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infernoplus.com
MARIO ROYALE
Do it better next time.
>made a thread but forgot to refresh the catalog so didn't see the other thread
fuck fuck fuck i hate when this happens
is this game too hard for Yea Forums?
based 4th nigger removal
twitch.tv/_____
What's your suggestions?
Bruh you still there?
>Is another "#1 with no one else" situation
>Wtf a mario just flew over everyone in 1-1
it sometimes happens
I just came second, I'm "Halo 4&5 were great"
Can't post an image because I'm using 4G and files from my IP range are blocked, apparently
>firebro hacked into the lobby
A mario was adult fireman in starting hub, waiting room, the hackers are here
DESPITE MAKING ONLY 5% OF THE MARIO POPULATION
STARNIGGERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 75% OF VIOLENT CRIMES
Unironically my username
come on dudes
IT BEGINS
this one's for you user
Is it faster to hit the top, or the bottom of the pole?
its timed, doesn't matter
just hit the pole as soon as possible
Doesn't matter
>daytime hours
>all this lag
Can't change the bindings, fuck
I'm not used to running with the jump button and jumping with the run button
thanks Yea Forumsros
Hey man, its way better than the keyboard mapping. Carpal tunnel city.
WE DID IT Yea ForumsIGGERS
nice
My internet is like 15 mbps
Is it good enough for this game?
World 3 is always the same
*15 MB/s
don't forget to subscribe to our secret club : )
Had a great fucking run. Leading by a long shot, had an extra life from coins. Then I die TWICE to the fucking fish level even though it's easy as piss.
3-1 is the bane of all small marios.
nice
I was nigger, dancing on that platform until the 4th place got to bowser was based
we dun it
SERVERS COST MONEY PLS SUPPORT ON PATREON = MAKE MONEY OF NINTENDO ASSET = SUED
Hacking this shit is too easy
Come on im bored
Here you go
Hey hey hey people
>die at the end of 2-1 with a 1up
>still #1
True.
give tips or instructions. Could be fun
Maybe you wouldn't be bored if you didn't hack, nigger.
>inviting them to come here
enemybulge
how’d you get the font like that?
>Become star man
>Specificly target one little rato who tries desperatly to run away back to start area
>normies can’t stream this because most of the winners name are Yea Forums shitposting material
I love you guys.
>Yea Forums sucks at Super Fucking Mario Bros
How
thank you based user
>become starnigger
>a single frame after another starnigger happens
>hunt down and kill that starnigger with my extra from of killfuck
Probably due to uBlock origin not allowing 3rd party fonts.
>start level
>someone jumped out of the screen
meant to reply to
Can you guys stop with the meme names? I want to stream this
im sick of world 1
too much of a clusterfuck
Literally impossible.
Why the fuck is this simple game so much fun
Not my fault you have shit reading comprehension, boyo. I suggest lurking more.
cringe
When is he going to add more levels?
for me it's fun to see normals fail at one of the most basic games ever
Because it's so addicting. Gotta go fast but can't make mistakes even though it requires quite a lot of inputs throughout the game.
saw halo4&5 were great for the first time, hey fren, i'm cp
>get on top of bowsers castle and dab on the late faggots
>still get first
got it
It's fun to exert dominance over casuals who may also be streamers.
when a week passes without nintendo suing this man. maybe not even then. if I was him, I wouldn't waste any more time on this when nintendo has a lengthy track record of being fucking faggots when it comes to MUH COPYRIGHT
eternal reminder for any of you underage faggots:
youtube.com
>9 people left when I entered 1-4
Seriously?
Yeah just saw you, well done
And well done to "Jess needs yoga mats" in first
It's nice that it's not exactly the same so you can't actually run over gaps and you obviously have to be careful with traps like piranha plants because they don't care you're on top of that fucking pipe
>decide to do a no running run on world 2 because my fingers needs a rest
>still get second and no one gets after me
How are people so bad at this game
F-FINALLY
you can use num0 to run as well.
Latency is a thing too
Also going slow is actually easier
>game is laggy as fuck and has unresponsive physics
>hurr durr git gud
You also stop almost instantly.
is there a better feel than getting a star and nuking 20+ marios? i swear its orgasmatic
>unresponsive
Have you never played a 2d platformer with momentum before? This is ultra lenient.
we did it
Basically this: It's addicting even though I keep dying because I'm trying to go as fast as possible which necessarily means split second mistakes.
