss when mobile games were just simpler games meant to just pass time in class trying to get high scores like doodle jump and subway surfers. This "collect your favorite character gamble", and "wait for your energy to recharge" stuff is bullshit.

They’re not redesigns though

>normie
The word is normalfag you normalfag

I-Is... Is Nintendo actually trying to appeal to all of my fetishes with their Nintendo Girls?
Fucking hell Nintendo. My dick can only take so much.

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So who will the nurses be?

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how does he get the bracers over the lab coat
also that patterned button-up jacket is cute

Why does every franchise I love have to die
I can't take it anymore
Doctor Bowser is cute though

Get ready for a rule 34 avalanche!

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Wario, Waluigi and Bowser Jr.

He's busy being a plastic surgeon in Mexico.

APPLES

YUMMY

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Ignoring the Gacha shit, my biggest problem with this "franchise" is the fact that they've used the SAME TWO FUCKING SONGS THE WHOLE SERIES.

Every mainline mario games gets dozens of new, catchy tracks, why can't the doc get the same?

fucking stellar voice acting for the viruses lmao. Do we have to accept this as canon?

Anyway yeah it really is just mobile game Dr. Mario. Whatever. Dr. Yoshi is funny.

you can't improve upon perfection

God bless the uneeded spikes bowser.

What the fuck did your faggot ass wanted?

Tell me there is a Dr Daisy

Eh I could care less about mobileshit, but I’m at least willing to say the character designs sure are cute.

Because Dr. Mario is a budget title for quick and easy gaming sessions. They're not going to put that much effort into a game they sell for like $15.

should've been a switch online game like tetris.

She's a nurse.

>that voice acting for the viruses
>mfw Doc gets buffed to a ridiculous degree in Ultimate to shill Dr. Mario World

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I don't play shitty dumb phone games, but wouldn't you earn time to play as you play the game?

Looks like fun actually. Except for the fucking hearts, fuck that shit.

Dr yellow toad for smash

>Red=Fever
>Blue=Chill
>Yellow=Mumps/Swelling

I guess green is nausea?

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looks like they're doing videos
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Those toes look gross

Remember when Dr. Mario 64 was actually a Wario game?

>two
There’s four

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AsMK2L7cv_Y

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-YiLr5I_4o

Finally

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Yellow is Weird, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Yellow is actually said to be "Weird"

We've never had a GREEN one before, though.

Speaking of, when are we gonna get another Wario's Woods?

Nigger you dissin chill?

But honestly what the fuck happened to the sneeze and cough songs from the 64 and Wii game?

why does the narrator sound completely dead

I'm so glad they're adding Bowser.

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If it exists

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>We've never had a GREEN one before, though.
Bullshit

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Was the blue virus always british lmao?

Wow, I am honestly surprised Nintendo made that obscure of a reference.

I don't think they've ever really had canonical voices.

Best doctor when?

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Calling It now yoshi is bottom tier and toad is mid.

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I've been holding these for 4 years

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Considering that Nintendo said the plan for their mobile games were to basically serve as a “taste” of their full length releases, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a full Dr. Mario game did wind up on the Switch at some point.

Pretty cool detail desu. Green coming in all the way from the tabletop game.

HEY DOCTOR MARIO
GIVE ME THE PILLS
I LIKE THE WHITE ONES
THEY GIVE ME THE CHILLS

Where the fuck are Dr. Rosalina & Dr. Pauline

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I don't know why but I like that "Ready? Go!" voice. I guess it sort of reminds me of the one from the older Mario Party games.

Aren't they usually disabled for things like these?

Rosalina has spent her entire adult life in space with only exploding star babies for company. No way she's medically qualified.

Overdosed.

>nurse

This. They don't allow comments on anything really, even stuff that would get an overwhelmingly positive reaction like Smash reveals.

Nintendo mobile is disabled for everything.

But fucking Yoshi is?

Not surprising, that's probably the only way to make money on mobile games. People who are smart enough to only buy games that aren't filled with microtransaction won't be playing games on a shit platform like mobile. If you want to play Dr. Mario on mobile, just get an emulator.

I am Doctor Mario I can cool tricks

>Dr. Yoshi
Huh, what? I don't want a dinossaur treating my illness!

i can all

They do on their main channel but I didn't notice this was one for their mobile. Which looks like they don't.

