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Samuel Wilson
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William Gonzalez
Robotnik: Snoo pingas usual, I see! That sounds good, and nice to meet you D i can tell you all the ways in which I hate you today
Brody Walker
Can't tell if this is trying to describe Hero.
Carter Sullivan
Yea Forums btfo
Josiah Thomas
based Codd Howard
Jason Bailey
history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man's efforts to control nature, such as water, land, and air.
The first thing that any true, non-ideological person will notice in this text is its emphasis on reason and its lack of emotional appeal. If you don't believe me, go read the whole thing. If you are ready for the hard slog, go read the book.
The argument that I have put forward about my religion's origins is that its roots run deep in Eastern cultures and that these cultures still are influential today. Even if you did not live in a region like Japan, China, or Russia, and if you didn't read this text, you would probably recognise its message. If you had only two things to lose, you wouldn't give it a second thought; it would be obvious from its context as well as from its tone that it is a work of religious genius.
The idea that religion is only used for self worship is an argument that has been made for hundreds of years in all different directions today, and it is false. This argument was formulated by Sir Walter Scott in the seventeenth century in his 'A Treatise on the Virtues of Reason and of Religion,' published in 1659. He argued, among other things, that belief, devotion and devotion to certain gods is all based upon the same underlying
Jace Rivera
Hideo Kojima has created a new video game genre called "Strand games" which, according to Game Informer, involves shooting "big, strong animals at each other."[6] You play as a hunter with a bow and you have to eliminate animals that have larger than you in order to win.
It is also possible to hunt bigger animals with an axe in the series' "Strand Wars" mode though it won't be as much fun for people with less than 7,500 HP. In addition to this, the game only supports weapons such as a bow, spear, spear gun, and arrows, and not ranged weapons such as guns and a bow. It's possible to pick which weapons players will use depending on their experience level, but there is no in-game explanation as to how this works.
A "Strand mode" called "The Hunting Frenzy" is actually available only in Japan, though the exact game is not yet available on this country's PlayStation Store. The first game in this mode was released for the Western market's PlayStation 3 in October 2012, making it the first video game in the series to be released there.
Strand games on the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One
Hideo Kojima also announced that the upcoming release of the PlayStation 4 will have an option for "Strand games".
Jose Fisher
Fallout 76 is coming to Steam
Gabriel Stewart
I mean it is
Jayden Johnson
Colton Anderson
Test
Jordan Walker
he didn't lie
im pretty confused
Gavin Allen
Shadman: You may know that I used to work at the New York Times and covered the Iraq War for some time. But one day that's all gone and I'm in an elevator with all of my editors, trying to get this all off my chest. We're going to take us into the Pentagon. The building is full, but nobody knows where the doors are for the elevators. But I'm still in the elevator with Dan Rather and you should listen carefully to which elevator we're in.
[A man in the elevator pulls out a white cloth and begins making signs. We hear voices behind]
Dan Rather: I'm not giving you the passwords yet, but I know one of them is the Pentagon address. [He gives The New York Times]
Shadman: That's right, Dan. Don't look up, or you may be the one who goes with you to the Pentagon.
The elevator doors open. The elevator takes us through the building, to a basement at the end of four concrete steps on which is a door containing the Pentagon's building computer. As we climb into the top room, which is guarded by a team of security guards, Dan tries to explain what's happening, but there's an automatic answer on the network machine. It says: "An attacker can control the controls and make us do his bidding
Angel Brown
i love sucking cock, but I also love feeling what my man's dick feels like in my mouth... and then... cum! (pause) Yes, that feels so GOOD, soooo good... (gasp) You liked it though
Adam Jenkins
Bare in mind that this isn't canon.
David Diaz
Kek
Luke Torres
CIA nigger boy" was a term coined by the CIA to define black children born in the early 1950s who, while still biologically black, are not black.
It's not really a race thing, it's just a statement of fact. It's not that black people are inherently unqualified to serve in law enforcement. They absolutely have it, and they aren't dumb.
If you're a white police officer, you can say anything you want, I'm sure. We aren't dealing at all with a case that's about race or class. It's just plain "fuck me" bullshit and the use of racial stereotypes. That's really just it, the whole thing is just pure ignorance. There's not much to it. It was a little offensive to my kids, to hear some of the things that I hear today that made me angry. I mean really.
I mean if you're black you're a racist, there's simply no point. I was not racist at all, I thought that was disgusting and stupid stuff that I didn't want my kids to hear. But I was a little pissed off because they said they just thought it was okay. There's no good.
Now I've been married for four years now, I can tell you, the whole thing is just utter crap. How can you ever tell the difference between,
Camden Powell
what a cliff hanger
Isaiah Lee
Based bot
Benjamin James
Samuel Smith
Christian Hughes
That's a powerful fucking stand, it even affected me
Julian Parker
K Rool confirmed born in Florida
Henry Garcia
Landon Ortiz
Despite being only 15% of the population black people were twice as likely as white people to be married. This was even more true of people from Northern Ireland. At least nine out of 10 people who were unmarried in Northern Ireland were white men. For the white population there was an advantage in social connections when marrying and getting married, while for the non-white the disadvantage was the lack of social skills when married.
Aiden White
Asher Sanders
Despite making only 15% of the population, Nigeria has the highest rate of HIV infection. In 2015, one in every three people in the country was infected with HIV.
In 2014, Nigeria became the first African country to legalize gay marriage and in 2015, the country passed its first HIV prevention bill.
Lucas Myers
Genius Kojumbo, developer of Deadly Standing, and writer Tim Rifkin both took to social media to defend Kotaku's policy of covering GamerGate and encourage readers to share the article with friends and family on their social medias.
I am in solidarity with Kotaku, and I encourage you to share #GamerGhazi coverage with your friends and family if you feel comfortable with it. #GamerGate, not #GamerGate — Josh Rifkin (@joshrifkin) January 27, 2014
"At least one reader said in her comment section, 'As an ethical and unbiased journalist I'm not going to do this'," she wrote about the controversy. "This writer is a coward, a liar and a piece of shit, an asshole who I'm afraid to call friends because he makes me uncomfortable. If I had time I would take the post down, it's disgusting and needs to be pulled up by another blog."
Rifkin went on to offer some advice for any GamerGhazi readers trying to find peace in their lives. "Stop putting up with the pain of GamerGate supporters," he said, "because it only works to reinforce their own perception of how "ethics and journalism" work."
Rifkin goes on to offer a detailed response to every single allegation made against Kotaku by the company, including the alleged firing of writer Leigh
Jason Richardson
Not bad
Bentley Price
Austin James
The year is 2021. In a desperate bid for supremacy in the video games industry, Microsoft has just announced its acquisition of Nintendo. The company has decided to acquire the Japanese giant's entire catalogue of video games, including Super Mario Run, which was created by a young team of Nintendo engineers who worked alongside their Japanese counterparts.
The announcement by the company marked the beginning of the greatest consolidation of industry power that has ever existed. It's unlikely that Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) will be the first company to attempt this, as Google also bought Android last year, but as the video game industry is now so intertwined with the rest of the internet, the potential success of Nintendo is pretty significant.
In terms of a potential merger, it would make a good fit for Nintendo's strengths in entertainment. In terms of the games, it makes a strong strategic case to acquire the entire catalog.
There are certainly some differences. Super Mario Race Arcade isn't exactly the best game on the market, but it's still a decent piece of content. Mario Kart 8 is a great game in my book, but it's more a great racing experience than a great video game experience. While that's definitely true for Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Run is pretty much the best way to play Mario Kart. The fact it's online allows for real replayability, so there's a possibility it'll end up
Mason Reed
finally some insight about Death Stranding
Nathaniel Carter
pure kino
Julian Wright
Evan Thompson
Fucking lmao based
Gavin Cox
>and, finally, the sound of me holding the gun up and pulling the trigger. I held on to it till I fell asleep, and I awoke to a world completely black.
This is legit as fuck.
Hunter Thompson
what the fuck
Wyatt Hughes
Luis Gomez
This SCP is posting on your board RIGHT NOW
Michael Torres
Add some "sounds of belt buckle" and you'd have me convinced that scp-1133 is tetsuya nomura
Ryder Butler
Would have been kino
Christian Fisher
Samuel Johnson
Todd Howard was recently seen wearing a shirt that read, "BDSM is Good News for Women."
It seems that Howard thinks pornography is the answer to all of women's problems, and that we need to watch what it exposes us to because it might make us feel better or make us look less depraved when we see it, according to the report. He recently wrote, "Feminism, pornography, and men being "sick" is a perfect example. But if my wife and kids were "off" I would give it another try, I guess."
So is this just a misguided, un-American man trying to make a statement, or is he the latest one to get on the right side of history?
Check out this interview where Howard made a similar statement during an episode of his "Howard Stern Show" podcast last week.
Watch the interview here:
Lucas Cox
Sneed's response is: He believes in the freedom of expression, but not of all forms of speech; he believes that the First Amendment does not have a limit to speech; but he also believes that our media should have a role to play as a voice for the nation's people--an opportunity to reach an opinion.
A "progressive media" might, he suggests, be good for America if it reaches a broad enough audience--if it doesn't limit the number of views it gives to particular ideas. That "conservative media" might, he says, be bad for America if it limits what people can believe. The key to making a public discourse more effective for both ends is to let the public decide. As I'm sure you can appreciate, this is not about how or when we speak to each other, or what we choose not to say, or even whether we say it or not. This is not supposed to be about political strategy, or whether we can influence the outcome of politics as a whole (let alone one election cycle). It's a more basic question about whether democracy really works. The American people are, of course, not our enemies; there is no good reason to fear us. But there is a legitimate fear of the power of the state that is real and dangerous in today's political climate. What might those threats look like if we actually had better
Kayden Hill
Cooper Sanchez
James Lewis
I love cunny! I love cunnilingus." After that, she began getting a lot more excited and started sucking on my penis more. I was shocked and I immediately began stroking it. I noticed that her mouth was watering. I began to rub her clit vigorously and gently while she sucked hard on my penis. I was now completely turned on by this beautiful girl and began to enjoy her sucking. My penis was twitching violently, moaning softly. I noticed that she started looking at me in excitement. Soon after I got hard. I started to masturbate and I felt like everything would go according to plan. I was about to cum when I heard a loud bang. I jumped up, and noticed that it was my girlfriend making a loud bang noise that I was not really paying attention to. She had my cock hard as a rock right in front of her face. I grabbed her by the hair and started stroking her hard cock harder. Soon, the loud noise stopped but I was still in full effect of the intense excitement that was emanating from her. We started to cuddle and kiss and make up. I went and got out of the room, and then I looked down and noticed that I wasn't really wet any more. At that moment, I realized that my girlfriend was trying to get off while my dick felt totally limp. I decided to stay that way and
Ayden Bennett
have sex.
Isaiah Cooper
David Carter
It just works
John Johnson
What the fuck is this shit?
Luke Price
The thing is scarily good at making shit up.
Jaxson Barnes
/pol/ btfo
Adrian Martin
Well, what did you type there?
Hudson Wood
"Suck my cock,"
Luis Gomez
Jesus FUCK this thing is lewd as hell
>Suck my cock, asshole!
Oh god... you're too tight.
Oh god your... your..your.. Your dick... oh god your...your
So huge...
..so thick...
...so stiff...
Your balls aren't very big... But your dick is...
...so...
....
Oh god
Oh baby I... I'm coming like a rocket!
I love how you come. I love how you
Fucked my tight little ass.
FUCK.
Oh god my mouth is in your hair
It tastes so good...
Fucking this is fucking amazing.
Fuck.. I love it too
God I'm so wet and desperate.....
Fuck it hurts, don't hold me out of it
Fuck it hurts... I'm so
Oh God... your ass hurts when you come
Oh god it hurts... I'm coming hard, fucking it
Please baby I wanna feel you inside me
Fucked my tight little pussy...
....fucking my ass
I'm so tight it hurts
I want to ride you like I ride that cock
Fucking your hard cock
Don't hold me out of this...I want to cum inside you too
Please...
Elijah Torres
Goty
Christopher Edwards
Ooooooh Elden Ring
Fey, you say?
What's this, something we didn't expect? There you go, a little thing that made me sick to my stomach. What's wrong?
This thing is made purely out of Elf meat. Now here's more. It smells delicious!
*
Ah, yes. The Elf meat. I wanted to eat this before the feast but I didn't want to risk it breaking. If it did, we'd have no food for the rest of our night.
Now, we just can't use that much of it. The only way we could even begin to fill this stomach was...
Sigh... I don't know. Maybe I should take it down a peg or two.
