I have made this image just to curse WAR for the entire expansion.
Which job would you like to be cursed?
I have made this image just to curse WAR for the entire expansion.
Which job would you like to be cursed?
>warriors still thinking they'll be relevant in shadowbringers
ahahahaha
>warrior
did you misread my post, you ESL third worlder? I don't play warrior. Every other job that tried to use this template was cursed to be shit the entire expansion. I'm weaponizing it to kill Warriors.
WE FALL
Dancer with mnk, sam and blm
>Cursed template claims another victim
WE FALL
Where can I find full pics of the nsfw khloe mod
building your own shed
WE FAAAAALLLLL
Make a version for all the remaining tanks so they'll all be in the shed once the expansion hits.
MCH is already fucked, maybe it'll go full circle and become viable.
Combat and tool tip leaks are okay. But actually ruining leaks for the story and what enemies we're fighting. That is the worst thing.
is that titania?
me on the right
No, the WoL.
Tanks are already in the shed, how much deeper do they need to be?
Someone got the lolifilia pray return to the waking sands
Yoshi P listen
You have the ground work with the Trust system
Let us date NPCS
Alisaie pleases old fat men for gil!
>Final Fantasy XIV: Shedbringers
>when the face of the ugly fat bald bastard is more detailed than the girl you're supposed to be drawing
fuck off cunt. the only improvement to trust system is them going back and adding specific npc for all dungeons from old content.
p. Sure that's supposed to be the WoL of light
Everyone must play the same
EVERYONE MUST PLAY THE SAME
NOT ONE MAN SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME
OF SADNESS IN THIS TRANNY GAME
HEALERS NEED NOT DPS
AND SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO
DPS CAN HEAL AND BLESS
AND TANKS WILL NOW OUTDAMAGE YOU
SKILL? NO, EVERYONE PLAY SAME
YOSHIDA IS THE ONE TO BLAME
WHETHER DRK, SCH, MNK OR NIN:
SKILL ENDS WHERE FEELINGS BEGIN
Yes.
nice.
Jobs are still reliant on player skill fucking nigger
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
We do fucking chinks have this fetish of cute girls being fucked by ugly fat old man.
I literally can't understand them.
Too bad, the image is completely correct and DRK is still just a shitty WAR.
Everyone must play the same
EVERYONE MUST PLAY THE SAME
NOT ONE MAN SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME
OF SADNESS IN THIS TRANNY GAME
HEALERS NEED NOT DPS
AND SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO
DPS CAN HEAL AND BLESS
AND TANKS WILL NOW OUTDAMAGE YOU
SKILL? NO, EVERYONE PLAY SAME
YOSHIDA IS THE ONE TO BLAME
WHETHER DRK, SCH, MNK OR NIN:
SKILL ENDS WHERE FEELINGS BEGIN
s a u c e
The only curse is being the poster child
>The only time WAR was had was a patch in ARR
>MNK was in the shed for SB
>DRK ain't looking too good for ShB
Only one to survive is DRG for HW
>solo instance where if fail a QTE WoL gets seduced and raped
Fucked AND impregnated and usually mind broken
It's such a common chink fetish
Drakengard time?
I think it's supposed to be Titania
But none of the jobs play the same, please tell me how they do.
You'll understand once you become the ugly fat old man.
despite what people may tell you, samurai was the poster child of stormblood
It's good because it degenerating, it too see how far she can fall!
>HEALERS NEED NOT DPS
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS GLARE SPAM.
>ティターニア
>Titania
Corruption fetish combined with rape because they can't fuck the women at their offices at any point in time. Gotta work as wage slaves till they kill themselves.
>The only time WAR was had was a patch in ARR
Yes, the same patch that made WAR go from shit to literal god.
I though that the point is there was 2,
MNK for the west and SAM for the east the WoL even turns into both in the trailer.
It's not good fuck off
I can't believe MNK is too OP that they have to keep nerfing it every expansion and even making it have less skills than it had in ARR.
Sup bros, friendly reminder that I did nothing wrong.
You weren't in the last thread faggot. did you just wake up and immediately start shitposting this thread?
Where can I find lewd khloe stuff of any kind, text, images etc
WAR was bad for all of ARR
nice try, FBI
this
Fuck off pedo
Why do people act like healers don't spam Stone 4/Broil 2/Malefic 3 the majority of fights right now?
>He doesn't know about shadowbringers changes
Everyone must play the same
EVERYONE MUST PLAY THE SAME
NOT ONE MAN SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME
OF SADNESS IN THIS TRANNY GAME
HEALERS NEED NOT DPS
AND SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO
DPS CAN HEAL AND BLESS
AND TANKS WILL NOW OUTDAMAGE YOU
SKILL? NO, EVERYONE PLAY SAME
YOSHIDA IS THE ONE TO BLAME
WHETHER DRK, SCH, MNK OR NIN:
SKILL ENDS WHERE FEELINGS BEGIN
HW DRG sucked balls to actually play. On the other hand, SAM was actually pretty good, although this came at the cost of MNK getting cucked twice as hard.
We already know the FBI fishes for (You)s
Please fellow 4channler if you find any be sure to share it with me and this thread.
My Journeys arrived a day early.
Yoshi can really sing holy shit.
why don't healers get a healing or dps combo like tank and dps do?
No I was busy :)
Because you're not in charge of game design thankfully.
So can we take a moment to speculate how this will be updated?
Man I didn't know Thancred was working part time on other games. His family financial situation must be really bad if he needs to do this sort of stuff.
we don't need one. our dps is supplementary. I'd honestly prefer mechanics like Broil adding a damage done down debuff. Holy's stun was good design
Reposting
"Wooow, you did all this amazing stuff again?! You're the bestest friend a kitten could have, like, ever! I'll be able to make so many super fun stories, Kebbe will be so happy!" Khloe Aliapoh exclaimed with much excitement, the kitten bounding around her stall to gather and arrange items for your reward while ou stand before the stall smiling at her cute display.
