Is he, dare I say it, back?

>My face when absolutely nothing will destroy my expectations for Crash Team Racing remake because I came with zero expectations and I'm literally taking in on all the good Crash shit

Also Papu Papu main for life.

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>Tiny Temple
UNIRONICALLY PIC RELATED

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good for you user
I hope he gets a Legendary Skin in a future Grand Prix

So is N. Brio in or what

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Penta's bad now?

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no

not at launch. he'll probably get in in a future grand prix

nope, gems unlock skins for the bosses

hope he gets in a future Grand Prix though

It looks like they scrapped the idea of gem cups unlocking characters so that they could use the Grand Prix model to add even MORE racers

They haven't proven they can make a good new game with him so no

Not until his GP event

>Penta still has a glitched Aku/Uka mask
nice

Why the hell not?

nope, he's still real fast
it's intentional now

Part of me is paranoid that CTR will have "off" physics like the N Sane Trilogy does.

He already gets Shrek skin for meme potential, but that'd be nice also.

He wasn't in the first game

>tfw emulates ctr
>tfw sucks
>can't even win in hard with the shortcut in polar pass
How the fuck do you guys do it???

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He went with plan b

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PORN

Alright, so... how do you unlock Fake Crash?

it doesn't user
it fucking doesn't
it's CTR but truly nitro fueled
git gud

e release date .net

purple gem cup

purple gem cup
oh god BEENOX WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

still a Gem unlock

>that video of a guy maintaining usf for the entire race

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I am unsure if I should go online and lose till I learn, or play offline and practice till I learn.
Never played CTR so I am gonna be garbo. Though I have looked up how USF and Reserves work.

If you aren't doing this already, fill the turbo bar as much as possible when you're drifting, boosting as soon as the bar turns red is less effective

>recreate 30 tracks in glorious HD with a rich tapestry of references to the classic games
>includes 12 beautifully and cleverly redesigned tracks from CNK
>get to Hyper Spaceway
>UMM YEA I GUESS WE'LL JUST CUT OUT LITERALLY HALF THE RACE LOL
Fuck sake Beenox. You were so very, very close.

Really?

Yeah but the game kept forcing him to bonk into nothing when he reached a certain speed so we dont know if theres a cap on how fast we can truly go yet.

Maybe I'm retarded but it doesn't load

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
They also ruined Adroid Alley's atmosphere

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I actually like the new Android Alley more

Feels more like a Ratchet and Clank level now

>They also ruined Adroid Alley's atmosphere
strong disagree

yeah dude I loved the old piss colored track that was exactly the same as electro ave

>this is going to be the average speed in every match now

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At the risk of sounding stupid, would emulating this game be difficult? I think my desktop has good hardware, just a matter of needing to know how to get yuzu and the game set up I guess.

Well the new USF is slower than this, but still faster than the old SF. Shit's gonna be nuts.

Yeah.
The 1st ghost here is one of the player's previous runs. 2nd one is Oxide.

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>yuzu
lmao

I just love the dark afternoon feeling.
youtube.com/watch?v=lOureZ2hugQ

penguin yay 1
penguin yay 2

guess I'll never get a Plat relic

This track is gonna be so goddamn awesome in online
I have bad news....
yay 2 is not back

my word that is insanely fast

relics was more about getting all the crates user

It's good that both are back.

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>tfw just beat Oxide's ghost in Polar Pass
I can't tell you how many times I swore at those seals but I still had fun.

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he was back since 2017 but no one was listening

>Hyper Spaceway is my favorite track
>It's the only one that gets nerfed
I'm fucking mad.
Not exactly "pre-order cancelled" mad but still mad.

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>that speed in the first half of the webm
remember when people were worrying their asses off about the physics when the game was announced? we've come a long way

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Yeah I was about to say, to anyone who's gotten to play the game early... is it really as one to one with the original's feel as we hoped?

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I seem to have mixed up ghosts with time trial
excuse me

is there any video of new hyper spaceway out there
i wasn't able to see it for myself

I'm reserving my judgement of Hyper Spaceway until I actually play it.
Admittedly outright cutting sections out does seem shitty although the part they actually removed was probably the most boring part of Hyper Spaceway.

