Mom found out the h-games folder

>mom found out the h-games folder

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Honestly I would rather my mom look through my Rance collection than my reaction image collection

>Sister found the incest doujin folder

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>Son, please, have sex

Share your favorite ones fren

>not having cool parents who will just shrug and say "yeah, guess that's what he's into" and let you have your privacy

Funny parentlet

>sister found the incest fanfic folder
>gave me creative writing tips

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I have never had porn saved onto my computer in any capacity

I just have my h-games installed straight on my D drive

>Not saving multiple terabytes of porn ahead of the inevitable crash

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>dog found my isabelle folder
She won't look at me anymore

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>still living at home

you only have yourself to blame

>what are temp files

>brother found the pokedex

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>still lives with his parents
underage, poor or turbo-virgin?

>sister playing your hentai game because the icon looks cute

>girlfriend finds your cute and funny folder

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I used to do that but I don't torrent and finding good file hosts with the shit I like is really goddamn hard. Used to be you could get stolen Rapidgator accounts but they shut that shit down.

Why do whites make this face?

>tfw back when I was like 15 my mom caught me about to wack off to some porn because I forgot to lock my door
>shes a hardcore christian and she started legit fucking screaming at me and then went around and screamed at my siblings that I was upstairs watching porn
>also I think she might have an actual mental condition because she also started hitting herself really hard as she was screaming about how what I was doing was disgusting
I don't think I'll ever fully recover from that day. Shes perfectly normal the majority of the time but when she gets mad she goes fucking insane.

>letting girlfriend on your computer

Is this a thing? I don't have one but is this a thing? Like I don't want anyone on my computer, and I don't even save stuff to it. I'm just a very private person.

>I found my bro's porn folder
>it's all normie shit

I'm really just glad he's not messed up like me.

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maybe she never knew that guys whack off before she stopped you

He's hiding it well Using normie stuff as a distraction

Smack my ass with that crOSS MOMMMMMYY

>having a girlfriend

>friend found your monster girl folder

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Mom found out (Yes she did)
Mom found out (Now she knows)
Mom found out
Mom found out, that her NEET son plays the H-games
Mom found out (yes she did)
Mom found out (he couldn't keep it hid)
Mom found out
Now she knows her NEET son plays the H-games
Think about 'em everyday
Dream about 'em every night
Gets up early in the mornin'
See the titties bounce up&down just right
Mom found out (yes she knows)
Mom found out (bless his soul)
Mom found out
Now she knows her NEET son plays the H-games
Mom found out (yes she knows)
Mom found out (bless his soul)
Mom found out
Now she knows her NEET son plays the H-games
Mom found out (yes oh yes)
Mom found out (mom found out)
Mom found out
Now mom knows, that her NEET son plays the H-games
He's at the website everyday
Downloading by the bunch
He looked at all the screencaps
That's why he gets her hunch
Mom found out (yes she knows)
Mom found out (bless his soul)
Mom found out
Now she knows, her NEET son plays the H-games

Yes it's a thing, specially if you're the only one with a computer in the house.
People would ask you to 'use it for a minute' to send email or other stuff they can't do on their phones.

>little cousin found the homework folder

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We can't do that every day mom, I have homework to do

When society inevitably crumbles, and the internet is gone, porn is gonna become a valuable resource.
The question remains, should we invest in normal porn, to trade with everyman, of in more obscure stuff, that's gonna have fewer, but more willing to pay a fortune, buyers.
Just imagine how expensive gfur will be

>sister found the self-authored submissive slutty infatuated imouto fapfics

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My mom divorced my Dad over him using porn to get off when she was busy.
Women fucking hate porn unless they're the ones using it.

Yeah, but it's pretty easy to keep shit in places where it shouldn't be found.

>what is menopause?

>roommates found the /gif/ folder

true story

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>the monster under my bed found my Monster Musume folder
Bros she’s looking at me weird what do I do

Joking aside, it's good to have everything you need already saved.
I've experienced half a year without internet, and at that time I regretted not saving porn.

You don't have to watch it everyday, it's always for when you need it.

Invest in normal porn. gfur will be highly valuable in the beginning but will die off because obscure fetishes will lose fanbase in hard times. Normal porn is like the gold standard, and will be valuable for all eternity.

Depends on her race

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>car found your monster truck folder

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Was it bad?
What was in your /gif/ folder?

