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Where were you?
never forget
You should have used a better image faggot, this one is completely unnoticeable in the catalog
We need lobbies.
It's the same levels over and over how are you all still dying?
>pulverize the bricks next to the springboard in 2-1
>player count plummets from 30+ to 15 due to casuals being unable to jump and ragequitting
>ragequitting
you and I both know they're dying to the koopa shell bouncing around at the bottom
>10 FPS
>100+ ms
gee i wonder why
lol
COME ON GUYS WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS
Keep em coming
lol what a nigger
Seeing player names is half of the reason to even finish though
like lambs to the slaughter
IF someone finishes.
3-1 is so much fun to run, all the other starter levels are shit.
>a bunch of normies start playing the game because streamers
>still see only Yea Forumsirgins on the top 3
how can they be so bad at this game?
Because we have garbage names that need to be in the top 3.
If you're waiting at #1 and wondering if anyone else is even going to make it, zoom out all the way on your browser and you'll be able to see the whole castle level at once.
It's pretty fun to watch them all try from there.
>first play of the day
>#1
How are people still struggling with 2-X and 3-X?
Always lonely at 3
The lag makes it so hard.
Killing people with a red shell at 2-2 makes being first so rewarding.
#2 here user, what do you expect from normies?
>when you are finally getting first place but jump on bowser
>game detects my controller
>and it mapped all buttons to jump
>can't remap
what the fuck is this bullshit
too bad
That was harder than I expected.
>can't run over 1-space gaps
bullshit
Are you required to refresh after a win or will it end after everyone dies/finishes?
>can't into platformers with a keyboard
>game auto-detects all my controllers and fucks up the keys
who else does this
>get the star out for others
>run as far as possible
>starniggers just murder all your competition while you stay in the lead
i love being a murdernigger
thanks user
just remove #game and reload, I think it will sit there forever
I fucked up.
You survived a game of death, enjoy being alive for as long as possible, accompined by grand music! Didnt you see the 4th and 5th mario forced to run into boiling hot lava?
I finally did it
it's lonely at the top desu
>grab a star
>bait people on top of a pipe
>then swoop down on them
>7 players remaining
I just commited a holocaust.
seriously tho how do I fix the controls?
Im fucking dogshit at mario and die at literally the first enemy in this, sad day
>it was steam being a shit
i finally have done it
Seriously how come nobody is making it to the end of world 3? I've been standing on this podium so many fucking times alone.
To the people who've made note of me a few times ILY though
>that feel when alone at the summit, thinking back on all the people behind you who might have been your friends under different circumstances
youtube.com
>somebody just makes a massive jump over the whole screen
please dont tell me someone already designed cheats for it
wherever there is competition, i must cheat
The Chinese have arrived.
WAIT, YOU CAN PLAY WITH A CONTROLLER
yeah bruh
install antimicro or xpadder or joy2key
i didn't even need them, i just noticed when i picked it up that it was working
>streamer and me on 1-4
>he finishes at 1st, i'm 2nd
>can imagine the look on his face when he sees 'Child Porn' is 2nd place
there's no better feeling
who
Absolutely based
im sad nobody will ever see my name, i can't even pass the first level
How does one make their name blank?
some guy called pixelcraftian, he's streaming on youtube. i had to search for his name when i realized that was most likely a streamer.
>swathes of marios already dying at 1-1
wow
>Streamers refreshes before you even get on the podium
kek
are they even trying
You rascal
shiet
how many threads are we going to make about this shit?
>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, ITS BURYING MY TWITTER SCREENCAP THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
As many as we can until the inevitable C&D
Cope, seethe, dilate and have sex.
>the nigger who throws the shell on 2-2
cringe
How am I the only one who finished? This was a world 1 run, for God's sake.
Chill out contrarian fuck.
Its probable today, nintendos lawyers are gonna CnD the shit out of the game.
The author is an idiot if he believes nintendo is not gonna take him down because the patreon is just for server donations, and THAT is if he really is telling the truth.
And since he doesnt want to release the source code, the monent nintendo strikes it will be over.