I still can't believe they nailed the original physics. who the fuck saw that coming from some noname studio that only made shitty kiddie games?

Yes but I don't want to link it because some shitposting maniac will flag it. Just sort by upload date in your search user

Yea now we just have to worry about always online DRM cash shop for characters and skins and the grinding it'll need

timetrial is ghosts user.
btw, getting all the relics nets you paintjobs(gold, sapphire and platinum)

yeah but this is Oxide Ghost not N.Tropy ghost

It's boring, but it's still iconic visually.

Most of the tracks they made big changes on like Electron Avenue, Thunder Struck, Android Alley were such improvements though. So this is just really disappointing.

I'm willing to move past that if they just don't put microtransactions in there, but the painful part is we won't find out till thursday night

Someone is already uploading track music youtube.com/user/CGInfernoBlast/videos

I agree, seeing as it was an antigrav section I was hoping they'd get a little creative rather than skip it altogether.

fuck him and his runner games

I don't know if you guys remember but subway nitro squad is almost done
They know their audience

>Clockwork Wumpa isn't in any of the Nitro Kart cups, even though logically they should've excluded Hyper Spaceway
Jesus, this will never not bother my autism

are turbo track and slide stadium in any cups?

Slide Coliseum is in the Crash Cup unless they changed it. Turbo Track and Oxide station weren't in any arcade cup in the original (in fact you couldn't race on Oxide Station at all in multiplayer)

here's some fresh Switch gameplay
Android Alley
youtube.com/watch?v=758DHIHmPrA

Meteor Gorge
youtube.com/watch?v=8E4f5jH7KZE

Yeah i remember the ps1 couldnt handle oxide stadium.

either way we are getting 3 more tracks post launch that could easily make up the next cup.

Oxide station was definitely in the last cup, wasn't it?

>goes into the vacuum of space on Oxide Station
>all SFX cut out
okay that was ebin

nope, Slide Coliseum was the last track in Crash Cup

did you know any non autistic kids that played these games

me
my brother
every playstation kid in my neighborhood and at my school

obviously not u faggot

>No N. Brio or Komodo Moe
>Hyper Spaceway got nerfed
>Gem cups only unlock boss reskins
The game has so much good shit that missing the mark on little things like this really stings.

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Smart kids played spyro because it was open world platformer. Crash is just a runner like subway surfers

Ratchet and Clank's track is looking great

i liked both

I don't know why anyone's surprised that characters who didn't feature in any of the Crash racing trilogy are not featured here

Hyper Spaceway and Uka Otto are the big complaints on what is otherwise a perfect remake

>threads slowed down considerably after all these leaks happened
Guess I can't be too surprised, people wanna avoid spoilers.

Th.. this can be fixed... r...right guys?

There still hope for Brio/Moe/Kong/obj_motherfucker in a future grand prix. Hyper Spaceway is fucked forever though.

>big complaints
>not having to have an internet connection to unlock half the unlockable characters or anything in the pit stop despite being on the dick already

>spoilers
On a 20 year old kart racer?

>on the dick

something to tell us, user?

>I don't know why anyone's surprised that characters who didn't feature in any of the Crash racing trilogy are not featured here
N. Brio? He was in Crash 1 -and- Crash 2. Tawna was only in Crash 1, and she's in. It just seems random to not have N. Brio or Komodo Moe.

Well why else would this thread be much smaller than all the other ones? We went from consistently hitting the bump limit to this after all the shit got leaked.

It kind of has them. It feels kinda off compared directly to the original. Steering angles are wider now and jumps are kind of wonky. Its still fun as fuck though

>Can't decide between PS4 or Switch
>Will just buy both

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Because we're divided in 2 threads, check the catalog

>Player keeps blowing their horn
Wait, can you hear other players blowing their horn online?

He's back in the trash after the CTR leaks revealed how bad the game is

oh dear

Is it me or its a lot harder to maintain USF in the remake? I can breeze trough any stage in the original at full speed but cant maintain a boost in the remake for the life of me

>check catalogue
>someones massive cock

thanks anonymous.

Brio being absent I can understand people being upset about.

