PC gaming

>PC gaming

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The only PC you need is a PC Engine

>VR game of my everyday life
Why?

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I was waiting for him to spray the crowd

How do you guys do it? Seems like a pain in the ass to me

I know right? and they don't even code in the good parts of such a shitty job no matter how fleeting they may be like getting head from the sixteen year old co-worker for buying her and her friends alcohol

>bitcoin holder investor has to work at mcdonlands meme

Why would you buy your co worker booze? She can just go to the bar herself and get some, is a blowjob worth the $10 for the beer?

Better than NPC gaming

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But seriously, why McDonald's? $14 an hour to serve retards? Just so night shift security, you walk around an empty building that's locked down and get paid more

This. Somebody post those ones where the guy creeps on the girls. You know what I'm talking about.

I understand lacking options, but there's a lot of shithole jobs out there on the same level as McDicks (or fast food in general) and nearly all of them sound preferable to me. Why would you choose McDicks over all the other shithole jobs that nobody wants?

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Many states have ID laws where any alcohol retailer has to ask for an ID from every single customer no matter how old they are.

Yeah, and? We have the exact same laws in Canada, just tell them you forgot your ID but you promise you're 19. I always got smokes and beer when I was in high school. Mind you that was 15 years ago but whatever

Wait what the fuck, alcohol retailers?
So families don't go to pubs there? Where do you go for chicken wings then?

Telling fags who didn't have IDs to fuck off was the absolute highlight of my time working at a smoke shop.

Doesn't work anymore. Trust me. If you say you don't have ID, they outright deny you service. I shaved my beard a few weeks back, and got carded at a bar. I was only going in for Wings. They told me they couldn't serve me because I looked underage. I'm 31.

It’s always the 80s in Canada.

You sound real cool bud
That's a lie, I go to the pub all the time and I don't always get a drink sometimes I just wanna eat some fried sea food they don't ID you at the door, I've literally never seen that happen except on an episode of undergrads.
I wish

Not him but have you guys ever applied for jobs outside of a big city in America? It can actually be tough. Shit like mc donalds and walmart are the most accessible jobs for people who weren't pampered through life this generation. It's the sad truth

I've never even applied for a job in America

>Just so night shift security, you walk around an empty building that's locked down and get paid more
You serious m8? Do they hire any old weakling pimple faced unthreatening piece of human waste for security in your country? In the real world not only do you need qualifications (admittedly not that big a deal for the security field) but you have to look like you wouldn't cower in fear before an intruder. I think that you are perhaps an absolute idiot but maybe you do just live in a weird place so have some benefit of the doubt.

You have to do a week course to get your licence and get a CPR certification, it's not hard mostly old people or college students do security. And there's a LOT of women security now
Plus I don't think anyone in my company can do a single push-ups besides me

And no we don't carry guns, batons, spray, hand cuffs whatever it's illegal unless you're licensed but it's still extremely rare. Only the transit security carry handcuffs from what I've seen.
Security is the chilliest job you can have, you literally do nothing, just make sure everyone has their wrist band to get into the event that's it any retard can do that

Arbecht Mein Frei

Seems pretty different from my neck of the woods. I breifly considered security but the descriptions made me think I'm not fit enough and I say that as someone who works out regually. In addition I've never seen a security guard or bouncer in real life who ain't tough looking, Me, I have big muscles and I'm a consistant winner in arm wrestling but I'm a big softy who avoids conflict and I think it shows. I seriously doubt someone like me could get into security in a place with standards.

only place that would hire me, minimum wage ever since 2010. only thing that changes is me quitting i can find a warehouse job that pays over twice my regular pay, quitting, and nope back to the same restaurant yet again just at a different location because the bills need to get paid and i need to get laid

I'm Canadian not a European we don't have terrorist attacks here so we don't need serious security it's only for insurance reasons

pubs? we dont have those where i live, maybe the big cities have them. why the hell would you bring a kid to a place where everyone else is getting drunk, leave the kid at home

>food service worker
I'm sorry bro.
On my next paid lunch, I'll poor out a bottle just for you. I bought it with my untaxed bonus during my paid week vacation. I gotta cut back anyway. My company-coverage doctor says it's bad for my health. Almost ran out of carryover paid sick-time.
Cheers, mate.

Lowest tier jobs are usually available just about anywhere, being a literal janny is better

There are plenty of places to get chicken wings, most of them do serve alcohol. Most restaurants also serve alcohol. People do go to pubs. As far as going to a bar just to drink and get really drunk, it isn't really a family affair here. Most people are doing it to socialize with other drunk adults and kids are not welcome at all, they should be asleep.
There's also the fact that drinking at the bar costs at least 60% more than simply buying the beer or liquor yourself and drinking it in the safety of your own home.

