KEANU F***ING REEVES!!!

based

This post is my everything!

>keanu fucks trannies and stars in a game where you can fuck trannies and make your character a tranny
>yet you’re called a tranny if you criticize the game
Really makes me think

Not gonna lie, this is cringier than actually being on reddit.

based

based

I unironically wish you all the most painful death
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Attached: 4chan downies.jpg (843x903, 115K)

>/pol/fag

I’ve never been to /pol/

based

it's literally paid shills trying to fit in, just like how they sperg out edgy CONTRARIAN if you dare to critizes a game hiring a multimillionaire Hollywood actor for their game.

Attached: CD projekt shill.png (577x856, 276K)

How do you edit your posts?

EDIT: Oh wow I just figured it out.

[last edited: 1 min ago]

Go to the board where your kind reside then and stay there.

Edit: Disregard this post, found the fix!

or its just a retard doing it for free
or its just a contrarian wanting to start a shitstorm
or its just you, the contrarian

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Not a single soul:

user: cRiNgE

Haha look he's imitating reddit. Never been done before thats for sure. Nice thread OP

And people think that Discord trannies are not a thing with posts like this starting to spam the site.

There's also an autist shitposting every single CDPR threads too, and a mod confirmed its one guy

Attached: v was so autistic a mod had to confirm it.jpg (1213x362, 119K)

Keanu is cool can we not taint him with reddit memes

>"some"

based goes in all fields

Based

Could this be the birth of a new epic meme?

boards.fireden.net/_/search/image/6BUPo34N2bMCS8EvKkkHKA/
this is one of the hashes since the autist keeps changing it due to being filtered by mods

Attached: 1478726892825.jpg (315x325, 27K)

Based

cringe

Thanks

Oh my GOSH! is Keanu actually in Cyberpunk?!

Ive been working a lot lately trying to support my girlfriends husband so this is an amazing suprise.

CANT WAIT!

Attached: SOY.png (200x565, 124K)

based

based

Attached: based.png (598x363, 21K)

Based

based

based

Based here take all my upboats faggot

Desab

b

ajajajaja basado y rojopillado

based (based and redpilled) and redpilled

Attached: based (based and redpilled) and redpilled.gif (367x219, 523K)

based

Alright I don't know what this means. Is it redditspeak? Is OP a redditnigger making fun of other redditniggers?

based

>standing in full fledged denial that trannies aren't seething about cdpr
You are mentally ill

cringe

Attached: 4chan Silver.png (394x394, 23K)

>epic meme

I already pre ordered and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it
cope and seethe and dilate and have sex

Attached: guh HA.png (408x599, 505K)

yikes....

yikes
seethe

based

stop samefagging your cringe, cringelord

Why are you guys so easily triggered?

based

KEANU F***ING REDDIT

Based

>Yea Forums likes a thing
>Reddit likes a thing
>Yea Forums now hates a thing

Attached: 1552219821228.jpg (328x361, 45K)

based

Ironic reddit posting is still reddit posting

>the fun thing got popular now i must hate it xDDD
>am i cool yet 4chinz?xD

This. Rip ur inbox

based

Cope

based
Edit: shoot I messed up

E3 stream: keanu reeves
Everyone: wow omg
Me: literally who XD

Attached: hqdefault[1].jpg (480x360, 9K)

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Not a single soul:

user: aNd PeOpLe ThInK ThAt DiScOrD tRaNnIeS aRe NoT a ThInG wItH pOsTs LiKe ThIs StArTiNg To SpAm ThE sItE.

based

Me:

Yea Forums:

Resetera: RESETERA BAY BAY

Link: I've finally killed Ganon once and for all.
Ganon: Yes you did.
Link: what
Ganon: what

>9367 likes

Please god let summer end.

cringe

Link: kills ganon
...
Link: why is there boss music still playing

Link: Finally, I have brought peace to Hyrule
Ganon: its free real estate

Ganondorf: comes back to life
Link: I'm straight up not having a good time

BOTW1: “ganon won’t return for a very long time”
Ganon: *laughs in pig

Nintendo : So, how dark is this game?
Zelda developers: Yes

Fans- We want Majora’s Mask 2
Fans- We want Breath of the Wild 2
Nintendo- Yes

Link: I finally killed Ganon!
Ganon: Pulls out an uno reverse card

Link: Once again, Hyrule is free from Calamity Ganon's destruction.
Ganon: OH HELLO THERE

Calamity Ganon dies
Link: We did it!
Zelda: Link I’m so proud of you!
Ganondorf: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Link: I've finally killed Ganon once and for all.
Ganon: Yes you did.
Link: what
Ganon: what

Nintendo: The sequel to breath of the wild is in developme-
Me: (Starts throwing money)
Nintendo: but it’s not done yet
Me: Just take my money! Take it!

Zelda: exploring Link:
Yo why do I hear boss music

Attached: 1560123082845.gif (382x308, 1.47M)

cringe...

Attached: IMG_4fka8y.jpg (133x113, 5K)

Link and Zelda: Ganondorf?! But how?!
Ganondorf: good question.