>speedrunning a game as fast as possible is THE EXACT SAME THING as playing it normally
You're really fucking stupid aren't you?
I'm happy with the current levels, there's still so much I could do to perfect the run
Also if he spends time on anything surely it should be changing the artwork to something similar but which isn't Nintendo's IP, then he can call it "Super Jumpman Royale" (I don't think Jumpman is trademarked by Nintendo), or "Super Marco Royale" or something.
If he did this then we can still enjoy the game.
>hurr durr everyone is bad!
No, everyone is trying to go as fast as possible, which necessarily means mistakes. You got lucky, you fucking idiot.
Going slow means you won't get 1st.
gg
actually winning
when are they gonna add spectating?
nuking 20+ AND winning
This, starniggers who run back are literally just destroying their chances of winning lmao, enjoy that while I win.
Thats funny because Hollow Shit actually has tight controls
Rabi-Ribi is a better game anyways
Yeah but it's safer. If you assume most people won't make it because they go too damn fast, you still can get there. I did a non-running run and got there as second.
_0x3c70b0.game.victory = 1;
You can't get more Yea Forums than this.
Yeah I've managed to get 2nd / 3rd by taking a bit of care, but if you want to get 1st you definitely have to go quick. I've got 1st twice I think and both times I had to go pretty quick. Sometimes you can pause before jumping over a piranha plant or something, but you can't have too many of those if you want to come 1st.
WHY I CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME ON MY FUCKING PHOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE
>1100 players
It has come so far since last time
Did it for this board, long live /reddit/
You can. You just need an app that translates controller/touch controls to keyboard ones.
>Unresponsive physics
You ever played the real mario 1, this has way better physics
reminder that winning world 3-1 doesnt count as a win
Nah, I still get top 3 even if I go double starnigger in world 1.
hey "4channel.org/v/" i was the guy who just died to bowser and i had the perfect username for 2nd place ;_;
based
i can almost consistently win, user.
if reddit can do it and you can't, what does this say about you?
Reminds me of some online flash game where you were just a little fucking emoticon on custom levels
dude, just give me the address for the control mappings, i NEED to map A for running and X for jumping on my xboner controller
it's lonely at the top.
Finally scored a #1 in all 3 worlds.
please don't remove the counter after you finish, how can I know if there's somebody left to dab on?
*pic of some slowpoke zoomer dying in the TOO BAD pit*
sad...
Brother.
Hell the fuck no. I'm missing my shit all the time because of the changed physics.
im getting better
It's different, but it's still good.
based cunny poster
LET
ME
WIN
>reddit
>chad
>check twitch
>literally ONE guy streaming with 3 viewers
What happened? You'd think this shit would be popular among normalfagkiddies?
or a win counter to know how based you are
hey there fren that's me
any vidya songs that help you win?
youtube.com
for me it's this one
under what game do they even stream?
does it have its own category or are people just streaming in super mario bros?
hi
turtle shells have a much bigger hitbox than in the original mario
Starchads punish bad players.
>30 years ago.
there was one guy with 11k viewers streaming like 30 minutes ago
Why the fuck it runs extremely slow?
>first 3 seconds
>half of the players remain
explain this shit
LMAO
>be a babby who's afraid of speed
>wonder why you're in no risk of dying
How are people so stupid?
At least 3 10k+ viewer streamers played this over the last two days; one even has a mention in the patch notes.
And I got 1st on each of their streams at least once.
turn on hardware acceleration
You spelled Yea Forums.org/v/ wrong
>1k players
wasn't it barely 400ish last night? how long until someone snitches to nintendo?
wtf, are you the real Yea Forums?
>pass someone
>he gets visibly agitated, speeds up to pass me and dies doing something reckless
You guys don't do this, do you?
Thanks m8
I will give it a try
Based Marisaposter
the control on this is ass
I love 3-1 because by the end of the first level only 5 people remain for some fucking reason.
50 people will finish the first level of 1-1 unless a starchad kills them
I was playing when it had like 100 players 2 days ago
What is this?