"An amazing, bestest friend like you deserves something extra special like...like...hmmm." Khloe started rummaging around in her bag, her tongue sticking out as she focused on rummaging. "Hmmm..." Khloe furrowed her small brow and repeatedly took out and put items back in, unable to decide.
"How about a kiss?" You joke, not particularly impressed by what was on offer this week. Naturally it wasn't the litte catgirl's fault, that was down to Rowena. You always seemed to get the crappy rewards when you got all three lines...
Khloe stopped and placed a small hand on her chin, seriously giving it some thought. "Ok, but only because you're Khloe's super special friend!"
"Really? Really really?" You're taken aback as your attempt to fluster the kitten backfires, not expecting her to even seriously consider, let alone agree. Though you'd gladly take the opportunity.
"Ok, close your eyes." Khloe commanded and you duly obliged, shutting your eyes and leaning your head down.
Expecting only a small kiss on the cheek or head, you find yourself freezing stiff as you felt her tiny, soft lips touch yours for a few seconds before she pulls back, a blush and mischievous look on her cute face.
You can feel the eyes of a number of people nearby burning into you. You sheepishly look up and place a hand on the back of your head, trying to laugh it off. Looking around, you see a combination of raised eyebrows, looks of disgust and even a few glares of jealousy.
"Khloe, you can't do that!"
"That's not how you kiss?" Khloe looked at you in puzzled, genuine innocence.
isn't the healing shield style skills the same thing as what you want broil to add?
How does newcomer get to catch up with bigger group content once hitting max level with first job?
In manga and anime, additional details on a character's face makes them look older.
I wish he was.
The only speculation is to wait for the FLM to die down, I guarantee at least half of the Viera and Ronso are going to fantasia back so just wait for the actual Viera and Hrothgar players to surface.
pedos need to get fucking kneecapped
>Hrothgar
Played by bara fags
>Viers
Trannies.
/Thread
Tongue kissing Alisaie!
Mating pressing Alisaie!
Impregnating Alisaie with a cute half-elezen child!
Telling Alisaie you love her!
Holding hands with Alisaie in public places!
Morning kisses and not lewd hugs with Alisaie!
Marrying Alisaie!
Spending the rest of your life with Alisaie trying to make the world a better place for your adorable hafu kids!
RIP Shadowflare's slow
The basic shit like Broil/Stone/Malefic having minor effects would be nice
How does newcomer get to catch up with bigger group content once hitting max level with first job?
25 moogle tomes so far just leveling normally without caring about them much, what should I spend them on? Or do I hold them presuming the event will return for 6.0 build-up?
Thancred had a hard life, he lost the same daughter twice and have to go from plot point to plot point on foot.
You can tell whoever made this has autism because basically people boil down to either
A. Annoying
B. Boring
>start game as a THM somewhere around 2.5
>still fondly remember how the THM class quest where you fought a magic-eating voidsent with your THM guildies felt like a big deal
Low levels were comfy as heck and felt like going on an adventure. I hope none of you zoomed or level-skipped to 50 on your first class.
party finder or find a static
>Yfw magical jobs will never be the poster childs, therefore will never be cucked
Right now with the expansion coming just get mendacity gear and do expert roulette to get some genesis gear
>have to go from plot point to plot point on foot.
Also swimming in the horrible open abyss in The Lochs without the blessing from the Kojin.
Try to get 5 more and buy yourself a nice mount
>Tranny posting
vs
>Healer dps posting
vs
>EU vs JP dub posting
How do we rank these?
Who here /dropped until early patches/ here. I can’t believe how badly they’ve fucked up what I wanted to play. They actually managed to have a 100% kill rate of stuff I wanted to do,
What they really should do if they want healer to "heal more" is give healers more things like Afflatus Misery, where a part of the DPS lost on GCD healing is given back, and cut down on the power of oGCD heals.
That way, healers would need to spend more GCDs healing, but healing would not be a complete damage loss.
But ofc, the design team is pretty bad at actually realizing their vision, and oGCD healing will remain the king.
pastebin the rest you mhigger
I'd just like to put it on record that my WoL has canonically molested the Doman loli at Revenants Toll and groped Khloes thighs at least twice
he's not wrong
I want healer dps to affect healing. Energy Drain is a good spell. Holy's Stun is a good mechanic, as it does damage and makes each mob miss a few auto attacks
losing Shadow Flare is the only change for scholar that I dislike. just remove the dot from it if they're worried about healer dps being too high
>finished MSQ
>leveled all jobs to 70
>skipped EVERY cutscene of the game
>don't know shit about the story/lore
Depends what you're ranking for.
>filename
I chuckled.
>Tanks: Haha look how big my dps is going to be! Look how many fell cleaves and flashylights I can do!!! I use dps stance which removes a lot of my mitigation but who fuckin cares? BIG NUMBERS XDDD
>Healers: I do damage over tme to help cause i know this fight very well and somehow am able to put up with tanks not doing their jobs frequently not using mitigation stance nor their cooldowns properly but thats ok i can still help make fights go faster
>Yea Forums: how dare you help us in the fight? You should just be healing! How dare you!
>shb dps: we can heal now lol
>shb tank: we got so much more dps lol
>Yea Forums: HEALERS SHOULD ONLY BE HEALING DPS IS FINE DOING HEALS AND PARTY BUFFS TANK IS FINE DOING HEALS AND PARTY BUFFS YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE LESS HEALING TO DO
>ast, sch, whm faces when
Because woman are already-defiled utter garbage whores, it's only fitting
Miqo'te Dancer > Viera Dancer
Classes are a good part of the game for sure. I like how in the MNK and NIN questline, you go get help from the PUG and ROG guilds too.
I've been soloing deep dungeon. but I 100% feel you, as at this point I wouldn't be able to cap any job out and I'd have to relearn it anyway. DRK especially
I don't know but I'd take any of those 3 over this constant NTR plague.
