Bloodstained

>chasm
>1.6 hours played
lel that game sucked ass, i think i played even less

Pre-loads always suck for me. It always takes WAY longer to unpack the game than it does to just re-download it from scratch.

should i get it on my ps4 pro or switch >?

>pre-load now
>you can't

How do you even know if your stuff has been shipped out? I haven't received an email regarding the game since the Kickstarter post on the 13th.

any news on ps4 vs switch differences? framerate issues on switch? I'm deciding what platform to buy it on and am leaning towards the switch.

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Swich version can barely keep the frame rate, and in some places, it looks worse, get the ps4/pc version.

Is this a troll? I don't get the pre-load popup and there's no option to pre-load

at least mega man 11 could do 60 fps on switch.

Better be a day one patch. I spent 500 burgers on this game and if the switch version sucks I'm going to be beyond livid.

REEE WHY CAN'T I PRELOAD

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mm11 is not on par on graphical fidelity with this game though

Isn't the game like 8gb? Why would anybody waste their time with a preload?

nice early access game

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But, which one, though

Post Miriam's girlfriend

I said post MIRIAM'S girlfriend, not Miriam.

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did anyone else get it early? how do i get past the part where you need a "big hand"?

Anyone has a video of the ps4 theme? dunno if preorder or get physical

It's nothing special. It's just the case cover image and it moves around to different sides when you browse. Preorder themes are always shit.

i wanna dump all my load on miriam

do not lewd miriam

One "Miriam's Girlfriend with extra soft", comin' up!

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is it playable with kb+m

Was it Gebel?

Will Shiki do fan art of Miriam and her wife?

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's feet

Is the ps4 version censored at all?

I'm gonna give Iga the benefit of the doubt and try it out. If it's half as fun as even the mediocre SOTN clones it should be golden.

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God I fucking hope so. Please go ask him. Show him this and ask to make them lesbian succubi with glowing eyes or something.

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Seems like they've been shipping them out in waves, likely based on backing dates. Everyone I know who's gotten it so far or had their shipping notice backed it day one or in the first week.

Who knows?

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yes

Guys, im broke until payday on Friday. What the hell do I do?

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Already bought it but it doesn't give the pre-load option anywhere

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why did they allow this

What part?

her dick is looong

if you have to ask if something is censored, it hasn't been censored

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Because the guy who owned the cat paid them like $1000 to put the cat in.

What mods are you looking forward to?

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>1350 rubles
>60 dollars
Man, fuck this.

should have made a rule beforehand
>no dumb shit

You can't download it because there's no damn preload.

i bet they thought "we're gonna get some big dogs or other cool animals" and instead they got cutesy cats and dumb little dogs.

how do I preload if I'm a backer?

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What the fuck is this. I hope the game isn't filled with this kind of crap.

Looks familiar

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Can't. This was funded back in the age of Reisz.

*considers it for a fraction of a second*
no

Thanks for funding development, chump. I'll be dling it for $35 and getting it before you.

Having your pet made into an enemy was a backer reward. That was the whole intention.

Shaders, outfit mods, and model swaps with other shit.

I've already seen at least 3 instances of shit exactly this ridiculous in it.

Is this literally a porn game?

gay

Aradia
The grabs by monsters being made lewd
Alucard's voice enabled in english despite everyone else being set to japanese

No, that's the other one.

Iga truly has patrician's taste

Just installed in on my PS4 (Kickstarter copy came today). There's some chingrish in the fucking opening video... Meaning that the guy they paid to voice it noticed it was weird, and said nothing to the team about it, recorded it, and at no point did anybody catch that it was fucked up. Not a good sign. The game plays like a castlevania game though. Not gonna make it off the boat until tomorrow since I'm about to head to work, but that's my first 15 minutes of impression with the game.

皆さん どうぞ

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Waiting on my switch copy

So will someone mod this into being skinless or something so it's at least a horrifying monster.

Someone skin this cat.

Other one? Castlevania?

I refuse to play it because of the Vita version's abandonment.

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it would run at 240p/15fps

>Vita
>2019

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Cumstained: Night of Revenge

The Vita is dead, user. It’s been dead for quite a while now.

>Get the PS4 version
Pffffthahahaha
Who the fuck would get the inferior lower framerate, lower resolution, no mods, one control option version? It doesn't even have portability like switch giving it nothing over the PC

Is this an hgame?

>Top selling game on Steam

Wtf bros you told me it was going to be another tortanic!

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Got anymore user? I don’t know why but I’m a sucker for ones with Gebel and Miriam

so gebel really did nothing wrong?

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THIS GAME DESERVES TO BE PLAYED ON A PORTABLE CONSOLE AND IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'D PERSONALLY EVER DEDICATE ANY TIME TO IT.

Play it on this then get back to me.

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Ps4 or switch? Those are my only options.

PS4

>censorship or 30fps
neither really

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I only know probably a fraction of the lore and that was obvious just from the demo.

I mean come on. OoE had the exact same dynamic.

where is the PS4 steelbook

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So the model has been ripped and is being used to make porn of it already.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75279685

two smoked dog asses have been placed in your mail hole.

I mean, what is exactly being censored?

Ordered physical
It'll be here tomorrow

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Are the codes going out to backers yet?

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I have only final one on computer. Go looking at Pixiv for many more.

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why is this image so low res

Not yet for me, although I backed through Fangamer a little after the kickstarter ended. Not too worried though, I imagine I'll get it within the next 12 hours, likely 3AM ET

Backers are distorting sales figures. There's like 100,000 people getting the game that way remember.