Fucking hell when there's someone remaining and never comes
speed up?
were you not going full speed?
you have two speeds, were they standing still?
can i use a joy con with this?
FUCK
correct, reddit chad
Hacker chads, I already can give myself star but doesnt seem to affect players only mobs. Tips?
scumbags are already hacking this shit, fun is over boys, zoomers are literally flying across screen.
good shit big mario chad fuc k u for stealing the mushroom tho lol
I mean they stop breaking and try to take every shortcut.
STOP DYING IN WORLD 2
MUSHROOM GIMMICK DOESN'T WORK, FLYING FISHES ARE FUCKING EASY
I fuckin won!!!!
How do I deal with random frame drops and latency?
kill yourself yourself
how do you even hack this shit
>2 minutes later someone actually shows up
Yesterday there was a starnigga behind the flag poll killing them before they go to the castle
Needs more cunny
Can someone edit this with mine?
The fuck is this control layout
It's a good idea on paper, but literally unplayable. The game lags like crazy and most of the time you can barely see what the hell is going on or who's got the upper hand.
They should maybe reduce the amount of players per game.
who the fuck are those faggots
Nothing wrong with it. You move with WASD, jump with Space and run holding down Shift, like any well respected PC game.
There was a firemario suspended in the air, he was really laggy too.
Was he a Chink that lagged out?
Protip: You Can't
That was easily my best run yet, almost got 30 coins too.
Also >mfw hacker goes too fast and dies on the first piranha plant
try a different browser
i'm sorry it's just the fireball that gets me
>literally unplayable
>despite literally thousands of people playing it just fine
What the fuck? I was in a game and the screen just stopped scrolling. What is this horseshit?
Jumpy hacker.
it used to be 99 marios per game
your instance crashed
/r/ing the TGT troll king panel edited with twitch strimmers getting banned
bros what
i can try in a minute
All he has to do is not mention Nintendo or Mario at all on the Patreon.
>not only Yea Forums is terrible at super Mario but also their pc’s are so shit they can’t run fucking super Mario in browser
Piranha plant isn't suppose to spawn when mario's standing on top of the pipe
It was fun the first couple threads but now it's time to fuck off to /vg/
that's me, i didn't hack tho, the game just didn't accept my victory for some reason
Which one?
They get used to it.
based job figger
that would be so easy user
You give far too much credit to the average person
Imagine being slow.
whichever one you aren't already using
smashfag please, go back to your banjo thread.
Is it even possible to lose if you're the first to get to 2-3?
It's impossible to die on 2-3, plus you get a free mushroom to waste on 2-4 and at least one 1-up from all the coins
Which one are you using then?
>tfw dies at 1-1 goomba
How come nobody ever finishes world 3, despite it being the easiest world?
i just saw some nigger dying in 2-3 while trying to get a shroom lmao
I've been trying to connect since the first threads started, but get Connection Interrupted as soon as I submit my name
D-do I just admit that I'll never get to play this?
based
who the fuck are these faggots
where the fuck are you faggots
The fish hitboxes are weird so you have to be careful about actually hitting them directly from above, but yeah it's essentially a free win.
here you go user
damn 2 is allot easier than 1, also rate my first victory after playing this game after 25 min.
imagine being even slower
because even the people who actually played the game, skipped to world 4.
>those people who make it to Bowser and literally just hold forward into him and die
>especially when there's still 2nd and 3rd podiums left
Don't think I didn't see you, bitchass.
>holding down space is autojump
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS
>BR has shit pc and connection
>hurr durr laggy unresponsive game
Well speaking for myself personally, I have managed to get on the podium a few times (1st twice, 2nd maybe twice, and 3rd maybe four or five times).
But I still die like 90%+ of the time, because I'm going as fast as possible to try and get that #1 spot, which inevitably means I make split second mistakes, running into enemies or whatever.
So yeah, people aren't dying because "Mario is too hard", they're dying because they're trying to go as fast as possible, which necessarily means dying a lot.
Post webms or gifs
ez
he must be from uganda, i'm a macaco and i'm playing just fine, no lag.
