Crash team Racing Nitro Fueled thread

Not docked, tablet like I said. Overclocked to over tablet mode specifications too... So clearly it does not auto-scale.

Do not have the dock set up and don't plan on using it in the dock. You'll have to get video of that from someone else.

The switch runs natively at 720p lol... That's 720p with the 3D downscaled to maybe 480p. Hideous.

Have another video of roo's tubes.

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I want to unlock the trophy girls but also want to wait for a sale. Are they really only unlockable during the first gp?

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>android alley now takes place during the day
Why?

VV knew how to work with this, why didn't Beenox?

no they're in the pit stop

I'm converting that guy's gDrive mp4's into postable webms

here's assembly lane

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Supposedly they can be bought in the pit stop after the GP. However an hour ago I thought the pit stop would be available without needing to connect to the fucking servers so I don't know what to believe anymore

Is the Oxide Edition a pre order only? Gotta wait for payday next Friday to get CTR

>playing handheld
SHIGGY DIGGY

twitch.tv/ouicartz

he's shit and he won't unlock penta penguin with the cheat code

If anyone can, could you give us a quick rundown of the trophy girls? So far, we know:
>Isabella: Italian
>Ami: Tomboy American
>Liz: British
>Megumi: ?

what? Smash Ultimate and other games run 1080p60 when docked

Just like the shitch itself. Nintendo is fucking done after this "console" can't wait for Sony to buy them and shut them down.

here's Barin Ruins

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Whoa!

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oh hey guys I have a switch too :)

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Yeah and that's not the same game, your point? This game runs at 480p undocked, probably (hopefully) 720p docked.

got nuked

>twitch.tv/ouicartz
>PERMAMENTLY BANNED FROM STREAMING ON TWITCH

here's Blizzard Bluff

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It's not real 1080 or 60 fps on switch the system cannot handle it Nintendo does some kind of trick to trick your eyes into thinking it looks like that. It was proven by someone on youtube but the video was taken down and you can't find any evidence online anymire but it's true

back on

Based.Thanks user.

oh fuck that looks fun

you implied that the Switch can only run 720p even when docked

>N Brio
>Komodo Moe
>Rilla Roo
>Jak
>Nathan Drake

DLC. make it happen :^)

Looks shit no one will buy this and it will flop thank God.

Kek

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>that chat
i knew there were pooinloos on this site.

>Switch can't do 1080p
>Yes it can, here's an example
>b-but that's not the game this thread is about
are you dumb

Kek, i really like that penguin village there

here's hyper spaceway

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>Literally no proof
>just take my word for it that the only piece was deleted with no backups
Christ.

Is the story mode co-op?

>The way Penta flaps his feet when jumping from a high place
CUTE!

Also a reminder that the correct md5 is 4bc129eb9084602ce2797811c12e4654

N.Sane Trilogy was also 480p in handheld mode, shouldn't be a surprise. It was fine docked though.

m8

that'd be good cause I plan on playing it a lot with my friend

here's Meteor Gorge

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The 90s were a crazy time

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Sorry if it came off like that, I meant in docked mode the Switch is 720p. This game is probably 1080p downscaled 3d in 720p docked.

>WHAT THE FUCK THE HANDHELD VERSION LOOKS WORSE???????

You mean like.....how it's always been?

>wtf why does gameboy mortal kombat not look like the genesis version?

Could PC mods fix the kart stupid vibration ? It looks dumb as hell

Thank you based .webm poster

What the fuck is the "Training Wheels" option in that stream?

Can two players on the same console go online together? Just like Mario Kart Wii/8, you know

here's N. Gin Labs

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Sure, why not. Switch does mods too btw ;)

Wheels go red when you need to release the boost

The wheels light up to represent the drift bar. The wheels are training you.
to be honest I think thats a good idea and if anything that should be the norm and the bar should be the training mode

>mfw the game looks like ass in tablet mode
>mfw that's the version i'm getting

> inb4 console war shitters

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My guess is maybe it gives you better steering or makes the turbo boost easier to get?

>those obj_motherfuckers
NICE

somebody should mod ty the tasmanian tiger in this game that would be SIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK

what's up with these threads? has there been any indication that this game is actually going to be good?

It's so fucking retarded that the AI can use karts and skins you haven't unlocked

here's Slide Coliseum

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lmao this game has more playable characters than frames per second

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who this

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Oh. I thought that was just a new thing they added to help visual cues.
I wonder if that'll be enabled when going online or not.