>pubes
What a faggot. Should be a glass rose womb tattoo.

On PS4 and PC it run at 60 fps, on Switch it's locked at 30.
So if you cae about performance and quality go qith PS4, if you care about portability go for the Switch one.

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>damage control
backers don't buy it, but get it for free. it doesn't count for total sales. also the backer codes aren't even out yet.

>bloodless trying to seduce miriam
YES

pixiv artist link?

I will once it appears on Good Old Downloads, user.

>buying games in 2019

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It's a cropped screenshot of the menu

pixiv.net/member.php?id=14540866

prospective buyer. how does this compare to a regular castlevania game

>tfw backer reward was for a "physical" PC version

I feel you, user.

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>pixiv.net/member.php?id=14540866
Thanks.

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>Good Old Downloads
user I...

>pyo
what kind of currency is that?

>can't play until after work tomorrow
>it's a late emergency shift

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what's this game's gimmick compared to castlevania and the like?

>tfw the IGA boss won't end up being this goofy ass thing

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So what all characters are playable from the datamine?

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Yeah I haven't received mine either. Just hope to receive mine before too long.

It's a very Dawn of Sorrow game. It's what people asked for.

It's Aria/Dawn on a larger scale with more equipment and soul slots.

Last I head it was
>Miriam
>Zangetsu
Bloodless
>Mysterious Man - "Julius mode"

>Backed it
>Still no code
IIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

>he doesn't know

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Can someone tell me the release time? Cause I've seen stupid amounts of times from all official sources.
>Steam
Says midnight for me
>GoG
No time just the 28th
>PR
6am and 8am

Why do homosexuals think their opinion matters?

TORRENT
WHEN

They fucking?

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NO I ALREADY BACKED IT.

SEND ME THE FUCKING CODE.

What weapons have special moves? I've only found the kick special with the shoes. Another user said all weapon types have special inputs?

That's not how it works.

He's her dad.
So yes.

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They do. So far I've found moves for the boots, whips, lances, and pistols.

>Pre-Load
Oh I'll pre-load alright.

What are the inputs for those?

Check your backer survey page, I just got my code.

19 hours according to GOG

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Just received the mail 10 seconds ago. Thanks.

Heard it was shit and in terms of metroidvanias I usually enjoy OG metroid and castlevania than these shits

Johanes is a lucky man

Can someone please tell me how good are the trophies?!?!

Code arrived check your backer page not a drill

wtf 19 hours?! They said it's avaiable 8am pdt.

All the prerelease buzz I've been seeing says that it's great.

*Aradia is a lucky girl

why are her thighs so thick and luscious

She feeds herself with high protein and low carb diet. She never skips leg day.

All I want is a nun costume

She has a very full bosom to drink from. She's very well fed.

That looks stupid and off putting. I'd expect something more menacing for this type of setting.

I guess I got some retarded version of the game.

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It's not out on switch yet

This looks like ass. Why is this game exciting?

I don't get it what's the problem?

If Shiki does anyone he'd probably do Bloodless. Seems more his style.

Send it back.

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the duality of man

idk man I might buy it just because my job gives me more money than I know what to do with now but I just haven't been that excited for a game in a while. I do like Metroidvanias though. Especially with compelling movement systems. Oh, what the heck, I'll buy it.

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Oh is that the name everyone agreed on? I missed the end of the last thread

What's Julius mode? Is it where we play as three characters at once or is it just IGA self inserting again?

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this is fucking hilarious like some surreal 2000s 3am TV show made in flash

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>Wonder why I haven't gotten my key yet
>Check my survey
>Apparently I picked GoG instead of steam

Fuck. I'll get it before release r-right bros?

The only place you heard that was here, from TORtanic junkies desperate for their next fix.

>the next MN9 is getting shilled this hard
Yikes

Who's that

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will depend if he is talking about Aria Julius mode or Dawn Julius mode

Aradia's girlfriend's mom's part time job.

Good FUCKING lord

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What's in the Iga's Backpack anyways?

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No clue about the Julius Mode part but the Mysterious Man is an Alucard palette swap named Orlok Dracule. He takes the role of the librarian from SotN.

what's the ritual that takes place at night?
yuri sex with aradia?

That's normal when redeeming Steam codes. Sometimes spaces are replaced with that

More like cringestarter

Yes, but it'll be two months before GOG is willing to release a patcher with all the updates between now and then.

Lord, I hope so.
Getting to the top of the castle, beating the final boss, and walking into the next room that's a bedchamber with a naked witch under the covers would be a good ending.

I'm waiting till the weekend the play when I can enjoy it properly. Stop being a child and just wait

Eh, that guy is alright. I noticed he had Alucard's default stance when you talk to him in the Library. I was kinda hoping for Gebel to be playable but whatever

>tfw I'm not the only one who got it for GoG
We will both suffer in agony, my friend

What's with your autistic obsession with a shitty porn game?

It’s Aria with Sotn float but sped up very slightly. Has crafting and upgrades so if you really like a certain power you can buff it like crazy. I’m partial to the Giant Rat crystal myself.
Cooking also has a point since you get permanant buffs for every new dish.

I forgot which one but Julius mode in one of the games is a storyless mode where you play as Julius. You even do a Julius vs Julius. So someone can potentially make a "julius" mode with the boss revenge characters depending on their size.

It was US$16 on GOG against $60 on Steam (they really fucked up the regional pricing) and GOG has no DRM so it was a no-brainer.

