What is the currywurst of video games?

it's amazing

The fuck is currywurst?

us americans are disgusted by mayo with fries
i am enlightened thankfully
turns out american mayo is just shit
god damn i miss german mayo

had some in Germany like 3 days ago was amazing.

Mayo with currywurst? Dont you just dip the pommes into the curry sauce?

This looks pretty damn good. Thanks OP.

currywurst is like the kebab of germany, you get one at the end of a night of clubbing.

Jungs, Berlin, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Köln, Ruhrpott? Welche ist die Beste

i was a filthy american tourist (though really living in berlin for 2 months) so i typically had mayo with the fries and then dipped fries in both the mayo and the curry sauce. i enjoyed the combination. the stranger thing to have with the fries is ketchup, but i did not add that usually.

No one tell this guy about Döner

But kebab is the kebab of Germany

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>dipped fries in both the mayo and the curry sauce
Do Americans seriously do this???

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just make your own mayo

except there is so many fucking kebab shops in Germany its unreal?

German sausage with curry sauce, you eatit with a little fork or toothpick and some fries usually

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What is the balut of vidya??

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I'm pretty sure germany has more fast-food döner than turkey

For me its carne asada tacos

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We have to liberate 'Nam from these fucking barbarians. There's absolutely no way balut either tastes good or has an appetizing texture.

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Shit mang, I tried a sauce in a christmas market in hamburg and the stand lady told me it was a sauce from bayern yet nobody I know from bayern actually fucking knows the sauce
It was a sweet beige-brownish meat sauce, anyone got an idea?

or you go once in curry sauce, once in mayo. i don't care. it's autistic to only have one sauce though.
i've been told that this is not that crazy to do, maybe i will.

It tastes like rotting rat and it has the texture of crunchy tiny bones and beak.

Explain what this is
Is it an egg which they have waited for the embryo to actually develop?
Why the fuck do I feel like punching whoever made it?

Mount & Blade

Please consult a doctor asap

I've even heard that you can get a few feathers in there also

*ahem*
L E B E R K Ä S S E M M E L N
FUCK Preussen and FUCK Turks

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Just say Currywurst Schranke like a normal person.

Yep
Apparently what's left of the egg white is edible too

Personally I cant get over the Idea that mericans dip their chips in sauce.
here in Boomerang land we just put that shit all over the chips, dipping them seems like an utter waste of both time and sauce

American living in Germany here
I see these fucking things everywhere and always find them disgusting, what's wrong with you people that you have these things but no taco bell

Sweet Mustard?

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Currywurst is fucking delicious

So I guess the video game equivalent is GTA, everyone loves it

Brit here, I've only had it in Berlin. Aber es war sehr lecker.

Probably weeb shit. An "acquired taste" that is universally reviled by everyone.

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FUCK you and your SHIT taste
Also we don't have taco bell because we don't have mexican immigrants

That is absolutely garbage presentation of a rather tasty meat and poor bun choice
Sorry user, you can do better

Who's the Ja/ck/ of Yea Forums

What is the Bratwurst mit Brötchen of video games?

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I really hate how scared people are of the kitchen these days, to the extent that people are amazed to learn that mayonnaise is not merely possible to make yourself but it's also very easy. It's oil and eggs for fuck's sake, and people used to make it by fucking hand and that was a fucking feat (if only because of the determination). Today with any sort of electric whisk or blender it's trivial and takes minutes.

As someone who just acquired a taste for balut I don't know what kind of second hand market shit you tried out. A good one doesn't taste rotten or anything just kinda like a mushy chicken mixed with some eggs in a chicken broth. Granted I get mine fresh from some Filipinos in a farmer's market but I'll admit that the quality control of these things are all over the place.

Bull fucking shit I just went to Aboland and they gave us herbed mayo do dip chips in and nearly every place I ate had dipping cups with sauce for chips.

>mexican immigrants
you think you need mexicans to push buttons? we have our uneducated blacks making fast food. we have our mexicans doing manual labor.

Ruhrpott, only region that even knows what a Currywurst is. I almost puked when I got a warm Bockwurst with curryketchup in Hamburg.

What's the casu marzu of video games.

>casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage of decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats.
>The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called làgrima, Sardinian for "teardrop") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long.

the "what is the hawaiian pizza of video games" OP

euro truck simulator 2

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>It's literally just a fucking hotdog
>yet no other country can make them as tasty
God bless german sausages and bread types
City life kinda does that to people sadly, especially in countries without much cooking culture.People start eating fast & cooking fast or just eating fast food at an early age so they miss out on such stuff.

>Berlin
Nah, you didn't have Currywurst. The difference to the Ruhrpott original is massive.

Modded skyrim.

Mugen

As a Kraut I say bolt

>God bless german sausages and bread types
Are you joking? That bun is a simple brötchen, the blandest and cheapest kind of bread you can get in germany.

who do you think invented hotdogs?