Link: * finally defeats Gannon *
Link: “HAH”
*why do I hear boss music

Link after final battle:finally Ganon is no more
blood moon rise
Link: aww sh/™ here we go again

Zelda: So u beat Ganon right?
Link: Yup I did
Ganon: Well yes but actually no

Ganon: Eyes open
Link: HYAHH HA (We're in the Engame now.)

Majoras Mask: I’m the darkest Zelda Game
Twilight Princess: No, I’m the darkest Zelda Game
Botw2: Hold my Korok Seeds...

Link and Zelda: finally hyrule is saved!
Ganon: Ima have to stop you right there

Ganon: Is defeated
Few days later
Ganon: IT'S REWIND TIME

Ganon: comes back to life
Link: Mission failed, we'll get em' next time

Attached: 1560123225340.jpg (486x309, 31K)

real question, what's that gold shit that they have on reddit?

The newest generation just now started to be able to form half-coherent words on the internet, and their influence shows. It's a new wave of 10 year olds.

That joke format is genuinely, unironically, horrible.

Link and Zelda "How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man"

Link: I have saved Hyrule
Ganon: Ok yes, but actually no

Link: Thank God that's over.
Ganon: lmao observe.

Zelda: “open your eyes”
Ganon’s eyes crack open
Zelda: “not those eyes lol”

mummy head snaps his neck to the camera
Me JESUS CHRIST

Link: Defeats Calamity Ganon
Ganon: I PULLED A LITTLE SNEAKY ON YA

*Ganon gets defeated*
*Ganon comes back to life*
Ganon : I can do this all day

Zelda and Link: how many times do u want to come back to life and die?
Ganon: yes.

Ganon: Is alive
Me: Aww Sh%$ here we go again

Link: kills Ganon
Nintendo: Cool but have you heard of Ganondorf?

When this game gets speedrun
Link glitches into the room
Ganon:why do I hear boss music?

Everyone: Talking about Ganondorf
Me: That music is

Attached: 1505496248480.jpg (640x460, 55K)

You're a grumpy old boomer who believes shitposts like that because you want to believe your generation isn't a detriment to society.

I want to die

Attached: 1526690560320.jpg (391x357, 40K)

Link: I have finally defeated Ganon after so long!
Ganon: Well yes but actually no

After finishing BOTW 100% and on Master Mode: “You can rest now.”
BOTW Sequel: “I am... Inevitable.”

Square Enix: our conference was the best!
Nintendo: How cute

Link: FINALLY I KILLED GANON
GANON: yes but actually no

Link: Finally i killed Ganon once. And for all
Ganon: well yes, but actually no

Calamity Ganon: ... dead
Ganondorf: I’m still here

Zelda: We finally took down Ganon!!!
Ganon: im gonna have to stop you right there.

My wallet after seeing the trailers for this and smm2: Chuckles I'm in danger.

Zelda: we finally defeated Ganon!
Ganon: well yes, but actually no

Random kid:Nintendo is for babies.
Nintendo:Are you sure about that?

People: “I don’t think a new mainline zelda game will be shown at E3”
Nintendo: hold my mastersword

Link: Yes! Ganon is finally gone!
Ganon: Did someone say my name?

Link: Will you ever die?
Ganon: No I don’t think I will.

Attached: 1484489554087.png (235x225, 122K)

I'm talking about the text format he's ironizing, you stupid fuck.

based

stop

Attached: 1560112861891.png (657x527, 32K)

Link:How are you alive?!
Ganondorf: Here’s a little lesson in trickery

Sees sequel to Breath of The Wild
Suicide rate drop: 0%

Link: I killed ganon
Ganon: hold my sword

Infinity wars reference
Ganon: You should have gone for the head Link.
Link: NOOOO...

Ganandorf: Is alive
Link and Zelda: "You have a lot of nerve being alive!"

Zelda: "We defeated Ganon!"
Ganon: "Well excuuuuuse me princess"

Link: "finally! Me and zelda can now retire settle down make a fa-"
Ganon: slams table
Also ganon: "HA STOPID IMA NOT LET YOU GET THE CHANCE"

Link: After so long, Ganon is finally dead!
Ganon: Wrong!
Link: Aw s***! Here we go again!

Link: I think ganon is finally dead...
Ganon: no, but thank you for asking

zelda: now hyrule can live in peace
ganondorf: uno reverse card

Mom: Son wake up!!
Me: NEVER!
Mom: Nintendo is working on a sequel to Breath of the Wild!
Me: 0:50 REALLY!?!?!? :D

Peace: FINALLY WE’RE HERE AT LAST
Ganon: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Attached: 1440785229361.jpg (1600x900, 656K)

Accurate

Attached: Lol.jpg (1462x1462, 189K)

What went wrong with humor, Yea Forums?