Play it docked?

If it doesn't have Brio, it's guaranteed to be shit.

how could this possibly matter to anyone over the age of 10

At least the framerate is extremely consistent so it plays great. Even in two player splitscreen.

Makes your tires glow to help you boost without looking at the bottom right before you get a hang of the timing.

Looks good

I'm worried that the AI will be using custom karts/skins in classic mode even though you can't.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao lmao lmao

Slide Coliseum just went from 6/10 to 11/10. Megumi is cute AF.

looks familiar, but I can't quite place it
it was definitely in NST though

Who's the dancing bandicoot at the start? Looks almost like Liz but not quite and it's not the Megumi that shows up later.
>she isn't doing the Japanese crash dance
FUCKING
DROPPED

here's Turbo Track

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Fuck me this is great. Only thing I don't like so far is daytime Turbo Track/Papu's Pyramid

>That trophy girls dance
Noice

And thats a bad thing....? The more characters the better because if not then you end up like TSR

I would more often, except part of the reason I like the Switch is the portability, meaning I can play it pretty much anywhere.

Cute!
Cute!!!

>it's now the trophy girls' home track
based

I am watching this on iphone x. And it doesn‘t look that bad? Does it only look good because of my phone or is it probably 1:1 the same?

holy shit

why the streaming guy had to be so bad at the game
it hurts

>waifu wall

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Enemy from the sewer levels (like hanging out)?

>both robots are there
yay I finally called something

>Trophy girls have dancing animations

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>giant Megumi

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>trophy girls dancing

muh dick

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I really like what they did with these.

and finally, here's the main title where crash gets beaten savagely

that's all the guy had on his drive, unfortunately

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I wouldn't care if I was 10 I would just have fun

They are Liz and Isabella. Liz doesn't wear the microskirt anymore.

who are these assholes

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no, stop

>pre order skins
>nitrous oxide edition skins
>playstation exclusive skins

my brain tells me to not pre order, not waste my money on special editions and to get it on Switch. but still..............

>Slide Colliseum - Nitro Squad
>Blizzard Bluff - Penta Penguin
neat

FREE PUNJABI MOVIES 240P FREE PUNJABI MOVIES 240P FREE PUNJABI MOVIES 240P FREE PUNJABI MOVIES 240P

He's just lost Mystery Caves like 5 times in a row
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

excellent

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is that Liz, Isabella and Megumi's winning poses?

So it has microtransactions, right?

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why did I join the fucking leak thread
now I'm even more excited than I was FUCK

holy shit imagine if you can fill your kart with waifu stickers?

>THE SEKIRO OF KART RACERS

Almost certainly.

Probably

>the version with a lackluster tablet mode is inferior to the versions with no tablet mode
I'm getting the Switch version too, only because I don't pay for ps4 online

Enemy from Crash 1. N. Gin Labs is based on the industrial levels from the first game.

>racing game
>low fps
a match made in hell

It is a feature

Probably. The other animations are winning poses

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>twitch.tv/ouicartz
>Can't take off a TNT
>Plays on HARD

we are gonna be stuck until launch day on the first world

>turns up difficulty
Not sure if based or not

I have to be somewhere for the weekend. I have to wait until Monday after work to play it. FUCK.

Forgot to mention that Penta Penguine is unlockable with the same cheat code he was in the original game. First thing I did when starting the game was try that. I think they hinted at that in the stream he was revealed in.

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Oh, nice. They did the thing.

>people spamming in the chat the cheat code
>won't unlock penta

Taking best girl requests. Only BEST girl.

SOUL

Is this game 60fps or not on Switch/consoles?

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SOUL

it's inevitable, user. the person leaking the game is always shit. he/she doesn't give a damn what is the game, the leaker is only playing it for attention

Ami.

nope

If you have the option, I say get the ps4 version.
It'll probably be the one to run the best and it'll have exclusive skins and an exclusive track (that afaik we haven't seen any footage for)

So you can turn the AI skins etc. randomizer off right? RIGHT?

Pedos

a bunch of mother fuckers.

can you drift boost and then stream the game? I think i'll kill myself before the game comes out otherwise

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did this nigga seriously put his game window in a youtube overlay lmao that's great

I only care about how it plays. So far, sounds like it runs at a consistent 30 fps and there are no "special" problems.