>tfw managed to gather enough coins to get a 1-up
>BTW support my patreon guys servers are totally expensive :)
At least you could have tried not to make money using stuff that doesn't belong to you Inferno. You're just asking for a C&D and you deserve it.
because we are the normies
I killed 20+ people while being a starnigger and then someone with a red shell afterwards so no I don't think about them
>Saying this after the original triggered post is your own
thats gonna be an oof, as well as a yikes, from me, pal.
if i see niggers, cunny or my little pony cocks one more time in first place im gonna fucking scream
>get the 1-1 star on a good speedrun, comfortably the first to the stairs
>jump up and down at the summit
>everyone just blindly throws themselves onto the starnigger dick like lemmings
>hitboxes are so bad that it's just luck if you survive being within two blocks of a turtle
this is way too hard wtf
what the fuck is this casual bullshit
how come i was one of two players to make it past 3-1
>die to bowser with an extra life
>still finish second
The absolute state of normiecucks.
based name
i wish the physics were just a little more accurate
it keeps tricking my muscle memory
I don't know how the fuck Vinny made it to the end 3 times without seeing a single Nigger in the winner's circle.
that's what's uP niggas
yeet
do you have to refresh on the winning screen?
>Put on a horsefucker name because i wanted to join the horsecock poster in solidarity
>The person in first's name is an acronym for "i want to cum inside rainbow dash"
alright which one of you shits was it
>Trans rights
I have not lost or even come second in a single match on World 3.
What does this say about me?
Hi Clarissa.
h-hi
hey user
>world 3
what's even the fucking point
im always the winner by default
^:)
>dead thread
>700+ online
posting epic clips
G-guys? Anyone there?
Any Livestream?
seems laggy as shit.
works on my pc, i live in a third world country and i always get the star in 1-1
>actually get to 3-4 with a super close race of 5-6 people with a few more trailing behind, this gonna be good
>except nobody else actually makes it to the end, not even the big guy in first who dies to a stupid mistake with the fire spinner corridor
Hats off to the guy who barged in after the music had already faded out and almost made it to second, shame he couldn't make the final jump over Bowser.
kek
>always trigger the star in 1-1
>I can't help it, I thrive in chaos
i NEED to win
It's as simple as clearing world 3, you don't even have to go fast because everybody else just dies
>tfw #4
>starnigger falls while chasing me
eat shit
fucking star nigger was camping the beanstalk
>can only win using pedo names
what a curse
Got in second place twice, going to try and aim for first tomorrow, this is fucking fun
what the fuck guys
I think that was me, Fat Hitler
This. Good world 3 runs are fucking exhilarating, but those happen basically never because everyone else either takes it really slowly or eats shit within the first ten seconds.
>game is still going strong
nice
NINTENDO!! SUE THIS MAN!
lost levels when?
worlds 4-8 when
never because its gonna get fucked in the ass by nintendo lawyers and we don't have the source
i swear the hammer bros only target me
>4 people left at 2-4
>no one else made it
Now I can finally stop
As leader of the Fence Coalition, it gladdens me to see our numbers growing.
hammer bros desync it seems like, jumps that should make it over them don't
>bowsers hitbox is fuckhuge
GODDAMNIT SO CLOSE
>get to the end of 3-1
>8 players remain
Only just started playing this, is this normal?
>keep dying in retarded ways
some streamer was playing it so some people just legged it that day
yes, people are quite horrible at mario.
World 3 separates the men from the casuals
zoomers are shit at video games
more news at 11
The later castles would be hilarious to watch normies get stuck on because they don't know which paths to take.
Yup, I have been the ONLY mario to make it past 3-1 several times.
World 3 fucking nukes casuals. The jumping koopas at the beginning, all those piranha plants and the hammer bro segment are all rather difficult for many people, add in the pressure to go fast and you see a lot of easily avoidable stupid deaths.
I died a lot trying to go fast, once I got cautious I beat it like nothing. The cloud of ghost marios is both laggy and distracting.
for now, yes. but people are going to become better and better at world 1-3 and speed will become more important once more then 10 people survive 3-1
>die to 1-1 goomba
that's it guys it's over for me......I'm announcing my retirement
>starnigger camping in 3-1 cloud world
oh no no no look at this dude who dies to the first goomba h-haha
THE goomba or A goomba?
Where my horse fuckers @?
Oh hey thats me in 1st
this feels legit worse than die at bowser stage.