Which one of you retards chased me with a star on 3-2 only to get fucking juked
based
Not that guy but I'm using Chrome, so use Chrome
You're browsing and posting on Yea Forums in between playing a 20 year old video game. You're nothing like the average person.
oh u
Shame my speedrun muscle memory doesn't apply to hear since enemies activate far earlier than on the real thing due to widescreen.
git gud fag
its super effective against stairs
Already using chrome
Mario Bros. 3 Royale FUCKING WHEN
That's how the original is, it's retarded.
>tfw died 3 times in a row on 2-3
brb kms
Are hammer bros completely out of sync?
how do you even die on 2-3 i tought that was impossible
If I grab that ax will bowser die?!
Fuck Hammer Bros
Fuck Piranha Plants
and FUCK STAR MARIOS
Hi Chronogene
>cheep cheep makes me go into a pit
>no worries, have 1up
>cheep cheep makes me jump into another cheep cheep
FUCK
you suck I won 18 times only died 14 times just go slow on world 2 and 3
>and FUCK STAR MARIOS
Don't fall behind then.
Imagine killing someone with a Kuribo Boot
I turn minimize your tab for one second and I see you get #2?
thanks for watching the stream breh
world 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 when?
First 1st
how do you hack this shit
>1-1
>try to get the star
>use the fireflower to distract the weak minded
always works bros
kill yourself
>Jump and run is shift and space instead f z and x
NO
You ever play Super mario bros
6-8 are difficult enough without having all of the powerups stolen and only 1 life
Your names are so lame, incels.
I find the star in 2-1 very easy to get, if you make it as one of the first there you can open it and take it, it's almost guaranteed, even better if someone opens the shortcut, for optimal culling
nigger there's over a thousand people playing, those are 90% normalfags
How do you do that?
>incels
Back to twitter with you
Thanks whoever you are
thanks for streaming, i cant play since i'm at work so I wanted to see this in action. Nice 1st place there btw
3-1 Star is so easy to get if your fast I just killed like 30 people lmao
I won ep3! All there is for me to win anymore is ep1.
I'm trying hard, I promise, sometimes I just miss a button or sometimes the patterns start early. I'm used to speedrunning.
it's world 3, none of those people would have actually survived anyway.
>Implying they even get to bowser
Mapping it to Z and X can be a problem for international keyboards that have a different layout. Shift + spacebar is universal though.
>tfw you finish world 2 or 3 in lonely 1st so often you get startled when someone else actually shows up and places 2nd a short bit after the music fades out
>neck and neck race on 3-2
>both run into the same red koopa and die
is it possible to change from analog to dpad
>first in 1-1
>screen freezes after just managing to distract the starfaggots with their items and escaping
JUST
>no level skips
t. uses his first name
I have a love/hate relationship with 3-1.
Love: It is a good casual filter
Hate: No one sees the funny name you made.
another win for the nigger whipper
here
to jump over wall on lobby with spring set _0x26f994.POWER to 100
working on it
My Name Is Kevin
don't hack me bro
you did it
you lost to me
just barely
hey thats me at #1
world 3 is easy compared to world 2, i hate those fucking fish even on the original SMB.
I've recently started dying on 1-1 constantly as I try to either get the star or run past it. Either players have gotten better on the level or something else is up, as before today I had no problems just going straight to victory. Like 95% of 1-1 ends where the star is.
>it keeps happening
choo choo motherfuckers
Close one, it's rare to have a good race on the 4th level
What's the appeal of this?
You called?
you can always count on digger nick
styling on zoomers
it's fun
digger nick is one quick spic
it's nice that a lot of people are playing mario 1 again
>gas niggers
based
>swastika
cringe
If you just run through that stage and only make small jumps they won't hit you in the original.
see
srsly tho
how come most people can't get through world 3
i literally died twice and still got first
>like 5 people and me get the star at once
>run together to the goal
>jump on to the flag
>my star runs out 1ms before his
>die on the top of the pole
FUCK
FUCLK
FUCK
FUCK
fuck you racist bitch
Post worst deaths
>Desynced shell
based
javascript wizardry
lmao
Why is the end of world 3 always only 1 or 2 marios? World one is significantly more difficult with the absolute chaos in the first 2 levels
silly question but how do i run?
This
Anything with a lag spike.
