Lots of people say you cant make money playing games but look at this watch I bought using solely money I made from...

get with the times gramps

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:o

I love how at first glance it looks like a hospital bed

It looks like an elbow grew toes.

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I paid $10 for this watch. yours doesn't even have all these buttons and shit

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A fairly normal looking hand for once. Phew I thought all Americans are fat.

Too bad it doesn't have a "lose virginity" button

Your watch is overdesigned garbage
I just need to see the fucking time.

Glad I wasn't alone. I still can't figure out what made me think it was initially.

Looking for a fake gold rolex. trying to sleaze up my wardrobe

You people need to lay off the yeast

It's really not. Rado watches are kind of expensive, retail you're talking between like $1,000 to $3,000. Obviously if you go used or grey market you can get much much better deals though.

she said "yes".

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>metal railing
>plastic something
>paper looks like a hospital sheet in the thumbnail
And of course, the "person" being a lardplanet.

GOBBO

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>Dabs

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this is the hand of a creature that steals babies in rural romania from women who don't leave offerings outside the hut

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Oh jesus, how can people even get to that point?

genuinely spooky

If I see someone wearing a watch of any kind nowadays, I instantly assume that they're a total fucking douche bag

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Those nails look infected on top of the horrifying obesity

like needing to do long division doesn't occur as often on a daily basis as needing to know the time

as opposed to what? someone who pays a monthly fee for a time piece?

why the fuck would you assume that?

literally foot hand

no but your mothers pussy did

Watches are a douche status symbol when everyone has a phone 2 seconds away in their pocket.

We don't all wear a mcdonald's uniform to work stan

ME BUU, MAJIN BUU!

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she said yes to the wedding cake

t. zoomer

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What the fuck is the point of wearing a watch? It takes me less then 4 seconds to check the time on my phone and put it back in my pocket, rather than having something strapped to my wrist at all times.
It's more of some gay kind of fashion statement nowadays rather than having any actual use.
Finally, someone with some sense

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your manager lets you wear what you want? cool

I hope you at least got her weight in gold from her father

How does she take the ring off? My dad can’t wear his wedding ring anymore because of really bad rheumatoid arthritis in his fingers, making them all deformed, but how on Earth does just being a fat fuck cause your fingers to get that deformed? Like there’s no health condition there besides being fat. How?

>Ugh, Paul Allen has a new fucking Rolex
>I can't let that faggot get the Pinkerton account. I'll double whatever he paid for that

Most women that buy into painting and styling their nails have horrifying nail health along with being useless with their hands.
I see them constantly complain about their nails getting torn off or even just falling off from slight taps then gluing another fake one on top of it.

The true patricians choice. Rugged, inexpensive and timeless in its style. It says "I have taste and class, but no need to flaunt it".

Grow the fur back and it's instantly a bear's claw.

kek that's immediately what i thought too

You bought a watch? HAHAHA! Look at this new switch I got with my money!

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stupid zoomers

This
I could understand using a smartwatch though

Because I can check the time when I'm riding my motorcycle

You retards know that your phones have clocks on them, right?

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>zoomers!
Scram you wanna be boomer, no-one gives a shit that you wear a knock-off rolex that your sister's black husband scammed you into buying.

Dios mio...la creatura

Jewlery is for fags. that includes expensive watches and just stupid and a waste of money. And everyone pretty much carries a smart phone with the time on it now anyway, no excuse for watches? And an expensive watch isn't getting you pussy, even if it did. Shallow

Take the ham glove off user.

>using a smartwatch

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>seething at the 10 grand strapped to my wrist
lmao. cope poorfag

>Gotta have my hands free for my motor-cycle!
Like I said, watches are for fucking douche bags

$7 well spent

I forgot to add that his gets exponentially worse for fat women as they have even worse circulation in their limbs than normal women.
I've seen gangrenous toes with painted nails half hanging off them before cutting shoes off swollen feet.

kek, you mad as fuck zoomer, go play fortnite to cool your head

Imagine getting punched by this meatball. It doesn't even hurt, but it does make this dull, wet slapping sound.

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An expensive watch isn't gonna make you any less repulsive

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Zoom zoom zoomie

what an absolute fucking retard you are, buddy

I thought the same thing too.

I bought one 9 years ago. Still on the original battery

noice

>having phones
are you gay?

the obese and skinny wristed should not be allowed to own watches

>How dare you criticize my jewelry, z-zoomer, go back to fortnite!

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Imagine the smell after a long ham fist fight.

if you want to sell shit to stupid people you attach the word smart to it: smartwatch, smartTV, smartphone,

That is considered a health condition no matter what the hamplanets like to tell you.

Insane coping. Post your gay watches so the rest of us can have a laugh.

I bought a neat looking 20 dollar Russian watch I never wear just to start a collection of crap

The person who sent it to me was named Dmitri and also sent along a nice little plastic emblem. What a nice guy.

COPE

it does get you gold digger pussy though

I used to think that having a watch for its intended purpose was completely redundant but it's actually not that bad, if you stuff shit in your pockets like I do or work at a place where your manager will kill you for pulling out your phone having a watch can be pretty useful.