>grab fireflower early in 3-1
>clear enemies for everyone to help in 3-1 and 3-2 because fuck all players ever survive world 3
>guy in 3-2 runs by me, grabs a star and immediately hits me
>everyone else dies anyway
truly this is bucket of crabs situation but damn it's lonely at the top
this game is so soulful, it's gonna be a real shame when nintendo acts like their usual faggot selves
>people keep dying to the turtle under the 3-3 mushroom
>made it to 2nd place as fire mario and killed bowser with fireballs
would of been first if that faggot didnt tank a hit
Im gonna make it to the end this time guys!
based firebro
>Starniggers
>go down the pipe in 3-1
l-lads...... i've seen things i wish I could forget
>not being a starnigger
THE goomba
>when you nig someone out of their mushroom at 1-3
the game needs randomization in the levels to counter people speeding through the levels because they have memorized all of it and to keep it fresh
git gud
>be a starnigger for the first time (world 3-2)
>kill both the person behind me and the person ahead of me
so this is what true power feels like
3 => 2 > 1
>nobody left to witness my heroic victory
Step up randos, it wasn't even world 3.
I really suck at mario
>It's a "World Three and everyone but two people fucking die" episode
check this shit out, it's world three
All you really need to worry about in World 3 is the Hammer Bro. I mean he is a killer but that's the main issue
>nobody made it in world 2
Why is everybody so bad today.
Can you fireball Bowser to death if you somehow get the fireflower?
>go firebro
>kill hammer bros
>suddenly 7+ people finished world 3
how do you not know the answer to this
legit spoileryes
>lose time by going above in 1-2
>1 guy actually manages to clear bottom perfectly
>gains even more distance from me in 1-3
>get's pressured in 1-4 and dies
lmao
>those slow niggers who wait on top of mushroom blocks
IFUCK BOWSER
>3-2
>3 people alive
>we are all the big mario
>guy gets a star
>i hold back to let him go
>he turns around and hits me
NEVER RELAX
I ended up being the winner and sole survivor tho
Which one of you did this?
ez
>starnigger falls into the last pit in 1-1 twice
Yea Forums... I finally made it
>World two
>Think I'm too slow
>See surprise blocks not looted yet, get big
>13 players remaining
>find another big mario
>go together to the end, us the only two survivors
I'll remember you forever, my dude
>faggots who sit atop star / mushroom blocks
>nobody hits the block for them
>the only one alive left in world fucking 2
you all suck
If a Mario gets a star, just run and try to jump over him. Star niggers are usually sadistic fucks
Even seeing a full podium is honestly far too rare.
t. nigger
>finally beat world 3
>I was the only winner
sad
>get star first on 3-1
>stand on pipe and purge everyone until only 5 are left
I have been blind my whole life but now I see
ez
>THAT STARNIGGER THAT CAMPS AT THE TOP OF THE LEAF
>hit star block in 3-1
>star falls between brick blocks and a pipe
>10+ people die to the piranha plant in the pipe trying to get the star
You fags are way too easy to manipulate
>keep dying in bowsers castle
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>that silky smooth 2 fps
nice
FUCK OFF YOU STARNIGGER
>playing with an actual nes
I'm playing on an 8 year old thinkpad running debian
Reminder for all big Marios, destroying those two blocks next to the springboard in 2-1 is your civic duty. Leave the casuals behind.
>finally finish
>come fucking 4th
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is nobody taking the mushroom in 1-4?
WE DID IT REDDIT
This is secretly owned by Nintendo. Testing to see how they would do in the battle royale market.
1-4 is easy enough to get through it without being big.
just like literally everything nintendo does, it would print money
OH NO NO NO NO
>world 2-2
>#1 stepped on a red koopa
>#2 sends it back instantly
>kills me mid jump
fuck you.
Faster to jump over it, and being small is better because you can walk under fireballs, if you're big you usually end up getting hit with a fireball which laggs you.
and it's world 1 so speed > survival
>be PCfag who's never played mario in my life
>keep dying stupidly because I don't know the game at all
Haha.
>no source code release
Fuck, I'll miss this when it's gone
Well I usually take the mushroom and just run over the fire bars with the invincibility frame.
>went too fast
>lost to the cycle
>dancing big mario didn't make it
bros..
>wait for last mario to catch up to me
>he falls in a pit
S A D
because if they win they will literally get banned for streaming "kill all niggers KKK" or "lolicunnysexpedo" alongside themselves on the podium
>almost 900 players
Well it's too mainstream now.
hitboxes are really fucked with this game.
