See you all online on Friday

I mean, if you're going online, you probably want to be docked with a wired connection. Switch's wireless online is PS3 levels of awful.

m8 your character will be in a grand prix chillax

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No version is 60fps you mong.

All are capped at 30.

Default karts are tied to characters user

Yes.

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>baby crash and spyro are in the game before n brio
what did beenox mean by this you think

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They changed some of the epilogue.
>Coco started a streaming service
>Dingodile became a fireman instead of the whole hybrid thing
>Moe is mentioned in Joe's
>Tropy now travels to the future instead of the past
>no Trophy Girls

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Game's leaked
youtube.com/watch?v=gq_65cg4SZI

youtube.com/watch?v=cKKLrsdquaE

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I'm sorry user...

Looks like we lost crashbros...

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I was trying to be subtle, dude

The credits are the same style as the original but Beenox rewrote some of them. Coco's dating service is now Coco's video game streaming service. Ripper Roo being elected governor became Ripper Roo working at an amusement park. Joe doesn't get arrested and his ending references Moe instead. N. Tropy's ending says he meets a guy in a red coat with the sweetest kicks you've ever seen instead of a rainforest. Dingodile becomes a firefighter instead of opening the breeding program.

Fake Crash and Penta's beta endings aren't used nor are the trophy girl's.

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Hey Op, there's actually and early stream going on RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

piczel.tv/watch/notctr

He's just completed the game (the Credits HAVE changed - just the text on some entries, but they are 85% the same) and is doing CTR and relic races. MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE VIDEO'S AUDIO SLIDER - IT STARTS AT 0 GET THE FUCK IN HERE

I know, I was making a shitty joke about the game's economy

I think HE is in

NO BRIO
WE RIOT

Ha, all those 90's pop culture references tweaked to be 2010's pop culture references.

>people saying that n. tropy's ending is a reference to dante

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stop

The trophy girls weren't in the epilog until you beat the game 101%

no trophy girls in the credits

>Pit Stop works just like Fortnite
>Gem Cups won't give you new cgaracters
>Brio, Moe, Koala Kong and Emperor Velo are dead
>Always online to get Wumpa coins
Thread theme:
youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
The game will probably still be great but fuck me what a dissapointment

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>Pitstop is a time changing gacha store

I figured itd be a bunch of unlocks you can buy, not something that's random.

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everything just depends on how many wumpa coins you get for a race.

The ninjas got him.

Our boy Brio's gonna get his own Grand Prix featuring his home track

RIP stream.

Post and rate lads

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Roo's no longer a state govener. Something about designing attraction rides and getting fired since they we're all to test his pain threshold.

kek

>the chat took a good 20 minutes to realize who marty mcfly was
fucking children

>gem cups just unlock skins
>Pit stop full of crazy expensive customisation
>Uka Uka sounds like shit
>Hyper Spaceway cuts entire anti grav section instead of redoing it

Really killing my hype tbqh

It's based Dante you retard

CANNOLI

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But he went forward in time.

Lost what exactly... This was confirmed months ago.

seems to me like the only way they could finagle getting the trophy girls in at all is if they were post launch content as racers and having them not present in the base game

dead already lol

that better just be a "daily sale" sort of thing, and I could still access the full list and buy whatever I want whenever I want

>pit stop is like fortnite
This fucking crushed me

>Changing Roo's ending
Who allowed this I'll kill em

>Ripper Roo designed horribly unsafe rides just to test how much pain he could take.

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>coco becomes an eceleb
Fuck.

>Life preserver is a "red jacket"
No wonder

>Fake Crashchad

You neogros don't deserve the glory of Zam

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why is the stripe gone off of uka uka again?

The absolute madman

When they say video game streaming service they mean like Stadia.

It even mentions her companies in red.

No

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Y'all niggas need to relax - Brio, Kong, etc. are coming in one of those grand prix packs, you all know it.

Post a screen that says you gotta pay for those coins, I dare you.

Why, he's got 8500 coins already, and barely did anything? Unlocking a ton of stuff won't be that bad, hell, it worked just fine for Kart.

Anyone got a clip of the remade CTR intro with the letters hitting Crash?

This. No stripe, no buy

I can't believe Rilla Roo just got unpersonned.

The Dingodile epilogue change is interesting since people have speculated that's where Eurocom got the idea for Rilla Roo (though the Japanese version of Crash Bash makes it official that Brio created him).

What happened in that asshole's stream in the end? The one who kept losing. Did we ever actually see any unseen content?

Someone just fucking upload the races we haven't seen yet dammit, it's all right there in arcade mode

>panicking about skins being expensive

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is there any switch splitscreen footage yet?

They should do a forest themed stage based on jungle rollers/hog wild/native fortress to reintroduced the crash 1 characters

I'm panicking about them not being accessible whatsoever
Enjoy your quarter of a game

>wtf i cant poopsock unlocks??? NOOOO

So, until Tawna and the girls are added on July 3rd, the menu scrolls drown to a 6th row featuring Zem and only Zem. Absolutely boostalicious.

Brio is dead forever.