If they were real doctors, they'd probably be:
>Mario: General Health
>Luigi: Ears, Nose and Throat
>Peach: Pediatrician
>Toad: Cardiologist
>Yoshi: Ophthalmologist (Eye doctor)
>Bowser: Orthodontist (Dentist)

Rosalina has magic powers, she can just suck the illness out through your dick.

Dr. Mario's action takes place within bottles. It's clinical trials of medication before being approved by the FDA or whatever the equivalent is.

>Dr. Wario is an actual thing, coming from Warioware
>he probably won't be in this

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I wonder if Rudy's gonna show up again.

Man, this is not the Birthday present I expected. Thanks Nintendo, I guess.

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>Green Viruses now
Now all we need is a Purple one and my life will be complete.

>that looks dangerous
>yuuup
Bless this voice acting.

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Can we please get just one truly great dr mario game which isn't shovelware

What about 64?

The only thing I can think of when I see something like paying SEVENTY BUCKS for in-game currency is a nice old lady being taken advantage of. All I can think of is how she thinks "well, this is just how games work I suppose.." while she pays money for an awful shallow experience in the last days of her life
happy birthday user.
I hope this year is wonderful to you and that you'll be very happy

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Wario:
Prostate Inspector

The 3DS one was good.
Just bring back the sneeze and cough themes and boom: GOTY

*Gynecologist

>Dr. Wario: Gastroenterologist
>Dr. Waluigi: Gynecologist

Those virus voices made me uncomfortable
It's like they hired Arin to voice them all in 5 minutes

Atleast the money goes places (Unlike Death Tax).

Dizzy

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That picture is really cute, user. I can't wait to see some Dr. Bowser fanart and porn

Confused

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Paging Dr. Dong

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Is Animal Crossing dead?

>Dr. Donkey Kong might become canon

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Drowsy

From Dr. Luigi

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I was always way less of a fan of the new viruses they made in Dr. Luigi

Well maybe if you pieces of shit had brought Mario run nintendo would have put out more real games on mobile.
You people are no better than the people who didn't watch the mlp or ttg movies and then complain nobody makes 2d animated films anymore.

They do look pretty crap and break the design philosophy

What's his deal?

>Candy Crush clone
Nintendo is going full bullshit

maybe if nintendo put out a proper mario game on mobile instead of a damn auto runner more people would have bought it

Was it?

>Mario Run

Who gives a shit? Even Magikarp Jump had more depth than an autorunner.

P2W shit is what the mobile audience wants. They are tasteless retards who just want to see numbers rising constantly.

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the superior dr. mario with lyrics:
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>Yoshi
>Not a proctologist
>Peach
>Not proctologist

That's not what a gacha is

This is just the normal pay2keep playing style game with currency, you can play and win by yourself when you get gud.

Fire Emblem Heroes is Gacha, when you pay for RNG bullshit party members

Oh.. boy... more porn of Princess Peach... wow... finally... we certainly were running low on that...

based and cooltrickspilled

Agreed

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did you not see the character summoning thing?

Watch the video. They spend coins or diamonds (the premium currency) and they get a random doctor character.

>this shit gets release on my birthday
why nintendo, just why?

DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS.

That's Wario's job, user.

Did you know, that Peach used to have the most porn for all female video game character, before overwatch came?

prostate checking with dr bowser when

Porn of Peach in different outfits will never get old

That's why Bowsette was so fucking popular with the porn, because it's a brand new version of peach

Of course, introduce a waifu and people will continue to eat mobile shit. It worked for Commander Keen.

What next, Dr. Mario Odyssey?

Then boy do I have news for you

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Thanks doc

The characters arent the focal point of the game, your able to complete the puzzles yourself if you learn

thanks doc

[thanking intensifies]

>not nurse peach
ruined

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I don't think gacha means what you think it means

Does it bother anyone else the viruses fall up instead of down?

gacha is still an element of the game. Thus OP is correct in calling it one.

I can't wait for the Kirby collab

It's not a problem, Nintendo is handling this.

She got her doctorate user, you should be happy for her.

Why the fuck do the viruses talk

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It's making me sick to my stomach. Something about it is just so fundamentally wrong I couldn't even watch the video for very long.