Koala Kong I don't really get, he's just a poor man's Tiny Tiger despite coming first.

are you maxing out your boosts

The physics were never going to be a 100% faithful recreation, that's literally impossible when building from scratch. The kinks are minor, we've been playing the original for 20 years and this for a few hours. It'll be fine.

>Koala Kong I don't really get, he's just a poor man's Tiny Tiger despite coming first.
He has a funny ass

I mean, at least It's not horribly off like CNK I guess. Though I would almost argue they made jumping better. You get a lot more height on big hills or ramps from what I've seen.

>Itsa me, Mario!
>Gotta go fast!
>???
What's Crash's catch phrase?

woah

woah

WOAH

W O A H !

woah!

I think the reason for that is that you lose less speed on hills in the remake.

yikes!

W O A H

He hasn’t had a new good game in longer than Sonic. Just remakes of old good games

Yes. I get only full bars but still I lose the boost after a 2 or 3 seconds

Too bad they didn't make Koala Kong, as well as Rilla Roo, on the good team in Crash Bash. It would've given them something unique, before the introduction of Crunch much later for Koala, anyhow.

Also would've made more sense then the extremely Cortex loyal Tiny and psychotic Dingodile on Crash's side.

I'm gonna say the W word

youtube.com/watch?v=BSNJavshtlg
youtube.com/watch?v=CN42UaT0NXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=I8cYw53qXaM
>OST rips are coming up already
Oh fuck yes

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Pancakes!

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Actiblizz declared right before E3 that Crash and Spyro are as much of a priority as fucking CoD, so it's a safe guess to say yes.

>he goes 2 or 3 seconds without drifting
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the mario kart club is 2 blocks down

I drift every godddamn second of the race but Im certainly doing something wrong because i go slow as fuck

don't do it, you double wumpa

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Yikes.
Music is a definate turn off for me, glad you can switch to the old music afaik.

woah

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twitch.tv/ouicasio
HE'S BEEN STUCK ON PAPU FOR 1 HOURS

Mods!

Was it really that expensive/hard to get Josh Mancell to do the soundtrack for the Remake?
he puts the half the SOUL in Crash.

Is this gonna be the next 13 gameovers

Is such a thing even possible?

HE DID IT POGCHAMP

only in adventure mode, it's too big for split screen multiplayer

Redpill me on Pura, Polar, and Penta?

>Pura, Polar
Potentially based in this on tracks with very sharp turns + USF pads that must be maintained
>Penta
Based on all tracks

>despite composing only 13% of the population...

papu papu is easier than ripper roo, just use the fucking shortcuts

Penta is not a handling character, he is a speed character. Thus making him superior.

>Cortex Castle music takes cues from the pre-console version
nice

Check the channel for more:
youtube.com/user/CGInfernoBlast/videos
I think they're in the middle of uploading more.

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Learn to read

>good streamer gets fucked
>this guy somehow stays on there

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The good streamer just went to bed dude, said he'll be back tomorrow

I did read though. The post you're replying to only mentions N. Brio and Komodo Moe, so I don't know what else you're implying.

>he's having a hard of time with the elevated crystals for over an hour
Just boost off the ramps, you neanderthal! Christ!

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Ah I wasn't here since xando got the boot. Good to know then

Woah...
so this....
is the power....
of switch players....

someone help him

Does the Nitro Kart main them get remixed at any point?

this is fucking gold

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Thumbnail looks like a gun is being pointed at his head

hoping for more porn after CTRs release, but I'm not holding out much hope. Elora and bianca didn't get a lot more after the spyro remasters

trophy girls are already getting more porn and I believe tawna got a shit ton post Nsane trilogy.

I don't think Sonic ever said "gotta go fast" in any of his games.

Pretty sure it comes from the sonic x theme song. The only reason people use it now is because of that sanic picture

He pretty much says it in all of his non-game media, even the new movie. I think it was first in AoStH or SatAM, then the theme to Sonic X, and now in the movie, but never in the actual games. It may be some voice clip in Unleashed or something, I don't know for certain though.

doesn't he say it as one of his taunts in brawl

>That bass
OOMPH

You're thinking of "You're too slow."

Nope

Oh yeah. I liked that better than SONIC SPEED

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>they actually recreated the Naughty Dog box intro
That was my single expectation for the game and they fucking delivered

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when do reviews drop

Doesn't matter. They won't say anything you don't already know.