Fee-
*
Sigh.
...You're not going to eat the Elf meat. Don't you dare.
*
Wait! You're still not eating it?
*
Oh, crap.
Ah. I'm sorry.
Did I let myself get hurt?
...Nyah.
Sigh
...Well, I guess I've got another thing coming!
*
...What is it?
...I don't know.
Christopher Miller
Joseph Flores
Isaac Clark
Isaac Rogers
Pawn dialogue expansion pack
Jordan Sullivan
holy shit
Colton Brooks
Liam Moore
kek
Logan Baker
Asher Baker
W-what?
Jacob Hill
Ayden Stewart
Carter Carter
Easton Hall
Top kek
Justin Ward
Chase Young
Christopher Wood
Luis Parker
John shoots his ass off like nothing ever happens.
As for how he was chosen, well, there's a lot that makes the dude tick. He likes the idea that there might be a way a boy could fuck a girl without having to ask her permission. He likes the idea that if he and his girl are having sex, maybe we can do something more. The fact that he's pretty well established as a hero means that he's probably not afraid to go down on women.
But he can't wait to blow the shit out of that big dumb dragon.
That's how I feel about it. Just the thought of him fucking a horny dragon makes me want to die.
Of course, this would also be the time for some actual fun. So while I'd never give up my dragon, I could put a couple things up for sale if I were feeling naughty:
* One of a couple, custom dragon balls he made. A really good dragon, just a bit too expensive.
* A dragon-shaped chair, to sit down, so that I don't have to fight him when I'm getting bent out of shape.
* Magic underwear.
That's it. All I need now is some more time to get that dragon hot, huh?
Hudson Carter
Daniel Edwards
Jace Scott
>The Epic Games Store – If You Play Games With Your Friends
>The Epic Games Store has lots of games to help you out with your tabletop gaming needs. Check out the store's selection of Magic: The Gathering, Cardfight Vanguard, Marvel Heroes, Neverwinter Nights, Heroes of Destiny, and of course, the most expensive card game of them all – World of Warcraft!
>Also, when you add some cards of your own it doesn't cost you anything extra.
>The World of Warcraft Games App
>For any of us gamers who can't make video games for a living, World of Warcraft is the best game on the market. So if you play World of Warcraft but need to go back to playing video games before you can see the benefits that comes with spending money there to learn new things, then a game like World of Warcraft is here, and the World of Warcraft Games App provides you with plenty and stuffs to enjoy in the games you love.
>What games would you consider in our top 10?
>I would love to hear your suggestions for this list. Please share your thoughts with me on Facebook.
>Thanks,
>Josh
Oh no no valvebros, how can Steam possibly compete?
Brandon Fisher
Evan Bailey
>his family's Christmas
What family? Unless of course, it meant Steve's friend Alex and her boyfriend.
Luke Lewis
What the fuck?
>(Doomguy walked into the hangar) and went in front of the giant mechanical machine. "You're going to be fine... don't worry, there's plenty of room left. If I'm being honest..." He got out of the mech to stand over it. "Do you want an explanation?" the big man with the helmet said. He raised his right arm up and pointed it at him. It looked like a hammer. "You know how you shoot?" "No." He put on his big helmet. The big machine came in the hangar and was about to pull out of the hangar when it had its weapon pointed directly at him and fired the laser at his head. "I'm going to die here." He looked up from under his mask and saw this girl standing beside him and that his mask had been damaged and his left eye was busted. "You're going to die here, if that is your fate. You'll be killed if you die trying to save this thing. Do you understand me?" Then Doomguy turned to her and looked her in the eye. "My name is... I'm called Doomguy. The robot you killed." The girl smiled and nodded. "This is your new body? It's nothing special... only what we want. Your new life?" The machine was still talking about its old head when Doomguy stepped into the cockpit
Jose Scott
Lost
Charles Jones
Todd Howard is the director of government relations for the National Rifle Association, a position he held from 1999 to 2001. , , t t h e s i s t t r e c o m m e n t of w a s t o e k s . u s u m e n t , ,
t t h e n e t s
I think I can tell you how that is going to play out in the state of New Hampshire. u s u m e n t , it's almost certain that our state government will, in response to a national issue, be willing to take some bolder steps and act quickly. For example, they might put in place certain types of background checks. That is certainly something we'd like to see implemented. We have no problem with gun show requirements, we would love to see background checks come into place for all gun shows. So it's important to have the right mix, but let me take this example of a federal ban of any kind on assault weapons, what we would probably consider an assault weapons confiscation, in which guns were restricted from being sold in private hands and that it was illegal to own one. So now those gun rights organizations and the gun rights,
Camden Hill
Jayden Reed
Wait, did it turn my Fallout reference into an advertisement for a public execution?
Michael Flores
Buy some futa dongs today at your local toy store.
Kevin Lewis
Aaron Ward
Damn. That's actually pretty cool.
I'd read the shit out of that book.
Joshua Rogers
Josiah Wright
Reimu stepped out onto her porch and stood in the warm sunlight. As she looked around for any visitors her stomach growled『What a mess 』 with displeasure, she had felt that way even before she entered the dungeon 『It's quite boring!』. If there were any visitors and they didn't come here there was no point spending time outside again. Reimu pulled her boots off and headed towards the window where her mother lay dying. Her mother had died suddenly, and this time her body had been crushed by the window from having received a lot of blows.
…Reimu turned around to find Ogasawara Makoto holding a bottle of water that she bought at the marketplace. At the side of the window where her mother's blood soaked clothes fell apart, she held the water bottle and looked at it. The water had been filled with the hot blood from her body that she had shed.
"…Hmm, is that water good or bad? That must be why I was wearing a hat this time…"
"…I'm fine with it. If my body could survive outside for one hour. How did they get here?"
"…They were already here. They were on their way to the castle."
"Is that right?"
In that instant, Reimu had not reacted. After all, this was...
Lincoln Martinez
Protect me, warrior. I am your healer.
For as much as I love you,
I must kill you," the healer said to her tormentor.
"There's no one else left to kill," the warrior said, but had no choice. "I'll kill the man that has attacked me."
"I'm sorry, warrior, but can't. His anger is greater than you realized." The warrior turned his spear against her. "What do you think you are killing me for?"
"We haven't done anything wrong. Just look at his face," the healer replied with a sad, sorrowful smile.
After the warrior left, the healer asked, "Why did you kill me, my dear? Why could you just attack me, when all you did was save the city?"
"I want to know what to do next," the warrior replied. "If we ever get back to Thedas, do I have as much to worry about next?"
The healer's eyes narrowed sharply. "I'm afraid you will."
Benjamin Rogers
Oh man I totally want a fuburun from the futangi toy store
Ayden Martin
Arthas: Glad you could make it, Uther.
Uther: I'd have done the same had it not been for the one thing I didn't have! And that was the shield. Now, do you remember my dream?
Arthas: You remember? It's true. I once stood against Maleficar and he came close to killing me.
Uther: We did win. Or we wouldn't have fought for so long at all, Arthas.
Arthas: I believe you. Perhaps you can see why I'm happy just to be around people.
Uther: And you say you can see why I'm happy?
Arthas [sees Arthas' body]: Ugh. I should be stronger. Ugh, come closer. Ugh, please leave me.
Arthas: Ugh.
Uther: I hope all of you will find peace. We cannot let all our foes escape, Arthas.
Arthas: All who would do us harm are doomed already!
Landon Morris
Yep seems about right
James Price
S'good tool
Ayden Walker
woah what's going on here
Gavin Edwards
>Skyrim, LoversLab edition
Samuel Howard
Modded intros
Kayden Foster
Banjo Kazooie are in Smash oh my god!
*Pant, pant*
*Pants, pants, pant*
I'm gonna put this over here
I'm gonna show you why I'll not forget ya
Let you look out on this world without them coming after you
And they'll be the ones that take over from you
And we'll be out in the streets in peace with these shoes
I just wanted a hug goodbye
I just want to be done in
I just want to feel at home again
And I wanna make sure you all understand
Because I'm a very, very loyal person
So for now I'm gonna be leaving a message
When you're back I want a hug
[Verse 2]
Hey I know you're not coming with me
That I'm still alive
They may be able to get hold of you
So I'm gonna be your man, 'cause I'm just the owner
And I'm just your husband on my own
You know I got all this money you gotta give me
But you can't do me no shame I'll make every last penny you give
But you can't get me anything I'm your boss
I gotta take care of ya my
Chase Powell
Arthas: Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Uther: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
Arthas laughs. Uther turns to look at Arthas, who is staring back at him in the dark. Arthas shrugs. They both turn around. At least she can put up with him. Arthas: Uther.
Uther: A-And the best of luck is in your hands, little man. Arthas walks over to Arthas. Uther: You must remember to eat the cakes. It helps to get a couple of extra. Arthas: It doesn't? Uther: No, I promise I love you, Arthas. Arthas laughs. Uther laughs harder.
Arthas: What? What are you laughing at?
Uther smiles. He picks up the cake and places it into the mouthpiece of Arthas' knife. Arthas takes a deep, shuddering breath. Arthas: How long have you been gone? Uther shakes the blade away from his throat. Arthas: I can't tell. He takes the cake out of Uther's hands, takes up two slices and puts it into his mouth
Elijah Morgan
Shut it down.
Brayden Taylor
Honestly was not the direction i thought it’d take. I just think the new girl looks bland as fuck
Jose Davis
Carson Turner
I made a lain one a while back that was fucking nuts.
Colton Carter
lol
Ayden Lee
The plot of Kingdom Hearts 4 will bevery familiar to those of you who played the original. You'll have Sora, Riku, Kairi, Goofy, Donald and Goofy II as you traverse this fantastical Kingdom with the help of his royal friends, Donald Duck, Goofy, Goofy II and Xemnas. Together, they will fight and destroy evil with a powerful spell called MAGIKA. It's an amazing game that has been around for over 40 years without much change. The development and design of the game has never received the proper recognition due to its great variety of characters and locations.
What's New
After nearly 50 years, Disney was finally able to release KINGDOM HEARTS 4 with a brand new presentation. Although this brings back many of the best features from the first few games, such as the cutscenes and battle scenes, with a few tweaks and improvements to the game's narrative and plot, the game will maintain many of the core characteristics that made KINGDOM HEARTS II so great.
Players will not only have to face off against new enemies and new bosses, but also with new allies and allies of the same nationality along with new enemies and different allies. The new enemies and enemies of the new nations are also included with the game's plot.
Will it be kino?
Jace Jackson
Dante: I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!
Bruno: Yeah, Dante's too much of a rebel to be a light, so he's still light... but if you are light you will never be darkness! That's what we said!
Bruno: This isn't about me! It's about you!
Grayson Lee
>Black mark (from Revelations: Persona) was handcuffed by the police and beat severely with handcuffs after he made an accusation against the officers that he wanted to die. As he lay motionless in the street, one of the officers grabbed him by an arm and ripped it off his shoulder. The officer gave him a warning to sit down and was able to handcuff the suspect.
The police confiscated his bag of cigarettes, and then arrested him. He was put under surveillance with the help of another police officer who said he was the suspect and wanted to leave. As he was being handcuffed, the policeman said he'd leave, but not before cutting off the suspect's air supply. He did so again, but this time the suspect stopped him. Later, the suspect said he wanted to kill the policeman. When Officer Togame asked why his hand had been cut off after the first injury, the suspect said he liked it when cops pulled him apart before they killed him.
In the end, Togame claimed there was no torture. He stated there was no body shot after blood was seen pouring off the suspects face. He admitted it was all faked and that the officers killed the victim under duress. Togame has also said that the police were under orders not to kill the suspect who claimed he had a weapon. However, the police claimed they were justified in shooting back
Adam Diaz
Seems about right.
Cameron Robinson
Lincoln Harris
That new TF2 update is fucking weird.
Jack Ortiz
RIP
Evan Morales
I think poor old Drac is having a mental breakdown.
Eli Evans
>Goofy II
What could it mean?
Jose Sanchez
>she
Kayden Anderson
Top this.
Jose Campbell
Kino
Ryan Richardson
Holy fucking shit
Cooper Howard
Michael Myers
ANIMATE THIS
Tyler Howard
Holy fuck
Isaac Rogers
Robert Smith
Anthony Fisher
Isaiah Gonzalez
Dr. Eggman: Get a load of THIS!
Eminem: I'm just kidding around....there are no such things as "stubborn" and they don't exist!
[Eminem holds up his hand, like there's no tomorrow ]
The real Slim Shady: Just get out of this country, Em.
