Come play

I go nuclear if the star nigger voluntarily goes after me and kills me when I try to avoid him

I don't get salty, because I unleash the star for another player and run and hide while everyone else gets BTFO'd

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dmca(at)noa.nintendo.com

dmca(at)noa.nintendo.com

dmca(at)noa.nintendo.com

THIS IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND YOU ARE ALL BREAKING THE LAW

You wanna fuck cunny too?

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Any one got any good cheats?

Reminder to just wait out that last Bullet Bill in 5-3 until it (hopefully) gets fixed; it spawns if you're right next to the bottom of the flagpole.

sneed is a real motherfucker

soul

Yea Forums squad

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>Losing to someone in 1-2
>He takes the warp zone route

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you can do it john lennon

>tfw your very own Yea Forums koopa shells you

>Start on either 5-1, 3-1 or 2-1
>Literally 75% of players die before the second stage

I am the law

REMINDER TO ALWAYS HIT F5 WHEN YOU SEE SNEED SO AS NOT TO GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION OF PLAYING AGAINST ANYONE AND INSTEAD HAVE HIM WASTE HIS TIME SITTING AT THE END, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SHOW UP

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It is really hard to tell which mario you are in the initial mob.

Almost there, just need to be a little faster
files.catbox.moe/jl31jo.jpg

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Futa Daisy here. Lag fucked up my jump and killed me.

based squad

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another win for hexbros

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>2 players left
>me big guy at end of 5-3 at flag
>wait until the next guy catches up to me
>sup bro, lets go together to the next level
>a bullet bill kills him after the flag and I get small
NO PLACE FOR THE WEAK

we did it Yea Forums!

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reminder to email nintendo about this copy right infightment in which yALL r partciptiationg in dmca(at)noa.nintendo.com

/CUNNY/ GANG WW@??

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>Those faggots standing on top of star block in 3-1
>Literally NO ONE hits the block

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>lag puts 4 starniggers on my ass

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I wasn't going to, but that message you get after dying telling you not to reverse engineer or re-use their game made me do it. The fucking hypocrisy of these idiots.

FUCK STARNIGGERS
AND FUCK BOWSER

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I only hit that block if a fellow Yea Forumsirgin is over it.

nice

Fucking RNG fish sometimes you can keep sprinting but other times they're right above you when a jump is coming.

>Not enjoying the clusterfuck when four players compete to clear some kid's first kaizo level

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>tfw you recognize the names of all the good players
Fuck, I've been playing for like 5 hours straight

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>3-2
>drop down thinking I'm gonna land on the ground
>I drop on top of a goomba hiding behind a fence
>walk into a turtle and die
FUCKING CAMOUFLAGED GOOMBAS WHAT THE FUCK

>mfw this happens in 1-4
also good attempt >:^) user

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>see startnigger going up vine
>cart of fags after him

serves you right

this is boring. can't play it for more than 2 minutes before closing the tab
you guys are autistic

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git gud fag

you on pic related

For some reason I'm always in the front at the beginning of each game. Since my current name is Kario, I feel like I'm trying to outrun my furious son who's trying to kill me with his many clones.

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Another fine job

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Hey, I'm that shota

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This game would seriously benefit from being more generous with lives, for example giving you one or two to start off with or by paying out coins based on how high you jump on the flagpole. It wouldn't remove the need to git gud as you'd still need a fast clean run to get the big scores, but it'd make the fight for the last few slots on the harder stages much more interesting when it becomes a fight between slow clean runners and fallen fast ones instead of just 2 players left with a solid couple minutes of gap between them.

>good
name 100

become better

t.got star chadded

>these cheep-cheep physics
what the fuck

literally me x 100

Sigmario
Loli Cunny
XXXX's thighjob
Mami best Meguka
Reimu cunny
Maka best girl

never placed in the top 3
what am i doing wrong

I'd like to point out that we were competing against a cheatfag with infinite jump who STILL WAS TOO BIG OF A SCRUB TO BEAT STAGE 2.

Well played, Dr Pavel.

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you're not afking at the start while everyone else kills each other

me.

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First try (after a 5 hour break), got first place.

>With enough practice, I can get through all the levels without taking a single hit
>BUT THE PROBLEM IS THE FUCKING STARNIGGERS

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this should be done for lost levels

The players who beat it in one life would be the same so extra lives would just mean more players eventually going in the end pit.