Kids have been lying for so long they pretty much have to assume everyone is lying about their age, now.
if you are a 16 year old in high school and working part time, it is way easier and much more cost effective to give an older person the money to purchase the booze for you. Either you throw in a couple extra bucks for them or some other favor, like user getting head from the girl. It's illegal but also very profitable to do this for them because you can buy cheap ass shit and pocket the rest of the booze money.

It depends where you apply really. I work at a big sports arena and the company needs 100+ security guards to work the entrances, patrol the stands etc. These are like 75% women.
But they also hire guys to guard the actual important areas like the entrances to the locker rooms, who are paid more and have much higher physical requirements (aka being big as fuck)

I hope you like shmups, motherfucker.

Where the Hell are you from? Even small towns with a 100 thousand people have pubs in my province.
People aren't just getting drunk, families go for lunch because it's better than shitty McDonald's or something, people go for lunch meetings during work. I remember when I was a kid the one we went to gave us crayons and pages to colour in, their chicken fingers were the bomb.

Yeah whatever faggot
Go lie somewhere else
I can be sitting in Harvey's having a chicken sandwich and I'll see families eating lunch in the patio across the street from me.
Pubs aren't for adults only dumb cunt
Maybe in Europe I don't know but not here
They're called shoot em ups zoomer

no, working at Deliveroo or something like that is still worse.

>tfw when descending into the virtual reality dojo to spend a brief couple minutes experiencing the life of a wagie
It's a truely delightful experience, but not one I could ever stomach for more than 10 minutes at a time. However do wagies manage to find the time to improve themselves when they have to engage in these sorts of tasks for upwards of 8 hours a day? It boggles the mind!

>grew up as a white kid in the hood
>parents did meth and I was basically raised by random meth heads who fucked my mom for cash
>was in and out of school 24/7 because parents couldn't afford it
>weeks where we didnt have power, water, or gas at all
>grew up and did poorly in school
>literally got a fucking 5 on the ACT
>almost flunked out of high school and BARELY got my diploma with a C- in my classes
>Managed to get a grant to go to college
>Got a job as a carpenter at a construction company
>Spent 10 years working my way up
>Now I make 6 figures, living in a nice home and both my parents are cleaned up

Don't say, "I dont have options" thats literal quitter speak, you have options, you just don't want to take them to improve yourself and your life. Stop being a faggot and trying to make others sympathize for your lazy-ness.

I'm talking about bars in general, not "pubs"
you are just reading the parts of my explanation you want to and ignoring the rest
It may be hard to wrap your head around but in the states there are plenty of bars that aren't considered pubs. People don't go there during the day unless they are alcoholics.
They are going to let teenagers buy some tendies or a burger at any pub or equivalent restaurant like a bar&grill, but they aren't going to be able to order any alcohol.

congrats to the raptors, btw

Yeah I don't care about foreigners or how foreigners do things I automatically assume everyone is from the same country as me

what game is this? seems based

Former warehouse worker here, Amazon actually.

The grass is not greener here. Go into security.

that's a cute little fuzzy guy

>Got a job as a carpenter at a construction company
>Spent 10 years working my way up
That sounds like an option that not everyone has, Congratulations on your health and luck at finding employment with no credentials. Any low-skill job in my area has a horde of illegals trying to get into it who are willing to work under the table for below minimum wage. Retailers will not hire you if you can't speak Spanish and English. I live in the North Eastern corner of the US, not on the border.

Just have someone find a job for you, I never did an interview in my life I just met my grandpas friend for lunch and the next day I came into work as the night shift manager at his company

>just get nepotism
>it's easy

things aren't that easy, a lot of people aren't that strong, in a life style like that it's pretty normal to end up a junky or a drug seller for a quick cash and if your mother let a lot of scumbag come home, there's a high posibilities of something bad happening to you fucking you on the inside. you got lucky, but won't deny you can only go up if you try and fight.

This
UPS here, Go to Security

I don't know what a nepotism is I dropped out of high school

Yikes man are you angry at everything

You need training to work in sewers.

Sounds like you just got lucky as fuck, get fucked.

Fuck these low effort pretend work simulators relying on VR gimmicks. The king is 6 years old and still unchallenged.

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You're embarrassing and only wanted to show off. Fuck off faggot.

Be glad you weren't born white, then. There would've been no grant, and no lucky hire onto a construction site. And things couldn't have been that bad if you were in good enough shape to work construction, sounds like you didn't go hungry.

He's right though. Applying to publicly listed jobs is for chumps. Employers know this and consequentially only chump bait jobs are publicly listed.

go back

How, as someone with no connections, do you end up getting them then?

Nepotism isn't something to ever be flaunted around.

1. I'm sure you have more connections than you realise even if you might not be outright connected.
2. Look behind the surface, talk directly to businesses.
3. That's all there is to it.

Just how the world works, bucko. You don't have to like it and I'm not saying I do but it cannot be helped.

>open thread for funny webbums
>get autistic faggots arguing instead
Stop doing this.