Attached: 1534165291789.jpg (400x200, 17K)

Botw: Relaxing
Sequel To Botw: PERISH

Zelda: Link! Ganon is now beaten. The hero of Hyrule-
Ganon: are you sure about that

Link and zelda: ....
Ganondorf :*alive*
Link and zelda:-_-

Zelda: Link what's wrong!?
Link: Castles haunted
Zelda: What??
Link: loading shotgun Castles haunted

Link:stab ganon`s heart
Ganon: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD

Link: Finally I’ve brought peace back to hyrule
Ganon:I’m about to end this man’s whole career

BOTW: Finally I’ve defeated ganon and brought peace to hyrule!
BOTW2: ArE yOu SuRe aBouT tHaT

Me: Isn’t it a bit too early to do a BOTW 2? I mean, the games only been out for 2 years-
Nintendo: yes

Ganondorf: comes back to life
Hyrule Castle: *chuckles* I’m in danger

Link: Take this L with you and all sales are final!
Ganon: Yeah.. About that.. So like... This L seems to be broken and I'd like to get a refund.

Link: Kills Ganon
Ganon: You Fool! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

Link : Defeats Ganon for like the 20th time
Ganon: * Comes back to life *
Link: D:

Attached: 1433534979071.gif (400x400, 2.61M)

Nintendo: no more BotW DLC
Me: Ok
Nintendo: now here's the sequel
Me: wait wut

Link: ...
Gannon: ...
Link: ... !
Cuz neither of them talk!

Me: *has money*
Nintendo: “are you sure about that?”

Me: Falling asleep...... SEE'S ZELDA botw 2 is coming out...
Me again: THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN!!!

"We can now fix Hyrule since Ganon is gone"
Ganon: Im about to end this princesses whole career

Botw players after defeating Ganon: Yes after hours of game play, I have finally defeated the great threat to Hyrule!
Ganon: Well yes, but actually no.
Botw players: ...well frick...

Zelda:We Did It Link We Killed Dark Beast Ganon!!
Link:..
Ganondorf: Am I a Joke To You

Players: was that thing Gannon
Nintendo: uhh meow.

Majora’s mask: I am the creepiest Zelda game!
BOTW Sequel: hold my torch

Everyone: OMG HORROR ASPECTS
Me: they added RATS

Link: (defeats Gannon for the 20th time)
Gannon: comes back to life with snapping his neck
Also Link:... am I a joke to you?

Nintendo: "One more thing, Breath of the Wild se -"
Us: 0:50
Wallet: "Oh god please no"

Link: kills ganon
Ganon: now Im about to do what's called a pro-gamer move

Link to Zelda: So Calamity Ganon was the last Ganon ever? Right?
Zelda: I think so. Its said Ganon gave up reincarnation into a physical form.
Orochimaru's theme begins to play
Ganondorf: Looks like its time for some fun!

Attached: 1408191992429.jpg (682x600, 225K)

I jsut know they're all referencing the same 2 shitty american tv show with diversity quote and netflix exclusivity. I'm not even going to google it to make sure because it's so fucking obvious.

Attached: fish on head.jpg (271x312, 24K)

It does on the Yea Forums circlejerk

>epic new

at least shitpost right faggot

Me: *posts funny thing*
Yea Forums autismo: that is not funny
Me: yes but actually no

Attached: 1497302731141.png (1242x2208, 1.08M)

STOP

Attached: 5jUC7pM.png (115x107, 25K)

YES BUT ACTUALLY NO

Attached: 1381244161893.jpg (1284x1057, 106K)

No one:

Literally nobody:

Not a soul:

Reddit: Time to create a meme format that is so bad and non-sensical that it feels like every iteration of it is made by a bot stringing the same phrases together every time, with little regard to context or humor.

Attached: 1550837959510.jpg (800x748, 81K)

eh this is only funny in response to wojacks

Is it reddit or twitter?
I'm not sure any longer

Attached: 1546670956516.jpg (1577x1027, 408K)

I hate all of these but the "am I a joke to you?" absolutely takes the cake as the worst and laziest.

>Does my shit come from the intestines or the stomach?
*surprised pikachu face*

Attached: 1537709553243.jpg (775x663, 64K)

Yea Forums

Edit 3: By the way, check out my [insert social media platform] and my [insert donation website] page.

I just opened a mario maker 2 video and was bombarded with this shit

>"Nintendo : * Makes another 30 second long Super Mario Maker 2 trailer *"
>"GameXplain : TImE fOR aNoTHEr OnE HoUR And 30 mInUtE ANalYSis!"

>"Me: How long are you going to make your discussion on this trailer?"
>"Gamexplain: Yes"

>"Me: Watches Video"
>"TV: Plays alternate version of commercial"
>"Me: Excuse me what the..."

>"Me:*Yess another super mario game!*"
>"My class: *HoLy $hIt omg SuPerCell game brawl Star"

>"New trailer: comes out"
>"GameXplain: hmm"

>"Hype Train Announcer: Hello Everybody! The hype train will be arriving to its destination in exactly 11 days from now. "

>"That Guy from Bethesda E3: YEAAAHHHHH!"

