How will Square-Enix redesign this problematic character?
How will Square-Enix redesign this problematic character?
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Why don't you redesign your thread into a proper Yuffie thread instead of relying on shitty bait?
Seeing as she doesn't impact the plot in any way, they should probably just cut her from the game completely.
Whats a proper black name for Yuffie?
The obvious answer is to finish what they started and actually state that Yuffie is trans instead of merely implying it like they did originally.
age her up to 18 so people will draw more porn of her, change nothing else
nigga ninja
Uffeequa
probably just give her a black leotard or some shit under her normal clothes
yu'queeffa
Dirge of Cerberus Yuffie is trash. her pants arent even unbuttoned
How did she holding that shuriken without cut her finger?
you can literally hit someone with the hilt of a sword while holding the blade and not cut yourself, shit's weird
dlc
>lets add a random loli ninja character to our otherwise serious game
>otherwise serious game
t. never played FFVII
>serious
clouds random cowboy speak, getting raped at a gay sauna, the random enemies consisting of; giant houses, flying masks, demon bikers, skeleton headed pirate ships, and half-man half-axe hybrids, and cloud fucking crossdressing beg to differ
what the FUCK is that nigger doing
>clouds random cowboy speak
I don't remember this.
Cloud says "Let's mosey" one time
It's a line clearly added during localisation
Those aren't getting on the remake. We srs business now.
Giving her a pants
i want to redesign her tummy with my tongue
Making my dick rock hard, that's what.
2 of your other party members are Mr. T and a robot cat riding on a fat moogle
the part where cait sith gets a dramatic death scene and then another shows up 30 seconds later
the part there's an extremely slow QTE of Elena punching you and hitting it causes her to go flying down a hill and missing it causes her to knock Cloud the fuck out with the slowest, wimpiest punch imaginable while she stands there in disbelief that you managed to fuck it up
the part where you catch president shinra in the backroom of a discount slum brothel dressed like a king while two incredibly uncomfortable shinra managers watch
the part where you have a dolphin fling you up onto upper junon
the boss fight with palmer where his idle animation is a funny dance and he gets hit by a truck at the end
people who never played it only know the dark and serious parts but ff7 had a lot of stupid shit in it
I just started playing it for the first time recently. I thought it was a serious story about environmentalism but I reached golden saucer and now everything has gone batshit insane.
apparently in the closed demo there's a part where wedge, who is voiced by literally badger from breaking bad, tries to make small talk with cloud, cloud completely stonewalls him and then he just stands there going "...y-yeah, nice talking to you too", so we might be in for a nonzero level of dumb shit
god damn it i love this guy's art it's yummy
Wish I could redesign your retarded brain with my dick
>those great ass shots in Dirge of Cerberus
I like how everyone replying to you just kind of forgot about having a talking dog in your party.
I almost want to watch this as a movie but this voice acting is kinda bad
too busy giving it the sucky sucky
being superior
probably make her tranny like that previous thread said
Serious answer: button the shorts and explicitly state her age to be 18 in-game. I doubt much more than that.
like the adult you technically are
based tifa the tummy toucher
>infact, forget the serious game
more
Not in Part 1
no way they going to allow cid smoke cigarette
shaniqua
Not everything is fucking bait you dumb fuck.
He was being sarcastic, there's nothing wrong with Yuffie's design but it's inevitably she'll get nerfed somehow just like Tifa.
That's what the OP was aiming for.
It was a joke, not a bait. You fucking literal retard.
>OP asks a question
>you admit the question is legitimate because she will surely be changed
Doesn't sound like sarcasm to me
You should go outside and have some fun with your friends.
Not just once but multiple times. They'll say something to you, you might take offense to that when they're really just joking and messing around, but you won't say anything obviously cause you're a pansy.
After some time you'll see how people act and you'll enjoy people's company.
And only THEN you'll notice not everything is a fucking bait.
Go outside.
And do have sex.
I feel like you don't know what bait is.
>Those splotchy thighs
I think I threw up in my mouth a little
Youffie Naday, baby?
Nomura said back in 2015 he wanted to redesign the whole cast.
And the worst thing that can happen judging from the remake so far are buttoned trousers.
Fairly sure they are changing up the story to fit in Vincent and Yuffie.
I hope they will not over-asianize her like they did in the AC and DC.
They'd better fucking let him smoke, they got away with it in KH because that's a kid game, but Cid's gotta smoke.
Give her boobs
It's weird that 7 uses more realistically proportioned models for the battles. Even during the first games, when the field and battle sprites were differrent, both were still SD.
Make her 18, problem solved.
>serious
It literally plays on its own absurdity.
Unf. Everything always talks about Tifa and Aeris while Yuffie is the real qt. Tomboys are the best.
All I want to know is how they'll fuck up the Fort Condor minigame in the remake.
they won't have it.
As much as I want to disagree, you're probably right.