Not a backer but I followed the game; when the console versions broke the release date and people confirmed that it was a decent game I took the risk.

>waaaah! no dumb shit
>Castlevania is full of dumb shit enemies
It's like you guys never played Castlevania before.

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This is a very good iga game until you get to the underwater section and it's suddenly worse than mighty number 9 for a solid 20 mins

Iga’s Backpack is stuff that was originally going to be backer only content but after asking backers decides would be available for everyone. Backers get it free, non backers pay the difference that it cost in the kickstarter which was 15 or 20 bucks I think.

why are they always talked about together? Same developer?

Porn parody.
Fanartist shipped them.
Inseparable now.

i shipping

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>Don't forget to download it
Oh, I'll download it alright......OFF THE PIRATE BAY

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How do you even see that? Mine doesn't how a timer. And what the fuck? Now there's like 3 conflicting reports.
>Angel: 6 am PDT
>Offical PR: 8am Pdt Steam+GoG
>Gog: 2pm PDT
Which fucking one is it? Why are these PR people so all over the place?

Explain.

Aradia was pretty heavily inspired by Miriam.

Years of shitposting and forced memes.

Iga self inserted boss, some chainwhip sword and something other shit.

Well in all fairness "some dude's cat because he paid us" is kind of a new low.

>implying the water sections of any game are good
It's always "instant death water pits with shit jumping out under your ass to knock you in" or making your controls suck until you get the designated ignore water item.

>or switch
God fucking no.

t. Switch backer

delet this

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>so if you really like a certain power you can buff it like crazy
oh shit

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tl;dr
Bloodstained was announced back in 2015
Some time later a Japanese indie developer decided to plagiarize Bloodstained's MC design for his own pornographic combat-heavy platformer
Since then an autist on Yea Forums (not a hyperbole; the guy is clearly disturbed) has been posting about the porn game on the Bloodstained threads non-stop.

Is there any issues beside 30 fps? that's not a problem for me

>uses the word plagiarize
>when miriam's design is already plagiarism

I've missed a few threads and wasn't sure if something had been decided already, either way looks like we're safe in the meantime

When will the torrent be going up?

Sounds like the gay fish guy from the Deadfire threads.

How is Curse of the Moon? The 3d art of Ritual looks absolutely horrid to me.

Nice homage, buddy.

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It's surprisingly good for a porn game, actually. A bit like Kurovadis.

surprisingly very well made

pre-load's are for people with glacially slow internet, the de-crypting often takes longer than just downloading it for anyone with first world internet.

cotm is a top tier homage to cv3 and very fun

It's fun if you like the old castlevania gameplay, mainly castlevania 3. Some of the paths are only accessible by certain characters so you have incentive to use them all and it really hurt when one of them dies and you can't use them.

720p docked and undocked and a fucking week late. SOMEBODY FUCKING SHARE THE GOG VERSION, CHRIST.

Great classicvania, but a bit easy.

Pirate hat but no eyepatch.

>720p docked and undocked
Sucks but not really a deal breaker for me

Yeah, collecting crystals increases base damage while the alchemical upgrades increase effectiveness of a certain aspect.

For example upgrading the giant rat turns it from just a temporary familiar into a cluster bomb that explodes from the inside out with about 8 smaller ratttos that then explode and deal damage. If you use alchemical upgrades on passive boost souls it normally grants an extra perk outside of base damage like the one that increases one-handed weapon damage then also increasing attack speed.

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Is Curse of the Moon a prequel, by the way? Does it have plot at all?

I'll buy it when I upgrade my pc

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yes and no but not in that order

Awesome, I'll give it a shot. Pretty hilarious when these small games end up being better than the full budget project i.e. Bionic Commando and Dark Void.

Can someone tell me the inputs for the special moves found so far?

Do bosses actually talk? Or is it walk into room. FIGHT!

Get out of here, Lin

Time to spend the whole game with Miriam transformed into lewd monsters.

Backers, check your Fangamer download codes page; my Steam key just arrived.

It's almost time, motherfuckers.

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best buy

There's a point when you HAVE to get a shard drop from an enemy that is in water if you want to be able to swim. The closest thing to a hint is that there's one quest to kill 5,but if you didn't get the drop then you'd prob be stuck exploring for a shard or rune, similar to old vania.

So you have to kill and get a drop almost unprompted, and then you can go underwater.

You control swimming with the right analogue stick and pushing your would away from where you point. Which controls badly, but throw in obsticles that are an ass to move around and also do a good chunk of damage. No thanks. It makes me want to drop like a full point from an other wise pretty damn good game

Why so many of you love to downgrade from PC to Nintendo's shitty tablet? I don't understand it.

so when will I be able to play it? as soon as it hits the 18th?

It's a spin-off, you retard. Not canon.

Metroidvanias are meant for portables.

a lot of people would rather spend $300 on a switch than ~$1000+ on a PC that requires maintenance, upgrading and DIY work.
it's more of laziness and ignorance than anything else. that being said i'm definitely getting this on PC.

/thread

So far from what I’ve seen the boss or one of the villains normally chat some shit against you before a fight.

What is she writing anons?

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thanks fren, It was there when I loaded up the page.

>but not in that order
nice reading comprehension dumbass

Nobody knows. There's different release times all over the place. All we know for sure is Steam and GoG do NOT have a midnight release or preload.

What game

So this game going to be good or what?

Oh, and collecting souls beyond the amount you need is no longer pointless since you can sell them for cash to buy the more expensive tokens for backer made weapons or whatever supplies you need from the store.