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>guys stream overloaded piczel
absolute state

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Oxide and Crash, good lad. But...
>Not liking Tawna tits

That doesn't seem expensive if you get coins by playing the game normally and at a good rate. I want that General Tiny avatar.

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Have sex

Recorded the credits from the stream. Missed Crash and Cortex at the beginning.

a.cockfile.com/QuGzFx_2019-06-1719-12-35.mp4

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when did the servers go up?

I got no problem with this. I just hope that after you buy something it's gone for good and they don't rotate out stuff you've already got. That would just be annoying.

pre-patch mate

Is the multiplayer cross-plat?

God he looks so much better without those awful fur shaders

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Is there cross play?

>firefighter Dingodile
SOULLESS

PC you mong

FIREFIGHTER YEARLY CALENDAR

I'm not a fan of the new Dingodile victory animation.

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picarto.tv/notctr notctr new link

tawna is gross dude, she has a gross ass furfag rat snout

Is the regular PS4 version 60FPS?

>Dingodile on a Fireman calendar
sexy

Well we have to sell something to get something like this. No trade is made without concessions.

I wish that was my dick. I'm not even joking.

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no

got any femdom?

Eh that's fine. Incentives to keep playing every day. Smash Bros did the same thing and it didn't take that long to get everything.

GIVE ME TROPHY

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Wow, you only win 21 races to get Oxide

Yellow gem

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> tfw wanted to play CTR in bed
> sister moving to spurdo land with the switch
Guess I’m play on the ps4 then

I could understand you panicking over characters not being accessible, but getting worked up over something as insignificant as cosmetics is just retarded

How dare you diss the coot snoot

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Fake Crash should have required all 5 gems then, now it's just inconsistent.

They had already fixed it at some point though?

Blue gem

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Do all the unlocks say how to get them? That's useful.

So I guess each gem unlocks a costume for a boss of the original CTR

Lackluster. Should have at least had to 100% the game

Green gem

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Yes. It's just Adventure Mode stuff though.
Oxide's hovercraft needs 100% completion.

Are these gone forever for people who buy the game late?

what the fuck is that render level

yeah the original is much better

"You're slower than a Bermuda triangle"
What did Oxide mean by that?

Purple gem unlocks fake crash, a kart color, and a fake crash sticker.

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Switch version

People still getting masks in 1st place. This wasn't possible in the original.

Characters are cosmetics

>no alt skin for papu
feelsbadman

Beat it 100 percent before, trophy girls are still in it, just without confetti

There's a special kart skin for getting all sapphire, gold, platinum relics.

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No. So far I haven't found any femdom Ami stuff and I'm not the commissioning type.
I did request this from one of the previous threads.
imgur.com/2xB84lb

> no anti grav section
What? Why

People might use this skin just to play as Shrek Papu
poor dude doesn't get any legendary skins tho

Making anything not accessible is unacceptable.

Is the bottom row really just Zem?

Maybe one will come in a Grand Prix someday.

thank you for this basedman
are all the nitro kart characters pit stop only?

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP

This will be the paint job all the online tryhards pick

Nice

Are you sure? I've been getting them in second place all last week so when I heard about first place getting masks it didn't sound too farfetched.

yes.

Until July when you can unlock Tawna and the Trophy Girls.

>(The rating boards are watching us)

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fuck yeah
Gonna show the lads online that I mean business

hyper spaceway having a huge section cut is so sad. they could've completely invented whatever they wanted there and it could've been something awesome. now hyper spaceway is B- tier

trophy machine broke

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None of the CNK tracks have anti grav sections since they'd have to change the physics and everything for it, so most of the tracks just have the anti grav sections changed to normal sections.

>no Legendary skin
I wonder if Krunk was originally going to be a Papu skin before they decided to add the CNK bosses as actual characters, then they forgot to go back and give Papu a new skin.

For now, there'll be more characters in a week

yes

Here's a stretch, what if they changed it completely into this instead?

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Again, user. This has no day one patch installed. Expect to see some fucky shit.

>they kept the mask icon error with Penta
kek

Any streams going on?

Happens in here during Tiger Temple youtube.com/watch?v=cKKLrsdquaE
In the original all powerups were still possible in 2nd but not in 1st. I don't think this is a bad addition though, 1st should have means to protect themselves else you might as well just play MK

YOOOOO

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>don't worry about broken mechanics because the devs can patch it

Didn't fake crash have the opposite effect? Aku icon with uka activated?

Are we sure this isn't just part of the store and not the entire store?
Where is this picture from anyway?

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>Dingodile became a fireman instead of the whole hybrid thing
A fireman or a "fireman?"

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The most disappointing thing is that now Hyper Spaceway is mostly straight and rather simple.

Streamer is doing the Red Gem Cup right now on Picarto

Use dingodile and tiny more

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No, we should expect a finished game. I'm not going to tolerate or defend games broken on release.

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Honestly, most of my problems so far have been minor and massively overshadowed by the good, but Otto Uka is fucking dreadful. How did that get past quality control?

Have we actually seen Hyper Spaceway in full? People keep talking about the cut section but where's the footage

soul

firemen starting the fires they fight is a fairly common writing trope and conspiracy theory yes.