Viera:
-Type A:
Deluded weeb who played Miqote initially, switched to Au Ra in HW and will now switch to Viera, every time expecting to be a special snowflake and not a dime a dozen
-Type B: Extremely hardcore Ivalicefag, can cite from the Durai Papers like an English professor can cite from Hamlet and can name AND spell all Scions of Light without looking them up
-Type C: Mommyfag that couldn't deal with giraffe physique
Hrothgar:
-Type A: Furry barafag
-Type B: Furry barafag
-Type C: Furry barafag
Most people are either annoying or boring, especially in this game. At least it isn't another blatant "my choice good, everyone else bad" chart
I'd rather have discussion about shuffling khloe over all these
remove all dps spells and then reduce potency of heals and add a splash damage effect when they are cast which hits enemies nearby. Now you heal and dps at the same time.
Diversion Posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dub vs Sub posting >>>>> everything else
Type C here, no regrets
I've leveled the rest of the melee DPS and these are my thoughts coming from a MNK main
>DRG is easiest, but making sure you manage your BotD before entering LotD so you can land three nastronds as well as not being too triggerhappy with jumps leads to the job not playing itself. also fuck the eye even with good macros
>SAM is boring as you're just rotating your buffs and using setsugekkas when it's not time to refresh higanbana
>NIN feels fucking terrible when you forget to true north before trick attack and the tank either moves the boss or the boss moves itself because of mechanics but otherwise alright and simple to manage.
How are these jobs going into 5.0 from people who have played them far longer than I have?
Healers should just be removed from the game and replaced with potions desu.
Based.
Thats retarded and would just lead to massive overhealing if it was your only way to deal damage
Roe dancer >
Don't tell me you don't want a giant, dark skinned amazon dancing for you in skimpy silks
>"That's not how you kiss?"
you'd have to jack up average monster dps for it to feel worthwhile. and then i'd just be machine gunning Physick
I'm going to miss diversion posting. The raw anger it could generate from tank shitters was incredible.
What if I'm the first two options for type A and B elezen, but not the second two options?
I want to suckle the tips of her ears.
Yoshi said that healer dps is never factored into dps checks.
>those eyes staring into your soul while you lewd her passionately
unf
>Amazon
Don't you mean ogre?
The fuck is diversion posting is it just DPS and tanks shitposting about when to use diversion or something. I don't go to these threads very often to keep myself on cooldown.
Type C Hrothgar needs to be "Barafag and formerly type A Roe"
>Healers have to heal
>Dps have to dps- except they can heal and have party wide mitigation
>Tanks have to tank.... except they can dps and have heals and party wide mitigation
??????????
Oddly enough thats why Yotsuyu was so popular as a courtesan
Fuck it, C's my shit.
I'm not really into the mommy stuff, I just like tall chicks and they look better than player roes.
/biz/ posting was the best we've had, followed by elbst posting.
Gamer Escape: Is Ishgard reconstruction available at 5.0?
Naoki Yoshida: That will be implemented at 5.1.
Gamer Escape: Is Ishgard housing related to this system?
Naoki Yoshida: It’s up to the players I think…
You say that DPS shouldn't have to use Diversion because it's the tank's job to keep aggro and every tank goes absolutely apeshit.
Can you solo the ARR extreme primals? I want to get the holy lance for a outfit.
You don't. You get locked out of party finder with 0-3 levels below maxed out ilevel requirements.
I'm kind of sad it will be gone.
Just play elezen you cuck
Yes.
means Ishgard isn't getting a housing area, we're getting an instanced plot of land
Best do it now before they nerf scholar into the grond.
>yoshida : reconstruction of ishgard bla bla bla sure I would want to live in there afterwards
>playerbase : NEW HOUSING CONFIRMED
Dropped until they fix MNK
>top 100 players get Ishgard housing every season
So, do they balance around all DPS being at least blue parsers? I've been in quite a few groups where the DPS checks were barely passed, and that's with everyone, including the healers DPSing.
Those days are now forever lost after ShB.
What mitigation do DPS get? All I can think of is Mnk's Mantra and Mch's Dismantle.
In his interview Yoshi P said he didn't like how tank DPS was skewed based on if you were MT or OT. Sincr MT was either DRK or WAR and had to balance mitigation/aggro and OT was PLD who got to goring>royal authority 2x>holy spirit spam all god damn fight. He wants it to be 100% based on "player skill" now.
holy fuckin based
>He hasn't seen the shb changes
LMAO
Yes, and it will get even easier with ShB and 80 being the next cap.
This is your ninja tonight.
But healers do have DPS skills and have mitigation tools. stop cherrypicking you faggot.
I do not want men dancing for me, no. Only the finest catgirls will do.
That's what happened with Rathalos. It's just going to be full Tank parties soon, maybe one healer sometimes.
Has anyone made a GNBerd edit yet?
Everyone must play the same
EVERYONE MUST PLAY THE SAME
NOT ONE MAN SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME
OF SADNESS IN THIS TRANNY GAME
HEALERS NEED NOT DPS
AND SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO
DPS CAN HEAL AND BLESS
AND TANKS WILL NOW OUTDAMAGE YOU
SKILL? NO, EVERYONE PLAY SAME
YOSHIDA IS THE ONE TO BLAME
WHETHER DRK, SCH, MNK OR NIN:
SKILL ENDS WHERE FEELINGS BEGIN
That solves it. We need to bring Khloe to Doma. I'm sure shell have lots of fun.
I thought we were talking currently. Still doesn't answer my question.
Which npc has the cunniest cunny
That hairstyle isn't even ingame
Can someone explain to me how party leveling works in Eureka? If I am level, say, 7, and my friend is 2, what should we be killing? Is it even worth partying at that point?
I love seeing people like this proven absolutely wrong. And I like how Yoshi acknowledges he can't say a thing because he knows these fuckers will blow what he says out of proportion and out of context.
I think during JP Fanfest one of the story writers said the same thing.
Holy fuck, imagine the OF's smell.
As someone who wanted Ishgard housing since day 1 of HW and who will never, ever even be top 10000 in anything crafting related, I'd pay money to see this happen.