MAKE THE STARNIGGERS BE UNABLE TO USE SHORTCUTS WHEN INVINCIBLE

Fuck off starniggers.

I'm come back once they fix the lag in this game

dmca(at)noa.nintendo.com

You can pretend to not be seething, but we all know.

Post yfw "5-1"

>start playing
>don't notice there has been a patch
>5-1 in load screen
needless to say I panicked

in the lava level mario starts to jump repeatedly even though you haven't pressed the button for more than a sec. Not sure if it's just lag

Trying to kill a former fellow victor? For shame, reddit king.

>controller support
>you can only use analog
literally unplayable

nigga, people can't even survive 1-1 and you want lost levels in this

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I actually like 5-1 now. I've developed strats on how to get through it without letting go of right.

Sometimes I question wheter or not people who act like this are serious or not

>there are people in this thread who don't know how to get over the stairway in 2 jumps

>3-1
>Stand on top of star block and someone actually hits it
>Just dance back and forth on top of the block as the hoard of marios behind me blindly runs into their death

>Kick shell forward
>it stops abruptly
>comes back and kills me
These fucking laggy phantom players I swear.

>play game
>get 5-1
>play game
>get 5-1
>play game
>get 5-1
MAKE IT STOP

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Thanks for the mushroom in 2-3, Mya-EEEE.
Unfortunately I spaghetti'd it all away in the first jump of 2-4.

this I need d-pad to school Yea Forums

Is refreshing the page the only option after winning?

>Buy Pathologic 2

based

>dancechad dances on the platform instead of walking into lava
thanks

>MALE primarina on human
atleast post good porn faggot

>name self Kill All Starfags in retaliation against starfags
>Get a star and manage to make it to the end of 5-1 without dying
>Dies immediately in 5-2

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Finally my first win after 5 hours.

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congratulations on your victory royale

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Hau is cute though.

world 5 strats:
>wait at castle avoiding turtle shell
>let everyone ahead of you die
>???
>#1 victory royale

>start stage on 5-1
>take a shit
>come back and theres only 3 players left
>think hmm, they're probably done
>get to the end of the stage and I'm the only winner

where the fuck are the other 2

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hell of a finish, toroko best mimiga.

I also thought about that

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RARE

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Have all the levels been added yet? If not, how bad will it get when world 6, 7 and 8 come out?

I'm actually a bit proud of that one. The Cheep Cheeps in 2-3 and Bowser's fireballs were out for blood.

> rush to get star at start of 1-1
> kill off half the playerbase with the star

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FINALLY

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(You)
(v)

you had a good run, jman

90% of the playerbase hasn't actually played SMB1 before so they'd all get stuck on the maze levels

>fags who hesitate on the platform level

HESITATION IS DEFEAT

Based shotabro, what kind of shota doujins you like?

yeah, i could tell that the cheep-cheeps were being nasty to you. gained half a flagpole just on that stage.

>2 threads
Come on you faggots

Don't let it inflate your ego too much.

A E S T H E T I C

THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT

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*ahem*

FUCK 3-1

Yooo I've seen your bitch ass.
Congrats

>Been playing for 3 hours now
Help

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>tfw you spaghetti the easiest jump of all time

>6,7,8
everyone will die on the first level, not much of a battle royal.
The game should automatically declare you winner if you are the only one left alive though

>Eleonore Hume
based and actually skilled

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God I wish i wasn't so dumb

What's your top 3 finish count?

goddamn this is so addictive

I'm getting good bros

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a more talented person should make a gif like the boomer dance but at the dancing bush

use code bil with your best names

YOURE BULLSHIT
Fuck 5th place again.

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2

>5-3
>grab flag
>bullet bill kills me as I'm walking to the castle
excuse me

Shota on shota, they have to be boyish, traps don't do much for me.

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SOMEONE PLEASE FIND DG CODE

>been playing for three days

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this game lags wtf

like 5 times with this one

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Now I understand why zoomers like battle royale games

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what?

>1-1
>Train of marios chugging almost pixel-perfect through the level
>Hesitate once
>Starman or shell kills you
Beautiful

>5-4
>1 player remaining
:(
good job user!

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FUCK YOU Yea Forums I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 2 HOURS I'M NOT PLAYING THIS ANYMORE I HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY

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>everything froze except for a few players

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does reddit have its own squad?

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>908 players
>1000+ players last time due to the Vinesauce video
What the fuck?