Well 1st was still able to get shields and other items that can block missiles at least.

>In-game shop has rotating daily deals in order to encourage FOMO
Are you homos still gonna pretend your 20 year old game isn't gonna have cancerous microtransactions? Or let me guess, you're gonna go full Stockholm and say this is actually a good thing and how this is perfectly acceptable in fully priced games

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It was streamed in full, the blue anti-gravity lane section was not replaced with anything else, just cut.

>This has no day one patch installed.
So? They should've covered this before they sent the game out.

Not happening.

Give it to me straight... for thos who got it early how big is the data install for switch theres no way they fit the whole game a 8gb card

it's the disappointing but the game is still great

So how are you going to feel when this games sells extremely well? Are you going to continue wasting your time being mad at people having fun?

~6.5gb

Fucking nice man

If i am to make a request i would like

Liz pegging a Lab Assistant with a strap-on dildo if any drawfriends are into that

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how tf is he gonna race with no kart

>the blue anti-gravity lane section was cut
what's even the fucking point then. migtht as well have dedicated those resources into mtx skins

I aint supporting it, if I can get the coins in game and it's not a piss take I'll just tolerate it.
Either way there's no way they're getting a penny from be beyond the cost of the base game.

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>tfw crashfags only get 30fps trash
>they cope with furshit porn

LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH

You are way too late to start complaining about day 1 patches in video games

A mask glitch doesn't really make the entire game 'unfinished' does it retard

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user don't do this. I don't care how hyped you are for CTRNF, we still shouldn't go "but they'll patch it." We don't tolerate it when people like Bethesda do it, so we shouldn't be giving Beenox excuses either.

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he works out

I've heard that the switch port looks like ass undocked, but otherwise, I have faith.
That is, if Brio is in.

Ah ok thought ill be worse.

>30fps
>B-BUT ITS TOTALLY FINISHED

imagine someone actively sitting in this thread just laughing to themselves because people are talking about a game and sharing furry art

>the blizzard bluff fence shortcut was left in
based

Is it worth pre-ordering or getting the nitrous oxide edition?

Also how does one get wumpa coins? i dont wanna go through the hassle of playing online for some fucking cuck currency

Sorry user....but....He didn't make it

BLIZZARD BLUFF FENCE JUMP IS IN
BLIZZARD BLUFF FENCE JUMP IS IN
BLIZZARD BLUFF FENCE JUMP IS IN
BLIZZARD BLUFF FENCE JUMP IS IN

Brio is officially out

As long as there are games that don't need patches being released then I'm not too late.

Apparently the credits specifically say firefighter with water hose. So that's disappointing.

>defending furshitters
based

>Streamer gets caught on the blizzard bluff shortcut fence multiple times

biggest misplay so far

So is Isabella supposed to be Tawna's hotter sister.

Of course he is, misery is all he has.

>sells extremely well
by what, kart racing standards? those are fucking low, hence why activision is gonna milk this bitch for all it's worth with microtransactions. they themselves know this is not gonna be a heavy hitter

Has anyone tried this in Yuzu? Obviously wouldn't be playable but curious to see how far the game gets.

At least it ain't microtransactions.

user are you fucking blind This leaker got 8500 FUCKING COINS just from playing Adventure Mode for a bit and it is enough to purchase two skins. Look with your eyes.

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What are you gonna do?

He pulled it off once at least.

We talked about this a few threads ago.
Screwing over people who may buy the game after online support ends is a always shitty thing.

That wasn't the easiest to pull off consistently even in the original, this guy is good

>Characters are in a daily rotation microtransaction store
>If you miss a character, you have to wait a month for it to be back in the store
>Either you grind heavily for coins or spend real money
Pure cancer.

I saw it but I didn't know how many races they did to get that, I was under the assumption that maybe they beat the whole adventure mode or something.
If that's not the case then I'm pleased

>Complete an entire cup
>PINK RIPPER ROO

steamer is now doing time trials

>people start responding to the shitposter
>the same shit happens just like the last couple threads
>absolutely nothing of value is accomplished

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Fence shortcut? You mean the river jump? Because that's an intentional shortcut

where did this pic even come from? all the leaks i've seen are the switch version,while this is ps4. and the online servers aren't even up yet

>Post a screenshot that says you can pay for coin
It's an Activision game, stupid. Their modus operandi is to quite literally stagger microtransactions a week+ into release so it doesn't taint first impressions and reviews.

I'm personally not mad if you're not bothered by this, but it doesn't excuse actual ignorance, user.