Well worth my money, even undocked (not like I'm going to play it like that but still).

What's the code pls

>/16
This is good, fake Velo may be in after all

I think those are just assholes
shut up Meg

You can play classic CTR adventure mode, where there's no customisation and only the original characters race with you.

>Legacy music isn't the Pre-console version
What the god damn shit is this?

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>hinted
They straight up told you.

In tablet mode that would look fine.

based punjabi poster

Alternate body obj_motherfuckers. Probably previews for Crash "4."

A M I

Copyrights.

I may be autistic, I love that weird pixelated edge look in docked mode games. I don't know what it is, it might be because back in the early flash game days i'd set the games to low quality and it'd jaggy it up and make the game run smoother and I just got used to it. Now my brain sees it as a feature

>Crash eyes darting down then him pointing to the start button if you take too long

Kino

16 is just the amount of characters they've unlocked, notice that Penta is the 9th one and it says 9/16.

This soulful title screen

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he is just teasing us

fuck him

Daytime Turbo Track helps keep it distinct from Slide Coliseum.

>Liz - Flowers
>Megumi - Hearts
>Isabella - Stars
>Ami - Lightning Bolts
Ami is truly the tomboy

>make you car like those owned by weebs in Japan
>most of people doing this online
pls no

>Alternate body obj_motherfuckers.
I hate this already.

Yeah, I giggled.

fuck this can you just draw ami porn? nudes aren't enough

>and an exclusive track (that afaik we haven't seen any footage for)
they've shown it and it sucks
youtu.be/jir4uWN45-8?t=401

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can you stream the game pls

the other guy is killing us

>All these retards saying tablet mode looks shit

Mate the screen is gonna be way fucking smaller, no shit it looks crap blown up.

Okay, so we know that the switch port is decent. How does it run DOCKED?

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Now I want a drawfag to draw a giant Trophy Waifu hologram.

lewd Pasadena

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How autistic do you have to be to use your early streaming powers to just sit around trolling everyone? This is pathetic.

Yeah but we know there's 26 characters total. They rest doesn't shows up and the characters count remains at 16, meaning that more characters may be in the game but we have no way of knowing by the character count

goddamn they look horrible, so glad they redesigned them in the new game

Does he still have Penguin Yay 1 and Penguin Yay 2?

after a while he gets tired of putting that smile

that was cute

I posted videos here with me drifting Google Crash team Racing PS1 cheat codes. ;)

It only shows the original roster at first. Have yet to unlock anything but kart accessories and stickers.

Yeah, I thought so. Only watched the stream once.

That is tablet mode!

Eh, when you're racing and everything's going quick, you kinda drown it out. It ain't too bad.

Unfortunately I don't have a capture card! :(

WAIT. THE TROPHY GIRLS ARE IN? THE FUCK

Ok maybe I have bad taste but that looks pretty cool.

Are these tablet or docked?

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Isabella

yeah it could've been a comfy Yea Forums stream

>it's just Turbo Track but with corporate synergy and no hologram waifus
I don't feel so bad now

>theres even references to the giant anime eyes from the original
amazing

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I heard someone say that yes he still says it but it's in character now

I guess Crash Bandicoot finally broke down the streamers door down and killed him

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>720p
>30fps
>NO AA

I wanna see 4 player mode NOW

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Tablet

Are all these tablet or docked?

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Sounds like it's time to say goodbye to these threads. We still have no idea who you unlock from the gem cups, with the exception of MAYBE Fake Crash. And I intend to find that out myself.
It's only a matter of time some leak bro aces the game.

come on man, just put your phone in front of the tv
ANYTHING but that guy

what the FUCK do the gem cups unlock

Megumi as a hologram waifu seducing a random user like that one scene from Blade Runner 2

KEK

Kek

This always happens, there's never a time when the person streaming a game early happens to be a speedrunner

Hopefully those become customization options down the line.

see ya user

I feel you, bro

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It feels way faster than the original. Or maybe I'm just too used to MK8 these days.

Newfag, but how does this game hold up to the original CTR?
Is the physics kino? Does the game have SOUL? Is it at least good? Are there new shit in it?
I kinda want to buy it...

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F for cortex there

Fake Crash, Sneed, Chuck, Farmer 1, and Farmer 2.

Each one unlocks a part of the final boss of Crash XS

Yes to all of your questions.