Find out for yourself you stupid fucking cúck, don't be a retard barging in on something you don't understand, lurk more faggot.
Stop seething at everything popular, degenerate
It's all about how the situation is degrading what makes it hot.
cancer snowflake erp tranny probably
you leave the party and help him kill shit till he's within 2 levels of you
I don't have a single crafter past 50, and I'd still want to see this happen for the chaos it'd cause.
I honestly wouldn't mind.
Nigger
What? The young elezen thing that ayumi straight out corrected herself saying "it's just a face type" but people thought we were getting loli bunnies?
I NEED TO PLAY GNB RIGHT FUCKING NOW. RISE BROTHERS, AND JOIN THE CHORUS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fate train, challenge log
Go on...
>Yoshida: You guys like Ishgard, right?
>Crowd: YEEAAH
>Yoshida: Would you like to go back? See some characters you like?
>Crowd: FUCK YEAH
>Yoshida: Maybe even live there?
>Crowd goes wild
>WTF I DIDN'T MEAN IT THIS WAY
Maybe he should be clear with what he's advertising then.
That just sounds like type B to me
>Male Au'Ra
female fujoshi irl, smells like rotten tuna
>Female Au'Ra
tranny
>Male Mi'qote
Either female irl or extremely, extremely gay irl
>Female Mi'qote
The most disgusting weeaboo NEET you can think of, they will ERP as their character constantly and generally just be terrible at the actual game
>Male Hyur
Normie
>Female Hyur
Normie, but also jacks off to their character
>Male Roegadyn
Gay
>Female Roegadyn
Has an unhealthy "mommy gf" fetish, subnmissive male, wants a dominatrix to beat him up
>Male lalafell
Unironically uses Yea Forums all day, uses memes constantly, alt-right and literally cannot recognise "time and place" for their racist memes
>Female lalafell
Pedophile. Avoid.
>Viera
see female mi'quote
>Hrothgar
Gay, but also a furry
I want to see it hapoen for the massive amount of money I could jew out of them as a gatherer
BROS GUNBREAKER BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Doman loli you meet when the Domans come to live on Revenants Toll. Tiny Asian little girl is primo cunny till we run into some Indian country with brown lolis or we encounter Viera lolis
When we're the same level how many levels above our current one should we be fighting? Is it better to single pull mobs or pull everything and aoe them down?
I'm not high enough to get anything from the FATE train though.
>>Yoshida: Maybe even live there?
He literally never said this
It's time to max out gathering honestly. Lazy, levekit crafters will be paying out the ass for materials. Send retainers out for bonus. Farm for an hour, collect on the hour. Sell stacks and laugh in millions.
I would if they looked better.
Only one face looks even halfway decent, and they don't get cut enough for me to put up with it.
He did in Japanese.
>female lala
>pedophile
But user Yoshi p is a lala he wouldn't right?
>Au'Ra
Opinions discarded.
LEARN TO FUCKING SAY IT CORRECTLY OR FUCK OFF.
>Viera lolis
I'm praying we get some npcs at least
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Female Hyur
>Normie, but also jacks off to their character
I'm the furthest thing from a normalfag, I just like DFC. If Au Ra were available in 1.0 I might have picked one but thank the Twelve that wasn't a possibility.
Honestly haven't seen anything beat Raya o Senna if she even counts.
If its just you two the 'best' way to go about it would be to kill mobs 1 level over yours, one at a time.
Its better to just join a party of around the same level and team up on mobs level 3 or 4 higher than you
>he skipped elezen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Pedophile
Lalafells are neither children nor real.
It's happening
Non-male midlanders get out
Sorry they're so fuckign forgettable i couldnt help it
>And I like how Yoshi acknowledges he can't say a thing because he knows these fuckers will blow what he says out of proportion and out of context.
He could shut that all up by just clearly saying that they are not doing Ishgard housing.
>ヤラセ女
So what happens to Goad in 5.0? Will it recover MP instead?
>pedos
>over a fictional character of a fictional race
>over pixels
retard, go back
>Au'ra
>Mi'quote
>Ishguard
>Gyr Albania
>Sharlaya
>Garlemand
>PAL
It is actually better to hop on the fate train and party like it is ARR.
We need a Viera version of Khloe
>>Lalafells are neither children nor real.
they look like children. if you are attracted to them, you are attracted to children.
Gone.
But they are both cute and funny.
Brobreakers please leave
FATE train is pretty much best once you hit level 9, even if you don't get max exp. So goal is chain same level monsters to level 5ish, then spam challenge log to 9.
>check twitter account
>scroll up
>see this
nice
People BTFO this expac over shit that yoshida never said.
>Ishgard housing
>Male viera
>loli viera
>DNC healer
With a bonus of
>That's not minfilia
>That's not g'raha tia
Pretty sure it's gone
>male body
every time
I tank in that anyways.
It's degradation, same with when it's blacks
Meow.
those crazy shade prowlers from the ol risin sun be usin their crazy finger tricks to make magic happen when all ye really need is the stabby dabbies an a few fancy trickerelies to get the profession finished
my man, now we can add him in the screenshots to ShB and make it look like he is there
Someone explain to me what the point of the new requiescat trait in 5.0 is if you end up casting the exact same amount of spells
gay, they keep dumbing down this game further.
Removed
free kupo nuts
the wind rises
his whiskers
Are Miqo'te acceptable?
Why the fuck do trannies have to flock to my race God fucking damn it, I just want to look at scantily clad 4'9" short girls
But that is NOT G'raha Tia. Why do people keep saying it is? He's clearly a brand new character and the fangs don't match. No tail, no ears - it's not him. Just watch an Ethys video and shut up about this.
We are here to stay my guy-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy fukc my dikc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
now photoshop the sad cat face on it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Go to bed, Ethys.
>that face
This is a western artist isn't it?
Are there any non-gay Hrothgars here
>Why is instant cast better than channeling?