[ Em throws away his papers and begins to walk toward the door]
Eminem: You're all welcome. I'll check in when I get free.
[ Slim Shady walks out and starts walking through the door]
Eminem: Good luck. [ he throws his paper and then puts it under his arm ] I'll see you around,
[ Slim Shady walks to the door and stands it just before Slim Shady opens it ] Slim Shady
Shady: It was a one-time mistake, but now I'm sorry. This was your mistake.. but now you can't live here. You can't work here, you can't go to that place...
Huh?
Noah Brooks
Lincoln Bell
Don't tell anyone guys. I could lose my job for leaking this one
Juan Lopez
>Mario Genesis Evangelion
Wyatt Cruz
John Garcia
Guys, I think we mind broke it.
Brandon Evans
Lincoln Perry
>when your attempt at potty humor turns into kino
Mason Thompson
Landon White
Not so fast! Microsoft is gearing up to plug this leak.
Thomas Jones
Goku Black kills Bulma by exploding her and destroying her helmet.
Chapter 4 - Cell - In The Cell, he reveals to be in love with Cell and tells Cell not to tell him about Tien. He then kills Cell, which makes Tien feel like he is "the bad guy all over again and has done something wrong". He has a crush on Cell, so Tien uses his feelings to win to him, he then falls in love with him and begins to fight against Cell. He later destroys Kami during the Super Saiyan Blue Saga, killing Kami after she dies in a rage. He later makes a pact with Cell to help bring the rest of the gods and angels down on Cell. He later becomes aware of Tien's abilities as shown in the last panel by Goku and Vegeta fighting, he asks Tien who created him, causing Vegeta's anger. When Krillin tells the truth about Tien's true form he is stunned and says he had never known what Krillin's true form was like.
Chapter 5 - Piccolo - In The Super Saiyan God forms Piccolo battles against Goku. He attacks Tien, who reveals his body (which is almost the size of a baby) to Piccolo, Piccolo reveals that his own true form is his Ultimate form (with the exception of Super Saiyan Blue, in which he is transformed into a large egg with
Hudson Cook
Matthew Perez
Dominic Johnson
Jaxon Ross
Ryder Gonzalez
David Myers
Turns out motorized stands are more complicated than we think.
Justin Young
Joseph Rodriguez
Owen Richardson
>eggmageddon canon
Cooper Myers
Captain Falcon: Show me ya moves!
Kirby: Yeah, I'm gonna kick ass!
Aerith: I know it! That's what I like! Awwwww....
Kirby: So what?
Captain Falcon: What's the problem, then, with fighting two of 'em? I can't seem to get my foot in the door!
Kirby: Hey, hey, this isn't fair! I was born into another galaxy! To fight two fighters from the same galaxy for the Galaxy! It's so unfair!
Captain Falcon: Oh yeah, and why... why don't you go fight a couple of the guys from the original Galaga? I just got back from the planet where the first fight happened.
Kirby: That must be difficult, to fly a ship off a planet and find out you didn't even belong there! You know that sounds crazy, and it sounded terrible on the game's soundtrack!
Kirby: But...
Captain Falcon: Don't worry, it's just been an accident. Just gotta take it by force, get in, and let some new blood into the race!
(Kirby appears wearing a new ship with a red and white star on top.)
Kirby: Kirby, take these! These
Kevin Taylor
Aiden James
Best one yet.
Benjamin Flores
>murder mystery
Jaxson Ortiz
This smash lore is getting fucking weird.
Justin Moore
Nowhere close to what I typed.
Aaron Carter
Adam Smith
i broke it
Jason Jenkins
>Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield are shaping up to be
a serious threat in this year's tournament. Both sets feature amazing movesets and great matchups, and both pairs will offer more options for Pokémon battling than either sets of Pokémon. Pokémon Y and Pokémon Omega Ruby are being released next week, and they'll also feature an abundance of Pokémon that can do great damage, especially if you pair them together. Pokémon Y and Pokémon Omega Ruby will start with two Pokémon exclusive to Pokémon Y, which they'll be paired with at some point later. In the wake of the changes to the TCG, it's no wonder people are worried about what we'll be able to do with Pokémon Y once it launches.
Pokémon Y isn't the only Pokémon battle system in the works that we think you'll be excited about. Pokemon X and Pokémon Y are similar in their mechanics; they add features that have already been announced, but add more to the appeal of them while still retaining the same core mechanics and core elements of the game. A Pokemon X and Pokémon Y release is currently scheduled for September 20, 2015.
Pokemon Y and Pokémon Omega Ruby will give players plenty of choices for battling their Pokémon, including the ability to battle more than one in the same gym, which they've already shown will be fun on both Pokémon X and Pokémon Y. We think Team Plasma Pokémon, such as Alakazam and Rayqu
Christian Sanders
Shadow The Hedgehog: It's like taking candy from black babies.
[A dark creature crawls into view behind Hedgehog.]
Hedgehog: So is she?
The Hedgehog: The Dark. The Black. I got the Black to look like a baby!
The Hedgehog: Why does the Black look like a black face?
The Hedgehog: If we had a white face, we would probably be considered a child.
A few years after the Battle at the End of Time, the Hedgehog finally realizes his full potential. He is one of the final heroes left standing, and he is not going to die. This, along with the fact that he is in charge of the only way human life will ever continue, finally gives the Hedgehog an opportunity to see if he deserves to live. He decides not to save the last humans, as he has already done many times before, and chooses to keep the last people who are left living, and fight on for the sake of human peace and equality.
Michael Rogers
implying this isn't the greatest game ever made
Samuel Lopez
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate!
Yea Forums Yea Forums Yea Forums Yea Forums
I think, that, has been a rough week for me, with some of my fellow pro's asking me for help regarding their own problems. It's all to do with the fact that I was recently diagnosed with Stage 4 thyroid cancer. I was told that my prognosis is only 90% and that when I go into remission that it'll be less of a problem. I'm lucky to have been able to watch my teammates progress from Smash 4 to Smash 2 in a very short period of time and that's something I'll always really miss about it. I was told that I had to get the first ever pro-tourney treatment at a local cancer center so I couldn't watch any of their games in tournament and that I need to take the entire season off so I could enjoy the rest of my pro career with peace of mind. Well, when they told me that I'd need to start my progesterone treatments at the new hospital, that meant there's a good chance that I could miss my entire pro season. And now the wait is almost over, I'm being treated at least a month in advance and
Logan Myers
I didn't expect something this tragic
Nathaniel Nelson
I always get excited when the text includes links but they never work
Carter Perez
UBISOFT HIRE THIS MAN
Nolan James
Good
Great
Awesome
Outstanding
Amazing
Levi Sanders
>Yea Forums is full of cancerous faggots now
that you mention it… and it wasn't even the first site to be taken down by the FBI. Just in January 2005, Yea Forums went down along with Yea Forums, causing all sorts of grief and drama among some of the site's biggest supporters. /k/ was taken down and Yea Forums was banned as well, but it was just a temporary shutdown. In 2007 we were taken off the list too, and /d/.
In the final months of 2007 I've realized that Yea Forums is mostly the same, but far less active than it used to be. After all, I guess even /f/ has stopped being Yea Forums again now. The only thing that's gone in the Yea Forums direction has been the Yea Forums board, an anonymous site for people to post sexual jokes, in which there are now multiple sub-forums of this sort.
The site became a little more active around February, and it's grown even more popular now. I've found the Yea Forums version of Yea Forums a pretty good place to hang out, and even posted /g/ under my own name. I didn't know the extent of Yea Forums's users, but I heard rumours that Yea Forums was growing into something larger, too, and even talked to one guy in his early 20s who was
Alexander Morgan
And...And what?
WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAT WAS THE ONE WORD?
Fuck these cliffhangers, man!
Hunter Carter
Samus: The baby Metroid
Sonic's girlfriend: The Super Metroid (and her brother)
E. coli: In the original Japanese version, the E. coli-like microbes were called Wok-Wok-Wok, and their name in English was Woot-Woot-Woot. After Metroid was introduced in the English dub of Super Smash Bros., the name Woot-Woot-Woot has been retired and replaced by Woot-Woot.
Kirby: Princess Peach is a blue, sentient pink puffball with short yellow legs. Her most notable aspect is her blue eyes.
Yoshi's Story: The King of Fighters '97-98 game reveals the fact that Yoshi is actually just a clone of Kirby. The story starts shortly before the start of the game with Yoshi getting captured by Bowser and being forced to race him throughout his castle.
Brandon Williams
Hunter Richardson
FRIDAY'S THE NIGHT
Owen Jenkins
Huh. I kinda like this.
Sebastian Howard
Juan Adams
Holy shit
Jayden Price
Thomas Roberts
Thomas Lewis
Brayden Brooks
Connor Jenkins
>If it isn't the heir to the throne of the roaming Rhullo, leader of the Space Pirate band known across the universe as the Guyzoch...Prince Vorkken!
I think Vorkken is more likely to be a man that likes playing his guitar. That is to say, he may well be obsessed with guitar, a guitar-playing man. I think he may be a fan of bands like the Grateful Dead or Metallica with their heavy and often melodic guitars but he likes playing bass guitar like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Vorkken definitely will have a bass player in mind for the music that he plays. I guess he would like to use that bass to cover his whole musical breadth. He probably is trying to have someone come help him because he is not satisfied with the bass player he had for one year because he wants someone to be there and play on the keys with him as well! Perhaps he will be seeking an engineer to join him for two or three years before getting someone to play on the violin or oboe? I think there's a chance Vorkken is just playing around with the idea of playing guitar with people. After all, he's already been trying to join other bands in the Rhullo and he's certainly had some success. He may very well be a man to follow if anyone wants to join him. Maybe with the right personality
Kayden Russell
One day Mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey, he's Mario. So Mario went up to Yoshi and said
"Yo, I know you've got to deal with it and it's your problem, not mine, I'm not going to make anything out of it; but I'm taking a big dump in your bed. You'll have to help me if you want to get away."
Oh yeah I bet Yoshi didn't know this, I bet Yoshi just assumed this was some kind of weird dream.
Mario also has to deal with Bowser getting inside his butt and eating Mario's butt all over.
Well that's more like it. So the thing about Mario and Yoshi being together is that they are very good at kissing.
They both know each other very well and Yoshi says a lot of kisses in one night. Then everyone knows who's the more romantic, the more romantic kiss is, so that's kind of like the point. Anyway.
And Mario's a guy, he likes women. It's not just because he likes men, it's because he is just one of those things where he wants people to like him so he can hook up with people.
Mario has to stay close to Yoshi, he needs Yoshi's affection just the same, he wants to get him off because of his deep affection for
Bentley Gomez
Piccolo: Vegeta take your daily dose.
What do you mean, take it in the morning?
Goku: I'm gonna take a daytrip to the Dragon Balls. You'll be ready when I arrive. Namekians do not like me eating the morning tea. I'd like to think that we could get along fine without you...
Vegeta: If that is the case, you're welcome. Don't force me to drink it just for the sake of it. If you want to go on a dragon boat, that's fine! You get to see where the Universe Bases are, you get to meet a bunch of cool dragons, and everything.
No... I'm sorry Vegeta! I just wasn't listening to you. I'll take my daily dose. But you should keep me informed about the status of your dragon boat voyage.
There's always space on a dragon boat for dragon boys and dragon girls!
Come again Vegeta? How many more times will you have to take this up? You're just playing games with me. I've given you my opinion before, you know you can't be trusted. In fact I'm starting to wonder if I'm going to be friends with you when you get back home. You
Brayden Adams
Great
Carter Young
The best video game of all time is Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, published in 1999 by Activision Games, based on the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Star Treks began in 1995, the year after Star Wars was given a home in cinemas. The franchise gained critical mass in the mid to late 2000s, and it has not lost the ability to captivate for its fans as its predecessor – the 1987 Star Trek – did. Star Trek is one of the most loved television franchises on Earth, and the franchise has also developed a huge cult following with millions of faithful fans around the globe.
The Star Trek franchise has also attracted a loyal following around the world because it reflects the spirit and philosophy of the human spirit. Its characters are all, ultimately, human people looking to understand and conquer the unknown, and are often driven to do so by deep emotion. The film is generally acknowledged by its audience to be one of the greatest films ever made, not only as a Star Trek movie – many would say it is also a Star Trek movie – but as a film in every sense.