Isn't the berlin currywurst the original one though?

Was ist mit der Berliner Currywurst Kollege

i mean i'm a fucking college student so i don't cook a whole lot
i'm learning to though and it's fun
but i'm not "scared" of anything, i just didn't know you can make fucking mayo easily
thanks though, i'll try it. i'm a little concerned it will still be shit but who knows maybe i'll be surprised.

Lmao no

It's as shit as Berlins influence on the german individual gdp

Gothic 2 with NOTR = Currywurst mit Pommes und Mayo

WoW

>went to Berlin with friends a few years ago
>one of them keeps talking about how I'll have to try currywurst because it's so good
>she buys some and lets me try it
>it's just a sausage with some kind of ketchup
ok

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Being the original doesn't always mean being the best though.
Yet it fits hot dogs better than the soft sandwich bread they make them with in other places desu

The Sumerians you tard.

Depending on source it was either first made by this one woman in Berlin, or it originated from Hamburg.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herta_Heuwer

its not for dipping
your meant to pour that shit over the chips, and the reason it served in a cup is so you can put your preferred amount on your chips.
the reason its in 'dipping cups' is cause it allows restaurants to control how much sauce customers use, since there are a ton of people who will drown their food in sauce if given the opportunity

It's not really a you problem but one with the society we live in that you have been able to go until your twenties without figuring out that mayonnaise is a basic product that existed before it was put in jars and sold in stores. And it's not like we are lacking in information resources. All one has to do is ask the question yet we don't.

I want to thank Germany for great sauces
t. pole

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I guess all the Australians I were eating with weren't actually Australian then because they were dipping it too. Kind of a strange thing to make a stink about though honestly, Americans drizzle sauce on food/fries as well. Are you seriously trying to argue that if someone dipped a chip in the cup of sauce they received with the chips in Aus they'd be seen as "strange"? Maybe they want control over how much sauce is on their chips.

What's the Beyti Sarma of vidya?
I wish people knew about non döner turkish cuisine as well

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Yes, there's only one very specific place in germany that can do good Currywurst. It's not Berlin.

>euro truck simulator 2
Accurate.

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but i disagree that this is a fundamental problem because instead of asking about how to make mayonnaise people ask about science and technology. you're fixating on the negatives which fit your narrative and not seeing how things can still be fine even if they're different.

I'm german and I prefer a traditional hot dog with the softer bun, relish and onions.

Based Sardinian user

Pane Carasau is top tier by the way, I wish they sold it in the continent

>Flughafen-Feuerwehr Simulator
That's a fucking oddly specific job

and to be clear, i agree that we are living in an era where industrialized food is largely normalized. but i'm still not convinced that this is negative. it's more efficient and people who like to cook can still cook.
this is what efficiency involves, the modularization of production.

Fallout 76

Like it's more than just a sausage with ketchup?
It's was ok tho, only very underwhelming.

you probably just ate with 'rich' Australians and went to fancy restaurants
Those places are fucking weird as hell, they even eat shit like Pizza with a knife and fork, even if they got it from a place like domino's

You should be much more interested in how to make mayonnaise than pretending to know you understand relativity or how the stars align. It really is a societal sickness that we forego what matters for escapism even that which can be justified as intellectual (which it rarely is).

Yes, food is simple and stars are epic but guess what, we are simple beings and forgetting that makes us shitty.

>The invention of currywurst is attributed to Herta Heuwer in Berlin in 1949, after she obtained ketchup (or possibly Worcestershire sauce) and curry powder from British soldiers in Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst

Like I said earlier, I'm a Brit, so I'm glad that we were able to facilitate the creation of such a delicious food.

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taco bell is for white americans
mexican immigrants dont eat it

Doener is such a weird food to me

When you have a Kebab at a new kebab place, it's either the most delicious thing you've ever tasted or it's absolute shit, I've never seen any inbetweens.

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None of this would've been a problem if fast food standards were higher
Seriously, who the fuck can call the mcdonald's meat meat?Even countries with higher fast food standards let this kind of shit pass

I'd rather this than another "twitter screencap" thread
Let us have some fun

Where is the Sauerkraut on that one?

>Here's the best of western games!

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Nah they were middle class and the restaurant was alright (Grill'd) but not fancy at all.

Here's an impossible one. What is video game equivalent of kale pache

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Have you ever eaten non-German bread? It's always terrible. Fuck the dutch in particular. Fuckers eat sponges.

AUDIO VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT

I bet if someone gave you a McDonalds burger under the guise of being something fancy you'd gobble it down and talk about how delicious it was.
youtube.com/watch?v=1FRgFIwSHNg

fuck you buddy fairy bread is baller

This is common practice in the Netherlands, according to my parents. They call it war fries because it's the whites versus the red.
I don't know if they're bullshitting me though.

