Which game is the Bryce Dallas Howard of video games?

Imagine being stuck in a hot room with her while she's got a really bad stomach

Damn, Todd Howard's daughter looks like that?

I fap 3 times a day. Morning, at lunch and before going to bed.

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Imagine putting your penis into her tight butt and pumping her and having your pelvis repeatedly slap into her billowy cheeks that clapped and rippled with every pound haha what madman would want that hahaha crazy

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How do you even do that. If I don't jerk off I just end up having wet dreams. It's going to come out of me one way or the other.

have sex

Manface. Absolutely disgusting.

>not bluepilled
you were so close

I hope you shower 3 times a day or at least wash your dong.

I've had sex multiple times. I'm just extremely horny constantly. Sex and fapping are the only things that give me any pleasure in my life. I don't even play video games anymore.

larkin love tier of ugly

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Why do you need to wash your cack after each fap?

not same user but even when I'm in a relationship and have sex regularly I still masturbate on occasion. Having a high sex drive doesn't make someone a virgin, virgin

sex, have it right now

It smells kind of like bleach

open that butt bb

Lmao what the fuck are you eating?

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Larkin is cute, minus the big tat fuck you

Not him but mine smells like fish if I don't wash it after cumming. uncircumcised

Good God, man. You may not be able to smell it but anyone within a mile radius will be able to. You could kill a lesbian from a mile away.
Actually I changed my mind, keep it up.

No gf here - nofap since july 2018. Difficult at first but after a while the whole idea of molesting yourself seems pathetic and sad. If you want to be sexually active have it be in a wholesome, long-term relationship where it can actually mean something. Casual sex is degrading to everyone involved and reduces you to the condition of animals. Masturbation (especially whilst watching porn) put you bellow beasts. Even a pig will look for a mate. I can't fathom a pig rubbing itself on a surface while watching other pigs have sex, or worse, watching a 2d drawing of a lewd pig.

Wet dreams are fine, but fapping to porn is the worst fucking thing you can do to your brain

>Sex and fapping are the only things that give me any pleasure in my life.

You might be depressed user

Wet dreams are good

m-mommy...

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Why? What does it smell like?

I don't

I went to therapist, psychologist and psychiatrist and they each made no difference whatsoever.

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Wet dreams become less frequent once you get your mind out of the gutter and stop feeding it porn. You start focusing on other things other than sex
That's an addiction alright

user therapy only works if you want it to work.

Salty coins

how do you clean out your prostate?

I went 3 days and cracked last night. How do I defeat this?

>wash entire body after using his hands
i bet you shower 2 times per day

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He doesn't and he's at high risk

Does fapping cause your body to give off odor? Let's Say I got no ejaculate on me. Will my body still give off odor

How am I supposed to make it work? I went to them for a year and it just seemed like a huge waste of money desu. Their suggestions were extremely poor. Better diet? Did that and no difference. Exercise more? Went cycling and running everyday for a year and made no difference. Get girlfriend instead of random hook ups? Got girlfriend and just found it a nuisance to have to talk to her all the time and pretend to care about her stupid shit.

>Got girlfriend and just found it a nuisance to have to talk to her all the time and pretend to care about her stupid shit.

user it's not something you do for a year and BAM, you're all better. You do it for life.

who came up with nofap? seriously.

>addiction is a mental thing built around identification and mental associations
>try to remove addiction to natural impulse with addiction to sense of achievement derived from resisting natural impulse, rather than simply not attach importance and precedence to said thing above other things

global rule 2

>t. not understanding the reference

which is the same thing. yeah addiction doesn't actually exist.

it's a way of giving a name to something so people get addicted to addiction.

whatever.

That's just not good for you mate

Have sex

But I didnt even feel slightly better after a year. It made no difference whatsoever.

is it a willy wonka reference?

Why? What harm could it be?

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Nofap for a month rn, my record is a year, feels good to not be horny all the time, but if I see some porn gif/webm here I'll end up being horny af until I fap. And if i fap i'll have tremor and depression for a month or so really fucks me up. But I have sex with gf once a week so it helps, she will be out of town for 2 month tho... Will be hard af

>clean out your prostate

user has Dr. Hollywoodberg done such a number on you that you think your prostate somehow "fills up" and masturbation is like some maintenance activity to ensure health ? Stop believing flawed studies that make non-causal correlation between frequency of sexual activity and prostate health.

Years worth of masturbatory activity will "train" your body to expect it so your prostate keeps up with your habits and produces the non-sperm part of the seminal fluid. Is that what you meant by cleaning out?

Anyway after you quit your prostate will need time to adjust like many other aspect of physiology that is involved in sexual activity (your hormones, endorphin levels, sleeping habits, dietary needs - man goo production is taxing on a couple of micro-nutrients). At the beginning there might be some inflammation because you've suddenly stopped a long cycle that involved the prostate in a very active way, it might be inflammed and enlarged simply because you now get boners that you don't immediately take to completetion - especially with there yoga bunnies running around...

After a while your body will catch up with the new lifestyle. There's no "waste" in the prostate LEL

well that's way too complicated.

you expect me to actually make sense of that?!

I did no-fap for two months on a whim and I didn't feel different at all, and I can say with absolute certainty that that shit's a meme. Just use your imagination and stop watching porn user and you'll get the same results without being at risk of prostate cancer.

So this is the power of videogames

please don't judge games based on Yea Forums.

pleeeease..

>Wet dreams become less frequent once you get your mind out of the gutter and stop feeding it porn
Yeah, no. My brain makes up shit and turns the most inane things into something to jizz about. It's not even porn, I swear I had a dream where a girl touching her own lips was the dream's peak. It's not even the rim of the gutter. It's hardly the result of watching porn, which I very rarely do.
It's absolutely ridiculous, and a nofap didn't do a single thing to benefit me, other than soil my underpants and sheets.

I had a wetdream in which i was fucking a jaguar with tits holy shit that was a good dream

She's fat.

Same thing for me. My mind isn't in the gutter. Hell, I was having wet dreams before I knew what sex even was. I just prefer to pace myself and jerk off every 3 days instead of ruining my blankets.