How could this happen to us bros? I'm still shaking. Now that Microsoft got their rep there is no chance for Steve to be in. Why did they choose the dumb bear over based Steve? Did Nintendo pressure them because Banjo was actually a Nintendo exclusive? Fucking chinks.
But it's not all hopeless bros. If Minecraft gets a stage, maybe Steve will be in the background. He could even get a spirit or a Mii costume! Or we could get a Creeper assist trophy, that's almost as if Steve was in, right bros?
Steveposting is based as fuck. All this OC makes me laugh like a retard everytime I see it.
Anthony Perez
What would Steve's attacks have been? Spreading autism to the other players?
James Howard
>expecting intelligent discussion on Yea Forums why
Bentley Hall
>Sonic is Sega’s rep >Joker is the PS rep >Banjo’s repping MS >Richter represents the TG-16 Who are we getting for the Neo Geo and Amiga?
Aiden Ramirez
The dumb bear as you call Banjo, has much more personality than Steve will ever have. And even if they'd include Minecraft, then they'd add the fucking Creeper into the game instead.
Colton Rodriguez
amiga gets furbait due to the entire computer being popular due to some furfag in the 90s
Needs to happen. I want my Agumon Pikachu throw down, dammit.
Christopher Bennett
Well I'm glad you asked. You see, Minecraft is about building, so Steve should obviously be able to place blocks. Neutral B: Place a block, up to 4, that can be broken and stood on Side B: Roll in a minecart Up B: Glide with elytra Down B: Summon a Minecraft mob (Zombie -> Skeleton -> Creeper) Final Smash: Build a sick rollercoaster that ends in a lava lake, the target takes the ride
Normal attacks: Sword, pickaxe, axe swings I guess