>still didn't get sued
Is he gonna make it bros
you guys are a bunch of hypocritical niggers
you only like this battle royale because we can style all over zoomers with it
thats why i like it too
DELETU THIS
>75 player limit
wtf!!
>tfw gg'ed to 1st goomba on 1-1
brb kms
No, it's monday now so shekelberg goldsteinroth is back from his weekly yacht cruise and he can get around to filing the preliminary paperwork for suing this man.
>die to bowser
oh god no why
Mario's a nigger
This.
It was always trash anyways.
>offensive (to normies) Yea Forums-style names all over the game
Gee I wonder if Nintendo will let this one slide.
star too unfair nerf please
>dude in 1-1 who sits on the pipe as all the marios come out with a star
You're a rascal. A rascal who cares for nothing but his star!
Why respect others when my star can do everything?
>when and IF we get world 8 bowser starts throwing hammers
oh no no no
I don't remember the hitboxes being this janky
>camp a block containing a star
>sometimes I bump into the air and get killed by another starnigger instead of grabbing it myself
WOW
this
updated catalog like 4 times and didn't see a thread
How many more days util this game gets killed?
hex manic will return
feels good to rush a star and decimate the population
second place for a fitting name.
The dev really should decrease the amount of time that's needed for a restart.
Game over screen 10 seconds, loading 5 seconds, two mouse inputs, lobby waiting, 15 second timer before the game starts.
That's like a full minute every time you die, and if you're shit like me and running brainlessly, you'll be dead within 15 seconds every second time. Really destroys any gaming vibe you might have from a decent run.
use the search function dummy
ride till i die
>tfw proud tranny
ctrl + f zoomer
if you don't immediately hit f5 when you die you're doing it wrong, but you're right
p ez
LORD KNOWS I STAY HIGH
Nice
Anons you do break the blocks at 2-1 so manlets cant reach the top right?
First time I actually finished a game. Feels good, man. Then again it feels weird as it felt really easy this time around.
but trampoline is easy
Fucking STARNIGGERS
BRUH, LOOK AT THIS DOOD
TOO BAD
"hey, where is everybody? come back!"
Janny was too slow!!
How are people still bad at world 1?
of course
>it was always trash
It's ok that you're not good. I'm not good at it either. :^)
>got a 1-up from coins on cheep cheep stage before i died
holy fuck
>he doesn't go to the 3-1 orgy dungeon
You DO backwards jump into the flagpole, right Yea Forums?
he's japanese
are coins worth anything?
>take too long on 1-2
>the starniggers come out
oh fuck
B-but it's harder on the new patch
A 1-UP. That's it.
I do it all the time, just let go of right, tap left and hold jump button at the same time, then resume holding right
Fun fact, the tiananmen square copypasta came from the nipponese internet
30 coins for an extra life so it's not really worth it.
>1000 players
>tfw HRT makes you better at games
we over 1000 boys
>win on world 3
>nobody else finishes
Is this more of a "Who lives longer" or who reaches the end faster type of game?
>2nd place
Was this one of you faggots?
The latter
Nice try, nameless loser. Maybe you should've been half a second faster.
FUCK STARFAGS
any streams where the streamer has to try to hide all the "NIGGER" names? seems like it would be funny. (if they can even reach the end)
>when you give up your 1-1 lead to sit at the pipe with a star
>and you regain it anyway because people are fucking bad at Mario
>mfw I forgot this isn't source and Mario can't really strafe and I fall into a pit
Which is the bigger filter World 2 or World 3?
>
World 1
3-X edges out from my experience
This is an actual shit game. The thing loads so damn slow that half the time you're dead before you can do anything
When a starnigger goes up the vine in 2-1
>person gets a star
>uses it to kill all the enemies ahead of the remaining players behind them
>dies to a piranha plant near the end of the stage
D-Did I find a starbro?
World 2 fish level
use chrome instead of firefox.
Someone actually made it
What other games would be fun with battle royale mode?
I am using Chrome, I instinctively hold shift and jump even while the clusterfuck is moving forward and then I hear the game over and can't even see what did me in
remember to thank firedaddies
Zelda
>died to the first pit in 1-1
brb, sudoku
I wonder if it's better to give a head start for others instead of rushing with the crowd. They are kinda distracting, and only times I've managed to finish a few stages or the episode completely is when I've been able to run freely of others.
This game needs skins, just getting a Luigi skin would be enough.
smash tv
>tfw nobody else makes it
Gradius
Excite bike.