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.mp4

Didn't know you could kill people with star power while on the pole. Like 5 people just jumped into me.

this, it's rather nice

How does the end level platform glitch work?

>see you get the star
>just wait patiently on the blocks while you murder half the server

what you talking about fool

What streamer we trolling now

Damn, i cant catch up with people because its a lag mess the first 10 seconds.

twitch.tv/dangheesling
this guy, some user needs to get the code

why can't I play with my fucking dpad
keyboard sucks, and so does the analog stick

what code? what does the code do?

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he's got it hidden in his discord past a sub wall
theres this nubbins guy who is an ez target

the squad code

Dan? As in the Big Brother guy? I didn't know he streams

Fuck off.

>just ban Mexico
based

>piranha plants emerge from pipes even if next to them
bullshit
stupid shit
uninstalled

Too many to count

>running into the final level with four other people in the Yea Forums squad
>make top 3 but they all died along the way

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>B and A aren't on Z and X
>can't use D-pad on a controller

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>NintendoLegalTeam dies to Bowser

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Nubbins code is "bil" no caps

seethe

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i won't let my curiosity beat me on this

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What does it show? I don't wanna be on a list.

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bil doesn't work I don't see anyone

Doesn't work, neither upper nor lower case.

what's this cutie from?

>not found

meh

>Stand on the star block in 3-1
>Retards still jump on it
>Starnigger over to the right piranha pipe
>Stand on the leftmost pixel
>Get like 20 kills

You faggots never learn.

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>Reach end
>Yea Forums is already there
Where the fuck are the normalfags?

Not mad at all

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5-1 is brutal, last two times I played it I was the last standing and didn't even make it through

I saw someone just do this in 2-1 and kill like 30 people/

This makes me want to play mario bad again
why were the marios so fucking good
they were just pure fun, plain and simple.
AAA

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i wish i knew
never properly looked for source though

Anytime I win, no one else is alive to bask with me

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Cmon, not dan, he’s a really chill guy with a positive attitude, troll anyone else

to the guy who just kicked a turtle shell as I was jumping up the mushroom I hope you choke to death on the next dick you suck

when you take pictures like that I don't even want to

I though Yea Forums was good at games bros...

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I'm glad that I'm not the only one that does that, but sometimes people aren't brainlets and don't bother hitting the block so it can be hard at times.

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it's just that classic formula that is timeless. like tetris

I see you.

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nice

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5-3 is even worse, you can die by a bullet bill even after going down the flagpole.

>BIL
>Enter the name Fuck Kikes and Trans
>Fag streamer goes on a rant

We did it Reddit!

>open stream
>LETS GOO LETS GOO
every time

brother...

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Fuck World 3

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that was me
fuck you

Based dan

>jump on bullet bill
>die
no

grabify redirect that went to pic related

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Better luck next time!

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Come on Yea Forums, step up your game. It's getting boring waiting 30 seconds to a minute every time I win to see if there's a second place or not. Where are my autistic speedrunbros?

>rare battle royale victory
this old media fag is absolute CRINGE

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Holy fuck that made me laugh for real!

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try grabbing it higher up. never been hit unless i start low on the flagpole.

there is plenty of fuckery unfaithful to the original game, I guess you just need to get used to it

I finally beat World 5.
I was the only survivor.

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I'm glad we managed to stay together till the end

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>died to first goomba in 1-1

is this because i don't have a cunny-themed username

also why do i get connection interrupted after every death

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>Narz.in/15AM
What?

Finally, a game with all Yea Forums chads

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>freelancer Not found
Big deal

>die to the first koopa's shell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>infernochad was in my game

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make that two games bro

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welcome newfriend

Based Hunterchad

how can I watch the whole video of the BIL guy? The rant on my name was fucking amazing.

LETS GOOO BOIIIS LITTLE BROTHER SPAMM IN CHAAT
twitch.tv/dangheesling
COME SEE MEE STEAMROLL THESE LOSERS

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I see so many people jump at the end of the clouds of 2-1, so let me show you why you should never do that.
By jumping, you're exiting the screen a lot slower. What you should do is run off and buffer a full jump by holding space. That way you will ALWAYS land on the koopa paratroopa and bounce up to the hidden block every time.
You have no idea how often I've managed to snag the lead this way.

>All those retards at the end who struggle to even get up

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It's like that for everyone. I'm assuming the creator made it interrupt after you die so you don't have to manually reload the page

one more

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>Over 800 players online
What happened between now and yesterday?