I checked and a news site said 8:00 AM PDT for steam.

Just because they milked the living fuck out of castlevania on GBA doesn't erase the fact that it was originally a home console game and best that way. Portablefags should be gassed.

an angry letter to the people who arent buying her game

>Where's my girlfriend?

I like hand helds I have always preferred them to consoles

Another person who works for the company said 6am PDT. GoG which is supposed to have release parity says 3pm EST tomorrow. It's all over the place.

>pretty every metroidvania castlevania has been on handhelds barring SotN

I keep hearing about this but where is the proof that it actually drops frames?

Kickstarter is awful.

Holy shit they changed the release time again. Steam and GoG is back to 6am PDT.

is there a certain amount of upgrades per run or can you max everything
i haven't really looked at the details

>and best that way
Nope, fuck off with your garbage taste.

I played some of it earlier today. Pretty fucking great and scratches the castlevania itch. I hear the switch version has some problems with crashes though.

I'm playing it on Xbone right now.

>t. zoomer that never played on a comfy crt
kys

>angel claims preload is 12 hours before release
>6am pdt
Ain't that less than 12 hours away?

But the dumb shit enemies are usually fun like zombie soldiers or skeletal waiters, not soulless crap like "my neighbors cat"

What is gog?

>want to support it

>but too stingy with money since I already got mario maker 2 (have a rule of only $60 a month for games)

Good god bros I hope it sells well. In the meantime I'm playing some old CV games.

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Not that user, but handheld games are the halfway point to mobile.
They're best suited for little time-wasters that you can play while you shit rather than anything you'd sink your teeth into.

What exactly is better about portable? Shitty speakers, shitty screen, shitty controls? Or is it the fact that you can play it in the back of your mom's minivan while she buys you tendies at McDonald's?

Cool I'm looking to scratch that same itch after finishing Hollow Knight last month. I'll be getting it on PC so I'm not worried.

If you mean a limited number of crystal upgrades in general then I don’t think so. I’ve been maxing everything I find as soon as I get it and the required materials.

Give me one reason to buy Bloodstained now instead of waiting for all 12 updates to be out

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i think preload is working now too.

>Or is it the fact that you can play it in the back of your mom's minivan while she buys you tendies at McDonald's?
Oddly specific, user. Care to share something with the rest of us?

sounds rad, thanks user

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I am 100% sure people are gonna mod her into the game.

more like semenstained

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Release time changed 3 times. What's going on?

Nope, not on pc at least. Even though the daily steam message says "Bloodstained: Pre-Load now!"

Some people (a lot of people) feel compulsion to get new games as soon as possible for some reason. If you aren't one of them, and you have other games you can play, it's better to wait.

>oddly specific
I think it's time for you to go back.

Hot

>waifu bullshit in the game for fucking loser virgin weebs

Not a fan of this.

>Miriam beat up one of the bunnies and stole her clothes

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Yes but WHEN? And who will do it?

more like shitstained

Have I made a huge mistake?

The Switch will be the best way to play, right?

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Then feel free to go back to whatever shitty site you crawled out of.

There's that projection again.

If you want to play on a bus or a train with everyone looking at you with pity, then sure.

What are you doing in Yea Forums?

It was kickstarted, so they already made their money, don't worry about it. Just buy it next month.

It's really fucking dumb the only retailer here in MURRICA that sells the physical copy with a steel bookcase is Best Buy and for some reason it is only available for the Switch despite earlier reports saying it is for any console. I had to bite the bullet and get Switch version and HOPE they fix the performance though I doubt it'll run at 60 like PS4.

Go to bed, you lame-o.

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You fucked up, it's a shit port with zero effort put in.

>muh switch

go ahead, you're going to wait a week while everyone is already playing it and beat it.

>Buying anything on switch that isn't exclusive to that system
I'm not gonna give you a hard time, but yes, I would consider that a mistake.

That system is carried by its exclusives, but its still the technically inferior platform.

Not for me, only available for Switch. I'll just pirate PC version if I can after buying it for steel bookcase on switch.

My thinking must have been that I could find a "free" copy for PC later.

Oh well. I'm a patient gamer.

preloading on steam is generally slower than simply installing the game on release

Im really glad one of the trio wasnt a scam.

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>lowest framerate
>lowest resolution
>no lewd mods
Like, I guess you can consider it better than Xbox or PS4, but I doubt it takes much to run so a laptop would still be just as portable.

>so they already made their money,

They burned through Kickstarter money YEARS ago. Kickstarter isn't free money. It just pays some of the dev costs.

They owe millions to the publisher still. if the game does not sell at least a million it'll be a big failure and Artplay will close down, and Iga will be forced to take whatever job he can.

so is the game good?

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im amazed this dude has any kind of following given how terrible his art is.

Shit in time
Pooka laylee
Mighty Crap 9

The black goo monsters on the ship don't pull her top down when they grab her.
0/10, getting a refund for my pirated copy

For the thrill of discovering new things about the game along with, if not before other people.

Other than that, just to support a budding franchise.

>so a laptop would still be just as portable.
You cand play a laptop in your hands like you can a switch

It's an 8/10 in places, some times a 9/10,but sadly it's a 5-6/10 in more places than its a 9.
If you like the igavania games, it'll be in your top 3

>Those enemy sound effects that are clearly modernized versions of SotN sounds like that hammy Phantom Knight death sound becoming the death sound of that knight with the drill sword
>That scrolling sky effect that’s taken directly from the beginning of SotN
>Have a specifically hidden pair of HP/MP up potions as a reward for people who try to do the old gate gltich from SotN
>Have the little attack animation buffer from SotN so you can attack faster if you short-hop

I know it’s a buzzword but this game really is oozing with soul.