Mario Kart, last place car dies every 30 seconds
megaman battle arena
Metroid
whens the dlc out im ready to spend my money
>people cannot complete world 2
what is this tomfoolery
Makes me wonder if Nintendo will do their own Mario Royale thing after they catch wind of this and shut it down.
just donate to his patreon
lmao i played myself starbro
they won't. nintendo doesn't know how to handle 100 players in a single level.
Why do other mario's run faster than me???
zoomer go home
because you're not running you absolute retard
So will Nintendo copy this idea?
You just suck
keyboard controls are fucking awful
space + wasd and shift? fuck PC fags this is why super metroid was unplayable without a controller. keyboard is the worst controller out there
You can use the arrows, retard.
suck it up switchfag.
plug in a controller you mong
>he finishes the race 45 later, only to be called a faggot
I am truly devilish
that's not comfortable either
pay2win dlc
imagine lacking this much dexterity.
That world 2 level with the fish kills me inside
You can try to deny it but deep down you know it's true.
So when are they adding SMB2jp/Lost Levels worlds to this, Hell they could even add VS Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros Special worlds if they want to keep this train going.
Get fucked, retardios.
me the FENCE MASTER behind the fence
>the indecisive valley of fencebros
>Halo
>The difficulty is always legendary
>75 players
>No respwans
>Friendly Fire is on
Just imagine.
my nigga
bouncy castle best spot
4th place cuck here, I died just after reaching bowser, congrats you 3.
>this game has no deadzones, and you can't use the D-pad to move so my stick drift screws me over
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Finally did it
>not going through pipes
coulda just told me to use shift you absolute niggers
Not that guy, but I'm on my laptop, and the keys are all bunched together, so it's almost uncomfortable to play.
>be the only one to get the fire flower and the star in 3-1
>don't kill the hammer bros
Have fun guys
Fuck
Starniggers need to die
>world 3-4
>try to give the mushroom to the dude behind me so I don't end up alone
>he dies in the pit after getting it
>tfw the other two winners are normals
>no shorthop
/thread
>The last two times I got first place, nobody else was able to finish
PLEASE GOD NO
>game has a fucking seizure and freezes right here
>a few marios still run by
bye-bye
who the fuck are these nerds
where are my Yea Forums bros
whoever pushes shells back at 2-2 start: may you and your family die in a car crash.
being overrun by twitch tards
>20 people remaining in 1-4
STARNIGGERS DO YOUR JOB
I died because a secret 1-up block hot hit by the guy under me.
Over here.
Fucking nobody can seem to beat World 2 for some reason, even though it's the easiest one to just run straight through.
>died to the 1-1 goku
guess I'll die
>being a starfag in 3-2
but why? there's always like less than 10 people lef at that point
>1080 people playing
>people cannot complete world 2
I beat it today
>tfw can't get past 2-1 or 3-1
This game is fucking brutal.
fuck world 2 and fuck star niggers
Looks like no one else came in third.
I'm annoyed because I had a big lead and I threw it away at the end. But I was being careful because I badly wanted to finish because I kept dying.
So, at least I finished, I guess.
>only person to finish over the last six fucking runs
>only once did i see a single person even get to bowser
What app did you use for those controls?
I haven't seen any of them today apart from one guy up there in the vine. Yestreday everyone getting stars was a starnigger.
FOUR FUCKING STARNIGGAS IN THE SAME LEVEL! HOW!?
I am on a choking spree, I die or get first.
Nothing in between.
lag
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING NIGGERS WHO SEND THE RED SHELLS BACK AT 2-2
MAY YOU SUFFER ANAL CANCER
>advertising your twitch channel
>on Yea Forums of all places
Are you what they call a humongous faggot?
have speedruners played this game?
no trannies here
it was an accident i swear
i'll change it back to niggerfaggot
Don't forget to exert your dominance over e-celeb streamers, Yea Forums.
OMFG this game and its physics are so fucking terrible ITS SO FUCKING MUDDY AND SLUGGISH FEELING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the physics are different enough that they'll not be able to use their speedrunning strats.
>Friendly Fire is on
Nah limit it only to explosives and vehicles.
Putting friendly fire on everything just turns it into a boring pvp fest at spawn.
can confirm :(
Get good faggot
>3 extra lives in a single run
>didn't need to use any of them to be the only one to get through as big mario
These twitch kiddies ain't shit
>weeb
adapt
Puffin browser pro. Find the apk and download it.