Because now you can fucking move and can't be interrupted retard.
lol
I wish early access was here already. Sucks that there's no hip/ass/thigh sliders still.
anywhere? no
>fangs don't match
Suncats don't have fangs, where are the fangs in this?
doesn't matter what they look like, you're a pedophile if they are under the age of consent, regardless of their appearances.
Yes.
That's just the thing. They /could/ at some point. He just has to add "Right now." But even still, que the constant questions of when is it? Is it here yet? Will it be here for [patch number]?
It's not impossible, but if he outright says it can't be done at all, then what's he supposed to do when it can happen?
They look nothing like children. They have wide hips and thick thighs. Even the kids in the game look nothing like them. Not to mention most Lalafell have adult voices, cause they are adults.
No. Enjoy your baracats.
Because you can move while instant casting and also IIRC you can't block while the casting animation is going off
>Male lalafell, Roe and lizard
Unironically Gay. No exceptions.
I'd rather have this ninja
Exactly!
*teleports behind ur lorebook*
psssh, nothin personnel, koji
>soon to be viera
No regrets. Don't plan on ERPing though, my own character will be enough for me.
MNK left the shed after 4.2 but most of the playerbase was too retarded to learn the TK rotation
Will he tell me about Cu Chulain again?
Who (B)ased viera here?
Can you spergs stop comparing lalafells to human children? It's fucking disgusting when they're clearly subhuman.
Not sure if you are just so insecure in yourselves or just need mental help because you can't tell the difference between obvious fiction and reality. Not to mention a potato race from real children.
>children with wide hips and thick thighs
AAAA
No.
Goddamnit Jacke, where the hell did you even come from with that jibber jabber
>He doesn't know
>but if he outright says it can't be done at all, then what's he supposed to do when it can happen?
He says "I know we said we'd never do X, but we actually went and did X", just like he's done before.
Cat and elf are also gay. Literally the only none gay male is Hyur.
Probably, since he knows the lore better than any fake retarded lorefags in this thread.
KOJI
I had no problems understanding these guys.
Not our fault they're insecure normies who can't understand that real world rules don't apply to fictional pixels.
Anyone with two eyes knows the lore of this game.
In Shadowbringers will we finally be able to glamour Crafting gear onto Combat classes like Japan can or no
WAR deserves to be nerfed.
Apparently not since people are constantly saying it's G'raha.
Ivalice moogles >>>>> Eorzean moogles
>Yea Forums screaming that all Hrothgar are gay furries
>meanwhile no actual future Hrothgar player I know is gay or a furry
I wonder who could be behind this...
I want to lick the small opening in her clothes where her chest is exposed.
Keep posting
trash game only played by weebs and beta boys
Every Hrothgar player I know is from WoW or an irl Chad.
>hrothgar
>not gay
Doesnt work that way pal.
Uhhh how the FUCK do we counter this?
N-nani?
Dunno, hard to say but I'll never get how people didn't figure out right away the small girl with Thancred was Minfilia.
I hate it too. They were alright being the only race not being some kind of xi port at the time, but this is the au ra legacy.
>Japan
Koreans are the ones who can do that and nope, no mention of it.
What is this about?
That's because it is G'raha retard. We are going into the tower. If it isn't G'raha then where the fuck is he?
Out of all of the hrothgar I've seen, this one looks exceptionally gay.
These threads are so bad now. What happened?
Based.
How will Koji ever recover? First the Dueling Circle catastrophe, then the Larboard/Starboard-ocaust and now this. He is fucking finished, Yoshidsnwill have his head over this.
>people reposting my Khloe-fic
I always hoped this moment would one day come
I'm not even close to finish more
Koji has come a long way
youtube.com
youtube.com
>he is this insecure and retarded
>Buy my expanded Encyclopedia Eorzea 3 to find out
He said it himself, he's going into stasis until far into the future. It's barely been a couple of years at most. If they let us go inside the Crystal Tower we might be able to go and see where he's sleeping.
You joke about it now, but it's entirely possible. You can also replace Raises with a Cart system, since quite a few fights are almost entirely unrecoverable after a certain amount of deaths (Mostly Savage, due to Enrage).
On that note, though, I'm still curious if the "lower MND curve on gear" thing was actually finalized. I mean, I guess their goal is to nerf healing to make you heal more and cut down on their total damage, but that's not a good way to do it. Especially if RDM cures still proc off of INT, in which case, RDM will have far stronger ST heals than any of the healers.
european prime time. the pretending to be stupid thing is a very european form of humor
I want you to know that I appreciate you very much user
What is this
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I hope we get to see Minifillia getting gangbanged by fat cats. I'm all about that rich and powerful degeneracy and depravity.
The trailer helps imply that point as well, as we see the fat Miqote hanging around in the lap of luxury and then the camera pans down and we meet Minifillia. She's under the fat cats.
Dragoon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST MY MATERIA THEN MY FUCKING LOREBOOKS YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS NAOKI BOGDANOFF
Most of the time we don't even have to pretend.
>like Japan can
It's actually the height of comedy.
I haven't even read it but based
There was a lewd Khloe Mod Posted last thread.
>yfw they add Ivalice Moogles as a race
>Now
It's daytime XIV threads, people are hellbent on ruining them because they think they fit into "Yea Forums culture".
Last one and it's not as good as mog and mambo. Been too lazy to make more because I'm not sure what else wiggles lala hips without twirling, Yea Forums is a blue board after all.
>name was slandered, most of the group separated and lost and Raubahn lost an arm because of Teledji and Lolorito
>everything just gets swept aside like nothing happened
Purging the monetarists, when?
I think he means China. DoH jobs have lv1 mogstation glams. I think DoL too.
How the fuck do these threads go so fast? Fuck off, these will all be dead once classic reaches the public. Your time is limited.
pretending?
>Elbst descriptions says its fins are clipped so no longer able to swim
>Come Shadowbringers it, along with all mounts, can now fly
>Which means it can swim, despite the description saying it can't
Koji is fucking FINISHED bros
Then who the fuck woke the tower up and how if not him? Nobody else was there and the tower was dormant. Even if the exarch was a new character as you are implying, he would have no way to get here considering we shut the fucking tower off.