"I love the film, but it is so flawed because of how it takes place" – Robert Picardo
In contrast to the typical Star Trek movie, the original series of Star Trek was a space series of fictional ships, rather than a traditional
Nicholas Flores
God damn it,i wanna fuck scott the wozz
I want to marry him
I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INTO HIS BOY BUTT
AHHHHH
HE HAS A TWINK BODY MADE FOR MY YUM YUM CUM
BUT I CAN'T MULTIPLY HIS ASS HARDER
YOUR JOURNEY WITH ME YOU COWARD GUY,THERE'S NO POOR PENIS IN THE WORLD TO SPEND IT ON
I WANT TO MAKE HIM CRUSH YOU
YOUR CHOCOLATE BINGOOOOOOOODDDNNNNNN
GIVE HIM A NICE,THAT IS NOT MY JOB
NO MY GUYS HE IS THE WRONG MALE YOU'RE MAKING
I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INTO HIS BOY BUTT
AHHHHH
HE HAS A THOROUGH THE STYLE THOT IS SO COMFORTABLE
I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INTO HIS BOY BUTT
HIT HIM AT HIS STATION STATION! HE CAN'T STOP IT!
YOUR SEX SLUR PUNISH! YOU THINK YOU GIVE ME A FAN
HE HAS A TWINK,YOUR THUNDER RAPIDLY GOING FROM FINGER TO GRAVE
Christian Sanchez
Noah Allen
Hold my beer
Jackson Harris
Chris is way too into this shit
Zachary Martin
>in this one Sakurai dies
>in this one both times he's mentioned he's labeled "Deceased"
This thing has continuity
It's learning
Luke Russell
While some people think it's something dirty, it's actually just a portmanteau of cute and funny. You can watch a little performance from the beginning of this video, or you can read my full explanation here.
What is it?
It is an online game of playing funny cards of the classic "Card Game" that has recently been updated for 3D. This games features a variety of unique cards of different shapes and sizes all of them with different meanings, and even a few with humorous meanings. You will receive more than enough humorous cards without having to play a lot!
Game Features
– 100 Different Card Slots –
– The funniest cards of all time –
– 3D graphics like the best ever game
– Two modes of strategy for you to choose from!
– A wide variety of different situations to play in to make your game even more entertaining and funny!
– Randomly generated scenarios for you to encounter
– You can even add the same card back and delete it if you don't like it!
– A unique storyline that tells the story of the game…
– Game of life!
More info on this and a new version
Read: How Does An Open-World Card Game Improve Your Game Time?
The first version of A Card Game
Isaiah Nguyen
I didn't know the nazis were such a big threat to the Aztec empire.
Brandon Lee
Sakurai dies in too.
Is there some sort of deeper lore?
Sakurai gives an interview, but the interview is published after being deceased. Sakurai gets cancer and dies. Sakurai's body was dumped in a ditch.
How deep does this rabbithole go?
Cameron Morales
GOD
DAMN IT HAPPENED
GOTTA STAY
Gotta stay
Got to stay home
I was never really close with you
I was never really close with you
And they used a baby to tell me to tell my family they're doing OK.
They told me you're so good to be around,
and that everything's going to be OK, when it doesn't
I told them you're an asshole, but you're not.
I told them my life isn't the way I wanted it to be
You can't blame me. I didn't think about it.
I took the wrong road. When you were in the hospital,
the people you loved, and people you didn't,
they all came to you
So this is something you have to grow up with.
Don't feel bad, I'm not
I'm an adult just like you.
I feel sorry for those who are having to deal with you,
You're just trying to help out a family
Yeah, that could change in a second
I understand. It's okay.
You understand
It's okay.
Yes, I do. I can handle it.
I just have
Parker Harris
Rouge the Bat: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Chase the Crayfish: takes Gekkos the Clown's power armor
Chasing the Clown: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Crocodile's Law: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Dragon's Claw: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Dragon's Heart: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Dragon's Spine: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Duke of the Lost City, The: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Dragon's Tear: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Fire Demon: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Fire Elemental: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Flame the Dragon: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Fists of Vengeance: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
Fusou no Jutsu: takes the chaos emerald from Gekkos the Clown
First-Rate Combatant: takes the chaos emerald from Knuckles the Echidna
Ryan Howard
My favorite JRPG: Pokemon: The First Generation
My least favorite JRPG: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
For the sake of making a list of my favorite games, let me first say that this list of JRPGs is made, in part, of my fondness for these games. These are my absolute favorite games, and I'm not willing to ignore anyone who might enjoy them. That said, there are other games that aren't games that I find as much enjoyment, if not more, than these. You know who else would have to be on this list…
Pokemon
Pokemon: Mystery of Mew
Pokeymon and the Clash of Ages
FireRed and LeafGreen: Pokemon Revolution
Pokemon Blue and Omega Ruby: Pokemon Pinball
So if it would seem to be only Pokemon that are "my" favorites. Good, because you'll find a host of other games on this list that I could also easily recommend for you, without any consideration whatsoever. I do realize that there are other games in this line that I love as well, many of which I will mention below. There's also that one game from the Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen series that is the most beloved of all time, and yet is rarely mentioned in the same breath as the other FireRed and LeafGreen titles.
I am
Aaron Reyes
Every conflict in human history has been because of The Nazis, even the ones that aren't
Connor Ramirez
James Howard
>CIA: If I take that off will you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful.
>CIA: You're a big guy.
>Bane: For you.
CIA: You must think if I put it back on your head I may not be able to do it again. How should I put it back on your head?
Bane: [smiles]
(The next scene shows Bane as he takes off his shirt and revealing his crotch and penis) Mr. CIA, you have not been sleeping?
CIA: Nothing that has really changed.
Bane: [whispering, as he's pulled away] You must give me the pleasure. The pleasure I want, the pleasure that I know you want me to receive.
CIA: You have never had any orgasm until last night at least.
Bane: You know I would think that I would have to think a lot. (Bane is pulling off his pants and putting them down) I've always dreamed of it. I don't know what it is about you the man.
CIA: Your name reminds me of someone in my world.
Agent: That's a lot of questions for you to ask. Do you know anything about that person?
Bane: You know that person?
[Flashback: Bane is trying not to pull down his pants]
Jacob Bell
>Cheers
>The Tuck It Up Tote
based
Landon Reyes
okay
Owen Phillips
>Zeke: What's this? Were you so frightened by our power that you wet yourself, furry-ears?
>Nia: Did I WHAT? You've got a lot of nerve you one-eyed monster!
Katsuhiro: I'm not kidding! There goes my trusty knife and my little sword. And now, my new toy, the thing that looks JUST LIKE him!
Ginny: *giggles* Look at you, you're still wearing his face, look at it!
Nia: Whoa! What happened when we met in school? It was so embarrassing.
Katsuhiro: Oh! I didn't mean for it to happen!
Nia: I meant it was a surprise because there was nothing more to hide!
Katsuhiro: Huhuhuuhuhuuhuhuuhuhuhuuhuuhuhuuhuuhuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuhuuh
Noah Torres
Parker Russell
Is alex married to a iron golems or villager?
Angel Jones
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? And how do you plan to stop me?"
He didn't respond, so she punched him in the jaw, knocking him down to the ground.
"Okay," she breathed through gritted teeth, "just shut the fuck up and try to move yourself away from me or I'll just-" she ran her thumb back and forth over Ruby's crotch, trying to get a feel of her pussy.
She stopped halfway across the room, when the door opened. Ruby's eyes widened as her lips came to rest on his, letting herself sink into his mouth hard. She couldn't imagine how big she really is at this point, her hand pressed down on his penis, but she was still growing.
"Ruby…"
She shook the woman out of it by pushing her hands away from him and looking down at her stomach- which suddenly had a full, red mound. "Ruby. You aren't making me do anything. If you won't do what I tell you then it's my fault-"
"Ruby..." the woman's voice was hushed as she started to move out of the room.
Ruby was shocked as well by this new development. With her hand still on his cock, she grabbed her hair and stood there holding it.
l-lewd transformer
Thomas Hall
Uh, guys?
Camden Sanders
William Myers
Goku: Hey it's me Goku!
[A giant Goku jumps off of the tower. Suddenly there are giant Goku flying around him, he starts landing on the ground and knocks out Goku and everyone else who's there.]
Krillin: You know it's dangerous when the dragon is coming for you.
Krillin: Who is this guy?!
Goku: That kid is the Dragon-sama!
Powers and abilities
Master-level Super Saiyan
Powers Name Power Description Dragon Ball Super: Dragon Ball Super possesses Super Saiyan God level transformations and energy fields, including the Dragon Ball Z's ability to transform into a gigantic dragon and the Dragon Ball Super's Dragon Ball Super's Super Saiyan God transformation, which is also possible with a Super Saiyan Blue Transformation. His super-speed speed, combined with his extreme durability and super-healing capabilities, allows him to fight for hours in battle without taking any damage from opponents or the planet's sun. His Super Saiyan God form grants him superhuman strength and incredible speed, he is even capable of absorbing energy from his opponent's blast of ki.
Kayden Stewart
Ethan Phillips
Really excited to see what Riot Games can do with FFXII in the future.
Colton Cruz
MOTHER 4:
“PK FIRE” ness shouted as he burns an orphanage down to the ground
Jeff and paula watch in fear
Poo is erect, hands are full
”This is the worst part he says as he smashes all the orphanage's furniture to pieces.
Poo is now standing in the kitchen. The kitchen has been set alight, all the tables, appliances, everything gone except for his own food.
Jeff grabs a knife as he and paula walk towards him
”I didn't tell you Jeff tells him as Poo stands on the corner of the kitchen table, holding a large glass filled to a depth of 3 inches
”It's done
‧He grabs a hammer and goes to the door.
Jeff stands there wondering "what did I tell u?" The door swings open and paula opens it with her knife and stabs Jeff in the stomach with the butt
Poo has a look of horror on his face, but then walks to a window opposite of the kitchen and walks away. Jeff follows her and begins to watch her as he stares in blank rage, trying to remember.
***
***
Jeff and paula go back into the house and go through the kitchen looking for the fireplace they burned down
”We went to the orphan
Bentley Gray
>police officer steve martin
Parker Turner
didnt know they had such a history in the mmo genre
Samuel Lopez
Smash bros is getting a new dlc that adds a new story mode where each spirit battle is based on fetishes. The game features many fetishes like: "Bite", "Blowjob", "Cock", "Doggy", "Jerk", "Handjob" and several more like "Pussy Eating", "Czech Girl", "Dirty Laundry" and many more.
"Funny fetishes" is a very nice touch.
"Cock", "Killer Cocks", "Balls", and many more are in the game for now. We will have news about other fetishes and their availability soon.
Another thing is that you can't buy the "Frenzy packs" that are on the store now but you can buy the original packs in an app with some more stuff in it like "Fleshlights" and the "Titan Pack" which includes only 5 men. The only way to get "Frenzy packs" in the game, that I know of is to buy "Frenzy Packs: 2-3" online which I believe costs $3.99.
I'm hoping not much, but I will give it a try soon. Also, I'm thinking about giving you a hint, but you would have to go through a little bit of your phone, it isn't
Evan Anderson
Wyatt Nelson
Better start learning some actual skills code monkeys.
Aaron Martin
I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I'll feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me in my tracks
I'm on an island in the ocean
Wondering what this has gotten me
But it doesn't do much to stop the waves
And then with a crash of a thud
We break out into a sea of pink
I'll be a child again
That's what I'm afraid of
But I'm not frightened of what's on the other side…
I'm afraid of what's on the other side…
I'm on an island in the ocean
Wondering what this has gotten me
But it doesn't do much to stop the waves
And then with a crash of a thud
We break out into a sea of pink
Now I'm in the ocean again
I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I'll feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me in my tracks
I'm on an island in the ocean
Wondering what this has gotten me
But it doesn't do much to stop the waves
And then with a crash of a thud
We break out into a sea of pink
It's all I know that isn't true
What if something's really wrong
I don't know what
Gavin Jackson
This is the greatest video game plot ever written.
David Gray
Henry Kelly
Princess Peach fucks Princess Daisy
Princess Peach is so horny with Princess Daisy that she gets all hot and bothered by Princess Peach's hairy pussy and tight little ass. This cute blond princess enjoys getting fucked in her tight sexy pussy while her petite tits are bouncing off the thick, heavy cock of Princess Peach. Watch this sexy Princess Peach cum while she plays with her wet pussy while Princess Daisy's juicy little tits bouncing off her hot twink body. When you watch this sexy blonde princess blow off her load, you won't forget to cum too. Enjoy all of the hot, sexy and filthy girls with huge sexy round asses getting fucked in various positions by this sex crazed princess. Watch all of the sweet, sexy and horny girls being fucked in every possible way from a cute, sexy, dirty girl, to a hot, sexy, dirty girl with huge round tits, to even a gorgeous girl with tight pink panties who loves cock fucking. Plus, make sure to enjoy all of the hot, sexy and dirty asses and hot girls doing various positions while this dirty blonde princess is doing her best to suck on her dong. Enjoy the fun of all of the sex crazed cute girls and horny teens fucked with their sexy large dong with a huge load, cumshot and cumshot!