Cheaters have arrived and every big streamer has started streaming this. It's over guys, pack it up
winrar
just put nigger in your name and keep winning.
>implying that's bad
now we get to style upon cheaters and streamers
and streamers will get buttmad at cheaters
win/win
IT ALSO DOESNT HELP AT EVERYTIME A NEW GAME STARTS I LAG LIKE A BITCH AND I HAVE TOW WAIT FOR A WAVE OF MARIOS TO GO BUT YOU CANT WAIT SINCE ITS A FUCKING RACE AND NOT TO MENTION THE SUDDEN STUTTERING WHICH OBVIOUSLY DOESNT FUCKING HELP SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX THESE PHYSICS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one is cheating you're just bad at the game.
Aw yiss.
I think this is my second #1? Good stuff anyway, after dying so much.
works on my machine, sounds like a you problem bro
I saw your first #1
Good shit dude
t. BR/RU cheater
I just saw someone with fire mario in the lobby. That doesn't seem right.
IT BEGINS
Thanks man. I rarely finish though because I'm always trying to go as fast as possible so inevitably I end up dying to stupid mistakes all the time.
This game is so infuriating really. But it's good when it all comes together.
Good luck on your own games.
>fireflower marios flying in the lobby
>people blasting off in the sky at the start of a world
Hidden fire flower on the left side. If it was a star user, then i would be concerned.
Seething
FUCK THE PIRANHA PLANT AT THE BEGINNING OF 2-1
Fire mario flies around
You fucks already cheating?
world 3 filters out the most casuals, but more people fuck up on world 2 or get killed by niggers
The game runs almost everything on client side, it'd be pretty trivial to cheat.
Also saw someone going left upon 1-1 spawn and then doing some glitch jump out of the sky towards the goal.
My first victory
I wanted to make streamers angry but it turns out I finished this world alone. Where did all the other Marios go? Don't tell me you got killed by that starnigger at the beginning.
dont worry, its mostly desync
they don't ever appear in later levels
>This game is so infuriating really.
Yeah, I fucking hate it when I keep dying on some retarded mistake then have to wait 30 seconds to replay then dying again. Then I might finish a level only to die to a retarded mistake and I keep repeating this pattern.
Fuck all of those. For some reason I never expect them even though I very well know they are there. Subconsciously I confuse 2-1 with 1-1 and breeze through only to die to those fuckers all the time.
>mfw i hit the shell on 2-2
>Someone pops open a fireflower block
>Try to get it
>Keep getting stuck in a gap of 2 blocks trying to jump through
>Someone else takes
>Get killed by hammerbro
Imagine browsing the Video Game board and not being able to beat Zoomers at Mario
InfernoPlus?
The Dark Souls memer?
Get every last twitchfag banned.
Starfag on 1-2
I will never go for any power up in the first level. It's not viable, just outrun and use your lead to get one in the next level.
1-1 is a different story though, the star really fucks me over. My jump path requires me to hit the star block and it's not consistent enough.
Fuck 1-1. I want new maps.
yeah I'm fuckin good at this game, I'm a god
>cheater jumped around 2-1 only to land on the piranha plant
lmao
i think they're just joking around, specially since they always seem to vanish before the second level
When are they going to add skins and emotes to this game?
world 1 is too easy to not go fast
you think infernoplus likes that we put nigger in our names because then the server doesn't get as loaded?
>stutter for half a second on 1-1
>get raped by a wild pack of starniggers
will he be the one to defeat reddit chad?
>2 way race in the castle
>go fast as fuck and made it to bowser
>we both die trying to pass bowser
>mfw
I think that was the most retarded way to end that duel
All these god damn mother fucking piece of shit stupid mistakes I make and die. Always in lead, or within the leadin group anyway. Feels weird that it fucking makes me hella mad to constantly do this mistakes but the rage goes away in like 3 seconds.
There's no point in being a Starnigger on 3-1, all the causals die to the hammer bros anyway
>4th again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
.......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
it is truly the Yea Forums way
World 3 for sure
>3-1
>5 seconds pass
>player count drops from 75 to 30
What's the point of a funny name if no one will see it?