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>Linking CP
The absolute mad man!

V&

Do you have the clip? The full vod won't go up until he finishes the stream, and might be behind a paywall.

based tips user

go back to CBS cuck

>get star
>vanish half of players thanos style
>trow a red shell to a mushrom mario and he falls in a pit
>makes it to the top #2

bros being a danceCHAD is great.

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Whoever made this thought Spacebar and Shift should be run and jump, and thought ASDF would be an acceptable option for movement. It's no fucking wonder they left out D-pad for controllers, they tried to implement FPS controls to a platformer.

News articles and streamers

It's over Yea Forums, C&D's and litigation await you

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DAMMIT

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Streamers.

What was your name?

go down the 3-1 pipe for a special surprise
;)

It's not CP. I typed it in and it sent me to this weird asian blog page or at least I think it is

Kill yourself small pee pee

it's 15Am

Only works if the groundchads are slower though.

Vinesauce put his stream on Youtube, but there were also 1000+ players yesterday so I'm not sure what caused that.
youtube.com/watch?v=peoPQzo3-34

Finally got a W

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pretty bizarre going from 40 players online to 900 in a day. the hell happened?

>forget you cant jump up through the trees on world 3-3
>die

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>Fuck Kikes and Trans
>Kill all niggers

END DEMOCRACY
fuck u

>
reddit chad here

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See

>Get a star
>Nobody dies

>Someone else gets a star
>Holocaust 2.0

what am i doing wrong

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It broke 1000 earlier today.

>Streamer locking code now
who the new target?

Trying to kill people with a star.

My only advice is try going back and forth.

>missing top 3 by just a little bit twice in a row

>Get a star
>Die because someone got a star instead of you
>lol lag

camp on screen entrances if you wanna go hitler with your star

DON'T YOU FUCKING STAND OVER WHERE I DIED JUDGMENTALLY LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN LIFE

;_;

What the fuck
Earlier I died to a Hammer Bro and I assumed I just didn't quite land on him right
But I just straight up jumped right on top of a Hammer Bro and died
Are they immortal in this version for some reason? That's fucking retarded.

World 1 is actually a really fun race with Yea Forums

You did it

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I'm assuming the new code is "GO"

Fucking Nubbins

you jumped on the fucking hammer, dumbass.

FUCK HE BEAT ME BY .1 SECOND

I can't believe Toroko is fucking dead

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Mating_Press, you're the niggrest. Fuck you.

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I don't see any nicknames for the Squad, do I have to join at the right time?

>1-1
Camp vine entrance
>1-2
Camp to the right of the set of blocks that only small mario can walk under
>3-1
Camp on the spring or at the entrance to the clouds

who the fuck releases stars
you don't even fucking benefit from it yourself
fucking starcucks

That wasn't a very cute fact

RIP in peace, guy who was 0.5 seconds behind me

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twitch.tv/syn_stream
Is this a good one now that Nubbins got rid of the code?

seething

Squad is Yea Forums

>3-1
>12 left by the end of the level
why are normies so bad at vidya?

fuc kyou nokadashi

There was no hammer on the screen
I jumped right on his head, there was no hammer

>going down a pipe

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He got rid of it once I hung behind him with Kill all niggers

I'm getting stronger

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>starniggered by ben shapiro
>fuck

it's lonely at the top lads

i saw so many of you die

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God why is Mario's hitbox so fucking fat

she lives on with the strength of that guy's powerful waifufaggotry

So the game always says you're the first running

How can we trust that the winner is really the winner

I'm sorry CIA

I know that, but I don't see the nicknames now. Am I a brainlet or do I just have to join at the right time?

MOIST LIKE A FUCKIN YOUNG VAGINA

You are probably putting it wrong

why cant we stomp the hammer niggers? it just kills you

too much spaghetti

I'm surprised nintendo hasn't nuked this site from orbit yet

So I just got killed by a bullet after I had already hit the flag and lost control of Mario. FUCK THIS GAME

Good job user, I was laffin

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>two faggots camping on top of a star block waiting for someone to feed them, nobody does
>until i'm about to pass right under them and some dumbass finally does
>hit the deck mr president
>get the fuck out of the crowd and manage to go unnoticed while the two just rampage and kill over half of the remaining players
>mfw the death toll finally stops rising and i proceed through the empty level

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yeah I AM FUCKING SEETHING
WHY THE FUCK DO STARKEKS HELP OTHERS GET THE STAR JUST TO GET KILLED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

they are taking notes for mario maker 2

i just want world 5 to spawn this rng is shit

code: 88

I'm that guy who feeds them I just wanna see chaos

i dont remember this stage in original SMB

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wholesome and rei pilled

oh hey, I've seen you few times.