>"Nobody:"
>
>"Nintendo:"
>"S U P E R M A R I O M A K E R S E Q U E L"

Attached: 1482293001427.jpg (350x346, 31K)

>edits
Is it so hard to just type without that shit? What the fuck do they mean by gold?

upvote

Based

Attached: 1535124030662.jpg (1280x1707, 786K)

Attached: 1459179384042.jpg (2096x3000, 1.69M)

Please make it stop.

Baste

Edit: Am I doing this right?

Edit 2: Wtf why am I being downvoted?

Me: *enters gamestop in this pose*
Me: one copy of botw2 pls
Gamestop employee: yes but actually its not out yet

Attached: 1559812274678.jpg (768x960, 39K)

Seethe

the fatty. always go with the fat ones

Why does it always come to reddit-bullshit? Why? What is your obsession with that place?

Why is he so popular now? I mean, John wick 3 was a great movie, but still.

galko is not a slut take that back

someone post that webm of black widow getting raped by hulk

keanu is an international treasure. there i said it

Wait, that's illegal. unbased

...

Hideo Kojima - "I have the best celebrity cameos in gaming"
CD Projekt Red - "Hold my beer"

Yikes. Someone's not very familiar with reddiquette. In the age of Trump it's more important than ever for communities like ours to be able to express solidarity, and sharing a general code of conduct really helps facilitate meaningful conversation. With the rise of the far-right on already-horrifyingly racist boards such as Yea Forums it's really not a good look to be ignorant of forum manners and could even be taken as a dogwhistle desu. Please commit yourself to do better in the future.

Edit: spelling

>resetera is still so pissy about a tranny poster and sees Yea Forums doesn't care so they start spamming Reddit shit to try and get people to hate Keanu and thus somehow the game he's featured in.
Wowzers, you guys are good at this.

Phone posters should hang.

Attached: 1557517004083.jpg (673x586, 27K)

worst moment of e3 by far

This gets asked, answered, and asked in the next thread. Yea Forums is doing the same thing over and over into oblivion.

This shit is from Youtube comments though.

youtu.be/3fr1Z07AV00

based

Does anyone else get irrationally angry whenever they see this kind of shit in youtube comments or on twitter?

There's nothing but those, I know all of them by heart now

How do I edit my posts on Yea Forums?

>ctrl f
>am I a joke to you
>5 results
I guess every cancerous meme has been covered already

rol

That’s what I was going to ask, so all these memes I see on youtube come from reddit? Literally every vid has multiple of the same shit

Hover over your post number and press Alt F4

Attached: shitpost.jpg (545x534, 138K)

FIFTY
STAY ABOVE FIFTY

>LEdit 1: Wow, my first ever gold! Thanks stranger!
What the fuck is r*ddit gold?

Attached: 1558823395539.png (407x350, 191K)

>no s.oy
Oh there's s.oy alright

They see me rollan
They hating

Humor is dead and we killed it.

Attached: 1551771146847.jpg (1600x3346, 737K)

Here's a nice drink of fresh ice tea for all you kind strangers browsing new!

Attached: fc52th054-01-main.jpg (600x500, 34K)

You give reddit 5 dollars and the person who made the post can visit a reddit gold circle jerk subreddit. That's it.

Seriously now though, it's fucking 2019. You'd think Yea Forums could implement a setting for editing your posts after a specific amount of time after you posted it.

Attached: 1546715008717.gif (514x510, 94K)

Good, now everyone can be as miserable as we are

how come kermit is dead, he's got the x eyes

Absolutely blessed thread

The circle of life.

>paying REAL MONEY so that you can give someone a special upvote
there's now way this is real. no one would be that stupid

Attached: 1540868489828.jpg (365x394, 49K)

Attached: buzzwords that kill.webm (1280x720, 1.64M)

Yea Forums humor thread?

Attached: 1557740218257.jpg (582x569, 178K)

Attached: 1560193777481.jpg (428x422, 25K)

>Expecting anything but parroting from /pol/ users

this shouldnt have made me laugh but yeah

I don't see how this is any different from spending 5 dollars on your favorite twitch streamer, and everyone does that.

Attached: 1547438328967.jpg (750x850, 152K)

I’m not seething and I don’t care about chicks with dicks in the game. Let it go, user, it’s not healthy to obsess about us.

Wait hold on, do they get the money or does reddit get the money?

t-this is fake right? No one can be that unselfaware.

like in clockwerk

Attached: ausie.gif (399x369, 39K)

Need I remind you of ?

*redditors and zoomers do that

Attached: f35dd2436636d836a26da5c7c42c5705.png (360x225, 79K)

Anger and self awareness doesn’t automatically make you funny. Cringe vocaroo.

>and everyone does that

Attached: 1414963711189.jpg (710x720, 34K)

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: This post is underrated AF :joy: :laughing_crying_face:

Attached: Brief+even+curious+rhinoceros_68198f_6943517.jpg (1200x1316, 129K)

>do they get the money

Attached: 1555698941110.png (400x293, 181K)

This thread is hella lit

>Reddit: Time to create a meme format that is so bad and non-sensical that it feels like every iteration of it is made by a bot stringing the same phrases together every time, with little regard to context or humor.
i dont think reddit created anything
definitely
none of the above

I do it and so do all my friends. I thought everyone did it.

the cycle of life continues

rollan~

I don't even get this "nobody" shit. What the fuck does this even mean? How is this funny in any way, shape or form? Is it perhaps a reference to some shitty zoomer movie or tv show?

