Anyone here still play Artifact?
Artifact Thread
Is everything surrounding Twitch and its culture fucking cancer?
No idea user
What deck code?
That was a funny time. I watched Pulp Fiction and American Psycho in their entirety with Twitch chat that morning
AYA YO
monkaS
bros I streamed gachi, how fucked am I?
>restitution and damages
>for a couple of spamming bots
That's not even a drop in the bucket for this platform.
Fuck those letigious weasels.
ITS A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY!
This was the most fun I've ever had with Artifact.
read the fucking article, they have no clue who they are suing: "Jane and John Does 1-100"
CHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
Yikes, glad I didn't stream
Unironically it's to send a message. Sue one especially prolific spammer into the ground and others will be less willing to try.
Except that they won't be able to track the guy down, the suit will go nowhere without a proper defendant, and it'll be a big waste of time for all involved.
what the fuck is happening here
>tried to stream as much GuP as I could
>stream got ruined by twitchbabbies
Fucking emotespammers
>okay stop crying
>st- stop... stop crying
My fucking sides
wait a moment americlap law allows you to sue nonexistent people? how do they know the "john and jane does 1-100" guy is even inside american jurdistriction?
IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGAPHY
CHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY
THE KIND OF SHIT THAT'S ON YOUR TV
>sued
>for playing a video of people having sex or getting hurt on their platform
what kind of kike shit is this?
HAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ROASTIE IN THE BACK WITH THAT LOOK OF HATRED ON HER FACE
its like she hates that chick and is trying to look down on her just for being hotter
jesus fucking christ fucking women
You guys are really trying to kill the game, huh
I want you to remember this post while you're trying to fall asleep 15 years from now
I'm sure somebody fucked up and didnt use a throwaway email, or a VPN, or created their throwaway email while not on a VPN, or was logged into Facebook, or maybe the VPN just keeps logs.
Fortune.org talks a big game I dont believe anyone on Yea Forums is that dedicated for Artifact trolling.
Mod having a meltdown because he was demodded by the streamer because he was bugging him every two minutes
Think of the advertising revenue, goyim
They were streaming naked dudes wrestling.
Replace twitch with runescape, and yeah, you're right.
It's a platform of literal children who are being scammed out of their allowance by adults. Of course it's going to be cancer.
As trash as Youtube is, you don't generally see people begging for money. All they do is play ads on their videos that anyone with half a braincell can get past. Twitch, on the other hand, is a platform all about monetizing your underage audience. I can't imagine being enough of a zoom-zoom to pay 5 bucks to flash a "funny" comment on a screen for 2 seconds, but this is a common occurrence on the site.
>digital service
>pay for damages
They don't. Its just a scare tactic to stop others. They wont find out shit.
Hard to fall asleep while your laughing
Sounds faked.
so do i
HandsUp We must endure the spanking.
People like this are mentally ill. I almost forgot about this clip. How do people like this function in the real world?
THE KIND OF SHIT THAT'S ON THE TV
God tier hips jesus fuck
He sounds like a kid in his teens, or at least that's the impression I got. Hopefully he'll snap out of it and realize what a dipshit he was when he's older, but who knows.
if trolling on artifact is liable to be sued can we sue dota 2 trolling
youtube.com
Fuck Twitch, if there was a reasonable alternative I'd never visit that SJW infested shithole.
Nightmare future is getting unironically sued for thousands for posting a capital N.
I'm not sure they do function. Truly.
does this mean MK is banned on twitch
You might be right. The only time I have seen people get this emotional, is over heart break. That's somewhat understandable... but crying to a streamer? That is some next level low in your life
In some places like California they're required to list the parties even if they don't know who exactly they are. Once found through discovery they'll go back and amend the complaint.
Reminder that Valve is going to give digital goodies to artifact supporters in their new auto-chess game
Based Tenchu poster.
(X) doubt
There was Twitch staff in chat watching these streams for hours together with normal users.
What a fucking lunatic...
Did this game have that 1 million dollar tournament they promised yet?
Good thing the roastie is hotter
sick tune fellow non teen.
I stopped caring when they changed this card.
Can't kill what's already dead.
Damn, I didnt know Raimi was working at valve
predictable
It's simply true.
>Unironically it's to send a message.