God I want to fuck a potato
I believe in you user, I believe you will bring more Khloe smut into the world, you were meant for this.
Type C viera here, shamelessly
Kids are awake in the US. Summer is here. Abandon all threads as soon as Early Access is live.
I just want to kiss and lick her navel but your option sounds good too
every fucking time, and it's a cat of course
No matter how many years pass the ride never ends.
Obviously it's something that's going to come up in the story. Why does it have to be someone we know? They want to surprise you and do things you wouldn't expect, of course they're going to break the rules.
I'm giving the benefit of the doubt
/vg/ trannies
Ethys back to making videos?
I haven't been in the threads lately, what's this Elbst meme?
kitty cun cun
As long as he can gobrap, he will never be let go
>It's barely been a couple of years at most.
The trailers make it pretty obvious there's some form of time bullshittery happening.
>b-but Lolorito is actually a good guy see he saved the Sultana even though he was just doing it to fuck over his rival and keep his puppet around
Remind me again why we stopped Gaius?
>11 days
>still no naming conventions for the new races
A challenger approaches
I want to commit a legal thing!
>Implying they were better when every other post was some SCH bitching or MNKs sperging out about their rotations.
More webms?
Anyone got the one of the BLM somehow not getting hit by a ton of AOEs?
Then make some sfw twirling ones
>G'rahafags seething
Wasn't Black Mage relatively prominent in ARR promo materials
Same, but I love the ESL tears
It's literally g'raha tho. If you remove the guys hood he has g'rahas hair.
comfy
Probably never, Uldah literally cannot survive as a nation without them, and they have tons of backing, not to mention their reach extends quite far. They are a necessary evil, and if it's any consolation, he did that whole scheme in hopes of helping out the Sultana and Uldah, and extends his aid to the Scions later on as a show of apology
Fucking summer.
>Lolorito
Literally did nothing wrong and would have went way worse without his interference.
>G'raha shitposting is about to go into an overdrive
>anyone who says Hrothgar are gay furries is a tranny or pedo
This explains a lot.
I mean, compared to 'middle of expansion' threads, these threads are pretty bad.
Wait what, are they adding the new servers for EU tomorrow?
where can I find nsfw ones, can't you just post imgur links, i've seen people get away with it
Damn, is this summer break time already?
Me in the back
And Yugiri was a miqo'te before Heavensward.
If you're referring to the picture I think you are; he doesn't have G'rahas hair underneath the hood, they just added it to the model to demonstrate how it fits him perfectly.
What will you do if it is G'raha?
OH NO NO NO
Is the countdown just gonna be a bunch of boring ass cat and bunny faggot pandering?
What even is this who okayed this I didn't play this game to get hard from official art
such a hero
>tfw a gay guy who just wanted to play a beast like race in ffxiv cuz sick of big human, little human, cat human.
You can't believe how happy I am with the WHM changes in shadowbringers. Finally those fucking condescending SCH cunts will know how it feels like to get benched while I will partner up with the healclass that's superior to them. WHM/AST will be the go to combo for everything and those gay ass fairy cunts can suck my left nut.
Retard
That's some pretty extreme lag.
>navel covered
FUCK
>making
More like speed recording lazily.
Hope someone puts my pretending to be retarded posts into a compilation picture.
>this is your [BR/SEAnigger] healer for the night
I'm the one who made the image. And I mashed it together, it was only afterwards I found the npc used in game and removed the hood. He literally has his hair on by default.
Wish I had known playing a male cat is equivalent to advertising you are massive faggot in this game before making my character.
Sick fuck.
I'm actually surprised they still use normal player models for that kind of situation, knowing how easily the playerbase datamines this shit.
I'm kind of gay and kind of pedo but I don't say that.
The latest trailer literally talked about fucky time bullshit
He already said that Ishgard housing is going to happen next but that it won't happen in 5.x. He said this last year.
You should have known that just by looking at it in character creation.
Not gonna lie, I miss having 4-digit HP. The growth curve is kind of silly now, and I'm willing to bet the difference between full 520 gear and 530 gear will be laughably huge.
I think WAR will have close to 1 million HP by the end of either 6.0 or 7.0, and that seems unnecessary.
Lalas are for true patricians
ignore the "Europe/America" posts, it's just that were all hyped but we've discussed everything to death already, the only thing left is shitposting and memes
That is going to depend entirely on the content.
WHM does a lot more DPS than SCH now, nobody can argue this. But your DPS is going to have to be higher than what SCH brings with their raid buff. If the content allows you to go full turret a lot of the time? Then yeah WHM will be the winner. If not? SCH is going to win based solely on the virtue of their contribution being effortless.
I am praying that WHM wins though. SCH is a really dumb job and I love seeing people play WHM.
I made the 3 webms I posted, I haven't made any nsfw ones since I just made them with the intent of posting on Yea Forums.
I could but I would have to make sure I've modded a good top to keep the mod proportions of Shapely Taters, aka effort.
You get free fantasias, use them.
SCH and MNK might be the go-to classes to shit on for complaining but they obviously have reason to, those classes got fucking raped this expansion. Who thought making Tornado Kick unusable again was a good idea?
I work at a school. Friday was their last day. You are likely sharing a thread with 13 year olds right now.
None of those things even matter when Riddle of Fucking Trash still exists
Doesn't Warrior have less HP than Paladin at 80 in Shadowbringers?
Fair enough. It's mostly just a mix between people being super anxious to finally play ShB and what said, though.
I saw some people in earlier threads unironically try to pull the "merely pretending" defense in the year of our lord 2019. It's definitely summer, user.
In regards to the First, not the Source. Minfillia went there 100 years ago when the flood started but we'll be there 100 years later. That's what the trailer is talking about.
For most they don't. Varis and Zenos are monster models and have unique tailored animations and such.