I refuse to believe Big Velo isn't an unlockable for a number of reasons
1)Why call small Velo "Real Velo" when he was just only Velo in Nitro Kart?
2)He is the only playable Nitro Kart character that isn't there. He was playable in the GBA version just like the rest of the bosses and Spyro
3)The Boss Bike is the only Nitro Kart vehicle not confirmed to be in despite them saying all of the karts of CNK would be in, they are clearly saving it for him
4) When the Beenox PR guy got asked "if there is a Real Velo then there is a Fake Velo?" the guy just said "Can't say". That's suspicious enough.
5)Zem would definetly not be alone in a row. Any graphic designer would not accept that so he at least has to have someone else besides him and Emperor Velo fits in with the Real Velo/Zam/Zem succesion
6)He would be the 27th character in the roster nad his full title is Emperor Velo the 27th. Beenox has already done some autistic thing like the dragon being from Crash 4 so I wouldn't put a nod like this past them
7)The model of his face is already done, since it shows up in Hyper Spaceway. It wouldn't be that farfetched to assume that they could also model his body and put him in a kart

He just has to be somewhere, I know it. Maybe he is the reward for beating all of Oxide's ghosts or something like that. Maybe there are Velo ghosts in the CNK tracks.

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The new one is straight soulless. Look at that glorious squish'n'stretch as he fires off his flamethrower. I always loved the cartoony way you can see the whole thing pulse just before it shoots and the mad recoil when it does.

The adventure mode likely gives you a lot more coins than online play. Once you've fully completed adventure mode, you have to slowly grind online.

Bitch and ruin things for others as much as he can.

Crack open a beer and consider having a wank? You?

>forest
The Pacific doesn't have forests. It has jungle, or as we call it in kiwiland, bush.

Nah the trophy girls are unrelated to anything. They where created by Brio because he got horny one day.

don't worry he's going to be in a grand prix along with the classic zam recolor skin and the hover kart

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So you have zero proof for your claims. As of now, and all proof is that you earn coins by playing the game, and that's that.

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does anyone have the chart showing what stats group each character is in?

N. Gin Labs is straight perfect lads
>that remixed theme
>the blue boost tunnel
>you can now sustain USF around the entire track

Where the bandicoot titties at

no, hopping the fence after the river shortcut

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Finally someone with SENSE

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>N. TROPHY OPENED

HERE WE GO LADS

>have to go back into the menu to turn his ghost on

ffffff

is this loss

They're known for adding microtransactions post-launch to trick people into thinking it won't have microtransactions.

Diden't Beenox confirm that there would be no microtransaction? or was that only a dream?

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Any other game Activision has made that contains an in-game shop and tacked on currency. You're not winning anything by acting blatantly ignorant and trusting one the scummiest publishers in the industry

Where are your examples you conjecture-spewing yahoo

Play some ps1 games on my vita.

They said there's currently no microtransactions. They'll add microtransactions after everyone has bought it.

Crash wrongly convinced me that even a retarded, ugly manlet like myself could score a hot blonde bimbo with stonking great tits. I'm going to fucking sue Jason Rubin.

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Microtransactions already deconfirmed in a dev interview.

This is the sad true, is a bad habit of nowadays publishers, I hope it doesn't happen in this game, but the posibility is still there, I think that's what making some people anxious.

Not that user: activision.com/games?i=1;q=*;sort=release-date

You got bamboozled son.

These new USF mechanics are gonna take some adjusting to.

Black Ops 4

>there are stars next to the tracks to let you know which ghost you've beaten

Alright. Streamer is racing Oxide's ghost in N.Gin Labs

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The magic word was "at the time", technically if they add microtrans after the game launches what they said "at the time" was not a lie.
Still I want to believe in then, Beenox has done an amazing work so far in general, if at the end of the day we see the ugly dog of microtrans is problably due to the Activision influence.

>N. Tropy's ending says he meets a guy in a red coat with the sweetest kicks you've ever seen instead of a rainforest
based

I'm not defending anything, I'm simply not shitting on a game for something that has yet to happen.

So what are the chances of them adding Brio Moe and Kong in a grand prix?

It has a daily rotating shop and an internet connection is needed to get unlocks. Can't get more obvious than that.

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Fairly high in all honesty. When that Grand Prix will be though is another matter.

Brio, Moe, Kong, and Lab Assistant Grand Prix fucking when??

? This seems fake

STREAM?

They changed up all the CNK cups.

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high

but when is the question, since a TTR Grand Prix was also confirmed

Is oxide easier now or is this player just too good?

>Microtransactions already deconfirmed in a dev interview
That means fuck-all in this era. Way too many developers lie about their products. The best thing is that even in that interview you're referring to is that they blatantly tried to weasel out what they considered a microtransaction.

And by beenox's own moronic definition of what a microtransaction is, they're perfectly right. You cannot actually buy skins directly for money.............You however can buy the coins that allow you to do so, which we all know is totally different.

I'm sorry, but fighting the idea that there isn't gonna be micros in a game that locks its PREMIUM currency behind DRM is an uphill battle to say the least. In an Activision game.

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>there are stars next to the tracks to let you know which ghost you've beaten
This was in the original too
These times are pretty slow considering the constant USF, even with the mistakes. The game doesn't look that slow though. So are the tracks just bigger?

Imagine.

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So no CNK tracks in adventure mode?

If the game sells well I hope that activision actually lets them keep making Gps and eventually ad every major character from the series

believe whatever you want to believe buddy

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that Penta gameplay did not look like a Speed Class at all

thunderstruck looks kino

An internet connection is needed to play the only thing you should be getting the remake for to begin with.

Online play.

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why does tiny get TWO stages

Oxide was always this easy if you were as good as this guy. On most tracks it's all about boost management and being able to make certain shorcuts.