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Sooner than later.
The game has no Denuvo, so it'll be cracked tomorrow.

Anxiously waiting for ROTN version of these enemies and the cat(?)girls.

Maybe the sidescrolling Yooka-Layle will be good, MGB redeemed MN9 to me.

isn't it physical gog, digital steam?

man that game was good, why did so many people hate it?

fug

I only played Castlevania 1 and 4 but good to know that its decent atleast
Will definitely buy it eventually

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This is what I anticipate. It won't top SotN but I think it'll be in the immediate vicinity of Aria/Dawn of Sorrow, arguably with as much or more replayability given we have two playable characters coming, boss rush, boss revenge, etc. As well as paid DLC (they've mentioned it on the Reddit.)

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>fug
Yeah, that's what I wanted. Hopefully mods give it to me. Will make the game even more replayable.

Soul.

NO FUCK OFF AND DIE.

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someone needs to make a mod that'll disable all the backer portraits and pets.

people hated it? all I hear about it is that it was really good/better than what people expected.

$60 is probably what I spent in games the last 3 years

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>why did so many people hate it?

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why?

>still no code
hurry up motherfuckers.

Autism.

is it out already?

>Rougelike Dungeon
slow in the brain here, is that still on the list of modes in the game?

You'll surely get it from some artist at the very least

If anyone else is playing on PS4 could you please check if you have the fourth drop in compendium for Blood Spiral Knight. They drop iron but I can't get the entry for that nor do I actually get the iron it drops. Very weird and annoying bug.

Must have gotten fucked up. I got my copy today at 1pm

I JUST WANT TO PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAA!!!

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I dont get the big deal portraits are a common enemy in castlevania games

Most of those will be coming out down the line because they opted to ship the main game complete rather than continue to delay the game even more to implement all 100 extra modes.

Sotn also has legacy tunes remixed into absolute bangers, as well as new tracks. Visuals are beautiful and the sprite work is more then godly, really benafits basically steeling and having so much more to work on after taking a lot from rondo of blood.

Sadly bloodstained dosent really have that as much, so despite it being tight to play and great fun, I can't see it bearing sotn. It's sequel could however

Yeah, they've confirmed no stretch goals have been dropped from development but not everything will be there at launch. Anything in the stretch goals will be a free update.

How's the music?

>bangers
Normalfags need to go

Not great but not awful.

Did the PlayStation version have any legacy tracks? I know the Saturn version did but I don't think any PlayStation tracks were from older games.

IF I DON;T GET TO PLAY RIGHT FUCKING NOW I'LL FUCK MYSELF WITH A TURN TABLE!

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backer portraits. those pictures with faces of sóyboys who paid to put their ugly mugs in that hang all over the castle.

It’s mostly okay and slightly better than just forgettable though there are a couple of excellent tracks scattered about.

Just replace the portrait JPGs with this.

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That's until 8:AM GMT

How come PS4 NA backers got fucked? I have to wait to tomorrow at 1PM to play. Why is it like this?

When it comes to indie titles, always pick PC. Way less red tape so things update faster.

Will I enjoy this game?

(internal screaming)

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as long as they don't look out of place, that being said these things are best kept to a backer room.

I got my copy today.

And you get to destroy them so the problem is?

GIVE ME THE SAUCE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

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Digital not physical

Everyone uses that term in my country.

never heard a single complaint about it

The one drawfag who's been singlehandedly pushing out art for all both games.

Any Xbox owners here want a code?

This slut's channel.

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Fuck yeah banana bomb

they're sending our emails with tracking info, if you haven't got it yet it means they haven't shipped it to yet

Please help. They're found in the entrance area and drop a very good weapon too.

Sorry but twitterniggers took your word

This game is ok so far no idea why it gets shit on so much.

We didn't get "fucked" per se. I think the only console that allows early morning releases for all games is Xbox. I had to wait until noon to play Cadence of Hyrule on Switch, and a lot of games release later than that on both Switch and PS4. It really is a very dumb system since there isn't a single gamer in existence who would rather get a game in the middle of the day rather than at midnight. It would be so much better if companies overshot their release dates by one day and released at midnight, just to trick gamers into thinking that they're getting a midnight release when in reality it could've been released at 3pm that day. The mid-day wait just feels so much worse.

Where the fuck is the preload?

where the fuck is the crack

NO PRELOAD.

GABE LIED.

PS4 does midnight releases though. I played countless digital games on midnight. My buddy didn't back this but preordered directly from the PSN store and he showed me that he has a countdown for the game going with a little more than an hour left.

I think whatever distribution method for codes might be manual and they can't do the midnight time for some reason.

Anyone else who backed the game and is getting a physical PS4 version only see "Label created, not yet in system" on the USPS tracking site? It's been like that since Wednesday. I'm hoping against all odds that they just haven't updated the system, but I have a feeling that someone dropped the ball really fucking hard.

Nvm found it ;)
It's on the vidyart booru.

How the fuck is that possible? Do you not have a job?

Why do you need a crack? The game is on GOG.

>This game is ok so far no idea why it gets shit on so much.

Ugly shit game for ugly shit niggers

how bad do the backer portraits look

50 bucks.... yeah, no, im poor so i prefer to save for a sales., plus the game is a little bit slow and i dont like the protagonist.