I think it's because the process of making döner lets you mix and match meat during making it so shitty places will just use or mix cheap meat in

God bless Hela

>Water sandwich
Guess Australia is no longer the shitposting expert

It's supposed to be a very fresh regional thick Bratwurst grilled over coal until it has a crust and served with a custom curry sauce, not ketchup. Barely anyone gets even the sausage type correct, like people using Bockwurst or normal Hotdogsausage for it. Even less make a good curry sauce recipe. Many just buy Ketchup and call it a day. The best and only real Currywurst comes from the 'Ruhrpott' a region in west germany.

It was Bergmannsfood and always will be, regardless of what you read up in your cute wikipage. And it doesn't change the fact that it tastes like garbage in Berlin.

I dunno user, I care about food and I come from a meat-heavy country with a focus on not eating fast food in the first place
You shouldnt assume everyone ever only eats from dumb fast food places
McDonalds is also the worst of the worst when it comes to fast-food meat, even burger king tastes 4x better
Fancy shit can be shit too though anyways

>Bergmannsfood
Don't know what that means Hans, sorry that you're butthurt that it was invented in Berlin.

Gimme a good curry sauce recipe then user
I am serious, I'll try making it someday, I just wanna try new recipes.

Why is Bremen the best german city despite having no good signature food?

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Can you skip the clubbing part?

Sorry man, no idea and I can't bother to phone my mother to ask either. A lot of families have their own recipes and all are different.

i mean as a phd student in mathematics i think i can speak to the benefits of telling kids about cool science and math shit from a young age. i'm sure i wouldn't have gone into this stuff and become a researcher if i hadn't been inspired by all the scientific rhetoric which captivated a lot of us back when we were kids. otherwise people just get scared of it and think it's only for geniuses.
since you're clearly not very knowledgeable about science, i will also say that public knowledge of basic scientific ideas, even if it's not deep or worthwhile, is still a healthy part of society. it's the thing that makes people happy to pay taxes for ongoing research. it's also the thing that lets a kid who might be interested in science go to their parents and say "hey what is this thing" and they can give some sort of answer instead of just being like "i dont know lol look it up" in a similar way to if the kid asked how to make mayonnaise. except no kid is ever going to ask how to make mayonnaise, nor will learning that ever inspire a kid to become a master chef, whereas telling a kid about how the speed of light means that the stars in the sky are seen as they were thousands of years ago is the type of shit that can get someone down a really life changing path.
i agree with this, and now fast food prices are shooting up without their quality changing. it's fucking annoying as all hell. i blame uneducated people with (as the other poster seems to exhibit) a lack of scientific literacy.

>i mean i'm a fucking college student so i don't cook a whole lot
>didn't know you can make fucking mayo easily
Is this really an acceptable excuse in some cultures namely murrika I assume, what with the gorillion varieties in fast food? Where I'm from, kids inevitably learn how to cook by the age of 16.

>tfw growing up with either chocolate spread or cookies on bread with a glass of milk on the side

How is BW? Muh heritage came from there

>any other city being the best when Mainz exists

Not really. I learned to cook when i was in college simply because it was cheaper. I'm not a great cook but I can at least cook a good steak and pasta, stuff like that.

more so that i don't have a kitchen in which to cook. but yeah many people don't really learn how to cook much here in america. it's just not a necessary skill anymore. i think it's fun and great, but i just don't have the setup to do it.
i'm moving into an apartment next year with a kitchen in which i will be cooking more.

>ketchup at all

No
Take it from a German
Currywurst + Pommes + Mayo is all you need.

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>currywurst
>looks like shit, but tastes good
Dragon Age Origins is the opposite. Pulls you in thinking it will be a spritual successor to the Infinity Engine games but it turns out it tastes like shit.

Typical science dork who thinks his fartsniffery is what makes the world go around while it is in fact the other way around.

I'm not against science, and knowing how to make mayonnaise doesn't make me as uninformed about your great truths as you want to believe, but there is a balance to be had. You're already way up in your ivory tower having not even finished your education and you do in fact seem a bit proud to be uninformed of the worldly. I'm pretty sure you will come to agree with me in time that there is more to this world than intellectual pursuits, and these, to you, offensively simple things might be just as valuable if not more so.

Also, locate the fucking shift key on your keyboard.

This user gets it allthough that Currywurst in the picture is pure garbage.

It really is a culture thing
I come from a country where family, having guests and offering food in general is important and we have a vast cuisine too.You'll at the very least end up watching or helping with the said cooking and generally be less scared of cooking when you move out

Was I the only one who thought Yea Forums was bein spammed by pictures of shit?

I'd still eat that thing though.

That was the last animu I ever enjoyed.

Baden-Württemberg?Has some cute villages but I can't for the life of me find the bigger cities impressive there.

Based and helapilled

That looks disgusting. Looks like one of those garbage pre made meals you buy for cheap at a supermarket.

what is the Jacks THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE You'll Ever Taste of video games?

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That looks like it's just been heated a bit. Both the pommes and the wurst are light as fuck.

>Pantifa infested shithole
>best anything