>loli
fucking retard
>fucking up one of the lamest minigames in FF7
removing it entirely would be a solid improvement
Stop being a faggot.
By putting her into a WMAF relationship with Vincent
Le-a. The dash don't be silent neither.
Of course it was bait. Just really shit bait.
>he says while finishing his sperg blog with bait
The only Yuffie that had unbuttoned shorts was FF7 Yuffie. All other official incarnations, KH, DoC, AC, had the shorts buttoned.
>serious game
>crash through roof with no spine damage to have a bed of flowers "break your fall"
>put magic orbs up anus to cast magic
>main characters include:
>blonde emo edgelord
>fullsized realdoll
>mister T with gun arm
>hippie slut
>talking puppy
>A furry
>A hot-topic aficionado who has a coffin bed instead of a car bed
>A slutty ninja just aching for those magic anal orbs
>A mad Strayan who wants to go into space
Being black would fit the fact that yuffie is a thief. But she still has her daddie so I don't know how that would work out.
FF7 always circumvented that issue. Look at Barret. A black man taking care of a kid that ain't even his.
He just left her with a random stranger and ran off. Sounds like a typical black man to me.
She looks like she fucks white guys with beast powers
lol nobody fucks vincent
Cid isn't australian.
...Is he?
I'm hopeful Vincent will finally get with his future wife Yuffie and make hapa babies in the epilogue.
All of his dialogue would make way more sense if he shows up with an Australian accent.
It really is genuine advice tho I suppose I could have left out the sex part
>Implying Lucrecia angst can be overcome
M8, be realistic.
I wonder how she's going to play. she better be able to move fast and do final fantasy type parkour like wall running.
she's like fucking 17. that's a year over the legal age.
what is wrong with you?
There is nothing to censor, her design will be the same but without the retarded arm thing she had
We don't sound like that.
Make it a trannie.
No, you don't. So chances are Cid won't be voiced by an australian if AC is something to go by.
>what is wrong with you?
american
I just want a side story addition where Cid realizes he's been abusing his scientist waifu and makes up with her in a touching but realistic way.
>our otherwise serious game
>Caith Sith
>but yuffie is an issue
>a ninja in a world clearly dominated by japanese kanji
>a loli
>16
I can keep going.
Yuffie is perfect. But they better keep the unbuttoned shorts or I swear to fuck.
That's a texan.
A very very texan guy.
She's 14. You belong in jail pedo.
I love Yuffie and I don't mind them buttoning those shorts. But I wouldn't mind them keeping them unbuttoned either.
As long as Yuffie acts like Yuffie and somewhat looks like her, I'm all for it.
She's 16 in FF7.
If Tifa is any indication, then Square-Enix will probably just give her a sports bra, button her shorts, throw in a pair of thigh highs, and call it a day. Yea Forums made a big fuss out of Tifa, but in reality Square-Enix has actually done a pretty good job of being faithful to the original designs.
>but in reality Square-Enix has actually done a pretty good job of being faithful to the original designs.
This and as stated, they wanted to make alterations and redesigns of the characters from the get go.
Fucking pedos. Always making excuses .
They're not going to. It would make no sense. Tifa got underarmour to tighten herself up for fighting. Yuffie will at least button her shit together, because I doubt Square is going to spend the time animating her shorts that would otherwise look stupid if they were glued to her as she does ninja shit.
It wasn't an excuse. I was correcting you.
Tifa redesign makes sense because she literally wore like 3 pieces of clothing, and being dressed like she's just some regular random woman doesn't make sense for how much she fights. Whereas Yuffie is already kind of geared up, the only changes I see them doing would involve her stupid schoolgirl socks/shoes.
You're gonna love the military parade.
More and more excuses. Stay away from my kids. Dirty fucking pedo.
and button her shorts. It's cute, but I have a hard time seeing them stay on when jumping.
I don't want your kids.
Did they redesign the Shinra president to look like Donald Trump?
>Donald Trump
Would be funny if they do.
Imagine if it releases and we get Cid screaming
>OI SHERA YA DUMB CUNT GET A COUPLA CUPPAS GOIN FOR THESE SICK CUNTS I JUST INVITED FOR TEA
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DON'T TOUCH HER POOF SOCKS
Weren't they already removed in Kingdom Hearts?
I don't remember. She has them in her other appearances where she wears her original outfit though.
Should stay exactly the same.
I'm in your camp but on the other hand honestly I wouldn't be upset about some spandex/spats/leggings.
I could take or leave the weird arm-brace thing.
>tombois in thighhighs
user don't excite me like this
Make her 18 instead of 16 please.
This, I wanna make 3D porn of her and not get vanned
>below 18 so shitty western """"""""""""""""""artists""""""""""""" won't touch her
holy shit fuckin based, those pieces of garbage can inflate aerith and tifa all they want
mentally retarded Americans.
I'm from Ireland actually
boot ye lads
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