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BUT YOU DIDN'T DEFEAT ME
MASTURBATE 4 TIMES A DAY UNTIL YOU BEAT ME

>Suicide Cancellation Note
CHARACTER PROGRESSION!

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It's correct.

Especially considering Nintendo has their own online Mario race game coming out in a couple weeks. This is literally competition that's infringing on their IP.
Nintendo must be too busy playing it themselves to send a C&D.

Well it works on my machine I can see everyone perfectly

FUCKING AUTOJUMP

Damn chuck fuck and suck we could have been there together

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Finally got first.
It's beneficial when starniggers kill hammer bros

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if anything, he just needs to change the tileset/sounds and music and he's fine since he coded it from the ground up

How did you get there?

I got Syn too

ayy squads added

my favorite thing to do in 5-1 is to go under where the hidden fire flower is and just wait. Watching the three or four chumps parking there just waiting for me to activate it, only for me to leave after about 10 seconds is priceless

It's so obvious that this game's creator has never played SMB before. Classic zoomer wanna-be retro gamer poser shit.

some pipe in 5-2 I think

>It's beneficial when starbros kill hammer niggers
FTFY

1-ups are pretty much pointless unless everyone else sucks.
They should respawn you near where you died.

does the screen freeze once you win? I'm pretty sure there were some more niggers after me, but I waited like 2 minutes and nobody showed up

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>He STILL doesn't know.
No one tell him!

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>always die to people just picking up the star on 1-1
fucking video game

Fucking Christ that was close.
GG Pavel

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hey, I actually got one

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>1-1
I already know I won.

gg Pinkmage, that was close

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everyone's played mario, bro
it's not a hidden gem

FUCK YOU BAN CIRCUMCISION

fuck the stupid start of 5-1

>world 1
>get to 1-4
>thinking i'm fucked because there was 20 or so people left
>leap past bowser
>third
i'll take it

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what a slow boomer lol

Iveuh finallyuh finded youh
Infernoaplusuh, you area alreadya deaduh

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>There are still people that are dumb enough to try the warp zone

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>w10

>not getting the star, then activating it, then immediately taking the power from them by running into them

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>Got 3rd place
hecking

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YES YES YES EAST BLOCK RULES WEST BLOCK DROOLS

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1-1 is literally free as fuck. I don't understand how you could ever die on it.
You genuinely just have to hold run+right the entire time and time your jumps and it's not even hard.
The only problem comes from bonking a little on the stairs and having a starnigger catch up, but that really shouldn't ever happen.

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when's kaizo mario royale

Hey Dev I know you're in these threads
Please fix Hammer Bros and Bowser so that they behave authentically
It's supposed to be possible to run under Bowser but he does these tiny little autistic jumps that show that you just completely phoned in his behavior

Now that’s taste

>can't see nicknames even though I'm in the squad

get gud

>camera stop folowing me
what the fuck

i finally see left leg and you fucking die in the first level lmao

t. right leg

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They need to make the player count larger for the harder levels. There's no pressure to go fast since everyone's already dead

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left leg here I died at 2-3

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KEK
I suppose 307 is the squad?

what's the context?

he's probably not going to put much effort into exactly replicating mechanics for a project that will be likely be C&D'd by tomorrow

Cringe.

>Megumin
>Boobs

Weird how I see all these Slap City names and no Slap City threads on Yea Forums.

I sniped this dude with the name Fuck Kikes and Trans
Yep 307

>two players left
>Fuck Niggers waited for me
>I immediately get ass raped by a fire bubble and then jump to my death

I'd play it, if I saw one, but it'd probably die by then.

Making the player count go from 99 to 75 was a mistake.

I hope this gets sued because I can't stop playing and it's messing me up since saturday

I F5 when I'm first and there's no Yea Forums player behind me.

I typed 307 but there's no one.

fuck you "go slow to win" you gay stargger

50 die before the first level ends like 90% of the time

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based

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Is it just world 1 and world 5 now?
I've never gotten anything else in the past like 8 games

>die in World 5-1 because Koopas and Goombas are nearly invisible until you run into them

twitch tv/syn_stream

2 sec delay

World 2 and 3 also.