Attached: 1485565972490.jpg (640x932, 91K)

Attached: 1551281567511.jpg (719x608, 43K)

Now I know youre baiting

Attached: 105(2).jpg (500x403, 20K)

1488 get

Yeah, made me feel really old and out of touch when I saw these stupid posts the first time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle

Attached: 1551387985453.png (389x767, 586K)

>, John wick 3 was a great movie, but still.
it really wasnt, easily the weakest of the three, the metroid prime 3 of the series, if you will, the matrix revolutions of the series, if you will, the "why did we have to have halle berry in it" of the series
even this horrid meme is better
good post

no it doesnt

Thank you Yea Forums.

Attached: 1436263937676.png (600x603, 136K)

this hurts
time loop
wrong website nigger

rololol

Attached: Shit. I've been clowned.png (227x639, 86K)

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Attached: 1557982142416.png (1920x1080, 644K)

Attached: Fj_860926_7084135.jpg (1200x1181, 186K)

So it is a reference to some shitty tv show?

hahaha... COCK

kek

I don't have a clue, that's the point

Attached: +_36534a407f5db1e354006916d5bb0e55.jpg (685x639, 108K)

No, it's not a reference to a TV show
It's supposed to represent how no one else was asking for whatever happened, or even thought or started a conversation about the thing being mentioned

underrated

Absolutamente basado

Attached: 1553240772213.jpg (1100x2000, 632K)

This couldn't possibly be more unfunny.

Attached: this kills the blobfish.jpg (500x541, 53K)

Based

based
cringe and bluepilled

basedboy

>still up
Bringe

Attached: 1525793968335.webm (400x436, 868K)

This is the most unfunny thread on 4chanreddit.

Attached: 1534091307231.png (535x655, 371K)

Based

is this real?

Roflmao

based and epic pilled

Did she died?

its a twitter meme i thougt no idea its always the same people and forced as fuck

for god's sake I even thought that fucking banana picture was funny but this is too much even for me. shut the fuck up.

no

kek
i expected it to be the
ONIONS CRINGE ZOOMER
love it
i actually never
laugh this much
but
that was fucking amazing
CRIIIIIIIINGE ISNT IT

Absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Upvoted.

Attached: brothers.png (1000x624, 960K)

r o l l a n

I'm trying to be more like Keanu reeves so I got myself a tranny gf a month ago. Life's working out fellas

>I even thought that fucking banana picture was funny
You're the last pwrson who should be criticising anyone.

...

>dog whistle, desu.
Fixed it for you

>everyone
Found the retarded faggot who actually donates to twitch streamers, guys.
Everyone point and laugh at this retarded faggot.

literally me

no, sir, the #rekt thread is that way
I agree. It's so fucking stupid it's hard to fathom it being funny to anyone at all.

here i go

This is such an accurate portrayal it's scary.

why the fuck is this thread still up?

Attached: babs annoyed.jpg (428x440, 21K)

You expect me to believe that?

Attached: 1559490030032.png (640x479, 432K)

>keanu is reddit
>fun is reddit
>enjoying things without condescending irony is reddit
>everything is reddit

based reddo

What's funny is how stupid people are that they think nobody means everybody.
Unless that's the joke.
In which case, based

yeah, but, now i don't bother looking at twitter or youtube comments

How do I gift you a Pass? This post is pure bido gams and it deserves a pass.

Haha, thanks stranger!

based

My girlfriend wants to know how she can edit her posts here on 4channel, how does she do it?

She needs to quote the post and post edit in all fields

hey can someone PM the sub's moderator i think this should be moved to Yea Forums

Honestly nothing more annoying than someone continually editing and awknowledging how much likes/upvotes/retweets they are getting

seriously, why do people do this?

I'm tired

Attached: 1529656862653.jpg (492x449, 48K)

No you idiot, standing anywhere even remotely close to an open lava pit like that would burn/suffocate you long before you could even get close enough for anything like this to happen.

>Haha my most upvoted comment is about eating my own feces? LOLOXPLEX

gimme the dumpy one pleeaaase

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Guy A: How many enemies did you kill?
Guy B: Yes

Edit: Thanks for the likes guys!

Honestly I don't get it.
Let me get this straight:
>Keanu says the word breathtaking in a certain phrase
>Some epic joker in the crowd shouts "You're breathtaking!"
>Keanu reacts saying "You're breathtaking! You're all breathtaking!"
And... That's supposed to be cool?
I've seen multiple images portraying the moment as if it was something special.
Like, if anything it's the audience member who was """witty""", not Keanu. He reacted in the most basic, predictable and dare I say lamest way possible other than remain silent.
Am I missing something?

None of you guys are funny. If you want to prevent cancer, consider standing out in front of the shuttle that is running in front of the hotel on the hour. Thank you.