You're unironically being a shill in this regard and being ignorant of history

nope.

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Trophie girls
>2 slow
>0 medium
>1 acceleration
>1 fast
This bothers the fuck out of me more than it should

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You know, how the total character number (26) makes me think that they got cut, to create more Grand Prix chances, or maybe they tried but didn't make it in time, 26 characters is a weird number for the final release.

>13 tracks
>3 cups
Wonder which track got the boot.

>two trophy girls in slow
>none in medium
Oh wow, that sucks

I'm semi out of the loop.

Do CNK tracks have the CNK weapons as well?

link stream?

thankies

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Fuck, they really went to town with the super turbo pads in this. Are there any races you CAN'T get USF on?

fuck yes

wheres the music uploads lads?

picarto

Megumi isn't slow! She's just not, like, super-smart!

clockwork wumpa

Everyone knows that anecdotes and conjecture count as hard evidence these days

No. Also no triple boxes or anti grav.

You need an internet connection to get unlocks too. They can't make money if you unlock everything using a save modifier rather than spending money in their shop.

nvm, looks like it was Clockwork Wumpa that didn't make it.

where the fuck is Clockwork Wumpa?

Fuck that's kind of a deal breaker for me, I wanted relic and token challenges for those so bad.

so clockwork wumpa just isn't in a cup?

Ctrl+f and then search for CC in the namefield

in single race arcade mode

So I guess some of the returning tracks have been butchered to remove the antigrav sections?

So do you have to beat N tropy on CTR tracks to unlock him or all tracks including CNK?

Please help.
I've installed 5 .XCIs and .NSP files of CTR and all of them give me this error
>> ERROR: Could not read NSP

I'm using SX OS 2.5.3 on 5.1.0, is the issue the firmware?

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Oxide Station wasn't in any of the OG cups so it's not the worst thing
Would've made more sense to exclude Hyper Spaceway on that basis though.

But the Evil Coco skin...

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Tiny was the only old character to get a home track in CNK, to justify the Team Cortex ending where Tiny is worshiped as a god.

99.9%

>CNK tracks they dun gud on
Thunder Struck, Electron Avenue, Deep Sea Driving
>CNK tracks that are okay, like they were before
Clockwork Wumpa, Inferno Island
>CNK tracks they fucked up
Out of Time, Hyper Spaceway

Haven't seen the others

yes, it uses master_key_06, you need to be on at least FW 7.0.1.

Oh fuck you fags. I am pulling the trigger on this one. It cost me 48 Dollarydoos thanks to my country retarded taxes on digital sales and I don't have PS+ to play online but this is such a nostalgia boner. Maybe I should wait though since I have an exam next week and I really need to study and not pass the entire weekend playing videogames.

Personally I prefer the new Out of Time visually. Only thing I wish they'd kept was the sandworms.

Not him, but are you fucking shitting me

You're turning these once relaxing threads into shitflinging over conjecture, and then turning your anger to everyone who is enjoying the hype when you don't get the attention needed, when everyone here knew MONTHS prior how the currency works in this game because they didn't hide it AT ALL.

Listen mate. Play the original. Seriously, do it. It still holds up. If you're going to actually care this fucking much about things we've known for months now (and didn't actually care, because they went above and beyond with this game) please by all means, don't buy it. Don't support it. Do not give Activision or Beenox your money for this incredible remake

But most importantly, don't come here. Wew fucking lad.

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Hyper Spaceway is the only track I would consider "butchered".

>Out of Time
Because of the worms? That's an improvement if ever I've seen one.

They've done a good job with all but Hyper Spaceway.

is there a way to disable the link account nag after every race? I havent taken my switch online and i'd rather not do it ever

>Kong isn't in the game
>literal who OCs are
the fuck is this shit. kong is like top 10 of important crash characters. his pants are fucking versace

This guy is obviously good at the game but IDK why he's picking a speed character for tracks like Cortex Castle and N. Gin Labs

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>somehow fuck up the item roulette
>in a kart game

This is the most basic of shit and one of the most used mechanics in game. There is no excuse.

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>Not him, but are you fucking shitting me
Not reading any further, but no I'm not you corporate cock muncher. It's actually quite fucking easy to not be a literal shill for the industry. Not even in my own personal anticipated games would I defend blatant bullshit and neither should you.

Also not reading any further

Ass!

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Good, go be miserable somewhere else. It's pretty clear that you have nothing to offer anyone who is excited about this game. Or the world in general, really.

>Literally too angry to read

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Nobody cares about Kong. Why would they when Tiny fits the big dumb stereotype while being a better character.

Jesus, I didn't believe the bitching because they did such a good job on other CNK tracks but Hyper Spaceway really has been gutted. 51 second laps? That's pretty tragic...

What does Tawna smell like, bros?

why does this faggot keep shilling the switch version?

Can someone link me to the slide coliseum gameplay?

is clockwork wumpa a grand prix track?

This is the best picture I have seen today.

That's a good question

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Gunpowder.

What the fuck are you suppose to do to get pass dragon mines's corkscrew?

no it's in the game, just not in a cup.