Is 5-1 the new 3-1?
I got to 5-4 and I was the only player left

all these updates and this dumb onions consumer STILL hasnt disabled autojump what a fucking idiot im reporting this shit to nintendo as we speak

Yea Forums deserved this game.

Damn butcher you dying disturbed me

they added more levels and I was unprepared

>lag at 5-1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>world 5
>50/75 players die to the first koopa shell

gg man. literally seconds apart at the end

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5-1 makes me the big cum

REMINDER: You can just wait right here for the bullet bill to pass. I don't know if it's timed or you have to jump straight up or push right or whatever, but I've gotten past here pretty much every time as small Mario.

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it's fucking hilarious, just like how people used to die all the time to the first piranha plant in 3-1

Um guys?
I think this shit is mining bitcoins, cpu usage skyrockets whenever i play this

what squad should I join to get twitch niggers banned for violating the TOS?

>Dies
>This guy jumps into frame

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carry on exodiabro i have to go work

I know I didn't expect you to die like that

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For those of us with potato laptops/wifi, what's the best way to reduce lag so the beginning isn't waiting 5 minutes for 80% of the players to die or get STAR'd to be able to move/jump finally?

one day he will be summoned

Never once seen 5, and I've been playing for a good hour now, is it just really rare?

>Following Simpleflips
based and buppilled

That's me

>Try to clear out a koopa for a Yea Forumsro
>Accidentally kicked the shell towards him and killed him
Didn't mean to do that, Life & Hometown

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I survive 100% of the time by jumping the highest I can.

With how shit the hit collision is it wouldn't shock me

world 5 doesn't pop up enough

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Mario riding on a bullet over the ground

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Succubus Loli Vampire, you have impeccable taste, but beware of the goombas in 1-3 from here on

worlds 3> world 1> world 2 POOOWEERRR GAP > world 5

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Thank you for the close race Miriam's Game

Succubus Loli Femdom I meant

good lads

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he came out of nowhere bro

I FUCKING DID IT
might as well report the game to nintendo now cause i fucking won

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Nice one, thought I was going to be lonesome again.

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finally won
shoutout to princess remedy
thanks for star killing me gaylord :D

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>world 6 is next to be added assuming it's coming before Nintendo ninjas happen
>6-1 having Lakitu the endless spiny spawner
>the city of 6-2
>6-3 with lag and those scale platforms
>6-4 castle with extreme high-impact firebar action

Is this where the true F U N begins, lads?

daisy's smelly farts lmao

Nice work, Succubus Fart Femdom!

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they didnt add 4 because underwater?

Custom rooms to filter out casuals when?
I want to see 75 Marios in 5-4 racing to get to Bowser and the ensuing rage as 50+ of them are forced to march into the pit of fire

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Saw that, kek'd

>Touch Star
>I die
What?

>photo of screen

it's a battle royale homo

>tfw this will never survive long enough to get to the point of smb3 levels

>get to World 2-2
>see bunch of people running
>suddenly starnigga
>manage to jump over him just in time
Also rip Nintendo user.

>game starts with 28 players
huh

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ur too slow

f hitlario

did the dev remove the names?

how many ppl were online yesterday?

based and braappilled

>YOU ARE FORBIDEN FROM STEALING THIS GAME WE STOLE FROM NINTENDO WHITOUT PERMITION

thats kind hypocritical

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In case you didn't know, you can hold right at the beginning of 1-2. You're invicible long enough for the two goombas not to hit you.

Around 400 average I think. Spiked to about 600 when Vinesauce played it.

>tfw 4th place

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Lakitu is the reason of that

I barely lost by a second, good job there nya

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can't we all just get along?

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nice boat I made it for both of us man

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What are you guys listening to to help you play better?
youtube.com/watch?v=Dgy5XSI3-7A

that was a good run.

>Only 2 people finishing world 1
This is genuinely pathetic.