Attached: 932ccf_7058762.jpg (640x491, 76K)

Fornicate

Explain yourselves, gamers. This is disgusting.

rolando

Attached: 1553510426071.jpg (1600x900, 350K)

CDPR shills went into overdrive to make the marketing. It's artificial. The guy who yelled breathtaking was probably plant, paid shill. All to make the game sell.

BASED ZOOMERS

Explain yourselves, gamers. This is incredible.

Yea Forums has now officially become indistinguishable from a YouTube comment section.

Haha yes, thing bad indeed my good sir.

This is so disgusting, I am literally shaking and crying right now, we need more representation and less pedo games!

Making a post, realizing there's a huge error in it, and then sweating nervously for a minute until you can delete it is the Yea Forums experience

cope

He cant even escape loneliness on the internet

>"That Guy from Bethesda E3: YEAAAHHHHH!"
Seriously what the fuck was with that? Did Todd have a gun to his head or something?

guys how do i get a reddit gf?

Attached: achelois17 cropped.jpg (460x903, 91K)

>tfw no reddit gf

Attached: geek gf.jpg (700x9195, 895K)

I had a dream I opened Yea Forums one day and the format had largely changed to be like Reddit.
There was no more anonymous posting, you had to create an account.
It was not intended to be a joke.

Attached: 1531678541073.png (697x360, 454K)

based

le

Q predicted this

TRUST THE PLAN

Attached: 1560033687100.jpg (750x739, 70K)

i'm posting this on r/memes bros. be sure to upvote it there as well.

Stop living ironically.

based

Attached: loli.jpg (960x833, 55K)

Keanu Reeves: *exists*
Yea Forums: iS thAt thE gUY froM foRtnite?

>Yea Forums has now officially become indistinguishable from a YouTube comment section.
It's the same people now

Attached: 1477788815985.png (796x712, 317K)

user please tell me what was the fix.
[banned for necroposting]

This might sound non-sensical, but it took way too long for this thread to be made, and these comments criticized. I was feeling like such a fucking outcast until now.

Attached: 1547457621247.jpg (487x423, 28K)

It's just that Keanu is such a nice guy for a big time hollywood actor. And he's not faking it. Most big stars are douchebags acting like they're nice, but it shows as fuck because people don't behave irl like they do in the movies and the actors can only, well, act. Also Keanu is visibly autistic, so we can obviously relate.
He's just really likeable

lel

how is this STILL up???

Attached: xgjFd0Oox-c.jpg (750x807, 171K)

>ctrl+f
>sage
>0 results
This board hurts.

Attached: Guiltless+juvenile+seahorse_15ba90_6998181.jpg (1200x1504, 116K)

Ok, but Yea Forums X users can still see it though.

Attached: hmm.jpg (569x677, 162K)

announcing sage is a reportable offense

Oh snap le carreer of le american EAcountry is destrYOREEEED

Attached: canada sweat.jpg (300x300, 29K)

me on the right, stay mad, virgins

Attached: 1496922927339.png (754x692, 1.1M)

Why'd you replace have sex with rent free

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Attached: ripsave - The passengers on this airplane - 84f34c54373b4c488c679bc2b3dc45dc.webm (406x720, 2.93M)

Attached: Anon+switches+teams_db5bc9_7105034.jpg (654x449, 59K)

How will you know who you fuck in the game is a tranny? Because if it says it on some ID system or they tell you. What a joke.

Attached: 1556174016610.jpg (1280x1600, 164K)

jesus christ

Chinese or indians?

Attached: 1551435792428.jpg (720x830, 89K)

2-hour flight Saudi/Ethiopia.

based

Handsome men can get away with anything

Never undertstood this about redditors whenever a post blows up.

>Edit1: WOW, Reddit gold! thank you kind sir! :::tips le hatt XD:::

>Edit2: HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW UP!! Wow thanks guys! Mom, dad, your son FINALLY DID GOOD!!

>Edit3: On the phone with Netflix, LOOKING TO MAKE THIS DAY OF TRIUMPH A THREE PART LIMITED SERIES!! STAY TUNED!!!

Edit4: HEY POSTFANS! I just started a Pareon! now you can support me in making EVEN MORE EPIN REDDIT POSTS!!

Attached: dyat.jpg (910x910, 200K)

I didn't even know Ethiopians had money for plane tickets

Attached: 1551387930661.jpg (1080x1314, 217K)

This is definitely the worst fucking thread I've seen on Yea Forums in ages. Good fucking job everyone.

Attached: depressed anime character summons persona.jpg (600x338, 52K)

>spending 5 dollars on your favorite twitch streamer
>your favorite twitch streamer

Attached: 1518397829520.gif (490x476, 3.52M)

Attached: 1560272431714.gif (480x480, 2.67M)

He makes a good point. If you’re excited for it you’re propagating the tranny agenda since they’re in the game. If you hate it, you’re just like all the trendies who hate the game for not having every human I game be a post op MtF.