Gems

ffs

he is playing Mystery Caves for like 8th time

I'm desperated now

Play original adventure mode

it has sexy bandicoot girls with big bazongas

Requesting art of giant nude Megumi looking down at N Brio saying "You look like a good Brio" and him with that face.

user, you have been following the development of this right?

Everyone thought this was gonna be some cashgrab when it was first announced but the devs just keep going above and beyond, taking all the feedback they get.

PLUS free updates post launch.

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brilliant

Megamix when?

It's just a generic Nascar stadium with the only gimmick being PS1 graphics. And the layout is the same as turbo track.
Well, if you like it I won't judge too much, but I'm not particularly broken up about not having it.

8 times. He's lost Mystery Caves 8 times now.

I'm looking forward to the PS4 version releasing and us getting some up-close dedicated footage of the hologram girls

no one knows, you cant access the pit stop yet

9 times soon.

Yes to all
The physics have been kept intact but they did remove some illegal skips.

if only she was lit up in purple

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is he really that bad? He is a game journalist?

Nailed it

>Ami is there for 1 second before she turns into crash
ok

this medium difficulty AI?

the streamer has to be a plant from Activision so people stop watching

8th fucking time on Mystery Caves

Dunno if they advertised it but the original soundtrack can set in the options too if you don't want the remixes.

No-one's asking for a speedrunner, just even a semi-competent understanding of the basic game mechanics would be nice. Or the self-awareness to play on easy if you know you're garbage.

Holy shit user welcome to last week

He just sucks cock

How is he this shit?
I haven't played CTR since it first became available on PSN for PSP, and I had absolutely no trouble thus far. Just beat Ripper Roo with ease.

>Blows it even when in first at the pole position
C'mon son

sad crash is depressing to look at

All of the tracks and characters from Nitro Kart were added (with anti-grav removed). More tracks and characters like Tawna, the former Trophy Girls, and Spyro characters will be added over time.

We need a name for the law of leakers always being shit. I think Bandis law is good

Seriously, some drawfag needs to get to it.

No you fucknut

formerly Feed and Fuck

When you unlock him a sound plays confirming the cheat and its "peinguin yay 1" the current va for penta says it though not some random dev

So is there any "legal" and right way to unlock him or just the cheat code?

J U S T

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WHY ARE LEAKFAGS ALWAYS RETARDED GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS SHIT IS KILLING ME TO WATCH.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yes he does! Here's a video of ripper roo's challenge with Penta Penguin!

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Nah, that'd ruin MY experience ;)

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post the nsp

He also says it during races.

>It's just a generic Nascar stadium with the only gimmick being PS1 graphics
Well it is called retro track so I'd assume it'd be inspired by old graphics. Plus since this is exclusive to ps (for now) I doubt they'd put too much effort into a track only a fraction of the installbase will probably play.

holy shit
clips.twitch.tv/DelightfulSquareOysterBibleThump

HOW CAN YOU BEAT SO SHIT

HE FINALLY WON!

>That is tablet mode!
no, the screen is several times smaller, resolution =/= size

/ourretard/ did it!

HE FUCKING DID IT

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My friend managed to get KH3 early just by asking the local supermarket for a copy and they don't bother to check, I wonder if I should try it with this.

SOUL

>finally does it
>the only reason is because he got an N. Tropy Clock in 3rd place on the final stretch
Welp, time to watch him lose at Sewer Speedway for the next hour.

It's online only?

You know what THAT means

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god I want to play it so much

Has any emubros tried it out? Let me know pls

K I N O

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>Penguin hey 1
One job

I'M DA JOKAH BAYBEE!!

what third world country sells video games at the supermarket

I got Super Mario Galaxy days before its release date in fucking media markt

I feel for ShitAnon because Roo's Tubes took me a while but it's been smooth sailing now I'm into the controls.

Hell yes I'm using him for adventure mode for sure

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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cartoony graphics and bad textures from smash,Mario kart etc,this is why it runs 1080p60

Are there mtx?

pure soul

2 hours left until he gets to Roo

this track was already too long. not the best way to deal with it but it's something

Jesus Christ...

S O U L

Copyrights and money.