World 1 is also easier.
shift
shift
hammer bros
Alt + F4
some jolly cooperation
>lag spike hits when the game start counter reaches 0
>immediately behind in 1-1
>world 1 is easier
Level 1 had ridiculous jumps to get powerups
Level 1 and 2 have starniggers
Level 2 has shell sniping spots
Level 3 has headbonk spots
Level 4 is a mad dash to the end
Meanwhile World 3 has 2 hammer bros and some firebars
why is only Yea Forums good at this game?
nigga how the FUCK do you shoot when you got the fire shit im pressing every fucking key
>nigger running below the level
>still dies to a goomba
get fucked you dumb hacker
its just super mario bros 1 with 75 people playing simoultaneously
why the fuck is this so addicting
sprint key
shift
run button you absolute retard
CREATOR WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOWED THE SLOTS TO 75 REEEEEEEEE
Why is world 3 considered so hard?
>starnigger tried to kill me in 1-2 but matrix dodged his ass
what if i dont fucking have one
No i died to the koopa
what the FUCK
starnigger yourself
Then enjoy trying to win, fucktard
How the fuck do I connect a Dualshock 4
Plug it into the USB port on your computer
>mfw I was the 3rd person to approach but died to bowser
Nice quads
did you dodge him on the rooftops?
3-1 has the two shells of doom at the start.
Between them and the first 2 piranhas, at least 50 players are culled every time.
goddamnit user i know that was you who died right behind us
now fucking mitchell is there
Yes
use ds4win
or just launch steam
That was me
>tfw big mario letting the little marios up to the top blocks on 1-2
3-1 also has lots of piranha plants and the jumping koopa gauntlet to punish you for flubbing your speedrun jumps, 3-2 has a really evil starniggering spot and 3-4 is easily the hardest Bowser level of the ones we have now.
>There are horsefuckers in this thread right now
Yikes
i always do that as big mario, my little bros keep hitting the blocks waiting for me to do it
Goombas materializing out of nowhere in 3-2 and killing me is getting fucking annoying. At least give them placeholders like the Koopas when the game lags.
i'm gonna change it to /pol/
I've been here
WHY IS EVERYONE SO SLOW
based
based third place
>holding jump under a one space high block in 1-2
LMAO
DANCECHADS REPORT
is this game hosted in south america? why are south americabros so much faster?
it's ok user cross the bridge
normie: 1-1
chad: 2-1
cringe: 3-1
I dunno sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't
I'm stuck on the victory screen, what now
South America bro here, our speed is the same since our internet, countries and lives are shit
>end of 3-1
>8 players
fuck
megachad: can get 1st repeatedly in all 3
>the patreonfag's desperate attempts at anticheat in 1.0.2
F5
hey that's me. Congrats on your first place
I WON AND BY A LANDSLIDE LMAO
this is fucking stupid
how 2 beat bowser pls
you are fucking stupid
>t. cuck that dies in level 1-1
No one even got to the final level but me
>dying to the first goomba in 1-1
We've all been there, user.
Jump over him
wait for the platform you impatient nigger
Hit him with a fireball 5 times
use your fireflower
3-1 is a lonely place...
>you can go past the pipe without waiting for the plant in 3-1 before the hammer bros by a jump at the edge of the floating bricks
>head to head with a nigga in 2-4
>both get cucked by bowser
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
beats me, I just save a mushroom and run straight past him
QUICK EVERYONE GO TO 1-2 AND HOLD JUMP HERE
my fucking sides
Why are zoomers so bad?
i was the one doing it before you came, i did it because i was mad i lost my fire power lmao
easiest was is jumping over him three times like in Mario world
fugg
>when 3-1 is not lonely
I WIN
explain
under the blocks
dude what the fuck happened here, there were only 5 people when I finish first level.
>world 1
>10 people have already died to bowser
i don't think a #3 is coming, jesus christ.
fucking easy
>have a close race with someone from 3-2
>they do some retarded-ass shit in 3-4 and now you're all alone in the front again
>Already people cheating
What joy do you even gain from this
>be big mario
>bunch of mariolets sitting around waiting for me the break the ceiling in 1-2
>instead break my way to the hidden star and kill them all
Zoomers didn't stand a chance
ITS FUN
Let's compile some QoL features, I'll start
>short hop
>auto restart after death
Wanted to learn javascript
devilish
the user who was tied with me died to bowser, fuck
99 lives, no starniggers to fear
control remapping, 60fps.