Normies naturally worship celebs and famous people of every kind. That's why retards unironically repost some actor's "quotes", buy magazines that say "10 secrets of Very Famous Celeb's life", read and repost gossips, slander etc.

I still dont know what reddit gold actually does

Attached: EA2982204AA14C38A501AB1C7E6DCB7D.jpg (1200x1350, 130K)

Am I the only one who didn't know who the fuck Keanu Reeves was?

I don't know either

Attached: 1440429457544.gif (500x280, 767K)

>>Keanu says the word breathtaking in a certain phrase
>>Some epic joker in the crowd shouts "You're breathtaking!"
>>Keanu reacts saying "You're breathtaking! You're all breathtaking!"
did that happen?
i just knew keanu sold out to be on the microsoft conference
i didnt watch it
was it really this bad?

Attached: jg0958594.jpg (750x736, 86K)

...

Who hasn't seen The Matrix?

Based

Cursed image.

Youngfags leave, the Matrix was a great film that everyone who as alive in the 90s saw.

Zoomers... There are people here who were born in 2001 and are allowed to post.

Attached: 1554152441821.jpg (744x744, 66K)

Attached: 1556602646021.jpg (455x423, 50K)

94' here, Seeth faggot. The only Matrix stuff I've seen were clips and I never really wanted to watch it.

Attached: 1551827441387.jpg (720x877, 52K)

Attached: 1553858520253.jpg (1920x1080, 146K)

Rolling rolling rollin rollin HUAH

Yikes doesn't beat anything

GIve me fatty braphog to assfuck

this has to be fake.

okay sweetie

based

My wife's boyfriend is getting me a Nintendo Switch guys!!!

he's totally relevant to the reddit crowd now :^)

it is true, the left really can't meme
It doesn't "do" anything.
You pay money to reddit to be able to "gild" / "gift" another person if you like their post. It's like a special upvote. then *they* have gold that they can use to access the special gold-members-only board / vip lounge, remove ads on the site, or send to another user.

Basically you pay 5 dollars to give a comment or post a special upvote that let's the reciever of that special upvote get the Premium Reddit Experience(TM) for a week, which is basically adblocker + temporary access to a special subreddit.

I know of the matrix, it was always talked about and was constantly shown during my early school years.
I've never really been interested in movies other than what my parents took me to see. I'm 20 now

Attached: 1469545916184.jpg (564x871, 51K)

>FICTIONNAL
every time

>marty we have to go back

>this thread got all these replies
Yeah I'm done with this board.

Attached: 1504815424323.jpg (640x853, 63K)

based

oh this again

Cope

This can't be real

Attached: 1539050918446.png (260x312, 88K)

people complain about it all the time

Attached: ab50480a5de9cf3302c6d1f0ce19b3af.jpg (800x500, 108K)

is that real dialogue from that fucking game? never played "mountain climbing during a maxi pad commercial: the game, also i aborted my nigger baby"

rollin'

it is, i've met women like this irl, they're even worse than you'd imagine.

>public class love
>return true (love)
What the fuck

>thread is still up

Attached: 1559668095841.jpg (1645x1480, 370K)

based (based [based {based and redpilled} and redpilled] and redpilled) and redpilled

Keanu Reeves was in my coffee this morning

Attached: 8ev5sp5jmu431[1].jpg (533x666, 53K)

Y E E T
E
E
T

absolutely S E E T H I N G

Wasn't that quote from the one dude from modern warfare

REVOLVER (REVOLVER OCELOT) OCELOT???

At first I didn't see it. Fucking epic

Nah, that's just Jesus. Asshole keeps plastering his face over people's food and stuff.

Attached: 1273069031571.png (800x600, 318K)

Why?
I am an incel so i dont know about these things

So Jedi Fallen Order is apparently a Metroidvania and Respawn were too incompetent to showcase that fact, choosing instead to sell the game as if it's an Uncharted spin-off

>you have your own ship you can enter and chat up crewmates
>can go to planets in any order you'd like
>new abilities will allow you to traverse new areas on said planets

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:11:57 No.466865231▶ (OP)
Wow. The same features as KoTOR, a Star Wars game that came out in 2003. Fucking epic.

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:12:19 No.466865279▶ >backtracking: the game
wow so hype my dude

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:13:10 No.466865386▶ (OP)
They talked about it in interviews at E3.

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:13:36 No.466865445▶

They already lost me when they ripped off the Jedi Knight Academy box art

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:13:40 No.466865456▶ >have to go and backtrack through areas and suffer through the shitass gameplay all over again to be able to fully explore them
>worthless "interactive lobby" ship between maps

fucking christ just when I thought it can't get worse

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:14:22 No.466865546▶

(OP)
>metroid

Did he mean mass effect?

>>
Anonymous 06/17/19(Mon)22:15:11 No.466865662▶ (OP)
>First you

Attached: b874cf195b29602e86e5b3be3a210c43[1].png (698x762, 54K)

Wake the fuck up, samurai

absolutamente basado y pillado de la roja

Based

based

Edit:OK this is f***ing EPIC! :D
Edit 2: just got my first upvote YAY!