I bet Iga is having a nervous breakdown right now. This is make or break it for his career.

Fails, and he works middle management in mobile games that he hates until he dies. If it's a success, he gets to make more Metroidvania kino.

$33.19 on Fanatical

Realistic images in a stylized game.
Except for the ones that are literally waifu pictures like Saber.

say something nice to IGA

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Dumb. But there aren't that many. You can just ignore them.

Between the backer money and already being a top seller on Steam I'd wager he's made a good bit already.

I haven't been emailed any codes to redeem yet, does everyone else have theirs?

Your plagiarism inspired a good porn waifu.
I hope you make a sequel in 2d.

No
I have 4000 eurodollars but since I don't have any income I prefer not spending it

Kenichi Smith is a cool dude

they sent them out a week ago and they expired an hour ago

He is a businessman not a creator

Check your fangamer account. I didn't have an email yet but the code was ready.

IGA

Im
Gay
Asshole

He's a big guy.

His autistic way of dressing himself has never made me feel inadequate.

>living off of mere thousands for literally years
Get a job bro

If I pull that hat off, will he die?

I didn't get an e-mail but my code was on my backer page. Check your e-mail for your confirmation/receipt from Fangamer and it should have a link to your backer page.

I got my copy in the mail today.

I've beaten it like 6 times now. Each time I learned something new
Short and sweet while also replayable

And yet the best one was on a console.

Thank you for not being a fucking con man

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Yeah sorry, I wasn't saying that Switch and PS4 NEVER have midnight releases, they do, but it's not that common when you consider how many games are released every week that don't receive midnight releases. As for Bloodstained being a midnight release, my guess is that the clock is going to hit 0 and then add an extra 12 hours or so (it's happened before). If not, then yes we got screwed over and you have every right to be pissed off about them not shipping codes out sooner, in which case I feel your pain.

They burned through kickstarter money years ago. They confirmed this on the forums (which is why they stopped giving out refunds). This is all publisher money.

505 Games sunk an unknown amount, probably millions, into the game. It wouldn't suprise me that the game may need sales of nearly 1 million to make a profit. It all depends on how much money was spent on it.

Given how bumpy development was, how they brought in multiple devs, and how long it was, it feels to be millions.

This is make or break for Iga. This is the most risky thing he's ever done, and it's had so many bumpy roads.

Can you guys say what region you are from? If its Europe that is expected. NA anons aren't getting the code.

I'm NA. It might also depend on your platform.

I'm in NA and had my steam code there wihtout a backer email.

Portrait of Ruin was only on DS.

Alright, Shovel Knight's pissing me off.

I've been happy with every single thing I've seen about this game since it's announcement. I was even cool with the lighting, when everyone was losing their shit. Bit when people reach a stretch goal for "3 playable characters" in a spiritual successor to Castlevania, #3 should not be fucking Shovel Knight.

We could have had Gebel, Alfred, Dominique, OD, some random-ass weak enemy, or even goddamn Anne. I would have been infinitely happier than this shit.

I don't really understand how Kickstarter's been around for so long now, some of these developers have been in the industry for decades and yet even then every kickstarted game seems to run out of money before the game is even close to finished. It's gotten to the point where it's like, you think you can make this game with $500,000? triple that just to be safe, and if there's money left over then you can either give then backers/fans tons of extra love or put it towards your next project. Why cut it so fucking close and screw yourself?

so it seems like for NA PS4 is the cuck platform

same for Switch

Since when was OoE on a console?

No seriously, will I like this game?

it's not shovel knight

wait shovel knight is the third playable character? you're not fucking with me are you?

I haven't gotten a shipping email or a key, and in fact a couple hours ago the backer page deleted the entries for my E3 demo version keys. Now there's nothing there but the CotM one.

You can't play a video game on a fucking handheld

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Don't forget the part where they had to change the studio they were working with two years into development.

Anyone know when PS4 backers are supposed to get the dynamic theme codes? I know they said they were going to be giving them to all backers, digital and physical.

youtube.com/watch?v=R9Fp0D7ClDw

It never was.

Circle of the Moon isn't on console.

It's not. Theres an armor that turns you into him though.

Sony stopped giving a fuck about customer satisfaction as soon as they came out on top during the console war. We really need Xbox and Nintendo (but mainly Xbox because they're a direct hardware competitor) to just demolish Sony somehow next gen so that they start trying again. At the moment it's just "eh, we'll what we feel like when we feel like" and it's so fucking annoying.

youtu.be/2KQUI9SrXXI

Since Wayforward helped it'd be nice if they put Shantae's hairstyle or some other nod in.

Seems accurate in the Ars Goetia standars, since is what many of the demonic creatures were taken from.

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Discord admin said not to expect it until after release, since they have a lot on their plates right now.

based and Lynchpilled

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Wrong.

Exactly, handhelds always win, baby.

hair whip weapon

They fired Inti-Creates. Then hired Dico and Monobit. Then hired Wayforward as well. Huge clusterfuck of devs.

Plus those backer rewards liely cost so much.

Curse of the Moon sold a few hundred thousand which is pretty good. Not sure who got to keep the money, likely split between Artplay and Inti.

Yes, but my switch copy is gonna take a bit. But just in time for my Birthday.

I wonder if this is still in the game.

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The IP is Artplay's. And since IntiCreates got fired from the main project I doubt they get anything more than a salary, not a cut of the profits.