EVERY OTHER FUCKING BOOST PAD IS A SUPER TURBO LADS
BEENOX HAVE GONE FUCKING INSANE

Also, keep in mind that the Switch version doesn't support savedata backup. This is a telltale sign, they don't want you to revert your coin purchases.
I already tried it and it plays great. However, I dislike the unlocks being tied to the internet - especially for a fucking Switch game. They could've just programmed in a random seed to shuffle things around like how the used cars worked in Gran Turismo 5, but noooope. Gotta get that delicious data mined.
Related to that, you have to scroll through 40+ pages of license/privacy policy shit in order to play the game - same as in N Sane Trilogy, but at least that was only for the online leaderboards whereas this one will have more things at stake.

Still getting it for that delicious 4-player split screen action, but fuck having to rely on online shops.

Now that we sadly know the entire launch roster who is gonna be your main?

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Bunnyhopping worked for me in the original

You aren't, git gud and go up the mineshaft

still Pura and Crunch

Fucking nothing. I hate that corner.

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Pinstripe

Little Norm/Pinstripe till Isabella drops

>unlocks are tied to internet
Wait is that real? That’s fucking retarded to have in a switch game where the fucking selling point is playing it outside

Fun and mastery.

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use a Handling character

Ami.

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>the sound cuts out on the big Oxide Station jump
Holy shit that is cool as fuck, I just came

That was unexpectedly kino

Joe, Dingo, N Gin, and Ami

you posted him. fake crash on PS1, fake crash today.

This game is going to outsell Mario Kart 8.

Same as before

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hopefully

I want more Crash Games

Even a handling character will fail to clear it with sacred fire 5 times out of 10. Seriously shit corner.

bhop or brake

Based dingochads

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>speedlets

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HOW DID THEY FUCK UP HYPER SPACEWAY SO BAD
EVERY OTHER TRACK IS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK

maybe. MK8 sold 16 mil on the switch. N sane sold 10 mil on all platforms. But its not out out of the realm of possibility

The unlocks in the pit stop*, to be more clear.
The regular unlocks like "do this 10 times", "win this gem", "get X relics" are activated normally.

is anyone else finding the sewer speedway way harder to reach in the remake?

>have to wait a year for steam version

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Doubt. I can see it selling over 10 mil like N. Sane.

i want to fuck you in the ass, you seem cute

Wish he'd play one of the unseen Nitro Kart races...

Delusional

GUYS HOW DO I GET WUMPA COINS, DO I HAVE TO PLAY ONLINE????

True kino races of this remake:
N. Gin Labs, Oxide Station, Thunder Struck, Electron Avenue

How the fuck did Papu Papu stuff all those things, especially a chicken in there?

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Tawna and Ami as soon as I can unlock them.
But until then, Coco and Tiny.

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kind of

you have to be connected to the internet but you can get coins in single player modes like Adventure Mode and etc

I'm not going to read the thread since it's full of spoilers, all I want to know is: Is it soulful?

Is it actually a bad track now or are you just upset that it's shorter?

I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

Except for one track, yes.

The soul is disappearing.

just watch

for the most part yes

Hyperspace Way track apparently got the soul sucked out of it though

>tfw you trick off of the piece of ice in polar pass after boosting at just the right angle and you see blue flames when you land

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t. miyamoto

>"Yeah bitches, I've been tested for all known STDs and am still waiting to get back the results, let's go!"

25+Cheat code isn't that weird.

not him but even if it is more fun

the Mario name can't be beaten

Thanks, based user

Crash, megumi, and Isabella

Press F for accel characters

I'm not that big of a MK fan but you literally can't beat the most recognizable ip in video games.

How the fuck is everybody playing two days earlier?

Best girl coming through

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the switch version got leaked

Not that user, but I can understand where he's coming from. If they at least replaced the anti grav with anything else it would've been preferable to cutting it out. I still like the game, but it's still pretty fucking lame

>basic
>exotic
>legendary
This is going to get monetized.

Cartoon physics

Well, I'm now glad I didn't buy this game... Online is REQUIRED to access and unlock any of the characters that aren't the original CTR roster. Like, I click on the Pit Stop and it brings up a "Sign up for Nintendo Network" screen. Fuck this bullshit, why can't a fucking game just let me unlock stuff and not shove a paywall in front of content that's ALREADY ON THE FUCKING DISC!

So now I'm forced to ram edit or save edit. I took a look at the save files and compared some stuff, but nothing really sticks out as obvious... A big fucking mess. Thanks Activision.

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Thanks doc

S

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CTRNF belongs to handlingchads

What happened?

Gee, tiny. Why does Beenox let you have two tracks?

what happened

She's so beautiful it isn't fair

SOMEBODY

no, that's all you get. it's the new thing with in-game purchase stuff these days because it creates a sense of urgency. you have to buy that skin NOW for $20 or you'll never get it again.

Because he is best boy

What do you mena? Coco seemed fine in the demo games

do you unlock characters the same way as the PS1 version? what about the new CNK characters?

Sustainable USF happened

Sure I can see that point of view but as someone who never played CNK a 5 minute track sounds like shit.