>40 players dead
wew
It's their fault for not naming their site infernoplusnel.org
that high piranha plant pipe and the nearby star form the purest pleb filter
LEEEETTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously this, no matter how long i take, i am ALWAYS the first one to enter 3-3
Yeah same. When you're going as fast as possible it's easy to make mistakes. Of course I know I could just slow down a bit and I might well get 2nd or 3rd due to everyone else dying, but I think if you want 1st then you've basically gotta go pretty fast.
Also as for replaying, I just refresh the tab as soon as I die, it's quicker than waiting for the whole game over stuff. It would be cool if you could just press a key to put you straight back in the lobby though.
>no one else won
feelsbadman
I wonder how the mechanics actually work with items. I keep seeing 5 guys getting the star but then again I keep dying when some cunt takes it 1 millisecond before me.
>finish a world
>2nd and 3rd places don't have Yea Forums names
suffering
This is why starniggers are the most based players
If you go fast then you can outrun the starniggers. It's not that easy I guess, I often make a mistake and run into an enemy or miss a jump and get killed by a starnigger, but that's the strategy I always take.
>Tfw more people online in this than DBFZ right now
>game is already full of cheaters
this game has too many people with normalfag names
>implying that starniggers can catch up to me
>more players than artifact
Then again, that's incredibly easy now
I saw that he said on Twitter that he might just get rid of names after someone complained about "racial slurs"
>get rid of names
What's the fucking point then?
I can't wait until we get world 4, then I'll have a world I can actually finish besides 1.
I've been able to reach 3-3 once, but 2 gets chosen by the rng like 10% of the time compared to 1 and 3, so I've never made it past 2-1 because I never get any practice in.
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS FILE
>starbro hits the vine block for me at 2-1
maybe you guys aren't that bad..
Christ, if this happens then I hope nintendo does sue this man.
*dabs*
>some faggot close behind me
>he stops and gets a star
>and then he turns around
oh ho ho ho
>Finishes 3-1
>3 players remain
Yikes
i'm glad i get to waste my time in this game with you Yea Forums
>take the star in 3-1
>kill the hammer bros and hit the vine
>idiots trail me climbing up the vine
Too easy.
3-1 then 2-3
Dipshit
If Nintendo doesn't, I will.
fucking casuals. cant even clear world 1
Sad, but acceptable
as long as it's not default on
Thank you niggers for actually finishing
Someone's really angry over not being able to call people niggers anymore.
People find 2-3 hard?
>3-1
>wait ten seconds
>30 players left
BUT HOW
I haven't seen a Yea Forums name in a while.
Where you at niggers.
>Following behind a moving shell, sudden get more speed and kill myself on the shell
>1128 online
The fuck?
Twitch streamers
*Stares you down*
>I may add an option to just hide all names though
So you're getting buttflustered just because I reported what he had said
You're incomprehensibly thick you fucking faggot fuck
Someone's really happy to run damage control for people who like to oppress freedom. Now get the fuck out of here, political nigger. These are the best threads in ages.
50% of the time I miss the jump on the block and just die straight to the first turtle. Or a piranha. Or hammer bros. Or one of the later turtles.
dying on 1-2
me too
Niggers here, are you trying to streamsnipe that fag?
players left
That's pretty good for 3-1. I usually only see ~20 max.
"Get rid of names" is quite a bit different than "add an option to just hide all names", retard. It's analogous to banning people from social media for what they say instead of just letting people use the block button. Be specific.
>I reported on what he said
Except you didn't, nigger. Names will still be there.
I am
>want to play
>always been garbage at Mario
Godspeed, frens. Show those streamerfaggots what for.
No, but if they do make it to the end that's a plus.
Well, I must have misread it
Oh wow it's slightly different you fucking thick fuck
If you want to blame someone blame the fucking creator when I'm just reporting what I fucking read you stupid cunt
reddit wins again
>hacker triggers all the enemies early and fucks up the patterns
>someone just flew over the level
should we use only 1 name to raid streamnigs?
>raid
>2019
>tfw the deadliest 3-1 obstacle for me is the row of three goombas
It's tempting to jump off too early and land in front of the asshole instead of bouncing off him as intended.
Make your name
>twitch.tv/______
put in whatever would trigger them
What the fuck guys come on
and what name it would be? just 'nigger'?
I vote Robert Paulson
someone make a new thread
I'm not a creative guy.
Is twitch tv / NIGGER alright?
>bounce too high off a fish on 2-3
>invisible flag pole sends me to my death
thanks inferno