>Be teenager over a decade ago
>download tons of vintage FFVII porn off limewire
>Always neurotic over being found out even though no one checks, so I'd always delete it all and then download it again
>One time older brother decides to see if I have been watching porn so he can tell our mom
>found nothing except a single tame playboy pic I got from a friend off MSN

Never hurts to be extra careful.

I don’t know it’s just some eyes under my bed

invest in hard drive and download all the porn NOW you can conquer the world

Your older brother is a faggot. Tell him i said that.

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>step
I fucking hate this shit

>live alone
>leave my computer running
a blessing and a curse

>keep porn and other nsfw pics out in the open on the desktop
>even my wallpaper changes between porn and other lewd pics
>noone ever found out because i passworded my pc and everyone in the house has their own laptop

>nbr
PLEBIAN

>my h-games folder is literally called "yourSonCallsMeMommyToo"
I'm not sure what's worse, her continuing to think I'm probably a fag, or that I want to be dommed by tall nee-sans, or both

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ho!

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same shit i sometimes forget or have people just show up and i think to myself, "oh shit" but then i'm also like, "fuck it, whatever". people kind of expect computers to be filled with porn these days.

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>roommate found out the shota-incest folder

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>dad finds my lol folder
He leveled me something fierce then burned my computer in the back yard

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are you hyped for this one?

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>find brother's porn stash
>it's gay porn
>fast forward 5 or so years
>mom starts pestering him about getting a girlfriend
>I just see him stand there in dead silence

>mom found out your steam library

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God, I'd just buy her a laptop or something, or another computer if she wants one. I don't give a shit what she does on it honestly.

Same.

>younger sister caught me jerking off when I was 15
>i didn't see her at first, probably was jerking it for 10 minutes with her watching
>parents werent home and she hadn't got home from school yet initially
>mfw boxers and pants completely down in my bed

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>find my sisters clown folder

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My mom found my porn folder before as a kid but not as bad as my dad catching me fapping

Isn't this just a total rip off of la mulana with the rare porn scene every boss fight?

Panic.wav

Well if you are anyting like me thats not fucking hard

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>mom found the 500 word essay due in 3 months

>Find little sister's porn folder
>It's all Undertale characters getting fucked by Sans

>find the BLACKED folder on your gfs computer

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and that's a good thing!

this looks cute, but also gay

Kind of uninspired don't you think?

>he then proceeds to shave all pubic hair and pretend to be a little shota

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How did you find out was she just staring at you the whole time?

>ho ho ho, mom said it was my turn to play on the PC!

>mom found my loss folder
Fuck bros, what do I do?

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>son found the /ss/ mommydom incest folder

Santa?

>only working shower in our house is in my room
>mom comes in
>jack off to the sounds of her taking a shower
She's such a qt, I love her. I named the mom in summertime saga after her.

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I recognize that one.

>Was it bad?
To a normalfag, yes.

>What was in your /gif/ folder?
Weird shit from ylyl/gore/rekt threads. Like Brazilian noodle arms, toilet brush dildo, Ms. Pacman, autolathe accidents, etc.

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Honk honk user

I've been hanging out in /wg/ for the past couple months. Those guys freak right the fuck out when somebody posts a porn thread. It's not even a blue board. Like check this shit:

>daughter found the cheese pizza folder

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actually, the game is a self proclamed clone of Maze of Galious.

>sister tells mom about cunny kisses
>get yelled at and banned from the house
>sister starts begging for cunny kisses again

What was her endgame?

>college life
>bring desktop
>one day, warden wants to do spot check
>they check the desktop
>stop after 2 minutes because folders too cluttering to browse and have nonsense name on it
I guess being non-organize person can help too

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>girlfriend

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Would you say they're getting BONED?

no, BIG sis, who just happen to be a dragon too.

>dad saw my anime figures
>asked if I was gay afterwards

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>warden
Why would they need to know what's on your PC?
What the hell kind of college is that?

>Mom found the anime characters hugging folder

Just fuck your mom. Easy.

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I always bring it up sometimes and she just laughs I'm fairy certain she still has the hard drive somewhere

>cousin found the robot folder

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>mom found my gore folder
My folder was filled with a bunch of ISIS executions, cartel beheadings and shit. The really brutal stuff. I couldn't have the heart to tell her that i've been watching this since I was younger on ogrish and other websites. I don't even get an erection off this stuff like some sick fuck, it just interests me. I just lied and said it was a virus that put it there.