Every other class got buffed and it seems to have made a pretty big difference. The good streamer is doing best with turn and speed characters.

does anyone have any videos of Hyper Spaceway
I wasn't able to see how the track looks myself and i'm curious to see how changed is it

told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential, I've got potential

This is even beyond cartoon physics, considering he's wearing loin cloths and his upper body being exposed.

Only the original roster, the rest is behind some internet-required shop that is going to let you buy stuff with microtransactions.

Penta is Meta
META
PENTA

inb4 it's epic exclusive and you have to wait 2 years

Don't say this, I want to main N. Gin

>He put his name back on
Admirable, at least

So is the Switch 1080p boys?

>mfw they go batshit insane and make it Battle.net exclusive

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Sounds good to me desu

why the fuck would they buff speed? they dominated most tracks outside of adventure mode. the only class that needing buffing was handling.

Should I get this on switch or ps4? Is it coming to PC eventually? I know it'll look better on ps4, but I think 2 friends are getting it for the switch.

Stop lying you filthy namefag.

PARK IT

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friends>looks, get that shit on the switch son

Cotex, Fake Crash, Coco

Bros, Bros, Bros, on the other hand...

>Best girl Megumi actually usable

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What about all-rounder class?

Are they adding super turbo pads to every track?

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Rate muh taste

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Thank god

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Hell yeah!

they didn't got buffed per se(apart from 1 point on handling)
it's more like USF working in a multiplicative way and not an additive one

Guys, I'm not sure about this.

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Tropy, Small Norm and Komodo Joe.

Holy fuck the soul. He'd better fucking make it in to Smash already. The fact that Banjo made it in before Crash is baffling. Almost to the point where I'd regard it as confirmation that Crash will be later DLC.

It literally fucking is you retard. You can't even unlock anything without internet access, and there's NO WAY AT ALL to disable the shitty skins and kart accessories that are locked behind the Nintendo online paywall required to get into the internet shop. So you're forced to see a bunch of skins that are impossible to unlock without a paid online subscription.

Very very glad I did not buy this game. The only saving grace is that I can delete the update data and play without all the shop bullshit.

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The problem is they'll probably play for a weeks top and then I'll be solo anyway.

yo Fake Crash ugly af

Anyone playing this on /xbone/? Its the only console I have online for. Do the karts still have different stats?

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>Big Norm
>Gay and Unbased
imagine not wanting to play a fat space jew

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absolutely based
except for the shark, i dont like him

>being a corporate bootlicker apologist

were fucking faggot, I have every right to complain about a company trying to nickel and dime me over bullshit. locking significant in-game content behind a paywall is legitimately retarded no matter what way you phrase it. not everybody is buying this game for the online, I was gonna buy it for adventure mode and couch play, but I probably won't touch this now.

Choose.

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>accessories that are locked behind the Nintendo online paywall
Except you only need connection, not the subscription

Megumi and Liz right now

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I don't know how I feel about the USF change. Once everybody gits gud it's going to be like fucking f-zero.

Not sure about what? I don't see the problem.

Pretty much
>they moved the one in Oxide Station to the big vacuum jump
>there's one at the end of Polar Pass
>there's ones on Electron Avenue, Thunder Struck, Hyper Spaceway, Deep Sea Driving, Out of Time
who knows how many more they added

that's shitty for Switch players but PS players are still in the clear

Looks like Switch

footchads win again

I literally told you to boycott the game.

That's not shilling. Never will be.

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where's the problem on that? shit is cash right now

Wait I use Crash, is he fine in the game or is he shit now?

Muh OC mime donut steel just doesn't feel like an actual Crash character. Thus gay and unbased.

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TRY AGAIN SWEETY. I am playing the game right now and it requires a Nintendo online account to even touch the shop.

Yeah if you pay for online, sure.

>N. Trance in boring
>Baby T not in boring
>Isabella in based
>N. Tropy in normie
Biggest mistakes

filtered and ignored

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1. banjo has nintendo history and has been requested to all fuck for almost 2 decades
2. microsoft and nintendo have had an amazing history for almost as long as they've owned rare. donkey kong country games all contain rare trademarks, so every time you've seen them sold in ANY capacity, it was with permission from microsoft. even back during the handheld releases, even during the wii virtual console releases, even during the SNES mini.

3. activision is one of the greediest companies in the industry behind EA, I'd love crash but I'm not sure there's an offer nintendo would be willing to pay that would be enough to get crash in smash.

I'd get all consoles in a heartbeat

USF goes way above normal speed cap. If you're not abusing it you're gonna get blown off the road by niggers zooming around at light speed.

>handling virgins
Friendly reminder that aku aku himself chose dingodile and tiny tiger, 2 speedchads, in his crash bash team

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There are dozens of us.
Also the stats are tied to characters, not karts.

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Servers arent online yet, you absolute moron.

right here

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what is USF and how can I abuse it

I didn't call you a shill, I called you a spineless idiot who'll let a company raid your wallet and rape your daughter because they give you your 90's playstation mascot racer.

Prove it with screenshots.

about what? the wumpa juice?