I just wanted to see footage of the races we haven't seen yet in full, but given that this asshole won't just play Arcade Mode we're not gonna see any CNK redesigns and it's gonna be about 6 hours before he reaches Blizzard Bluff. I'm gonna go make pasta, @ me if anything good happens

Okay so tell me Yea Forums am I SHIT at this fucking game or this isn't the final build? Drifting and handling in general feels a little bit more slippery than the OG and it's throwing me off, I have a lot of muscle memory for N Gin labs and I fell... at all, which I usually don't do.

Can I assume the game handles smoother with the day 1 update or am I just DOGSHIT?

The AI is brutal in hard by the way

Where's my Xbros at?
I'm the only one, am I?

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See you on the other side Yea Forums

Looks great, reminds me of playing the original on PS1

>He says while Tiny Arena remains unchanged

>switchtard gets game early
>streams it
>is absolute garbage at it
how does this always fucking happen

pre-console versions are in copywrite hell and also dont loop properly

So are all the Yea Forumseekends gonna be PS4 version? Cuz that's what I bought

>they fixed the Aku Aku powerup music

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I'm sure this streamer is playing on ps4, switch dude is based.

what's wrong with tiny arena? too long? in comparison with hyper spaceway? you can't be serious

No

What's in the pre-order bonuses/oxidized edition? Anything worth a damn?

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Why change something that its already perfect

>Megumi: ?
Japanese obviously

youtube.com/watch?v=VFXy-sevSyg

nah I'm here. My friend and our SOT group are getting it too.

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He’s used to mario kart driving for him

>Even matches the delivery of the rando dev
Guys I can't handle all this soul

It will be for all platforms. Fuck console war faggotry.

DUNNO ABOUT YOU LADS BUT AFTER SEEING THAT SWITCH GAMEPLAY I JUST PRE ORDERED THE SWITCH VERSION

REPORT IN

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if you're referring to the guy streaming with youtube overlay he's also on a switch

There are 26 characters but 31 tracks? Do some guys get two tracks?

Try one of the Turn characters instead. Might help you get into the feel better.

Not really. An extra set of skin that look pretty similar to the preorder ones, you unlock a bunch of characters from the beginning (objectively a bad thing) and a splattering of other digital goodies that don't really matter.

collectibles pins that come with it
3 costumes for Coco, Crash and Cortex
Unlock Oxide, Crunch, Zem and Zam without having to unlock them yourself
robot costume for Crunch.

skins and use Oxide without unlock him

nah just some generic space outfits and you get to play oxide without unlocking him I believe

This, Tiny Arena is like 1:10 per lap for a semi-competent player compared to 1:40 for Hyper Spaceway

still better than xenoblade 2 lmao

Even PC?

That sounds like an addition that should have been standard. Visual cues > Meters always.

Tiny has two for sure.

then I'm very impressed with the graphics for it then.

Also it seems purple gem cup unlocks fake crash, reddit leaker hasn't mentioned anybody else.

Like clockwork, every time a game leaks the streamer is a fat retard

oxide, zem and zam and oxides spaceship as a kart unlocked from the beggening. you can unlock it normally through the game. some unique skins for crash, coco, cortex, oxide and crunch that can't be unlocked by any other way.

tl:dr don't bother

>Not pre ordered Ps4 and Switch version

If you buy the Physical Oxide edition on Gamestop

here
SOT?

Pre-order:
-Electron skins for Crash, Cortex, and Coco all with unique podium animations
Oxide edition:
-Oxide from start unlocked + his kart
-Crunch, Zem, Zam unlocked from start
-Robot Crunch outfit
-Exclusive hovercart decals

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You could be more especific.

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These guys somehow manage to make this game look difficult.
Am I just amazing or are they all fucking shit?
Why does everyone I watch seem to have such a hard time?

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seems legit

>Fasten your seatbelts for a Beenox recreation

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There's already a visual cue, watch your kart's exhaust color. Have you played the goddamn game?

Barring everything post-Twinsanity, would Nina really be Team Crash?

He said it.

That'll do drawfag, that'll do just fine

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A pity!

What I maybe should do is play a more chill adventure mode playthrough instead of going straight to hard as balls mode because I'm feeling this isn't exactly 1:1 when it comes to turning and maybe I need to adjust a little bit.

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Cute.

Even when the Switch is getting The Witcher 3, people are still trying to say the Switch can't handle it.

No need to be specific. All Ami is best Ami.