>They fired Inti-Creates. Then hired Dico and Monobit. Then hired Wayforward as well.
they say why?

Well none of that has anything to do with Kickstarter itself. It's just a promotional platform. The fact that devs are retarded and don't realize that the "unfair" demands placed on them by publishers only exist so that the game can actually happen and maybe be slightly profitable.

In all seriousness I don't mean to suggest that there are shitty publishers out there and sometimes devs are really treated unfairly, but it's not a stretch to say that creative individuals need to be reigned in from time to time so their vision can meet reality. The problem with Kickstarter is you end up with all these art major retards with billion dollar ideas that don't know the value of a single dollar. I think Iga went into this somewhere inbetween the two extremes and the development went really shitty because of some incompetent people underneath him.

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it's not horrifying either

Maximum comfyvania.

Why did they waste their time with an online mode? It will be dead within a week.

A lack of good animation keyframes are all that I can really see wrong with your new game.

You have a point, I'll try to keep it in mind as I play to make the experience more enjoyable.

Inti are shit at 3D games so they brought on Dico to do the brunt of the work. Wayforward were brought on towards the end to help with graphics and animations.

I realize Kickstarter doesn't actually do anything in terms of development, but I meant that because the platform's been around a while and so many games have lived and died by it, you'd think that people would start to see what works and what doesn't on top of the experience that they should already have as devs and publishers. It just seems like every single Kickstarter is cutting it so close despite there being tons of stats from previous games.

Exactly, finally someone with a fucking brain.

The biggest hurdle in the beginning seems to be that IntiCreates really doesn't know shit about working with Unreal Engine. They were likely hired early on before the engine choice was settled on, and at recommendation from Ben Judd and Inafune.

As it is after their work on Curse of the Moon and its strong reception I'm willing to bet they're still going to be involved with the series after this just not the Metroidvania entries.

I only go to the boat, castle entrance, garden and water/cave areas but they all have pretty good music.

that's funny considering wayforward can't do shit with 3D either

>shovel knight
>realistic basedboy portraits
>le cat of d00m
>shameless waifubait

Yikes and insta-dropped

>I wasn't in the room when they chose the shader.
>Then where were you?
>In the toilet.

They're mediocre when it comes to 3D work but definitely not as bad as Inti.

>recommendation from Ben Judd
That man is the reverse King Midas, holy shit.

What do you expect ? No matter how much money they get and backers willing to put extra, they never really stay in their scope range. To the point it hurt the development, not to mention their rewards for high tier of backers.

>shovel knight

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>17 bucks in tacoland

Unlock when?

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Inti has experience with UE at least (Galgun), but they don't know how to use its more advanced features which seems to be the main reason they were replaced
>at recommendation from Ben Judd and Inafune
Nobody with a functioning brain would listen to those con artists

>t. guy who got stuck on Specter Knight

>Wii U/VIta port
Heh

Finally got my code. Can't preload though? I guess it doesn't matter that much.

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God damn when you buy a car you must be paying like a million taco dollars

The new Yooka-Layle it's more like an actual DK Country than DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze together.

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>Ben Judd
I keep seeing him involved in failures. He just isn't cut for the job.

Judd is a moron extra-ordinaire. He and Inafune were ran out of Capcom because of the Bionic Commando 2009 boondoggle. Biggest bomb in Capom history, and no one else at Capcom wanted the game, or the outsourcing, other than those two.

I do suspect Judd was the one who insisted on Unreal Engine. Whoever did, that's the key element that screwed up development. Remember, Unreal was touted because it would "speed up development" and for ease of porting.

But you can't give a dev team a new engine they're unfamilliar with. You have to spend time training them. It would have made more sense to just let them use their own engines they know how to use. Inti made some 3D games for the PSP and 3DS. That would have been ideal for MN9 and BS.

>t. reyze

>shameless waifubait
user, you know you love this shit.

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If you are legitimately broke, you should be socking away dosh into your savings not managing your money like a retard and blowing it on something that brings you transient joy as vidya. A week from now you'll be just as broke, probably bored of the game, and wishing you had $40. The game will still be around next week, next month, next year. Stop fucking around and wait until you can afford and enjoy luxuries bud.

back then inafune still had credibility desu

Ben Judd is a moron, and he only got to his position by having sex with Inafune (I'm not joking, they're both secret homo-fags).

Can anyone tell me why I can't pre load the damn game? It's saying I need to buy it at the same time as saying it's in my library.

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And here I thought Inafune was straight. He is married and has children.

Handhelds are always inferior. Emulating the GBA and DS games are the superior way to play them.

>demon secretary miriam
Now I want it. COuld even make her hair red like tohou.

No... I don't want to hurt kitty.

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Where do I go after killing Valac?

Literally who?

Y'know what? Nevermind. Pretty much zero percent chance that a onions spammer is going to say something worthwhile.

because it's funny
bunny must die tier

It's a tight rope that devs have to walk when going the crowdfunded route. If they ask for a realistic amount of money your normalfag will reel away and mock them for being greedy. On the other hand if they lower their estimate the average layman sees a better chance at actually seeing a product after their investment and is more willing to throw money away, not understanding that the product itself is a pipedream at that projected cost. The reality is that a publisher with a board of homeowners, parents, investors, and taxpayers, has a better chance of funding a worthwhile project than a bunch of 18 year old's with $20 to spare. For all the Tortanics and Andromeda's out there, there are far more financially stable franchises put out by major publishers than kickstarters and there is a very good reason for that.