/firebros/ reporting in
>TOO BAD #4
i will forever and always be bad going fast at the stairs
I wish I could remap my jump command my spacebar fucking sucks
>fearing starniggers
>Make hammer bros killable by jumping on them
>Press a button to enter lobby instead of having to take a hand off your keyboard to click "play now"
>1300 people
Jesus christ
hahaha
everyone ahead of me died in 1-4 since they didnt have a mushrom lol
>get 4th
>try to go for a podium
>win
>fire patterns are randomized
how did you what to touch with your injected script? The js is obsfucated and I'm a scrub who has no idea how to deal with that. I don't even want to cheat, just curious.
>teleport stright to bowser
>too bad #69
fix your game nigger, seems its just a server timer
*ahem*
Fuck hackers and fuck starniggers
>hack
>die instantly to 2-1 goomba
lmao
Come on, I know someone has that little code for star mode
based, get fucked nigger
>world 3 stage 1
>80% dying
jesus
>1400 peeps
So, Vinny made a video
>cocky piece of shit ahead of waits at the flagpole to go the boss stage
>he runs ahead while I get the mushroom between the podobos, I end up getting #1 which means he died
>Fuck hackers
based, absolutely based
>fuck starniggers
cringe, cope
any niggers in it?
WHAT?
>finally find a nigger that can match my sonic speed
>I die to a badly placed fish in 2-3
three people actually made it through world 3, nice
Yup, its just a timer, get fucked lmao
Just found out about this game from my favorite streamer, grandpoobear
The second greatest fucking feeling on Earth.
SO, VINNY MADE A VIDEO
People fucking suck at world 3
>1362 people playing
what the fuck happened
PREPARE FOR TRAFFIC BOOST
lol
streamers and
Vinesauce happened
youtube.com
WHO?
...
>been playing for 5 hours straight
my fingers are fucking dying, bye faggots
fucking bakas
find the strings, then the classes, then the instances, this is a good learning experience for beginners, im a C fag that never touched the firefox console lol
well, it’s over lads, were fun memories...
>toe by toe with someone from the very beginning
>both died to bowser at the same time
bruh
XD
>linking previous threads
first the worst, second the best
fuck off backseat janny
>making fun of the people who keep this site clean
you must be new here
better luck next time, fuckboy
>guy gets a star
>immediately dashes to the left to kill as many players as possible
DIE FUCKING STARNIGGERS
>3-4
>surprisingly trailed by other 4 marios
>bowser wipes them all
Nice to see another horse fucker #1
>samefagging
>>>/reddit/
>nigger faggot doing it for free because he can't have a board 100% full of consolewar, eceleb, and twitter screencap threads
Kill yourself, unironically
AHEM
FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK BACKSEAT JANNIES
>REEE STOP MAKING THE SITE BETTER NO ONONONO MOMMY NOOO I WANT ECELEB STUFF NOO
Reminder that one of our anons had the chance to fuck him over but instead put something else retarded as his name
>giving out a star then moving out of the way specifically for that purpose
enjoy the ban. i know someone whos a janitor
>only gets to the end 3 times
>gets 1st once, doesn't even get a podium outside of that one time
>one or two(?) Yea Forums fags at the end of one of his 5th place runs
nice
>if I call people newfags it'll seem like I'm not new!
tell majongniggers and ff14niggers to fuck off too
>pretending to be an underage retard
Stop
>funny mario impression guy
its over
janny are you ok?
>press jump
>bing bing
>win
whats so fun about mario again? theres no combat or level up system
GRAND DAD
R
A
N
D
D
A
D
>wait on top of the vine block in 2-1
>people are too garbage to even get to it
xD
just don't reply, people
@466867272
SERVER LAG IMMINENT
NINTENDO C&D WITHIN 48 HOURS
IT'S OVER NIGGERS
>actually defending this retro boomer trash
based retard. if it was a good game thered be more than MUH BING JUMP WAHOOOOO
It was always on borrowed time due to the patreon link
>so many people now
>its impossible to meet up with your fellow virgins at the end
I'll try again when it gets dark.