It was a joke.

sea of Thieves

>beenox on the box rather than naught dog
feels strange but ok

guys tellme imlate on this but
if coco batery dying is what kicks crash 2 story then how did she hack into cortex sistem?

Oh it's you! I like you!

Their parents had sex whilst the mother was pregnant. A dick jammed in to them and sprayed them all over. It's more likely than you think.

did this guy really just skip the intro

Awww shiet, its you.
You have time for another Ami? Preferably posing and showing off her new muscle tone?

absolute soul holy shit

Gee Megumi, that knife seems a little large.

Based user

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>another shit player

Do coco

looks like complete dogshit on basedswitch, how can nintenbros even compete vs ps4 ?

Isabella with spaghetti since she's Italian and all

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do isabella eating cannoli

Is Megumi mad her tits got nerfed?

clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousZealousOpossumWTRuck

this fucking guy

Coco being cute

Drawfren
Please do what this user said

>beenox recreation
blessed

Great minds think alike

I don't want to bitch too much but I miss the character select screen in the garage :(

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Hope they patch some more control options for Switch. The triggers are basically unused because boosting is done on R/L instead. Plus an MK style would be neat.

I'm not

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>the switch is the inferior version
WHO COULD HAVE FUCKING SEEN THAT COMING BESIDES EVERYONE EVER

YOU GUYS GET THE WORSE VERSIONS OF ALL MULTIPLATS, WHY ARE YOU NOT USED TO IT YET

Jesus christ THAT is an odd voice

lewd.pics/f/c9ec2b60/2019061716165400-AD808EFD2C53DCD6F8380113B64A0DD4.mp4

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Dios te bendiga

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If we ignore the games that are literal dog shit the only time we ever see Nina is when she immediately helps Crash.

The metal hands are a punishment from Cortex too for liking cute animals. She probably would be team Crash given the chance.

I hate it

Really? Fuck. The R/L buttons are horrible.

he sounds american as fuck is the problem

Geez, that accent. You'd think Activision could afford Clancy Brown back these days.

Going to need you to take about 30 to 40% off their user. It’s just CTR thread. We have threads for posts like this

>Uka Uka is Xigbar now

AS IF

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Do we have an idea of how long it'll take to unlock everything in the wumpa pit?

Not evil enough

>Get John DiMaggio back as Uka Uka
>sounds nothing like the voices he did in the Radical games or N Sane remake.

>"'-eeeeey! Are you digging up on my indian burial ground again! Chill, dude! Here! Smoke some of this! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

WOAH 10000000000% ERECT

DROPPED

Are you the guy from earlier? Holy shit is this Switch handheld footage?

holy fuck i never thought i'd be saying this but this streamer makes the game journos look competent
i have a hard time believing this isn't a literal retarded child someone set up a twitch stream for

actually it seems to be an xbox tard maybe, judging by his controller scheme (A to select, B to back)

They definitely made that first jump in Sewer Speedway (the one where you pick the right tunnel) easier, because this shitlord should be falling off there to the track below. He isn't jumping properly

It's not great. The other option puts Accelerate on ZR, which is no good on Switch either really.

This.

ALL the girls like this. We don't have enough trophy girl butt imho

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that's the control scheme in Mario Kart 8.

>"Check it out, Bart-dude, I'm a mask of darkness!"

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Agreed, I don't know why more people haven't mentioned its disappearance.

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can you 'pass on' TNT boxes if you drive into someone?

>besides Twinsanity all the games Nina was in were either eh or awful
what a fate
Anyway I'd argue she belongs with Uka Uka despite her love for cute animals after in her first appearance she was chasing down Spyro.

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Can you draw Nina Cortex celebrating winning a race while throwing up the metal head hand signal thing ->

no

You're welcome.

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Kek he sounds exactly like him

How is this dickrider still letting TNT's go off on his head when the mask literally popped up and explained how to hop them off.

Liz in a green microbikini!

JUST TELL ME WHAT CUP RACES UNLOCKS REEEEEEE

Nope. You can snipe people behind you by jumping and getting it off of you though

I feel like you don't power through people as easily with the mask anymore, like the other racers slow you down from the impact... Maybe it's just all of the effects and vibration that makes it feel odd.

lewd.pics/f/c9ec2b60/2019061716232200-AD808EFD2C53DCD6F8380113B64A0DD4.mp4

Guy from earlier? I just got home from work and started playing as soon as I got my hands on a "copy".