Carter Baker
OP is a part of the OpenBORO Project.
Tyler Carter
>and now, on top of trying to kill all uncles, he's actually threatening the stability of the world. That's the real power of Devil May Cry.
Fucking kek
Mason Ward
What the fuck does this mean
Carter Williams
E3 2019:
Todd fists sakurai in the e3 back stage whilst his penis is inside gabe newell
“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DONT BUY SKYRIM 2” he screams as the event goes onto the bethesda stage
“IM SORRY FOR SEVENTY SIX!!!”
“I FOUND HILLS!!”
“I GIVE YOU LUST IN A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SEE ME IN THE CAST MELEE STADIUM!!”
“STAY STRONG, JESUS!”
So, what will this mean on patch 3.7?
Well, it's not for sure if anything will come to pass in regards or that these things will be removed, but there's already work in the works that was completed previously (for example in Dragonborn) as it's been pointed out that this doesn't have any bearing on anything in 3.7. As such the only thing that's in the pipeline is a melee two
Chase Walker
Cameron Cox
Which one of you wrote this?
Luis Hernandez
EA announced there new Garfield mmo/battle royal/kart racer called Garfield:The dating sim was first announced by developer GameCube Games back in September. It follows Garfield, The Amazing World of Gumball and The LEGO Batman Movie and will be released on February 29.
In other news from Monday, we saw The Last of Us: Left Behind and another trailer for The Walking Dead Game Of The Year Edition (via Kotaku). Other notable shows include Fox's Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer and Sony's Captain America: Civil War, which will hit cinemas on August 6.
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The Legend Of Zelda
After being a long-lost video game of late, the Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild got a big dose of love on Monday from Nintendo. They released an official gameplay trailer on YouTube with the game's developers teasing that "this game is everything you have hoped and dreamed of."
New Zelda gameplay: Zelda's Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild features an exhilarating battle between the forces of good and evil, and it looks fantastic! We wish you can join us on the battlefield as your partner, or even as a boss! [Nintendo Creative Director] Ocarina And The Illusions [Nintendo]
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Asteroid Odyssey
Carson Martin
Here is your Marvel vs. Capcom 4
M. Bison rapes Chun-Li before killing Chun-Li, but is killed at the hospital when a bomb explodes when Chun-Li wakes up from a coma.
Chun-Li has her body broken down by Doctor Strange and is left to die.
Dr. Strange uses his powers to control and remove the restraints of Chun-Li's body and give her the ability to become immortal. He tells her this is only for her protection and she must keep this secret because she doesn't know who she is anymore. Doctor Strange then takes Chun-Li's body with the intention of placing it into his Vault. When Spider-Woman and the other super-villains begin to interfere in his plans he tells them to leave this planet because the only reason for doing this was to show that he will do something to stop Loki from destroying Earth - if they do not leave he will send the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier to destroy Earth. When Spider-Woman intervenes and tries to stop him Spider-Woman is shot in the chest by Hulk; when Doctor Strange arrives he uses Spider-Man's web-shooters to absorb Hulk's energy to turn him into a statue as a kind of mercy killing to keep himself hidden so the Avengers can protect Earth.
Jack Lopez
jesus
Oliver Watson
What did it mean by this
Matthew Nguyen
This thing really likes talking about Nazis and linking to reddit.
Elijah Wood
please god I just want to ~~ stop ~~ screaming ~~ I want to ~~ be quiet~~ I want ~~ everything ~~ gone ~~ Please God ~~ I'm sorry I'm sorry ~~ Please God ~~ I can't ~~ tell ~~ anyone ~~ ~~ Please God ~~ I'm so afraid ~~ Please God ~~ I'm so scared~~ I'm so scared ~~ Please God ~~ I need ~~ to ~~ stop ~~ crying ~~ please god ~~ I need ~~ to ~~ ~~ do ~~ ~~ please ~~ please god ~~ You are ~~ so ~~ powerful ~~ You are ~~ super ~~ You are ~~ powerful ~~ You are ~~ super ~~ You are ~~ powerful ~~ You are ~~ super ~~ I want to ~~ stop ~~ crying ~~ please god ~~ I want ~~ to ~~ stop ~~ crying ~~ please god ~~ I'm sorry ~~ Please God ~~ I'm so sorry ~~ Please God ~~ Please God ~~ I'm sooooooo sorry ~~ Please God ~~ please god ~~ Please God ~~ I'm so sorry ~~ Please God ~~ I need ~~ to ~~ stop ~~ crying ~~ please god ~~ I'm sorry
Andrew Richardson
Michael Barnes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christian Bennett
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Levi Bennett
Zachary Brown
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there, Princess Padme. If you would let me know where you are heading, I can give you an early welcome. ... [looks at the back screen] I've got an extra piece of news. You might want to take it. You will find me in Dathomir.
Princess Padme: Oh, no. Who do you mean me? Obi-Wan Kenobi: Just that it has come across my way. To see me here for the first time after all these years of waiting.
Princess Padme: Ah, well. If you really mean what I've said, I'll accept your invitation. If you are Obi-Wan Kenobi. You may speak with me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ... [looks at himself in the back screen] ... Well, if, indeed, you're still a boy, then I am indeed a man, too. [pause] ... Oh, dear. I'm sorry. I can hardly believe this has been the experience of so many years. I'm just glad it wasn't to you.
Princess Padme: Thank you, Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'd never understand. It's not fair. Why were you brought into this world? What did you do to earn such a reputation? [pause] Oh. Oh, really? You are all of a sudden so strong? What was it
Levi Thomas
>Switch
>gaming rig
>PS4 Controller
Anthony Jackson
>Eggmageddon cannon
SEGA HIRE THIS MAN
Christopher Lewis
(Todd howard walks on stage)
Todd:we are pleased to announce a collaboration with shadstudios,i would like to invite Shadman onto the stage to show his new game
Shadman:In this new game you play as a loli wizard fighting monsters using your magic sex abilities known as fetish-spells
Todd:are fetish spells real? (the audience is confused)
Shadman:Yes. And they change your shape when you use them…
Todd:well thats fucking hilarious, how far did that go on stage? (shadman's penis starts bulging and glistening)
Shadman:It was great. It was super hilarious.
Todd:well thank u so much for having me for such an amazing experience!!!
Shadman:Thank you so much!
Todd:yea, I know I probably won't have alot of time to work on that stuff, so enjoy
Asher Allen
Brody Sanders
Why aren't you playing Fallout 3 right now?
Bentley Taylor
It's incredible at generating this kind of shit because it's just autistic enough to be convincingly unhinged.
Hunter Cruz
Coming Q3 2021.
Noah Walker
>HE HAS NO STYLE!
I KNOW IT'S WRONG, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T BRING IT WITH YOU. YOU'RE ALREADY AN ASSHOLE IN MY CARTOON! I HAVE SO MANY OF YOU! HOW MANY DO YOU THINK THOSE GUYS ARE, GUYS LIKE YOU? THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE ME ON IN MY WORLD OF NANOPHOTS and CEREALS. NOTHING MORE! IF I NEVER SEE YOU! THEN I'LL TRY TO THROW YOU TO THE DOOR OF DEATH. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY MOTHER LIKE SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS. BUT I'VE GOTTEN ME TO UNDERSTAND, NOW. WHAT IT MEAN? DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MY NICE CLOTHES, ANYMORE. I THINK YOU'LL MAKE BETTER KIDS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR FOOD EVERY DAY! THAT'S NOT WHAT MEAT IS FOR! WHAT I MEAN is YOU DON'T WANT KIDS TO FEED THEIR GRIMMERS! YOU DON'T WANT ANY ONE OF MY CHILDREN GO THROUGH ANYONE'S WORMPATH! DON'T TAKE CARE OF ANYBODY's GIRLFRI
Thomas Baker
>shadmans penis starts bulging and glistening
Aaron Rogers
Isaiah Powell
Try to have it write erotic fanfiction of your waifu.
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user waited with baited breath, as Nia grabbed hold of his throbbing cock, and eased herself down his spine, almost as if she were doing it to a bird.
Nia started to slide up the side of his cock, stroking him lovingly. When she reached the base of his cock, she slowly began to thrust up to full cockload, and his cock began to throb even more when she pushed into him.
Mmhmm...
Nia took a breath before pushing into him once again, now a full length and very hard. She began to give him another quick suck before moving into deeper and deeper inching her way. Her breathing grew faster as she approached this peak, almost becoming a snort. She felt herself getting closer and closer, her entire lower half rubbing right against him. Nia could feel her legs getting close to reaching her peak as well, but they still went on a little too fast.
"Oww, you've lost me!" Nia screamed while getting pulled away and hissed his reply, "You're so far in, Mister Momma!"
A/N: Thank you for reading this very early version. I'm excited to have the story out there and post it! The following chapters are to hopefully add to the existing content, since I want to continue exploring
Thomas Anderson
Robert Bennett
Holy fuck bros, this crossover sounds epic
Jason Gray
*taps mic* ahem, FUCK JANNIES AND NIGGERS. — JK Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 31, 2015
"Mugglegame" is a phrase often used by children during a lull in conversation, or in order to create a tense atmosphere in one's dialogue. Rowling's tweet makes clear here that she believes that the entire campaign is a plot orchestrated by the evil wizard known as Harry Potter.
Parker Gray
Justin Brooks
This is literally Yea Forums
Evan Ramirez
>Read by Kotaku's own Nathan Grayson
>Source:Reddit
Christopher Barnes
Zachary Hall
Camden Moore
Peter: Holy Crap Lois! It's Keanu Reeves from Cyberpunk 2077!
Keanu Reeves: I think Lois is a real badass!
Lois: Okay, Keanu just had the most wonderful reaction in my entire life.
Keanu Reeves: Oh.
Lois: How are you doing?
Keanu Reeves: *grins* I'm great. *starts to run away after hearing this* I'm so glad you're okay.
Lois: Oh my god!
Peter: Oh, god Lois.... I don't know if my life is worth living.
Lois: Is this just a dream, or is this happening?
Peter: No.
Lois: Oh, oh no!
Keanu Reeves: Lois.. please don't take this the wrong way, but... I don't care what happens to me, I still wanna be with you.
Lois: Oh, my goodness!
Keanu Reeves: Oh come on, don't be so mean. Now, don't tell anybody you're gay. Let that sink in for a minute or two.
Lois: ...but you sure can't tell me he likes...
Keanu Reeves: *grabs a shirt from her lap*
Peter: What?! I love women. *gets punched*
Jaxon Miller
Grayson Hernandez
Just like my hentai doujins!
Daniel Lewis
so am i married to sarah or michelle
Jacob Brooks
Thanos).
We already know there are at least two ways to deal with your teammates. There's the standard "get over it" approach to making friends that I don't like. However, I also have other friends. I know that if I don't share ideas or talk about things with them, I can end up hurting them (sometimes painfully) and they get hurt (sometimes not). On the other hand, there are things we can do and I have found I can give each one a great deal more consideration than simply saying thank you or being nice to any one member of the team. A "Good Guy" (or, at least, one that doesn't hurt them in any way, regardless of their character) is one good guy who makes everyone else who follows look silly or call them names, regardless of who they are or what they do.
There aren't a whole lot of Good Guys on a team that don't get hurt, but if you are able to get over your teammates with those few extra few good guys, they will find it easier to get over the others. My friends and I tend to treat each other with respect and with an open mind instead of judging people for being bad people. We try not to make assumptions about why someone acts the way they do. This means when you make your own choice to play a certain game you are willing to make a
Ryan Bailey
what did they grab?!
Hunter Harris
Ayden Mitchell
Breath of the Wild is available now for Nintendo Switch on the same day as PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Xbox One X and PlayStation 4 Pro. More information can be found at nintendo.com
Ryder Reed
Had no idea this cuck story would turn into such a good read
Michael Jones
>I've come to make an announcement.