You're retarded if you think whm is any better for raids. You offer nothing and sch offers stratagem and even more powerful, constant ogcd healing.
I'm really not sure what to think of this. in Heavensward, removing The Griffon's mask revealed a generic merchant face, but now here they don't play it safe. Either they are stupid or they knew people would mess with the NPC.
is the qt aura with pink hair and blue scales a npc?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did you complain when it was lizard pandering? Probably not. Shut up.
>I haven't made any nsfw ones
oh well, the ones you posted are good too
>I think WAR will have close to 1 million HP by the end of either 6.0 or 7.0, and that seems unnecessary.
I think YoshiP said that they would make the numbers more sensible at some point.
The time fuckery is in regards to the Interdimensional Rift.
>he says, forgetting where he is
go back
MNK BROS
If you want to know my idea for the plot It gradually escalates from lewd sloppy kisses to touching, then to sex until she's completely corrupted into a lolidom catslut who then brings the shy Kebbe into it
Exactly, nothing to do with the Source where G'raha is sleeping.
By the Twelve...
don't take it seriously, it's all for fun
Yeah, exactly, which makes me wonder why they used a player model for the Exarch.
Absolutey based BLMbro
I counted. There were 3-4 lizard focused pics.
Yoshi said 6.0 will almost definitely come with a stat squish. They even joked about it because "Haha 6.0 confirmed".
yes
>Second expansion in a row of WHMkeks going through 5 stages of grief
The era of solo healing SCH has finally come, be a good lad and introduce ASTkeks to the shed. You'll be sharing room.
I only shitpost about the dub being superior to keep threads bumped
Yeah it's Cirina.
Because he's already had a model since ARR, as G'raha.
what a legend, where can I read it when it's done
>You joke about it now
I'm not joking. I want consumable items to play a more important role in combat.
Tired of having to wipe at the start or halfway into a fight because the healer decided to chat in discord and not having a RDM or SMN in the party.
I hope playing the Warrior of Darkness means we get complementary lala onaholes in Shad.
>Lolidom
MUH
Becuase he's going to be in the trust system which means he needs to use all the player animations for his stuff. But yeah, could have gave him a monster model for 4.56 cause he was a stiff boy during the cutscene.
whats the point of this webm
hes supposed to get hit there
YES YES YES
How dare you? Your posts are absolutely abhorrent.
How do you like your work? Thinking about being a teacher.
I bought both the this. I got all the a lore.
>G'rahafags still this delusional
oh nononononono
I dunno too what though. Every race is worse except Hyur, which look dull as fuck and are why I picked a cat. There's no real options here if you aren't a homo.
Could he be the 2nd Trust tank?
The crystal tower itself is a fucky portal and simultaneously manages to exist on both worlds despite just spontaneously appearing in the first. Something weird is going on. And before you say it's different towers, it's literally called syrcus tower on the crystarium map
Straight torso
Legs going crazy
As far as I noticed, it only happen with BRD
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP WHERES MY NON ROF MNK AT
Can't you advertise your pedoshit on /vg/?
Defiance will not increase HP anymore, all tanks have the 20% damage reduction
RDM cures definitely still proc off INT. The only reason SMNs do not is because they share ACN with SCH. They cannot make Physick scale off INT without breaking SCH.
They should just have Physick morph into a new spell for SMN only honestly.
He's a BLM. You see him casting shit in the launch trailer.
>simultaneously manages to exist on both worlds
Cool headcanon, would love a source on this.
Is that 3M damage? And it takes off 3% of his health? The fuck is wrong with this game
>g'rahafags
>it's g'raha because this this this and that
>anti-g'rahafags
>it's not g'raha because ????????
10 days and 18 hours until Shadowniggas!
Wow and we're at 3 now. Fuck off and wait. If it's nothing but this for a week straight, then maybe voice concern.
The exarch uses G'raha's model, as confirmed by the game files.
Knowing this, denying it's him seems to be the most deluded choice.
That would be lame if so because Y'shtola is one too.
Nice.
Bless the Twelve
Highly portable so you can keep them under your armor. Literal cocksleeves for jogfucking or for a quickie on the side of the road.
The tower dips into other worlds. If you run the raid you go into the Void to fight Cloud of Darkness. It makes sense the tower can reach The First
Yeah that's one hell of a headcanon there.
>Sacred Soil has a Regen now
>No longer conflicts with Shadowflare (rip)
>No Energy Drain to blow Aetherflow on anymore
Even with Embrace nerfed the amount of Aetherflow there is to blow purely on heals is gonna be stupid
It's a mechanic where the DPS are supposed to die to it but surviving with 1HP to cleanse a debuff that will kill them.
>Doesnt know what a placeholder model is
OH NO NO NO NO NO
You get a debuff called primordial crust.
Primordial crust kills you unless you get hit by that aoe in which case you live with 1 health.
the healer has to drop the aoe on you.
It's a mechanic where you have to die to not die.
Awful, tiresome, doesn't pay enough I want to retire. Fuck kids. Depends on the age group. Stick to 1st-3rd grade at the most. 4th-6th is a hellscape.
>The tower dips into other worlds
It reaches the Thirteenth by opening a massive voidgate. The tower itself isn't there.
>Limsa afk main tries to talk about the game
Remember when Yugiri was a miqo'te and all the Garleans were elezen?
I fucking wish healers actually got party buffs in return for losing dps stuff. I originally picked SCH as a main job because shields as opposed to raw heals sounded plain better, and because it seemed like the rest of their skillset could accomplish just about anything (a million DoTs to do damage, fairy skills to throw out healing while you do it, some odd buffs like Eye for an Eye). Eye for an Eye in its current form is almost worthless, and when you do use it you just put in on the main tank for autoattacks instead of Deploying it for the party even though that functionality still exists. Fey Wind's effects are next to laughable and only really useful for people who are looking for record speed clears of stuff. Fey Covenant is being deleted in ShB and Illumination is getting a laughable magic defense buffed rolled into it in return. Shadow Flare and its hardly noticeable Slow effect are being axed too. The one upside is Sacred Soil which will actually see use now, and good fucking thing too because I like ground target skills. Chain Stratagem still exists too, but probably only because Squeenix didn't want to sack an action like that immediately after the expansion that introduced it.