And that message is "don't have fun on our platform"
What a bunch of stuck up assholes
Youtube does the same thing with super chats.
game is dead get over it already
It would be so fucking funny if Valve said “fuck it, here’s the tournament. October 18th, one million dollars. Fuck you.”
I would respect valve so much for that. Plus it would get the entire world interested in artifact again, at least until they re-realized what a shit game it is
>stop crying
It's fake... r-right?
This
fascinating. 'you weren't answering my messages!'
Didn't they stream ISIS execution and porn videos on the section of Artifact a while ago?
>i'm not going to unban you
>immediately bursts into tears
what the fuck?
i've seen 2 instances of the just chatting section having someone streaming porn/camgirl shit in the last month, i didn't know about any of that isis one though
>gays arguing with each other
who cares man. I had some faggot try do the exact same shit to me. Moderators being giant faggots is as old as the internet itself, it attracts mentally unstable lunatics.
the best doujin
>As trash as Youtube is, you don't generally see people begging for money.
YT is literally the exact same shit minus the live chat and live donos
>how do they know the "john and jane does 1-100" guy is even inside american jurdistriction?
when has that ever stopped americans
t. never watched a yt livestream
>sued anonymous people
>twitch is anti-porn
That hilariously hypocritical given that their site is a literal porn site that's guilty of exposing 10 year old boys to nekkid booby streamers.
What show is this? I've been looking for something wholesome to watch for a change
It's art you barbarian
They don't.
so were people just spamming whatever they wanted in Artifact cause theres nobody watching it? i missed the whole thing.
if by wholesome you mean mother kicks daughter out of their home until she wins tank tournament then yes
The noble art of THOTTERY
>Hey, did you see my patreon?
>And if you like my t-shirt, you can buy my merch
Its exactly the same.
Only in a bitter flavour
OH shit, this is Girls Un Panzer or something? Never gave it a chance, worth a shot?
Not him but that sounds gay as fuck and twitch-lite
I haven't seen the show. I read it and I don't get it. Is she mentally ill or did that shit happen
>Put on pasties
>Suddenly allowed
I don't get Twitch at all.
You can do the same in Germany. You sue against "unknown" with the police then trying to find out who this unknown person is.
So is BLACKED.
Yes.
There is nothing that neither can nor will stop us from doing anything.
Yes.
Streaming porn isn't illegal. How would they successfully sue you?
muh ToS and overbloated and unlawful digital contract
pretty much
I watched 60% of New Kids Turbo because some guy was streaming it in the artifact section and it took twitch mods an hour to take it down
>twitch mods
They need to hire more people or add some algorithm that filters out irrelevant content.
funny considering you can go into the IRL channel and find about 10 Russian streamers with 100s of viewers all streaming some of the latest movies
Sure, it's a comfy mix of cute girls doing ridiculous tank things
Youtube actually reveals how many donors are grown adults. Because a shit ton of people are signed into youtube with their real names, or a photo of themselves. You can easily distinguish them adults. And they are loose with their money. I'm sure it's similar on twitch.
Yeah but Twitch isn't going to sue on behalf of some other company.
You put more energy into hating that plain woman, than she did hating the hot woman. All she did was glare. You typed out that post and solved a captcha.
but twitch can be sued because of that
MUH GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO STREAM CHILD PORN AND BEHEADING VIDEOS
Twitch is owned by Amazon.
Amazon is owned by Jews
Is the irony completely lost on them. They are hosting a huge business of e-prostitution. Why not address that?
Shouldn't twitch be sued instead because they gave up moderating their service?
So the wild west of streaming is over? Was a good run.
>Artifact
Words cannot express the anger I feel about this fucking game. The fact they took one of the best FPS engines to exist, and dedicated it's successor to a fucking card game alone is worthy of hate. To then, on top of that, have the fucking NERVE to have the monetization system it did jesus fucking christ Valve.
I don't give a fuck about the Epic vs Valve fiasco either, because Epic and China in general can go fuck itself. I just wish a company like GoG could prove to be genuine competition so Valve would get off their fuckin ass.
>"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!"
holy shit my lungs
So how's Underlords?
Open beta doesn't start for a few days, but hopefully it's just a more polished version of the mod. The only thing that hurt the mod was the amount of bugs the chinks ignored in favor of inbalancing the game.
What's it called? I legit could not find the sauce, don't even know the tags
Jews are owned by aliens.
Is she suppose to be JoJo posting?
Nobody anywhere plays Artifact.