Nope

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He didn't sound evil in the original CTR either. Or WoC for that matter. For some reason Clancy turned Uka Uka into Mr. Krabs after Warped. I can't remember how he sounded in Bash or CNK, though.

Does he say "fuck it"?

>I'M LEAKING

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>Lythero shits on Sonic Team Racing
>now took a mean shit on CTR
Damn.

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yep, in the original you just send your enemies flying away. but we already knew it wasnt going to be 100% the same...
cock it

>N. Gin's dance

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Is this docked or handheld mode user?

don't you forget how he sound in the original ctr? pretty different from crash 3 as well.

Literally who?

nobody knows what eceleb you are talking about, also nobody even cares

DAMN the PS2 really has the best games of this generation!

Sony always wins B)

lit-turally whom

Uka Uka has always sounded like shit in ctr

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>hit 5 with mask
that video is so satisfying

she probably finds a power gem. The island is chok full of them despite them being less powerful. Should be more than enough for a laptop though

So you can't pick a difficulty on Classic adventure mode, does anyone know if it's hard or not? I want to play classic first but also want the hardest difficulty

Lythero who can eat a bag of dicks

Christ. The Switch screens look godawful. It's hilarious so many of you cucks are stuck on that platform too.

That stinks. Oh well, it gives the impacts a very satisfying hit feel.

Handheld. I don't have my dock set up and don't plan on pulling it out.

His voice from the original CTR is fresh on my mind, been playing it a ton lately. Doesn't sound anything like that one.

Based

lythero working these denialbabs into a seethe

youtube.com/watch?v=_w0UtgKa4io

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Classic is set to hard

?

imagine not knowing who Lythero is

She went to find a battery on her own when she realized her brother was gone for too long. She was just asking him for a favour after all.

Literally, who?

It's a better way to live

NEW STRIM

other guy sucks

twitch.tv/ elxando

I just realized Coco Park is turned into a medieval warped stage reference

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What in oblivion is this? Everything is pretty much perfect in this remake, but Uka Uka sounds like a surfer?
How could Beenox do this, especially after proving time and time again they know their shit. HOW DID THIS SLIP THROUGH??

>streamer can't beat sewer speedway

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imagine giving a shit about Lythero.

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sorry I don't watch lps or whatever the fuck kids do instead of playing videogames themselves these days

nice, thanks!

Cringe

This stream is slightly better twitch.tv/jaacckgmr_nuv

cope

I LITERALLY do not know WHO that is

t.Lythero

this is perfect

Wow… so this is the power of the Nintendo Switch

Holy cow, S O U L.

Why would anyone want this on switch when you have mario kart?

Is he banning people from his stream randomly? I just got banned without ever saying something.

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This looks better than Mario Kart but everyone aside of Crash Bandicoot and Neo Cortex are literally-whos.

Looks like a faggot to me.

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Because they like this better, now fuck off

>MrsGalinecro shits on Sonic Team Racing
>now took a mean shit on CTR
Damn.

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>Uka Uka icon is missing the yellow stripe in this
WHAT VERSION IS THIS???

What about the other character cheat codes?
What about the Spyro demo code?

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What Mask gives you tips if you play as Oxide or the CNK crew?

Umm... what did they mean by this?

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This from the CNK game.

Someone said no other codes work.
Only Penta unlock works.

Wait are reserves in this game or not?

Speed ghosting?

Let me try them and see what happens. Be right back.

>XxPussyFucker69xX took a shit on TSR
>XxPussyFucker69xX now took a mean shit on CTR
I-it wasn't supposed to be like this Yea Forumsros...

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SPONGEBOB ME BOY

user, your switch is too strong to be a switch, no switch runs at anything higher than 480p

Nigger

This pic is illegal

no one can find out yet because the CNK crew is in the Pitstop which requires internet and Oxide is the literal last boss to unlock unless you have that Oxide version of the game

twitch.tv/elxando

HYPER SPACEWAY GET IN HERE

Don't be an apologist. Plenty of games fun at native 720p in handheld and they look amazing.

Only youtuber worth watching is Weyln

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calling twinsanity better than eh is certainly an opinion

He's aiming for these TNT's, I swear to Christ

Handheld does look shit but it's really not noticeable in motion. Thanks OP I think I'll go ahead and preorder the Switch version after all.