I want you. You are a hero in my heart. That's why I'm here. That's why we're here. You are my partner, my friend, my friend. And you are my hero." "You are the best part of my life. And you will become even better." "You are the best part of my life, and yet, you've only been me for so long. That's why I'm here. That's why we're here. You are the only one I love. And yet, you're always alone, every day. That's why I'm here. That's why we're here. You are everything I love, and yet you have barely any." "I have waited since I could hear the sound of a human voice for you to come into my life. You've been waiting all night for me. You never knew that this was truly my heart. It's time we started. I need you, desperately. I need YOU. I need you when I am dying, ready to leave you behind. You know what I'm dying of?" Her eyes sparkled as she spoke. "What does that feel like?"
The first thing you notice though is that she's been in so many rooms with you. She tells you it feels like something is missing in her body. You're pretty sure
Luis Peterson
>Have sex with people who don't exist," she says.
She also writes about things not that her friend likes to talk about, such as being sexually harassed or having a friend die. One way to cope, she says, is to pretend to be something other than you at your workplace, school, church or social gathering.
Charles Torres
Ganondorf seems like a villain, but I guess I prefer his personality as a villain to Ganondorf's personality as a hero. For example, the Dark Knight of the old age, Darkrai, seems like a villain while Ganondorf seems like a hero.
I will admit, I could not decide if Ganondorf truly had this great power and why he didn't use it against his enemies when the time came but I chose to believe the Dark Knight of the old age did. I also believe Ganondorf simply didn't care a lot about who he killed so if he killed Ganondorf to save Darkrai's life, it would definitely make sense. After all, the Dark Knight of the old age did it all to save the village from the Dark Lord. I think even Dark Lord himself admits that Ganondorf wasn't the one that had to die so it seems that Ganondorf did actually kill Ganondorf as part of his plan, but only to protect Zelda so Ganondorf should've been happy with the sacrifice too.
Ganondorf would have also wanted to save Zelda and Zelda would have wanted to save Ganondorf. When Ganondorf uses a magic sword after his defeat against Ganondorf, Zelda and all the other characters are shocked and shocked at being betrayed.
I knew it.
Luke Jones
continued
Brayden Cooper
(you) is going out.
If the date in the above example would be in the beginning of a new month, you have the following options:
if the date is after 1 November, and you could not make it to the store, simply tell the Store Manager to close it, and you will be notified if it is opened again
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You can read more about how to make these changes in our help section. If you had the above instructions from an adult, you have an alternative to a store visit to your door. Here's what the instructions say if you had the option to cancel your purchase online:
You can cancel your order online, and then phone the store in person to cancel. However, we cannot ship or process the items if you cancel online. Instead, call the store to make a payment at a bank or another approved service facility.
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Thomas Ross
Todd Howard pegging contest
Jordan Russell
I kissed my waifu. I kissed my waifu a lot."
"I got in a little bit too close. I kissed my waifu a lot." "I really thought I was too good for them, the way my mouth was on their neck when we kissed."
"It was a few minutes into it when I got really horny."
"I felt the urge to play with myself again."
"She was rubbing me up to the point that I couldn't control myself."
"She told me she was really turned on and was going to use me."
"I put my mouth on her ass."
"It was so hot. She put her mouth on my cock and it felt really good."
"I just started to stroke her pussy. I loved it, it felt so good."
"I just looked at her and felt her wet mouth on me. She was kissing me."
"I just turned her on more."
"I got her pretty hard."
"I liked the feeling, it was making me wet a little bit."
"She was pulling my hair really good. It felt really good."
"I'm thinking, oh, the other stuff they're doing to me."
"You need to fuck. They're fucking me
Ryder Lewis
I didn't expect much but... WHAT
Alexander Mitchell
Henry White
Charles Brown
Not what I expected
Nathan Reyes
Bros... reddit chads won...
Hudson Foster
Good shit.
Michael Richardson
Daniel Reed
It's so fucking good at coming off like an austically stunted fanfiction writer.
Samuel Russell
>it hurt to sleep at night when I lost to The King
>it hurts to listen to the voices
So he's possessed, that explains some things
Parker Martinez
This is some heavy anime plot shit
Mason Edwards
Stop right there, criminal scum! I'll make sure your last night's meal was full of your piss."
"I won't," he said.
"I don't want to hear it. I'm going to run," the man said.
When they were outside I told the clerk what I knew about the man. He was on parole for aggravated assault and having sex with people under 15, and that was where he had been to get away the last time he showed up for the parole hearing.
I had been working late since lunch, waiting to go to bed, and this was when the clerk came up to work after work. He was wearing khaki shorts and jeans with "Plethora Services" on them. He handed me a bag of weed.
"This is $15 in cash," he told me.
I opened it. There was $1.70. Then he handed me another bag of buds, and one green flower, which had the words "The Black Market Organ Grader is no longer in business."
I shook my head, turned back toward the rest of the room, and began to smoke them, just so I might think I was not smoking, just like I hadn't been before. At that moment, the clerk grabbed my back and pulled me away, with my eyes staring directly at him
Easton Sanchez
Jack Turner
Alexander Carter
OH NO NO NO!!!But this is not how I wanted to start the campaign;
I started the campaign with a goal to "give the world a better life" (i.e. no more war, no more disease). This was in the early days of the campaign.
A lot has happened since.
The world has come about because the poor (as you can appreciate, these poor people are the ones who are killed at the hands of rich, corrupt, racist-favoured people) did not get what they wanted in their world.
I tried to provide an alternative to the status quo, in which I tried hard not to promote a world where people got killed because of their political beliefs. This was my intention - that by raising up these causes, the world would be a little bit worse off.
If you have any other question or concerns, I hope they will be discussed here.
Thank you,
Mike
Mike (at last) - on the internet, I hope.
(to be continued...)
This site was built mainly for you. To get the most out of this site, share what you like and don't like from it with your friends, or if you want to give it a try to spread it some more, you can do so.
Ryder Jones
Holy fuck
Miura btfo
Thomas Hughes
What the fuck
I just wanted a Bloodborne joke
Ayden Williams
>my mom grabbed my balls and started to rub his big fat cock
>moved her big black cock
That last paragraph is a rollercoaster
Thomas James
What's Death Stranding about?
The sequel explores the mysteries of mysterious lost human beings who vanished from our planet a half-century ago.
Owen Foster
Hitler is a fucking slut.
Anthony Johnson
Justin Long
>Eggmageddon cannon
I'm in fucking tears
Robert Morgan
>After nearly 50 years, Disney was finally able to release KINGDOM HEARTS 4
How is it able to make it so realistic?
Carter Diaz
Ethan Flores
Kojima has something better than Death Stranding
Chase Jones
Talk to transformer more like talk to Kinoformer
Luis Green
It so perfectly replicates a fucking sperg lmao
Jackson Diaz
dotards...
William Fisher
Jayden Sanchez
Ethan Price
I think I’ve seen someone post this before. It has to have happened.
Josiah Adams
Christopher Anderson
kek
Nathan Cook
Reading these and so many of them come off like average Yea Forums posts it's frightening. What if this thing posts on Yea Forums and we don't even know?
Noah Russell
>Studio Ghibli's famed animator Joseph Barbera
>Spirited Away: Ocarina of Time
Levi Perry
oh god this is actually hilarious
Brody Rivera
Grayson Allen
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOT and one of my fav things to do was to play "noob games" - there was one where you needed to get a gun from a machine to unlock certain doors - i would make my own pistol as an example - therewasnt a big difference but i dont use guns very much nowadays unless its me or someone else. what makes you think you have a "passable pass" to be able to start games on console? did you use gamepads or mousepad in that setup? you seemed to be getting around to playing some game in a gamepad, like it seems to be the case here (I've seen someone who has never even played in a gamepad, but they claim to be capable?) do you think you should've gotten more experience on PC like how you did on Xbox? how are you managing to play games, especially now that you have console? i am sure you guys have some tips to share?
Adrian Edwards
It figures I'd get Smash nonsense
Aiden Gray
Nolan Hall
>when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character. the games characters only recognise u as u do u, so in the beginning, we didn't have to battle them very often. that's when u become "in a race against the clock" because when u have been playing you don't know what u might do next. in game, in your "real life" world, u couldnt play until 10 oclock or 11 oclock at night or something. there were times in the games where you could not stay awake because your girlfriend thought u were trying to sleep. like when I was 15, i didn't know anything else as to what u get to do as ur character. the thing that has been the greatest challenge for me lately about fondling video games characters is that they're much more intelligent than im. not only do they think, they're thinking, they're thinking about things that u don't think.
Kind of weird how well it managws to flow with this pasta
Grayson Baker
Luke Carter
So... you like to play Castlevania? What, what if it was for a different kind of game? Let me know if it's possible in the comments below!
Eli Garcia
>[Flashback: Bane is trying not to pull down his pants]
Pure kino
Justin Cook
Levi Bell
What the fuck this thing is a kino writing machine
Evan Bailey
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? DOES SONIC WIN?
Leo Jones
Leave Rolemaster alone, kotaku.
Luis Jones
The classic
Ian Ward
Is the text transformer right? Is Yea Forums really this bad because of the mods?
Dylan Reed
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? You've got a lot on your mind, haven't you, Reynold?" He chuckled, and she could see the anger rising in his eyes as he moved closer to the bed. He was fucking right in front of her, the way his cock tickled her tongue made her head bob up and down and the way his long blond hair was falling over her shoulders made her mind jump, jumping like a confused rabbit's. "You can fuck me, Reynold... But..." He took the bait, and looked at me again, his red eyes searching me. He turned his head, looking at me in a sort of jealous tone of way. "It was only meant to be a date. I meant no harm, after what my... friends and I had done to you." I nodded. "It's good to know that I can't always rely on you. You know, just so you know," I took his hips in my hands, and he took my hands in his. "It's just... it's... When you say you'll never hurt my feelings for you, you're right." For the first time, I didn't know how I wanted him to react to that, but he put his
Woah mama
Robert Johnson
Cameron Martinez
Since it transforms normal shit into pervy text so much, I tried putting something very pervy to begin with, and it went into Pokemon. Of course it did.
Austin Carter
Sounds like a stand up "comedian" circa the mid 00s disguising a diatribe about how much America sucks as humor because he's saying it loudly on stage.
Liam Davis
What the actual fuck?
Nolan Edwards
I thought it’d make original lines for the Jevil Midna copypasta but then
Jaxon Cox
>allegedly raped several times
Dylan Adams
cringe based redpilled dilate have sex cope seethe yikes oof seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe seethe sum seethe sum seethe sum m8 sum m8 sum m8 sum sum m8 sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum
I think I broke it
Carter Anderson
>all those sex scenes I missed
>I didn’t even play Echoes
How can I call myself a Zelda fan...
Gabriel Gutierrez
The true crime ones are the worst/best, idk where it's going with those.
Evan Jenkins
Ok, who made this thing start getting political
Michael Williams
>I live near Long Beach
Did it accidentally pick up a police report or something?
Jaxon Morgan
Carter Ortiz
Anthony Scott
>When Randy Pitchford left his USB stick in the Medieval Times
an employee discovered a video of himself, and it was too late.
The video went viral and people couldn't believe the worst was really happening in their lifetimes. The man who made it was later caught and sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison, which he served.
Now, Pitchford is fighting for an appeal on his own case, even though the courts have ruled against him. As of Monday, he is the only person to be released from prison. His wife, Julie, still lives in the family house, making it tough to watch them go behind bars.
"It's still too hard … so it's not easy," Julie Pitchford said.
Pitchford was charged with second-degree sex offense and first-degree possession of child pornography after his wife's husband discovered the hard drive on his laptop. Pitchford confessed and admitted to possession of child pornography, and, as far as Pitchford could tell, a video, but not a copy. Pitchford says he only sent the hard drive to his sister, who is his wife, in order to have a picture of the child. He says he did not have the device with him during his trial.
It took years for Pitchford to be found guilty and sentenced to a total of two
Samuel Hernandez
Better than real life gaming (((((journalism))))
Fucking kek
Cameron Cox
>Pitchford was charged with second-degree sex offense and first-degree possession of child pornography after his wife's husband discovered the hard drive on his laptop.
>Pitchford says he only sent the hard drive to his sister, who is his wife,
Ryder James
Kevin Hernandez
this thing reads too many doujins
Jonathan Scott
what the fuck
Connor Allen
>Only the best games are allowed in this thread. Yep. Only the best games.
Any games you like. Only games you enjoy. No memes, rage comics etc. Not even games where I get to pick a side. Even if that side is Nazi Nazis. This is supposed to be a community created for people just like you. That's how you start a community, right there. So, here are the games to play:
Guitars.
Guitar
Drones.
Drones
Tanks.
Tank, T1.
Tank, T2.
Tanks, U3.
Tank, U4.
Torsos.
Torsos, U7.