>The guy in the thread baiting this hard
yikes, must suck to be a neet and waste your time with this
>blllllrt poopeepeooppeepo pay attention to me
What's the next step of your master plan?
When does winning get old?
When you constantly get 1st and everybody else died.
Just like Columbus, uh, he get the bloodlust, uh
Just like Columbus he get murderous on purpose
>dude stfu autistmo
no you stfu ill kick your ass *rolls sleeve*
>NO NO NO I WAS JOKIN-
*WHAP* *WHAP* *JUMPS UP AND SLAMS DOWN ON YOUR FACE **PANTE SLIDES OFF* *BRAAAAAAAP*
TASTE MY
SALTYYYY
BEAAAAN
JUUUUICE!!!!
>USHAGHHSGGSS PFFHHTHTTTT ITS SO SALTY NOO
Despite being only 13% percent of the population they make up 50% of wins
This.
Haven't seen any Yea Forumsros in a while.
>be firebro
>help some tiny marios clear 3-2
>hit the block with the star so they can clear out the front
>one of them gets a star and immediately turn back around to kill me
>be firebro
>BRAAAPP
faggot kill yourself nigger fat
When you consistently get first by >30 seconds margins. Why are people so garbage. I want to have sweaty races with autistic speedrunners.
rip
F
yeah it's down
seething
THE GAME IS FINALLY DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S DOWN
BROS THE SITE IS DOWN
>connection interrupted
It's over bros
>1500 online
>game dies
Cute and funny
Welp, RIP
Cease and desist order came
Dead?
What the fuck jsut happened? We have squad code now.
>SQUAD CODES
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>squad codes
Is it over?
What a fun game.
rip starniggers and hexfags
>world 5 added
>squads added
YES
>Have fun Yea Forums
>squad code
JOIN "CUNNY" NOW
Only private lobbies can save us from this evil
SQUAD CODES
>Squad code
WHATS THE SQUAD
>someone tries to pull this shit
>effortlessly jump over his manlet ass and leave him in a distant second place
NEW UPDATE
I guess?
>squad code
>added world 5
>squad codes
>have fun Yea Forums
thanks bro
SOMEBODY POST THE Yea Forums SQUAD CODE QUICK
TIME FOR A Yea Forums ROOM??
UPDATE TIME
>update
>can't hack anymore
FUCKKKKKKKKK
Reminder to use “rage” as our official code lads.
JOIN "CUN"
JOIN FAG
squad:
RAGE
infernoplus.com
> Have fun Yea Forums
HE KNOWS
HELLO DEV
Yea Forums squad code
123
123
123
123
123
123
>3 letters only
Seriously?
IT BEGINS
LMAO NIGGERZ FAGGOTS JEWS FAGGOTS NIGGERS KILL WHAP WHAP BRSAPAPPPPP
BASADO
>Squads
Added a new feature called "Squad Code".
If you and a friend have the same squad code you will be able to see each others names.
This can be used with as many people as you want.
Leaving the squad code blank will disable it.
Have fun Yea Forums
>HAVE FUN Yea Forums
BASED
>Have fun Yea Forums
fuckin based
WHAT*s OUR SQUAD CODE YOU NIGGERS
CUN OR CUNNY
>have fun Yea Forums in the patch notes
since the dev lurks obviously lurks here please consider adding lost level worlds
go for CUN
"Yea Forums" works
that's our squad code
DIE DIE DIE BOOMER DIE DDIE DIE DIE BOOMEFAG BRAPPPS OM YOUR FACE MY STI KY WINKY MARIO SHIT BOOMER
okay nigger, what code do we use?
Yea Forums or FAG?
>3 letter dumbass
>Have fun Yea Forums
Thanks for making play Yea Forums of all people
RGE come on lads
squad is "Yea Forums"
GO FOR rage
New thread decides which code it is.
WHATS THE OFFICIAL CODE MY DUDES
squad code: Yea Forums
>he dies to a starCHAD
also based dev
SQUAD CODES ARE PROBABLY CASE SENSITIVE
>WE NEED A NEW THREAD WITH SQUAD CODE IN TITLE