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Gabe the fat fuck is holding it back. You need to pleasure him first.

>forgot to change my order from Switch to Steam
>Switch version launches on the 25th, 3 days before Shadowbringers early access
Fuck that, guess i'm dropping 35 bucks on the Steam game and giving my physical copy to a friend or something

Not clear, but everyone's having the same issue.

waifubait in castlevanias are supposed to be classy and subtle, example: Shanoa

Can't you just switch your order now?

I mean, its not like they've redeemed your switch version yet.
Or was there a deadline for that?

Ben Judd was Iga's agent at the time. And Inafune-san's.

In Glorious Nippon you get married and they don't look kindly to homosexuals.

ok reyze

You sure?

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Deadline for changing your platform was March 18th I believe. Or May 18th. Either way it's too late.

I rest my case.

>In the room used for experiments, look for the small monster that darts through narrow spaces
What the fuck does this mean?

>Deadline for changing your platform was March 18th I believe. Or May 18th. Either way it's too late.

see

You mean you reyze your case

Alucard’s mom looks like THAT?

Handheld version is always the best version, I'm gonna pirate this for switch even though I backed it for PC.

That's what im talking about classy, looks natural. Not a forced cute anime catgirl/bunny UWU :3

Shovel Knight playable as armor like Axe Knight in prior Castlevanias. He's not the the third character.

So. Where's the digital download code for the strategy guide or whatever. I remember that being a thing.

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Right, you can't change the platform anymore.
Oh well, 30 bucks down the drain for my inattentiveness. It's hard to believe the game's coming out tomorrow; it's been 4 damn years.

She looks like a whore. How is that classy?

Nintendo tax doesn't exi-

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And that's not even talking about how they over promise everytime. I mean look at this shit here:
>Classic Mode
>Wii U port
>Vita port
>TWO online modes
>Prequel mini-game for literally every console on the market
>Roguelike dungeon
>Boss Revenge mode
Like, what? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea, especially with TWO fucking online modes that nobody is going to play after the first week? And
>implying porting an engine AND porting the game made on it was something feasible to do
Whoever made this has no idea whatsoever on how difficult and time consuming this kind of work is.

now you wait for bloodstained 2

check the price on GOG, you might be able to get it cheaper

>all these people using gypsy currency

My suspicion is that they didn't think they would get that much money.

Another, they plan to use the earnings of the sales on launch to finish off the rest of the missing features and not end up with MN9 who didn't deliver even half the shit they promised.

>Whoever made this has no idea whatsoever on how difficult and time consuming this kind of work is.

And that man's name is Ben Judd, brainchild of the MN9 and Bloodstianed kickstarters.

>Update the promised ports from old systems to new systems
>NES-tier prequel games that can be shat out very easily
>"Roguelike mode" that's just the same game, but with permadeath. Anything beyond that is gravy
>"Boss revenge" was literally the final stretch goal and still only requires a few tweaks to the bosses, and maybe ONE new attack per.

Promising online modes is the only real problem, but then hey, nobody fulfills all the stretch goal promises, do they?

>and not end up with MN9 who didn't deliver even half the shit they promised.

Red Ash is happening any day user!

The most depressing thing about MN9 is that Inafune could have left the entire project to Inti Creates and slapped his name in the credits and things would have turned out a million times better. It was that simple and he fucked up.

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Wondering how many demons could be summoned.
I remember seeing a litte Buer familiar on an early gameplay.

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I feel like some of these backer mangers get way too lost in the hype and need to be taken down a notch.

she's depicted in a victorianesque artstyle, not in a blatant kawai uwu type.

try comparing cassic european nude art with modern ecchi anime.

close, around 300,000, just bought one a few months back and it hurts but its needed

user, they had to do 30fps for the Switch version. You think they could have handled the WiiU?

10fps?

Inafune didn't just want a small game, he wanted a multi-media empire. You can read between the lines, and see that he likely thought the MM series is more profitable than Capcom thought, and he wanted to do all these spin-offs and merchandise, but Capcom wasn't interested. As soon as he's solo, he wants to make Hollywood films and tv shows for his MM clone game.

Damn she gives an entirely new meaning to the term "cameltoe"

taco coins

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Inti creates is a shitty company that creates the most mediocre games, I'm glad that we got this piece of garbage over the unplayable mess it could have been had IC got free range

has ben judd ever done anything good besides convince capcom to make bionic commando rearmed, which was cancelled out a thousand times over by also convincing them to make that terrible 3d game

really trying to make a media empire from step 1 is the big mistake, mascot characters were always a throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks thing, for every mega man or mario, there's like 30 motherfucking bubsys

>bionic commando rearmed
That was a good game although the color design and bright lights was really retarded

Ironically the biggest media empires always start from the most humble beginnings. Spongebob, Powerpuff Girls, Mario, Pokemon, and so on.

He was mildly competent as a translator. Does that count?

Is this weapon description glitched or is it code for something? Translating the hex just gives gibberish text. Thought it might be intentional because the weapon is literally a lightsaber.

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Yeaaaah, sure.

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Uh, he was a decent translator, which is where he should have stayed. he also was the original English voice of Phoenix Wright, the famous "Objection!" is his voice. and he did some vairous unnamed God-hand enemies, so likely one of those famous "You're not Alexandder" type calls may be him.

Everything else since becoming a producer and going solo is just failure after failure.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Judd

oh god no i just looked at his wiki entry and he was responsible for scalebound as well
does this guy have some kind of curse aura