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>twitch.tv/elxando

stream quality is awful

>8th

>longDIMITRI took a shit on TSR
>longDIMITRI now took a mean shit on CTR
lmao sonyfags on suicide watch

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>Huge portion of the track is gone
W H Y

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>nostalgia critic shits on TSR
>nostalgia critic shits on CTR
Nononono it wasn’t suppose to end like this

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Hey guys, the TheIllTemperedVideoGameDork2 just gave a MEAN review to CTR! What will we do?

What said. None of the others do anything.

Yeah WTF? I thought they fixed that...

More like Lytherally Who

What version are all these webms on lewd from?

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>AVGN took a shit on TSR
>AVGN now took a mean shit on CTR
lmao sonyfags on suicide watch

This is version 1.0. I haven't updated the game yet so maybe it is fixed on the latest version...

GG that one streamer kicked ass on hyper spaceway

>The pope shits in the woods
>Now he shits on CTR
What the fuck

yup, it's a lot shorter now

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>They chopped off 1/4th of Hyper Spaceway
Why am I the only one mad at this?

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Switch handheld

a second ctr has just hit the world trade center

You're not.

imgur.com/2xB84lb

OH GOD NO

It has flaws for sure but I think the pros outshine them
It certainly is way better than the what came afterwards

The time of day was most likely altered to make it more visually unique to other similar tracks. They did the same with Inferno Island because of how similar the design is to Crash Cove.

Who?

aww yisssssssss

Megumi is French.

WTF CTR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Link to the NSP?

Holy shit thank god this guy is so much better than the other dude.

>American Bandicoot is the fattest
Whatdid Beenox mean by this?

I am not a furry
I am not a furry
I am not a furry

You better be lying you little shit.

I love you so much.

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Very nice

Jesus Christ what a fucking abortion and this is before they activate microtransactions. You fags actually hyped this travesty up for months

Hard AI keep up with you even if you can drift spam, that's interesting.

None of them are fat (or American), though?

the Nitro Squad aren't even out yet

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Learn to fish.

No fucking way? And you guys are saying it looks bad? For the piece of shit hardware that it is, it honestly looks pretty good and it has stable frame rate. This thing looks league's above TSR and performs better too. I don't feel bad about getting the switch version at all.

Still picking up an Xbone version.

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>leakers have somehow been able to complete the purple gem cup and unlock Fake Crash
>still absolutely zero word on what any of the other gem cups unlock
what's the deal, leakerbros?

>he doesnt know

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I went into this hoping for a basic 20$ remake of CTR and I'm still disappointed

Beenox has them hostage

>Penta still has a glitched Aku/Uka mask
BASED

>penguin yay 1
absolutely based

>CPU racer keeping up with human drift spam
Jesus Christ, what the shit?

>Penta has Uka Uka Mask Icon
>Turns into Aku Aku upon use
They kept it in, they didn't have to but they did

jesus christ

>Mask icon for penta is uka uka
>Uses aku aku

based

>Giant hologram waifus as a direct homage to BR2049
Is this game, dare I say it, /our/game?

Does N. Gin say "fuck it"?

clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedCleverGiraffeBloodTrail

holy fuck n-gin labs is insane

it is

>Wait are reserves in this game or not?
Yes
>Speed ghosting?
I don't know what that is, but probably.

Yes. Activision wants your wumpa coins tracked and are planning Wumpa Coin MTX.

it's Park it

dubstep

PARK IT

I know that feel bro. They're not asking for more money. I feel like I'm stealing

>boosting doesn't remove USF
cool, this game is gonna be crazy fast

reminder go twitch.tv/elxando for comfy Yea Forums stream

>a lot shorter now
Fucking soulless

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>GAME LOOKS GREAT
>BUT THEY RUINED HYPER SPACEWAY AND ANDROID ALLEY

IT'S A STRANGE KIND OF FEELING

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Alright stop fucking around guys. I want to see table top 4 to 3 player mode. It will be the last straw for me to buy it.

>they ruined two bonus tracks from a shit game
boo fucking hoo

Wait, what portion did they cut out?

oh no

Not sure why people keep saying "copywrite" (it's "copyright" you fucktards), has nothing to do with that. They're just not editable and cannot be used because of that. Try speeding up audio in audacity and hearing how shit it sounds. Try looping the music and see how shit it is.

>penta still says penguin yay 1
alright, thats it. the remake is perfect