>"Good news, user! It's a suppository!"

I still can't get over Dr. Yoshi.

DR. MARIO RPG!
>Turn based SSS x Bowser’s Inside story about Dr. Mario and friends curing the island nation of Fever island
Just give it to me you greedy fucks

Thanks doc

We have a GREEN Virus. If we get a purple one....ya know who to call.


Also if he were in the game. What would his special ability be?

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these look like fan renders, like a ametuer in his free time made these, the lighting and actual model and texture quality looks really fucking awful, it looks really unnecessarily glossy like whoever made them didn't understand how to use materials and just left it on default settings

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There is a purple one.

>final boss
>have to give bowser a prostate exam

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Oh shit really? Didn’t even notice.

see for your dose

i can't believe i lived to see the day nintendo went full shovelware jew

SSR collab with three column elimination

>Im allergic to pollen

Your a fucking virus, how are you allergic

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Honestly Nintendo could turn those touch focused DS IPs of theirs into mobile games. People would play Brain Age every day. Or Nintendogs.

>we will never get a hotel dusk mobile with shareable notes via bluetooth due to cing dying
this hurts more then it should for some reason

Almost certainly. Given that Nintendo has a pretty good track record with f2p mobile games I'll be surprised if it's ever necessary to actually spend money.

Why not WarioWare? Literally perfect for mobile.

Reminder that normie has existed just as long as normalfag has, and the pushback on normie was started by redditards trying too hard to fit in. :^)

Rhythm Heaven

It looks like you get 1 try per half hour.

This is unironically the most soulless thing they have put out since animal crossing amiibo festival

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>gacha mechanic
>with mario characters
>when there's exactly 4 reasonably cute girls in the whole series nintendo is willing to acknowledge and all the males are basically cartoon characters
I think they're missing the point.

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>rhythm heaven never ever

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The pushback started when the greater internet started using it. Like with pepe and wojak.

sick reference dude

Nintendogs is such a no brainer that I'm amazed it hasn't happened. That shit would print money if they did it right.

I am willing to pull SSR Bowser

They take advantage of the cute girls they have, though. Rosalina is an Ultra Rare gacha character in the new Mario Kart mobile game and they know exactly what they're doing with her.

Ironically enough, Dry Bowser is also an Ultra Rare character in Mario Kart mobile.

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Calling it now, this will become Yea Forums's forced drama of the month because "muh stronk females".

Honestly, something about these remind me of the old video game commercials, I kinda like them.

go back

I’ll be mad if they don’t use Dr. Luigi Music, drowsy is top tier

>Brain Age Mobile
>It would actually motivate people into training their brain
>It would actually help people get better at math and quick thinking
>Suddenly hundreds of thousands of players become better in their studies, can solve problems faster at work, become more awake and alert

It would be so simple.

>Micro-Micro-transactions where you pay a penny for each microgame after the daily free one

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I mean bowser at least has a following with some gay furfags but yeah you have a point

>Cyan (Light Blue) = Indigestion

Nurse Peach will have a fuckton of new threads on Yea Forums, but only because anons will want to fap to her.

Hey, you're right. How dare they leave out the best doctor.

>gacha dog adoption
or alternatively
>pay up for the premium dog breeds goy
>dogs have stamina for walks and dog shows
>(((premium))) dog food and treats
>(((premium))) toys and accessories
It prints money

It's in character for Wario. Hell the whole idea of shitting out a mobile game with gacha and microtransactions is completely in character for him.

WarioWare Inc.: Mega Microtransaction$, coming soon to iOS and Android. I feel like Wario himself would try to have microtransactions in a WarioWare mobile game...

would the gacha be called waftboxes?

>when Japanese are becoming jews

Nah, it would be

>Mario
The most basic stuff like chills and fever because he never dived too deeply into the role and only knows the basics
>Luigi
Deals with paranormal phenomenons beyond traditional medicine like possession and haunted objects
>Peach
Provides warmth to the patients with her tight butthole
>Toad
Works with newborn babies, well know for singing them beautiful lullabies.
>Yoshi
Manages the laughing gas
>Bowser
Honest to god competent doctor. Too bad he can't work well in teams because nobody knows what the fuck he is saying.