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>talk directly to businesses
What is this, some kind of "go into a store and meet the manager" boomer shit?

>open thread to argue with autistic faggots
>get frogposter instead

Stop being a frognigger

I probably wouldn't show up unannounced like a weirdo (maybe though, the point is that you need to figure out these things and some employers might like that). You simply need to do everything you can to prevent ending the nth resume in a pile unless you are extremely confident in your credentials (and even then). But again, the best possible thing is to get in touch through someone. People are simple and cannot resist endorsements, no matter how small. And you'd be surprised how much people love handing out favours.

just looking at this is making me uncomfortable, I'm so fucking glad I'm done with food service, I know that there's way more soul crushing jobs out there but fuck it anyway

stfu leaf boomer

Probably the highlight before you got fired for turning away business. Ther customer is always right you braindead dipshit.

>Just walk into a restaurant and wait a table
>take someones order
>clean up the table
>You'll be hired in no time!
Meanwhile, in reality, you'd be escorted off the premises.

Literally no one is saying anything of the sorts, sweetie. If you want to convince yourself that it's impossible to improve your lot in life then go ahead but don't blame anyone but yourself when you end up at McDonald's.

No one that owns those sorts of shops wants their license taken away. You'll last real long as an employee when firing you to make an example is the only way they'll be able to continue operating.

I want to hear this boomer speak some more and give advice

You can't get hired at McDonalds around here unless you're in highschool or willing to work for less than minimum wage. They assume something is wrong with applicants that aren't teenagers so they just don't hire them. They can afford to do this, because they have 100+ applicants at any given point in time anyway.

That and I don't speak Spanish. Can't work customer service if you only speak English 'round these parts.

>just jumps over the counter and dips
Based.

>grew up as a white kid
Stopped reading. Already have an advantage from the get go.

Shut the fuck up browno.

if it makes you feel any better, mcjobs are infinitely more desirable/harder to get than the 2019 mcjob equivalent (call centre/sales)

Read on, he got a grant for college. He missed out on some quotation marks.

>security
>all agency work
>giant scam filled with jumped up wannabe coppers

>get extremely lucky
>wow ur such a quitter
by math alone not everyone can be a winner you spastic

>Ther customer is always right you braindead dipshit.
You know that's just a general platitude for having good customer service right?

Are call service/tech support really that bad?

It aint that bad
t. cust service dude

>Be glad you weren't born white, then.
>the state of user's reading comprehension

same in UK. Mcdonalds is a pipe dream for working class folk without a trade. For everyone else it's call centre work, sales or whatever the flavour of the month legal scam is. Even with experience it's near impossible to hit retail work anymore. It's all gone tits up because staff turnover has went crazy, they'd rather hire 18 year old becky's or 40+ back to work ex professionals.

Protip: any place that sells stuff that required ID would much rather turn away a couple people than get raided by the police and thrown in jail.

>americans work at mcdonalds all day, then they go home and play virtual mcdonalds

I just tried my friend's Vive with a bunch of games I pirated. Had a great time. I look forward to VR advancing. I hope GGN has a freeleech so I can just pirate everything they have.

So the rich know what it's like to be a poorfag wageslave

>be born white
>excel in nothing
>be a demonstrably bad student
>still get a scholarship
That doesn't happen

>buildings with darkened windows so you can't see sunlight
>high pressure to get sales
>get (rightfully) abused by people on a phone for hours a day
>dickhead trigger happy middle management who can fire and replace you within the day
>turnover so high it would make a prostitute blush
>jobs so shit they won't even describe the position and use scummy tactics to hire you
my resilient gf did it and she warned me not to do it. I dream of a minimum wage retail or hard labour job user, fuck i'd happily clean shit up over call centres, but you need a fucking licence for that.

That's what the fuck Shmups means you fucking falseflagging retard

>Leafs are retarded syrup drinking retards
news at 11

>Little faggot shows up trying to get the ol' alchy
>doesn't have his ID but swears he's not underage
>tell him fuck off
>get fired for doing your job
What shitty fucking 3rd world country do you live in limp dick

Just re-read your post and realized you were referring to sales shit
Yeah, that sucks
I just take calls about people not recieving their shit and i just send them over again

I actually played this like two years ago on PS4 with my children. But you don't care about that.

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lol you're such a shit skit licking nigger

Fuck off trannies

>reeee

>the one in the tree
>the one where he boxes her tits
I fucking love these man

I didn't know VR was targeting the black demographic.

fake and gay

I think you have a very wrong idea what security does. You're not supposed to throw your body to protect anything. You're supposed to be there and call the cops if necessary.

Because you're German

The American Dream™

How much can you get away with by being legal retard?

#rude

This shit only worked in the 90s and early 00s.
>be 14
>go to the mall and get vodka (18+ in my country)
>cashier asks how old I am
>"17, is there a problem?"
>"nah fuck it dude it's fine"
But then the media made a mass panic about it and cashiers got way more careful.