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>Feel bad that I won't have N. Oxide because just got the standard edition
>Learn the Oxide edition just skips the unlock that I will probably do anyways
Sick, I can still play him.

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I don't get it.

Powersliding nonstop after you hit a super turbo pad

Hi shill

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you need to maintain a permanent boost at all times, you need to essentially practice this shit autistically. the change to the game they made to allow permanent USF boost is an aggressive negative for any form of online casual play.

But why complain to us?
It's not our responsibility to fix it.

More like he picked too many guys so Tiny and Dingo got drafted into fighting for good.

That and the rather scary big knife.

Wumpa juice is tasty dude.
She needs to be more careful though, her fingers are a bit close to the knife.

Well they're not raiding my wallet because I'm not spending a fucking cent on coins.

Are you physically unable to read?

Nice edit, faggot.

>the rather scary big knife.
that's just Megumi's kitchen katana

Auto-balance is a bitch.

nintendo account, the unlocks are linked to it
not nintendo online service
you faggot

make an account you fucking faggot

i'm pretty sure this is just talking about a regular nintendo account,not the paid online subscription.

nintendo is usually pretty specific about what kind of account yo need

USF is only on certain turbo pads before huge jumps.

All I'm telling you.

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>This paranoid over some daily deal bs

Go outside sometime.

extremely high IQ post

Fuck off tripfag

Not really. Canonically wumpa fruit is bitter and sour. But it is loaded with nutrients and vitamins that make it very healthy

matchmaking bud

Still unseen
>Meteor Gorge
>Barin Ruins
>Assembly Lane
Anyone caught a glimpse of these?

PLEASE.

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>twitch thot

>Not reading any further
FAG SPOTTED

I'll be playing for sure.

A Nintendo account isn't the online subscription you dumb moron, its the one you create in their website for stuff like MyNintendo

Why did Uka Uka invite N. Brio to his team, after he worked with the bandicoots in Crash 2?

holy shit Tiny was ZOOMIN

>you have to pay just to have an online account
Oh no no no the absolute state of switch fags

Why do people like this character again?
>Flanderized to hell
>Jimmy neutron voice
>Caked in makeup now

I have a nintendo account and nintendo's online subscription are different things

probably I think?, I don't have a switch but have a nintendo account for my 3DS which works in normal wifi

Where does it say online in there?

>Tiny flexes mid-air
based and soulful

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But she seems unhinged.
Like she might slip me a roofie.

Move tiny up and you’re good to go, also pura is based tier

imagine not playing a 5 speed

She's imoutocore and the only girl half the time.

Its fine, then you can have a nice nap.
Really she sounds very helpful.

You walk into a room and see this. What would you do?

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>No qt yandere gf to drug and rape you

Why even live?

Oxide ghost abuses blue flame on tiny temple

IMPOSSIBLE to disable the other racers from using the random unlockables and rubbing them in your face offline.

Can you, dumbfuck? It requires a Nintendo Online account to access the shop.

Why do I need to make an account to access shit that's already on the disc? Retard-tier.

Kill yourself shill

Again, very glad I did not buy this game. I'll stick to the original CTR I guess, where I don't have to have an internet connection to get shit my game came with.

>Always online currency earning
>In an Activision game
Hey why not ask Destiny General what happened with microtransactions

I've seen all 3
Barin Ruins is the best out of those

She cute

hey, you can't post that on this board.

42 page EULA.
WTF

I was really hoping it wouldn't be like this, but damn if I am not incredibly disappointed.

I mean an account that let's you access network features. Xbox and PlayStation will give you that much for free.

wonder why the fuck my room is the void

I'm not a furry but

Tell her I'm a huge fan and touch her hair.

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>responding to the obvious troll namefag

just jerk it to bandicoots instead lads.

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>Misinformed fag spreading lies
Every
Time

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less than a week to go
have you been practicing Yea Forums?

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WHOA

Fuck off or take the trip off faggot.

So does Nintendo. The account isn't the paid subscription.

Whenever I see people using Penta, I stop caring immediately.

This is 100% going to be patched

>fag who can't read continues to shill

Again, kill yourself retard. Enjoy your always online game.

I'm surprised this post has lasted this long

>hairless
It's shit

>So bootyblasted for being an ignorant idiot that now he just throws insults
You may leave now. Thanks for the laughs.

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what a pleasant stream

I tested CTR and TSR, here's my review on Switch.
The Best at :
-UI Menu/Design (TSR)
-Controls (CTR)
-Gameplay (CTR)
-Maps (CTR)
-Speed/Fluidity (CTR)

Now I need to get used to the CTR gameplay, as someone who mostly played Mario Kart serie, I need to adapt.

CTR is good but Mario Kart still beats it on Switch imo, 30 fps is kinda hype killer

Imagine how fucking late he is to all of this and expecting everyone to seethe with him over stuff we've known since the fucking customization trailer dropped and Activision spoke directly about all this.

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See you next thread. Hope you enjoy the game.

>Still can't read

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hell yeah, I loved it too
also Tiny Temple IS FUCKING AWESOME

crash was never good it's a proto mobile runner

I wasn't gonna, but you convinced me

have sex