Is a puzzle game doing it wrong if they use colors other than red, green, blue, yellow, and purple?

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I'm willing to believe the main reason Nintendo's recent mobile games have delved so far into pay-to-win territory is because Super Mario Run sold like shit.

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They already outjewed jews in that department. It's just Nintendo that hasn't jumped on the gacha waifu train until now.

Drowsy and Dizzy deserve to be in
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Sadly for them, the greater internet pushes much much harder. There is no cure for cancer, not even Dr. Mario.

>gacha
>stamina
>pay2win
>"free"2play
>none of which is in Mario Run
To think whiny faggots complained that they would have to pay $10 for a full game. This was the future you chose.

He is in

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It’s the eyes

Haha

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>mobishit with a paywall
>comments are disabled
Based

I didn't complain, I just didn't care. I've NEVER cared about mobileshit.

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yea

>Toad
>well know for singing them beautiful lullabies.
I kinda doubt that

BRIGHTLY COLORED PILLS

I don’t know why they allow them, no one with power to change anything will ever see them and likely doesn’t know English anyway and Nintendo never replies to anything.

Help me Dr dong I need you love I feel so sick

porn of doctor bowser when

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more like, art of dr. bowser giving physicals for haha

It is, if you fuckers had just brought Mario run we wouldn't be in this mess

>Not this instead
youtu.be/dcLCnfKpixs

lol dont play it if you dont like it

I'M HYPED

UR Doctor Rosalina or nothing

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>"HERE COMES MY SPICY ITALIAN CREAM"
I will never not find that funny

BRIGHTLY COLORED PILLS

THEY'LL CURE ALL YOUR ILLS

JUST AS LONG AS YOU GOT FEVER OR THE CHILLS

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>no Dr.Rosalina

DROPPED

>Dr.Bowser

Ok now I'm interested

>no Dr.Dong

DDDDRRRRRRROOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEEDDDDDD

>no Dr.Rosalina
she'll be in a SSR 5 star gacha limited event banner. Hope you can roll her, but if you can't you can always spend money on more attempts!

The viruses not toppling over dying when they get deleted in the trailer just shows how soulless nintendo is these days

>Implying this isn't obvious

That's how gatcha works user, everything popular is guaranteed to be ultra rare platinum limited exclusive and Rosalina still has popularity and porn

I'm going to play this shit only when this cute boi gets in

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Some one has that fake smash roster with a bunch of doctor variants of characters including dr Bayonetta and dr DOOM?
Seem really fitting now

>one fucking heart takes 30 min to refill

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>reminder that the 3ds one is hella cheap and is the perfect game for taking a shit
I only play level 19 as is the only hard one but still i got my money's worth a thousand times

Who are you quoting?

Nah. Nintendo knows woman should be there for sex appeal.

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Too many buttons, fuck that!

>Daisy: OB/GYN

>Have menu themes and character voices for navigation
>Ashley, Mona, Penny, Lulu, Kat & Ana, 5-Volt behind Wario Gacha
It prints millions.

Why the FUCK can't we play the normal game mode??? God fucking dammit Nintendo

they're just round balls with funny faces user

You love Dr.Mario?

what else would that mean

My grandma plays an exact clone game of this, Cookie Jam. She made it to level 800 without powerups or understanding what they do
i forgot to teach her about powerups but i didn't teach her about paid content

so how long until they inevitably tack this on to Switch Online?

jesus why couldn't they use a white background

you obviously haven't seen a lot of fan renders then

I genuinely can't stand either of those. I love all four Dr. Mario songs, but they shit the bed utterly with poor Luigi. Not his fault.

You guys joke, but sometimes this stuff is important. My purchase of the new Mario and Sonic Olympics game hinges entirely on Rosalina and Blaze being playable.

He was the diversity student. Coasted through the program doing nothing and getting free passes.

Sauce?

Fuck it, I'll give it a try. It honestly can't be that bad, and if it is I can just uninstall it.

thanks doc

>normie
go back

Go be triggered somewhere else, dumb redditor

Same.

Good thread.

>Yoshi
>Manages the laughing gas
haha

Can't this just be hacked to have infinite lives or diamonds like every other shitty stamina-based mobile game

Wasn't there a mobile Mario Kart coming out? How quickly is Nintendo shitting out these mobile games?