If I see a star I'm killing you first

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>guy finishes SMB1 royale tism
>decides to go all-out for SMB3 with MMO lite tism
>everyone in a server of 75-100 Marios or Weegees have to work together to clear a world/the game, where once one person clears a level, the next opens up for everyone left after
>simple chat feature for people to type shit in to other Marios/Luigis in the level or map
>1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners for each world get a shiny gold, silver or bronze-colored cap to wear the next world until they either die or finish the next world, and can keep/downgrade/upgrade the cap once next world is done
>and certain power-ups like the star can impede or harm/kill Marios/Loogies as well

youtube.com/watch?v=-VPpnRYT5NU&list=PLpeu5UWssrIcOE-3m9Wf74Je7JzMoH7Q0&index=17

>Making those jumps across the three hanging platforms in 2-2

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I hate how the more familiar you are with actual SMB the worse this is because you assume that the physics, collision, etc is the same but then it's sliiiightly different and it fucks you over

I would just prefer the battle royale system being applied to lost level or SMB3. Nothing will feel better than rushing through a hard level with perfect precision to overcome everyone else.

wow i actually got a run of world 5 where i wasn't the only one left

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i agree, you're all really cool to play with, Yea Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=UwVlXEuaZ80

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>tfw keep forgetting the piranha plants don't act like they're supposed to

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names I see a lot
>(bow) cunny (bow)
>NEWFAG
>REDDIT CHAD
>controllers are also
>NIGGER
>princess remedy
>
>(((ben shapiro)))
>(((naacp)))
>oh he cute
>shinobu cunny
>luigi

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>walks for all of world 3
>gets 2nd place

>5-1 koopa exist
>50 players die
>kek

I really hope they make it so the game automatically finishes if you're the last one standing, gets boring as fuck waiting for you fags to finish one level without getting killed.

>following close behind a pathbreaking starbro
>he accidentally bonks and I run into him
I forgive you bro, it wasn't your fault

>that user with the long-ass arabic or whatever name

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I DID IT FOR YOU TOMBOY FETICHIST.

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1-1 feels solved, impossible to win for a normie like me

>tfw changing names every couple of runs so anons can't call me out on how bad I am

I wasted over 8 hours of my day playing this nonstop. I now understand why zoomers are obsessed with battle royale games.

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>Not me
I feel bad

rip to the 2 anons who died seconds before the axe

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may the truth forever stand tall

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>not me
feels good man

>Buy Miriam's Game!
>I Love UMP5!
>Fuck Star Niggers
>Succubus Loli Femdom

sorry I missed you mating_press

>Not me again

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that's why you grab the shroom IDW

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this but unironically

ah, cunnym@aster, I should've known!

>user notices me

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are you a zoomer? I played mario and megaman when i was 6

Sorry and thank you user, the guilt was killing me.

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Enough, I’m becoming a star nigger now

>tfw too fast for Yea Forums to see my name

I FUCKING FROZE WITH THE LEAD

>die to the first koopa at 1-1

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>>shinobu cunny
That's me!

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CANT SEE ANY NAMES DURING GAMEPLAY OR LOBBY

did dev remove them

>full on invaded by /gfg/
based

Ahem, fuck World 5, and fuck Hammerfags

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>squad code
Does this do anything?

holy shit are you a dumb fucking cunt

Where's my cunnybros?

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Nope, still works
Let's you see others names

well tell me you fucking nigger

>Yoshifag
>Takes pictures of his screen

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Is there anything better than watching a no-name stargigger fall down a pit?

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Just kidding I did it

Swoosh my man

Watching a hacker die.

>win world 3 every single time
>fuck up basic stuff everywhere else

Forgot pic due to too much liquor

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GAMECUBEBLOCK NO

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I wonder who's gullible to look it up?

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im guessing in order for world 5 to show up more you'd need to deliberately get far in earlier worlds and not cheat rng by fucking around dying carelessly

Whatever works, also
>Not being a yoshifag

>3-2
>4 players remaining already

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>lag out the ass at the start of every match on my toaster
>have to wait for everyone to go
>pray to fuck that the koopa shell doesn't hit me on 3-1 and 5-1

welp got #3

good enough for me

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I'm sorry, but I have failed you.

5-1 is easy as fuck, so long as you nail the initial koopa bounce and get past the first two pipes.
You can just hold right to win after that and no starnigger will ever catch up to you. Besides, you can always juke them out by going down on the stairs.

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Anyone else refreshing until they get a lobby that's mostly Yea Forums?

Yeah, normies get culled way too easy.

You can grab the star yourself too, if you happen to get to the front of the pack, which is really fucking easy.

we seriously need private lobbies

Almost doesn't feel like there's a point when it's just 1 left.

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