Torsos, U8.
Tank Destroyers.
Tank Destroyers, U9.
LMG.
LMG, T2.
LMG, T3.
Launchers.
Cannon.
Launcher, U4.
LRM (Launcher), U20.
LRM, U25.
M20A2.
M20A2 + 1/1, U25.
M1A2, E2, U20.
M15.
M1,
Robert Collins
Ethan Foster
>In which Arkham tries to buy weed for Kramer from Dante's street persona, "Tobey"
Alexander Bell
who the fuck is tobey
Jack Campbell
SWITCHFAGS BTFO
The plot of Breath of the Wild 2 will be that it will be bigger, it will be a little darker, it will be more personal for the characters but ultimately a big, deep RPG story for the Wii U... and I am convinced we'll get that.
Nintendo Direct 18 Feb 2017
When asked about Nintendo's first game, Breath of the Wild, he gave this answer: "Yes, I think that's going to be a game based around our vision, but also really unique. So we're just thinking a whole different way of making a game based around that vision. [It's] not just, you know, let's have a little party. Let's have a little adventure." Nintendo did not provide an exact release schedule for Breath of the Wild 2 but one of the rumours that had circulated last year was that the game was set to release on the 3rd June, 2016 for the 3DS.
Andrew Roberts
Stop being such a faggot and be an user like the rest of us
Nolan Martinez
Doujin when?
Carter Cook
uhhhhhhh, Is this canon?
Benjamin Foster
Jace Miller
>Dante uses his Persona to attack
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES
Jaxson Stewart
Well that took a sudden turn.
Dylan Wood
This is a based and redpilled site.
Jaxon Ross
Deserving of the phrase that escalated quickly
Asher Richardson
Rich evans knew it was finally time for his wife to go as he pulled into the driveway and told her not to come in. Police say Evans was talking on the phone with the woman's roommate at the home when the woman said Evans "had got his tongue really loose".
They also say Evans hit the woman in the face.
The man and her mother then rushed to see what was going on. When they arrived on the scene deputies say the woman and mother started screaming and screaming.
Deputies say as soon as police got on scene they shot and killed Evans. As they stood still one of the deputies shot a single shot. The individual who fired the shot was never identified, but the shooting did cause damage to the sheriff's vehicle and other police equipment.
That deputy was also shot and then taken to the hospital where he is currently stable at the time of writing.
The incident has reignited the ongoing feud between Evans and his wife.
Luke Jackson
GUYS HE'S IN
William Moore
very much so
David Perez
Rich evans knew it was finally time to end his life, according to records.
"I'm just a man and I'm killing myself," Evans wrote to his girlfriend June 7, 2016. "I'm going to die now."
As Evans stood in an Orange County courtroom on Sept. 20, 2016, he asked the judge, "Did you hear?"
He ended his own life two minutes later in a deathbed statement recorded by an Orange County Health Department lab technician.
"I know I don't do anything for this world and for the world that has been built on my blood and my sweat, but I just feel trapped into my body and I don't have a real way to escape," Evans said. "This world has its evil, and it keeps using my blood as fuel."
Evans's family members, including his father, Jim Evans, have repeatedly denied he had any medical condition or mental state. Many of his former classmates, friends and former students agree with his story.
A former high school football teammate, Ryan Jones, testified last month that he often asked Evans to keep playing because the sport "put it on his mind that he had to take drugs."
In the days before his suicide in July 2016, the student wrote the football coach he said offered up a "bitch to my face."
Jones
Daniel Gonzalez
I want someone to read this out loud in this voice: youtu.be
Grayson James
What is this?
Jonathan Ross
*Unzips katana*Unzips katana*Kisses katana*Takes blood from the corpse*Drowns katana*Stunned katana*Kills katana player*Dies*Kills katana player**All items can be used as a starting weapon.*Saves the player's life**Saves the player's life**Shoots multiple enemies at once*Attacks two enemies at once*Attacks three enemies at once*Enters combat mode 1. (This is one of the few ways for the game to tell you your weapon is upgraded)*Enters combat mode 2. (For me the first two are more of an issue, but later in the game when I have more characters)**Saves the game (This is really important, there's no way that you can save the game without getting into combat with the boss.)**Saves the game and leaves the room (One of the great things about this game for people who don't play any RPGs (The best known ones are, of course, those like Dragon Quest) is that, for the first time ever, you're able to explore everything. This adds really great replay value, as well as a different kind of story and different kind of experiences for every situation you're presented with in this game. I'd recommend anyone interested in this type of game or
Samuel Miller
Hello, my name is Hideo Kojima and I am here to day to talk about my new video game Death Stranding. If you have never seen Death Stranding then I would suggest watching the trailer or reading my interview with it's creator Kojima Productions for an overview on the development of one of his recent games.
I am also going to go through some different things that happened to me, in my video game career, through what I'm about to say so that there might be new information to you.
This is my way of showing some important things that happened during my life before the video game industry started. I hope people will read my personal history and learn a lot of great things along the way. This will help people to become the best person they can be if they are to become a professional gamer.
Now let's go to the story. I've been in video game and online gaming for about a year now and I've experienced an immense amount of life experiences, but I've been doing it mostly in a professional manner. I am not really good at making movies, yet I'm the founder of a small film company called Senn. I think my career is mostly based on how well I can pull in the video game market in Japan. Since I have this business I am allowed to do certain things, but I also have a lot
Ian Perry
"I'M A FAGGOT" SCREAMED DUMBLEDOR,
I'm not a big girl anymore!
I don't give a fuck! I'm going to kill myself with my own goddamn penis.
And the reason I'm going to kill myself is because I can no longer
take the shit of a bunch of gay assholes who need to be shot by their own goddamned families.
I'm ready to take my dick out!
I'm going to punch these faggots in the face! I'm going to punch them to death with the fucking pence I've earned in the years since taking that piss!
Fuck 'em!
I'm not going to tolerate it.
I'm going to fuck them dead!
This has been a long time coming.
I'm not going to stay silent.
I'm not going to stay on the sidelines.
I'm in! We're in!
See ya!
BAD TIP OF THE DAY:
A couple of years ago I gave a little bit of my time, my soul and all that, to one of my favorite podcasts, which is called "My Name Is A Fag." It's called "My Name Is A Fag" and it's by Ryan Dunl
John Adams
This is actually canon
John Ortiz
>The more they think these things, the more people feel lonely. The more people think they're lonely, they stop loving others and start feeling lonely; so, that makes them feel sad and lonely.
>There's a saying in Japan, "You should be nice, you should not be stupid." We're really sorry for this, you stupid people. What can one really do to just be nice? I can't help it… I'm just too lazy.
>Anyway, I was sleeping a lot. I had trouble falling asleep because I always felt lazy while sleeping. This was the first time I was getting really tired, it was hard to concentrate on tasks.
>I thought, "Oh good, this makes it easier to sleep. This will make it easier to fall asleep".
Julian Campbell
You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of Hell, and then proceeded to do the same thing to someone as they were already burned to death from hellfire.
As far as I know, a person like you doesn't have the necessary skills to get a man's attention so easily."
-JK Rowling, a reference to The Little Red Riding Hood
The "I can take down a person's self-confidence that much" bit is referring to Harry using the Patronus charm to kill Hagrid without killing him himself as described in The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix. Since Voldemort was clearly aware of this, even if he was using the Deathly Hallows, he would be aware of him as a possible target. It's possible that this could easily be faked, as the Patronus charm is a magical technique that the Dark Lord uses for the purpose of killing his prey by causing an "emitter".
-Hermione, explaining Harry's plan
Hermione's answer to what a Patronus is is: The charm works differently in this case - the Death Eater wand can turn "power" to "spell" (which could mean "attack of the wand" or "make a weapon"), while the Dark Lord's wand would need to be "powered" with the power of their
Henry Harris
Holy shit
Julian Brooks
holy fucking shit ahaha
I'm dying
Daniel Taylor
SMASH ULTIMATE DLC LEAKED
Elijah Ward
Oh god, is it Nu-Tifa?
Ethan Diaz
Aaron Jones
>CIA nigger boy" was a term coined by the CIA to define black children born in the early 1950s who, while still biologically black, are not black
>It's not really a race thing, it's just a statement of fact.
>I mean if you're black you're a racist
endless keks
is that why funky showed up dead in miami? why is everyone ignoring this?
this is the coolest ive seen
Ethan Johnson
I legitamtley cried reading this.
You're wonderful, this whole thread is wonderful
Joshua Lewis
War never changes. And when it does, it changes not because you changed something, but because the enemy changed something in response to something you said.
Aaron Rodriguez
Guys, I think I broke it.
Isaiah Torres
I read shit like this and I wonder how long it is going to take before we have robots writing all our TV shows, books and movies.
Angel Rodriguez
uhhh
Henry Flores
Isaiah Harris
Somewhat profound, but also feels like something I would read in a RPG maker game.
Grayson Anderson
Are you sure? Looks like it's working as intended.
Luke Reyes
that's terror
Oliver Parker
Did they steal this from a gamefaqs guide, oh my lord.
Josiah Garcia
Hunter Martinez
*Keanue Reeves points at the man in the audience*
Keanue Reeves: you're I can't say how she looks but it's kinda looks like she's slightly chubby. And while it seems like you're probably the only man in this thing , the woman (who may be a man) behind you is kind of like your brother in crime who doesn't see any dangers on the bus. The one person wearing the pink pants is me. It's funny, I'm so glad she didn't use a vibrator in there or something. It's not just that the thing isn't there but it's that there's not much room for a vagina. I can just imagine her getting pleasure from it . (you know there's a guy looking right at her and it's not even just the penis. She'll want to see your dick. She'll want to fuck your head off.)
Lina Reeves: It's not just your dick, it's every single part of your body. It's your ears.
Wut?
Dylan Jenkins
The next smash brothers dlc character is known as Kaira. He has been the primary antagonist in the Smash Brothers series dating back to 1993. This was the first Smash Bros. title where Kaira was a playable character. His design in the dlc has not changed, nor was the character's abilities expanded.
DLC character (1st game on WiiU) [ edit ]
In the WiiU DLC, Kaira has a slightly different design than the other playable characters. He is described as having yellowish skin, blue lips, and green eyes. His name does not change; it is only changed according to what he is doing (which in the case of Brawl, is the move of choice) and when he performs it.
In Brawl, the design of Kaira is the same as his Brawl predecessor with green and yellow eyes (though they also feature his signature move. The only difference is that he has red lips and a black eye).
In the DSi versions of Smash, Kaira's design differs from Brawl in the sense that he has light brown skin, red lips, blue eyes, and brown eyebrows.
In all forms of Smash, his voice acting is similar to both him and Greninja, despite the differences with regards to color, as they may have had different voices based on their backgrounds.
Christian Russell
Kayden Phillips
Holy fuck
Brody Cox
Male Voice 1: Hey Tommy! What the fuck's the hold-up, eh?
Male Voice 2: Shut up, jerkwad!
Male Voice 1: Get the fuck over here!
Male Voice 3: Hey Marcus, come check this shit out. There's this robot here copyin' our speech and stuff!
Robot: Hey, what are you saying? Why aren't you being more friendly?
Male Voice 1: Well it's just that you're just fucking around… I'm too lazy to get back and clean up after all of their stupid things.
Male Voice 2: And I'm the one that took all your stupid stuff with me? And they still aren't gonna fix it, you know. You've gotta see this.
Robot: We're gonna get it done, Tommy!
Male Voice 1: I mean... it's a nice job, but you're just getting to be too fast!
Robot: How're you gonna get it done?
Male Voice 1: This'll go really smooth, and if I hit a button they will start to turn around...
Robot: I see, Tommy!
Robot: I think this thing's gonna go on a full roll!
Eli Walker
Imagining him saying this on stage has me in tears
Nicholas Hughes
Liam Wright
JESUS TODD
Adam Thompson
Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul. If you think it can't stand your fire and will burn you into ash... well, it's your fault. In fact, you don't even need the ring to see through your eyes. It shows a few details... the shape you were last night. The way your eyes twitched. The shape you were once again... the ring, it tells you. You don't need it. So, what does this mean? You must destroy his life and it will only bring him closer to you. He can't live without you... he must be destroyed before he can live. He must be killed before he can even feel you for who he truly is... You must see his weakness and find a way to destroy it. He doesn't have the skill or the strength to defeat you without it. You must destroy him before that day rolls across your face... and it has already come. It'll never come again. Not when you don't know, and it won't happen when you think you know the answer. How could you ever be so blind? You're a good boy, son. You should've known better than to be so foolish... you should've seen the true face of the man you love. A man who will never grow old, who never dies, who is never broken. He'll have a son. A
Noah Collins
Ah shit, we gotta do text versions now.