They can even add a side quest chain where you find out a crazy little Ivalice Moogle has been trying to rally it's Eorean counterparts into leaving the service sector only to find out they kinda just want keep being chill as fuck.
Spotted the guy who didn't get to play the beta
It's the same tower, but exists on the first as well as the source. It's been on the first for years now somehow.
oh I didn't even notice the model fuckery. I am too used to seeing retarded shit to recognize it actually exists
someone should invent a special lala strap with a hole in it for this
>the placeholder model just so HAPPENS to be one NPC associated with Crystal Tower
I can't wait for early access to confirm its G'raha and for all the anti-G'raha posters to just fucking disappear or pretend they were being retarded.
The evidence that it is G'raha is overwhelming, and there is ZERO evidence that it isn't him. The fact that you believe it isn't him is nothing short of baffling. I would assume it is just a gigantic elaborate meme but it has gone on so long to such a scale that I must assume the vast majority of you are just fucking retarded contrarians.
why doesn't dark arts turn hard slash into this?
>tfw Type B cat but self aware
ONE BRINGS SHADOW, ONE BRINGS THE LIGHT
I just want to see Ethys start backpedaling.
>tfw Type A male Elezen
>but not narcissistic
haha
What about this image? It even predicted stuff from the launch trailer.
It was a meme some esl faggot was pushing stupid hard for a good few months to collect a wealth of (you)
And why would they bother to go looking back for the exact model of an irrelevant 2.0 character instead of just using a random dude, like they did with Ilberd?
I have been asking this since 4.0. I am so glad to be dropping DRK for GNB. SE fucking hates that job.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lore says allagans built the crystal tower, but the only structure that fits their architectural style is basement.
Everything else looks completely different from the allagan style so we don't really know if they built the tower or adapted the tower to their use. The tower might've been there before allagans and it's even said that the earth calamity completely changed the tower looks.
Yeah you can slay your dragons~ but when it comes to slaying bears we all know who the bigger man is.
Was thinking about middle/high school. Oh fug. Salaries looked like somewhere between $50k-$80k here though, seemed like a decent amount to me.
Ahoy
Praise the Mothercrystal for these gifts of sweet Lala booty
There was no beta. Where did it say they exist simultaneously?
BASED AND CUNNYPILLED
You sound like an absolute faggot. Your home is /vg/ or /trash/.
managing dots is toxic.
Holy fuck I didn't even realize there would be lalas running around in the slutty dancer gear
You did get your ozma mount before shb didnt you user?
That's just what early Allagan stuff looks like, bro.
>Lore says allagans built the crystal tower, but the only structure that fits their architectural style is basement.
>Everything else looks completely different from the allagan style so we don't really know if they built the tower or adapted the tower to their use
The tower was built at the beginning of the Empire, while the stuff we normally associate with Allagans is from the end after they'd become highly advanced. The tower's architecture matches the older style we've seen from them, excluding all the crystal because they just didn't shape that at all.
That isn't the lyric. They confirmed that it is "war brings shadow, war brings rot".
I was disappointed too. It's okay.
>Placeholder model for character heavily linked to the Crystal tower just so happens to be an established character already heavily linked to the Crystal tower instead of a random or default model
You are getting invested in and angry over shitposters.
I need no tranny marbles.
Male cat seem the lesser evil at the time
Roe and highlander are barabait, midlander model is the faggest of the bunch and did I really have to explain why the potato is the worst of all?
That left us with the elfbait or the cat and I fucking hate elves
Lizard fuck didn't exist at the time but they are edgy scaly elves, also they are faggy as fuck
Now everytime I go in a major city I got a tremendous amount of /w from all type of degenerate and I hate it but I still think all the other race are awful so I bear with it
>placeholder model for gaius
>a random white haired elezen
>placeholder model for yugiri
>a random moonie cat
>placeholder model for misterious guy
>exact same body model and colors as g'raha tia who was last seen at locking himself inside the crystal tower
how do you get it?
It's literally called syrcus tower in the crystarium and the gate is identical
holy shit thats the first non-furry selfinsert hrothgar. kinda makes me want to fantasia into one.
unironically good job.
pure coincidence
Please tell me where I can read this
Elves are the chad race.
Answers> We Fall> Dragonsong> Revolutions
I chose male cat because I didn't want to be a Hyur, also fits for the most part with my 2 main jobs (PLD & MCH)
Of course, i'm not some shitter who can't even handle BA.
Daily remember that Eorzea is rightful Elezen clay.
Literally the highlight of ShB for me
WE FALL isn't the big song of 5.0, though
Nigga, when ShB drops, the sheer number of sluts running around will explode.
Shame. I've been consistently disappointed in what I hear versus what the actual lyrics are. Alexander's theme was the worst offender in that regard.
I can't even walk into Stormblood yet
I did finally finish my Kaiser Knuckles though
>people try to shame me for picking female Miqo'te
I can admit I only picked it because it made my pp hard
>non-furry
man you are trying way too hard
>Even though this is merely a bait, it's also what Ethys and his followers unironically believe to be true
Do you even understood my post or are you simply parroting the same shit?
My point is that the tower might've been there already 15000 years ago when hydaelyn split, then allagans found out it could be used and built their facility on it.
I know that, the issue is that we don't know if the gigantic crystal was actually built.
Might go back and do it all if I can because I'll probably want to get the most mileage out of playing gunbreaker that I can. Fuck I just want to do everything with it.
You've really got nothing better than that?
>G'raha's tail turned to crystal and fell off
>I fucking hate elves
Four go back to fingering yourself while thinking of your sister.
Can you imagine the absolute shitstorm that would happen if mr.crystal skin cancer is actually the sole NPC male rabbit and he got the placeholder Yugiri treatment?