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soul

>he gave up

Just play lots you'll get it. I used to struggle to do Oxide ghosts with Penta now I can do all of them with Crash
This has me excited and fearful at the same time, is exiting and entering a turbo chain as snappy as it is in the original? I can't tell if it's the player but in this webm when he exits from a left hand turbo slide into a right hand turbo slide it seems like there is a massive delay in the start of the new slide whereas in the original depending on your position relative to the ground you could start a new turbo chain almost immediately.

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>they recreated the intro from warped
based beenox, almost makes up for brio's exclusion
almost

>someone saved your webm
feels good

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>All these people complaining about Brio's exclusion
>Completely forgetting that characters like him and Tawna are probably going to be added via the Grand Prix

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jesus christ

we all know that, and nobody is really complaining. I think people just expected him in the base roster.

So if I've got this right, USF completely maxes out your speed and relies on your reserves to keep it up. Boosting again via pads or drifting loses it?

He's technically an enemy in Crash 2 so it makes sense.

they reworked it into an actual feature in the new game and as I understand, that doesn't happen anymore

I don't even know the specifics so bare with me and take what I say with a grain of salt
There are three types of SF, the first just being the standard one from chaining together turbos long enough including turbo pads that you stay at 'max speed'.
The second one (I think this one is considered USF) is from certain turbo pads that push you past 'max speed' temporarily, but the time can be extended by maintaining a decent chain of turbos on certain maps, most notably the Lab and Castle stages but also Oxide Station and Hot Air Balloon (which are usually overlooked because there exist glitches in these levels that are quicker), webm related. This one breaks instantly if you do another turbo, including slide turbos/jump turbos. I expect this one to be fixed in the remake sadly.
The third is a bug in the game only possible on certain levels like Coco's park where doing a continuous turbo chain over a turbo eventually breaks the turbo counter and puts you in a max speed state. Only really useful for a certain wr gimmick youtube.com/watch?v=dw1AWaBpMSs

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i hope so

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Are Sonic and Crash friends?

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There are four types of fire
Regular fire which you get from normal power sliding which will put you one bar from max speed
Sacred fire which you get from power sliding over a turbo pad which puts you at max speed
Ultimate sacred fire which you get from power sliding over a super turbo pad (and not using any other boosts) which goes well beyond the speedometer limit
Saffi fire which is a glitch for infinite reserves that is only relevant for setting lap records

Nitro fueled removed the limitation on USF so as long as you have reserves you can stay at that speed as long as you want. Saffi fire is most likely fixed now.

no

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I like to think that they have never met and don't even realize the other exists

>Nitro fueled removed the limitation on USF so as long as you have reserves you can stay at that speed as long as you want
Fucking nice. I'm genuinely excited then, I was going to skip it because I still have plenty of fun emulating the original and don't have any need for multiplayer but if USF can be kept up on every character like it semi-can on PAL Penta then I may as well grab a copy.

rivals

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>saturn
If they only knew...

>that pic
Sonic wasn't even in the running.

It's worth noting that they reduced USF speed slightly so it's not quite as fast as it was in the original but you'll still zoom past players only using sacred fire.

>sonic xtreme died
it was a sad but different time

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Yeah, it will definitely weed out weaker players for sure, but the difference in top end players will literally be who can hold USF for the longest, dunno how interesting that will be. As the skill level of players increases the floor/ceiling will more likely than not get very close to each other.

I enjoy testing myself in time trials so it will be great for me personally.

>I think it was first in AoStH or SatAM, then the theme to Sonic X, and now in the movie
It was first used in X's theme song, then the Boom cartoon mocked it, then he said it in the movie. Never used in the games.

Yes. Correct. Also hopping off jumps depletes it as well.

Make sure nothing overrides it.

It's not that different really.

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Have we actually seen what the full track looks like in the remake? Cause all I've seen is that mini map screenshot.

Everything's mostly in tact, but the space antigrav shit after the figure eight is gone completely. It wasn't replaced with anything.

What are the chances crash bash get a remake bros?

hopefully none, I'm done with remakes. Give me something new.