What's even the point of a smart watch?

It doesn't do anything that my phone already does besides look kind of trendy, but I bet it doesn't even have very tough glass so it would get covered in scratches on the first day.

Yeah because life is 100% about utilitarian function and efficiency. That's why I wear my gray jumpsuit to the labor camps every morning

Oh yeah agreed there, it’s why I said BESIDES being fat. I just don’t understand how you can get that fat. I’m not perfectly healthy myself but holy shit.

true

I use my phone to fetch crummy pokemon creatures, not watch crummy time

he ripped you off

not as gay as the nigga wearing jewelry lmao

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>analog
>no numbers
>only has markers for the 3 hour increments
That is such a shitty watch.

That's something that can be easily done without wasting money on some faggot-ass watch
Life isn't about queer ass fashion statements either

How many goblins are in this thread right now

>women's watch

How does it feel knowing -LITERALLY- everyone will be wearing smart watches soon?

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No he didn't, it ticks and looks neat. It was twenty dollars so I didn't expect it to be made out of gold you retard.

true, but there are watches that aren't jewerly, like cassio ones

Idk about goblins but for a board that supposedly hates jews, there sure is a lot of faggots advocating jewery here.

I thought only niggers and boomers gave a fuck about watches

I don't wear a watch since end of primary/start of middle school. I just can't understand this level of gay assumptions and prejudice because of someone wearing a stupid watch.
Maybe they got used to it? Maybe it is easier for them? Maybe they like it? Or perhaps they are not glued to their phones or just don't like them etc?
Yeah, sure maybe some of them only does to show how cool they are, and?
What kind of fucking faggots are you?

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>gray
okay there Liberace, we'll waste some worker's time at the jumpsuit factory dyeing a uniform especially for you while the rest of the collective happily wears their naturally taupe cotton jumpers.

>Life isn't about queer ass fashion statements either
give your wife to be a ring pop as an engagement ring zoomer boy and see what the fuck happens

it's a family heirloom fuck you

Steve Jobs? How did you escape hell?

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What I spend my stolen horde of adventurers' gold on is none of your business

I don't get how people can stand having shit like watches and rings around their fingers and wrists.
I just don't like shit getting in the way of my main means in interacting with the world and getting caught on shit.

>Or perhaps they are not glued to their phones
So checking the time on your phone is now being "glued" to it? Go take your reaching and give some watch wearing fag a handy

>It's more of some gay kind of fashion statement nowadays rather than having any actual use.
Congratulations, you've figured it out.
Now can you figure out why people wear hats?

Shut up, retard.

>not even the illuminator variant
have fun reading your watch with a dim as fuck light

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There is something seriously wrong if your hand looks like something from a monster movie.

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>he can't tell time on a blank watch face.

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>goatse.jpg

>Engagement ring is the same as wearing a watch
And yet you call me the zoomer?

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Sorry. I focused on the "just being fat" part more.

>Only 2 gender options
T R I G G E R E D

zoomers ITT are just buttmad because they didn't grew up with one of these bad boys

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What kind of a watch would you recommend for this hairy hand?

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...

i wear a watch at work because checking my phone could get me fired, or worse

>fish phone out of stuffed pocket
>triangulate the trajectory of the sun for minimal sunlight hitting phone screen
>power saving mode enabled because of botnet retrying to connect to google HQ that checks for racist content on phone
>search for shaded oasis in concrete jungle
>at last, i can check the time
>some homeless dude rushes me and nabs my phone, jumps into traffic and disappears
Vs
>raise wrist
>oh would you look at the time
Nigger poorfags need not apply for real convenience, i bet you gayfags watch videos on your shitty palm screens too rather than on something that deserves being called a display.

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My boipussy ;)

>Now can you figure out why people wear hats?
You tell me, bald ass bitch

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I had the angry one. my best friend stole it and gave it to his diabetic girlfriend so I choked him in front of his entire family

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Psh, nice watches fags

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Awwwww wittle baby got his feewings hurt because people online were mean to him.

In a few years you'll understand watches.

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>he can tell time by the shadows of trees or the positions of the stars

I remember around five years ago when my friend and I made fun of his cousin for showing up to school wearing a digital watch. He never wore it ever again

Wearing a watch can also get your hand ripped off in certain industrial jobs.
Maybe try not being compulsive and go 5 seconds without having to peak at the time.

You have no point diopshit. You're the one that can't comprehend aesthetics beyond pure purpose defined reasons

truth hurts, doesn't it fruitcake, who payed a jew amount of money for a basic function.

wowzie! did I just hurt your little feelings? but I just followed the same logic as you and made a little negative assumption :)
by "glued to" I meant those fags who can barely put their phone down and just tap around on their shitty phone non-stop when there is nothing to do

Oh my!

deserved
you don't use that shit outside of the gym or other sport related shit

What a queer ass response, as expected from a watch fag

The absolute poorfag cope itt

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only poorfags dont wear watches.

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>walk up to stranger
>demand he tell you the time
>don't have to look at a watch or a phone

The true Chad is me