Yea Forums:
>its popular therefore its shit

right on fucking schedule

My asshole
My expanding anushole
My diarrhea dispensing machine

based

This thread has been up for FIVE(5) hours. I'm starting to think mods make these threads.

(You)

Attached: 1358988492813.gif (344x364, 2.81M)

dare i say based
now that's breathtaking
underrated

>it is, i've met women like this irl, they're even worse than you'd imagine.
wait why is this bad?

Wow! I didn’t expect this to blow up but since it did, you can check out my art and join my Patreon :)

Attached: 1510302159055.jpg (500x380, 18K)

here goes

Keanu is the f***ing man!

Sent from my iPhone.

----------

I fought to be who I am today. You don't like the fact that I'm weird Autistic with long hair? Take it up with my fists.

92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your mom will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.

----------

Post Stats:
Based count: 5
Cringe count: 1

Ey, Samurai.
Want some B O O F?

Attached: pI_U1g4T-Nw.jpg (534x534, 72K)

>furiously delete it
>someone still calls you a retard after you delete it

Attached: 1553150003436.png (707x895, 610K)

holy fucking BASED

----------

Post Stats:
Based count: 0
Cringe count: 0

do you really have no concept of how fucking annoying getting """"""""""""gifts"""""""""""" like this is?
do you really want dumb fucking bullshit like pixel sunglasses cluttering up your house/apartment/room/whatever?
do you really want to be banging a woman who thinks just saying the word "potato" is hilarious?
do you really want to try to explain why when she buys you a hatsune miku doll thatd even though you'd love to bring it and you appreciate the gift, you don't think it's a good idea to put it on your desk at work the way she intended for you to?
that you really didn't need an aperture science t-shirt?
that psuedocode like "public class love { system.out.print (ILOEVYOU) return true(love)} isn't cute funny, interesting, unique, special, worth your time writing, worth my time reading, worth any level of...

look, if i was 16, i guess i'd like the attention, but now it's like, wow, fuck off with this stupid shit. like who the fuck wants to use videogames as part of their personality, or culture, or anything like that? i'd rather hide my powerlevel from pretty much everyone.

It's so facebook knows what sites you visited. It's called shadow profile

>Deleting your mess ups
Who cares, you're user. If I realise I've messed up I'm normally one of the first posts poking fun at it.

Attached: 1538908579012.png (897x670, 1.2M)

god damn you are bitter

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Oooooooooooof!

[score hidden]

Cringe
I get where you're coming from though, a woman who's personality is being constantly loud, "funny"(annoying), and "geeky" is not an enjoyable person to be around, especially not as a romantic partner.

Literally the funniest thread on Yea Forums right now.

>this thread

Attached: 1540272095532.png (376x344, 279K)

Have sex, incel.

based

rollie

Based

It's annoying because the original le nobody maymay actually got a chuckle out of me. Normals ruin everything

Attached: maymay.png (746x665, 529K)

classic meme style
basado y rojoencapsulado

Attached: 1503396029227.jpg (2544x4000, 906K)

No matter how shitty the presents are, the fact alone that she cares enough to do all this makes it sweet

A crumble with chocolate is heresy though and the crust clearly has too much fat and sugar

probably the only good thing to come out of this thread

underrated

Oh shit, I'm the 100th upvote. Feeling pretty wavy right now.
Have a picture of my pupper!

Attached: hmmm.png (728x682, 721K)

based.

>pixel platformer
>HD dialog boxes and menus
you have no idea how much this triggers me and anyone with a basic understanding of design. Isn't that the only thing those SJW "devs" study anyway?

based.

>people unironically believe this
>NOOOOOOO, MY CELEB SHILL IS DIFFERENT!!!!
>SCARLETT JOHANSAEN AND LE EPIC LAUGH FUNNY MAN KRISTOFF EVEENS PLAYED GAMEBOY TOGFETHER ON A FLIGHT SO THEY ARE BASED!!1
>JENNIEFER LOAWEURNCE IS JUST SOOO RELATEABLE SHESJ UST LIKE ME SUCH A JGENUINE SOULLL KATPISSNEVERCLEAN HER PERFORMANCE WAS SO BRAVE

based in all fields

literally me

I don't know any of the names you mentioned.

based

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS
HE MOVED HIS ARMS AND I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED BECAUSE HE DID THAT
EVERYONE ELSE LOVES HIM
I SHOULD LOVE HIM TOO

That's a damn good doujin though

You're honestly pretty fucking dumb if you can't figure it out on your own.

Since when can you edit on Yea Forums?

Edit: test

I dont understand humans and their obsession with celebraties.

Instead of shitposting you cocksucking obese slob do some exercise

Attached: stretch5.webm (1620x750, 2.77M)

This is hot. Source?

I’d pay the jannies double to ban everyone in this thread

Ahahaha, updooted my fellow redditor.

I do 10 push ups for every (You) I get.

Attached: fist-of-the-north-star-1007060.jpg (800x1356, 148K)

0 x 2 is still 0, cuck
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA

Attached: 1527108731714.jpg (768x780, 67K)