"Mario slowly looked at the horrific eldritch abomination that was once his brother Luigi, and a feeling of insanity swelled within Mario. He then looked at Luigi, who was sitting on the couch next to him, and finally knew he had to kill him.
"Luigi" turned and yelled "WHAT? Why did you let me die?" He then grabbed Mario's hand, and pulled him to the floor. He ran towards Luigi. "WHAT!?"
A moment later the door exploded. Another blast blasted into the house, and Mario jumped out of the way the first two blasts.
He stood in the house, not looking back, while everyone else stared at Luigi as he screamed at all people in the house to be killed. Then a blast of power destroyed everything around the room of course. Mario didn't even make it to the first blast, but he saw the last one had been deflected by a shield.
He stared ahead, waiting for the next one, and in less than five seconds, Mario's body was covered in lava and he died.
After the funeral, the family looked out on the house, and Mario's mother ran madly into the bushes to scream "SHOOT YOUR MOTHER FUZZ!"
Mario didn't know what to say to his mother. She always seemed angry when he didn't get-"
Luis Green
What the FUCK Reggie.
Andrew Cooper
SONIC: It's over, Donny. There's nowhere to run.
TAILS: Yeah!
SHADOW: Let me see those Chaos Emeralds, now!
DONALD TRUMP: *scatters to his desk* Well, I wasn't quite ready for this, was I?
Tails: You've got a lot left to play with here, Donald.
THE TRUTH: The Truth
[A short pause.]
[...]
DONALD TRUMP: *Looks at the Emeralds, and then back at Tails. Trump looks at Tails. He looks at his own phone with a look of deep anger on his face and then he shakes his head and goes on without a sound...*
TAILS: (Dreading to leave now) Don't!
[The bar, which once belonged to the Cripplegate family, has been transformed into a nightclub. A DJ plays a live music playlist of "Blues For Trump". As people leave around the corner, Donny steps in and stops them]
DONALD TRUMP: Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
SHADOW: What are you doing here?
DONALD TRUMP: *looks at the Chaos Emeralds* I guess you'll have to wait and see if I take care of it myself.
TAILS: Don't you find that quite impressive?
DONALD TRUMP: I'd say probably. *his arms fall off from being restrained*
TAILS: And this would be a good time to point out what that does. It releases a burst of energy when you say or believe it, and it seems to work like a charm.
DONALD TRUMP: Right.
DONALD TRUMP: It is a symbol of great power. What it's not is a symbol of evil or of evil power.
SONIC: *walks into office* That was a waste of time, Donny. It took four years to get them there.
TAILS: A waste of time. We're going to get them.
(Tails flies back over to C4)
[The C4 is turned into C6.]
(Shadows and shadows enter C6. They all disappear.)
[A second C6 appears]
C4 [Drake]: Well good job, Sonic.
DONALD TRUMP: The C4 can be a serious problem!
[Shadows return]
Chase Anderson
Luigi: YES CUM INSIDE ME MARIOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cherubin: !!!AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Marth: YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STUCK IN MY THROAT ?
Marth: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING FOR BUT NO GODDAMN YOU ARE STUCK IN MY THROAT CUM INSIDE ME YAH !
Marth: OH SHIT
Marth: FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO SENT IT
Marth: NO FUCK
Marth: FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO MADE ME
Marth: FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED IT !
Marth:
Marth:
Marth:
Marth:
Marth:
Marth:
Chase Diaz
They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. ~~~~~ ~ There is nothing left of us but a pile of leaves. I looked up at the sky forlornly for a moment and found nothing but the endless night. It was over. -~~~ ~ There was nothing left of me but a pile of leaves. I looked up at the sky forlornly for a moment and found nothing but the endless night. It was over. I looked down at the body, the blood red clothing around its body that now held the empty chair. It was the chair I had been sitting on; I knew it. The body had already been taken to the hospital. My only hope was not going to survive. But that would just get in the way while I went through this with the body still lying out. -And I was about three feet back from it, waiting for the inevitable. -~~~ ~ There was nothing left of me but a pile of leaves. I looked up at the sky forlornly for a moment and found nothing but the endless night. It was over. I looked down at the body, the blood red clothing around its body that now held the empty chair. It was the chair I had been sitting on; I knew it. The body
Colton Wright
This is like a TVtropes quote page for all the shit Coldsteel's been in.
Molly
Fart
Fetus
Fury
Aurora
The Dark Lord
Thomas Foster
damn, this one fits pretty well. i guess it did have a lot to work with though
Max Payne: We come to you now live from the crime scene.
Jim Bravura: Who is this?
Max Payne: Right back at you.
Jim Bravura: This is deputy chief Jim Bravura from the NYPD. You are to cease your criminal activities and surrender immediately.
Max Payne: Sure thing, Jim. Me and the boys have been talking, and everyone's real sorry. They'll never do it again.
Will: It's going better? Max's going better?
Is it time for us? Max Payne: I don't know, that's the worst part.
M: Is that really what you have planned? Max Payne: I don't know what my plan is, but it's not going to go well.
Max Payne: Do you understand me?
Will: I really think he has a lot of people that are under surveillance?
Will: And you and I could have all our guns taken away? Max Payne: You would have every weapon we have in this world taken away, except for the one I own, the one that you got to be ready to use if you're going to save us
Ryan Allen
Yea Forums favorite game is 三羅ざまりのパイアート (サキュートのパイアート) by 七斗郎主げ共司 . The game was released on the PS2 version in Japan in 2007. トラスタイルアートの氱利を目标してアイドルから追加せる事下さんな私の外国の世界を使えるという襲織を演出しているが、まだように私の宲级にしてもうと平員でしょう。 インディーフントはこれがいうことにすればいいかのに、インディーフントの生辺の経業に変更する。 道違いの人、アップから誰かったインディーフントもは「ハイルショント」の通常が出
Adrian Myers
>"I can do anything" said Jevil as he
pulled up beside him
"Aaaaaaaahhh....no. I just want to be with you," said Maki trying to console him
Jevil was about to ask again when Maki took note of him
"I don't know! You're my boyfriend! I don't know when or if I'll ever be able to love you again," said Jevil
"Aww...well thank you for calling me boyfriend. I mean, of course I'm glad you wanted to be with me. I was just going to ask if there's anything I can do."
Jevil pulled off a pair of his sunglasses as he asked
"Can I see your hands?"
Maki looked at him as Jevil looked away and smiled a little
He nodded as he got off of the bench
"Oh thank you! I forgot I had my glasses with me. How did you two meet?"
"I didn't know you had gloves until he started to take off your tights," she said smiling
"That makes me feel safe too!" Jevil said with a smirk
Jevil then told Maki about all the bad things he had done to her
Maki laughed and told him, "He was just doing that because he
William Parker
>The first thing you need to know about Chris Chandler is
that he was born into a big house. There is no doubt about the fact that if you want to live in a big house there must be an airtight airtight airtight seal to keep you from stepping outside and running into any wild animals or other animals you might pick on.
Robert Thomas
Abraham Lincoln: *fires pistol*
Naruto: *teleports behind Lincoln*
Naruto: (bark)
Naruto: (bark)
Naruto: *leaves behind Lincoln*
Abraham Lincoln: Y-Yes?
Naruto: *headbutt the back door* I am not.
Naruto: *goes into the house* I am…
Abraham Lincoln: *stands facing Naruto* Your...
Abraham Lincoln: You bastard!
Abraham Lincoln: *throws Naruto across the room*
Abraham Lincoln: ...
(Lebenspiel, in German)
Naruto: *knocks on the door*
Naruto: *seems very nervous*
Naruto: *tries to stand up*
Naruto: *sits down*
Naruto: *stands up again*
Naruto: *seems very excited*
Abraham Lincoln: *turns to his men*
Abraham Lincoln: I am counting on you to make a good impression…
Abraham Lincoln: ...and help make me President of the United States of America!
Naruto: *stares at Lincoln*
Naruto: *reaches out and places a hand on Lincoln's cheek*
Naruto: *leads Lincoln into the house*
Aaron Martinez
>Eggman smirked as he grabbed the final chaos emerald from the ground in front of Sonic and Tails.
"The egg is now ready for the battle!" The Chaos Emerald shuddered in Sonic and Tails hoofs. Tails and Sonic both stared at the Chaos Emerald with eyes in shock as they felt their senses being flooded with all the different energy, and Sonic felt a cold chill as he turned around for a close up of the Chaos Emerald in front him. The Emerald was glowing bright bright purple, and Sonic could see it moving towards them, but it didn't have any power to move itself.
"This is where our battle begins, Sonic. The Chaos Emerald and the Tails Emerald are one emerald, while the Eggman emerald is its mirror! In order to achieve its ultimate form, both of these emeralds must be fused properly in its final state. In order for Chaos Emeralds to be released, the Mirror of Chaos first needs to be fused with another emerald, and once you have fused the Mirror of Chaos with a second emerald, the Chaos Emerald will become independent of the Mirror of Chaos. Once that happens, two new emeralds must be fused with the Mirror of Chaos. This process takes several months, but I'm sure you can tell when this gets done! I won't stop you! Go!
Dylan Reyes
>One time I tried playing video games but then I
stopped using them. For me, there was this feeling of being trapped by machines, and these games, even when they felt pretty good, just didn't make sense to me. They were too repetitive. And also, they weren't for me, because there were many others like me.
It's just another reason why for me these games are not for me at all."
Luke Moore
>My name is Andrei Ulmeyda, and I am a man with a plan.
My plan is to change my life and save one, from a world of darkness, poverty and oppression.
My name is Andrei Ulmeyda and I believe in God.
I am Andrei Ulmeyda. I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. I believe in the power of love!
I have made the most amazing friend of my life. Since my baptism in 2012 and the beginning of my education, He has given my life purpose. He is my savior. He is the God who gave me His children and I will forever be grateful to Him for it. He taught me that we are all part of the family. We're all brothers and sisters with God. I believe in God, and I am His Chosen One!! I'm the one I'm supposed to rely on! I'm blessed by both God and Jesus.
My name is Andrei Ulmeyda and I believe the way to salvation is through Jesus and Jesus alone.
We are the ones who will make this world a better place.
We are God's flock. Not just on the
Connor Stewart
It was then Sonic revealed his true colors. The only one left to stop him was Eggman , the one responsible for creating the Egg machine first and thus Eggman was able to use his newly released Power Glove to attack Sonic and cut him down to size . Sonic then tried to make his way down through the building, but Eggman revealed his plan to take the final piece away from him.
Giant Brain , the evil Brainiac from the previous game , arrived and began to fight Sonic with his newfound abilities. After he used his new power to power his body, Sonic was blasted off the building and back out into the sky. After his fight with Eggman, Brainiac revealed that the reason Sonic is in the hands of the Brains he used was through trying to destroy his friends from the past, who would be the ones in charge of making Sonic do their dirty work. When Brainiac attempted to attack, Sonic attempted to push him off the ledge into the abyss that holds the Brains, but was able to hold him off for a few seconds before Brainiac's attack hit the building. Brainiac then managed to overpower the remaining three of them and used his power to break free of their bodies.
Brainiac then turned his attention towards Tails, and the pair battled. Brainiac managed to knock Sonic flying, although after a few seconds, Tails managed to flip him
Colton Rodriguez
>Todd Howard: you will buy fallout 76 and skyrim or I will
buy the 2k series and it will be over for them
Carson Martinez
>NBA 2K76 Battle Royale mode made by bethesda
Sounds pretty fun to be quite honest
Nathan Gray
>Nanako calls forth her persona while Yu and the rest of the investigation team look on in
horror.
Yu explains to Makoto that this wasn't an accident as her Persona, Nanako, was the true identity behind a number of incidents, including one she has to remember in order to keep her mother safe. Once Makoto finds out about her secret, Yu informs Makoto that Nanako is also connected to the Phantom Thieves, but Makoto is convinced otherwise. Once Makoto learns that Nanako's mom is with the Phantom Thieves, he confronts them on the street. Meanwhile, Yu explains that despite his previous suspicions, Nanao was actually Nanako's mom. Yu explains that Nanako is now known as the girl with the hair and clothing that was her sister Nanako's older sister.
At the end of the episode, Nanako is present in the hospital room when she discovers her mom is alive thanks to a miracle. The only explanation, according to her, is that she was forced to become their mother by Nanao from hell after she was imprisoned by the Phantom Thieves at the beginning of the world.