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>find daughter’s loli folder
>it’s all entry level shit

>simps actually think incest porn is real
niggers its just a genre for porn, family fucking IS NOT real

You freak get pics

Did he talk to you ever again?

>Little brother and I read the same kind of hentai
>Never get weirdly detailed because that gay
>Just laugh when we watch anime and occasionally say "Can't wait to see those /ss/ doujin"

i love retro gaming

my college kinda weird, so yes they always do that every semester

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>Grandma keeps asking where my gf is

>half the pics are of her sleeping

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>be like 13 or so
>classmate tells me about Dragonmoon X
>site downloads a goddamn shortcut to another hentai site onto your desktop
>too inexperienced to figure out how to delete before mom sees it and gives me a talk

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Oh man how wrong you are lol

>daughter’s loli folder

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Fug

>Grandpa finds the pregnant anne frank rescued by confederate soldiers folder

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I fap to incest porn all the time and have no desire to fuck anyone in my family.
It's just a plot device.

>Implying mom found out the veracrypt password

>Ahmed found the drawings of Mohammed folder

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>mom catches me jerking off to these Foxxxy Hardcore porno magazines with goths and scene girls getting throat fucked
>were my older bros magazines
>mfw I caught her looking at them when my brother wasnt home

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>Brazilian noodle arms

wait is that the one where some prisoners break a guy's arms and then jiggle them around?

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>Mother has always thought I was a closet gay
>The touhou figmas and fumos now aren't helping

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What's a figma?

Goddamn those magazines have seen some action

>Roommate finds the centaur folder
For like a year he wouldn't look at me

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>Be me in high school
>Dad asks me to clean his person computer because it's too slow
>"it's probably some stupid toolbar he downloaded or something"
>I drive all the way there
>open up the monitor
>the video he was watching previously was still up
>"HOT DONKEY SEX GIRL FUCKS CAMEL BIG HORSE COCK"
>Close it down and act like I never fucking saw it
I never saw my father the same way ever again. I hope that if I ever have a child, he'll never have to know the side of me that jacks it to futanari and moth girls.

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what the fuck

>gamgam found the fuckable plush
>she washes it and ruins the fabric

RRREEEEEEEE

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my boy the fact that you don't want to fuck your mom/sister/whatever does not mean the state of alabama don't exist

Might be legit virus.

you could have just gone to the askjeeves.com web site and click 'Search'

classic centaurs or those weird parasite centaurs that have been popping up?

because if it's the latter, then you are a sick creature

figma balls lmao

>everyone itt

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like father like son

She’s a self-insertfag

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>New years

>Mother is in my room

>"user lets watch a movie over your laptop"

>Say ok and bring it over to the TV

>Forgot that my background featured my fagsona

>Boot up laptop while HDMI is plugged in

>Fat wolf furry with a hyper bulge sleeping in a bed pops up

>Mother looks at me weird

>"user what is that weird monster and why is it all fat?"

>Instead of destroying the apartment complex with my spaghetti avalanche I remain calm

>Tell mother that this is a character from a fantasy, slice of life cross novel from Author X

>Tell her the author used a lot of Japanese mythology

>The
character was a successful businessmen and the author tried to
implement the western assumption of a greedy "wolf" but also the
financial wealth that is associated with the so called "tanuki" in
japanese mythology

>She nods and buys it so far

>"But user that huge bulge is very weird."

>Nod back and say that those raccoons in japanese mythology have also oversized genitalia representing financial fortune

>Mother absolutely buys it 100%

>"Wow user you sure know a lot!"

>Continue to stream the movie

>brother opens my mail thinking it was his
>it was a Magaki Ryouta artbook
>he starts acting weird around me for a week
It could have been loli, so I guess it worked out for the better.

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Classic
What do you mean by parasite centaur?

>dad dies of heart attack when nobody's home
>at his computer
>in boxers/tshirt
>mom finds him when she gets back from work
>she repeatedly stresses "I did NOT look at what he was doing on the computer."
I'm like 90% sure my dad died while jacking it anons, and I'm not confident that my mom knows how to clear browser history. As far as I know his laptop has been untouched since then. Some day I will find out what porn killed my dad.

>KGB find the RBMK reactor flaws folder

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>tfw browsing through files on my computer with mom

>Forgot I had some lewd saved in an obscure spot

>She sees some of my dirty furry porn

>Embarrassed, explain it a bit, we laugh it off.

>Week later need to use her computer

>Notice some hidden files

>Open them up

>Furry porn

Great, now my mom's a furfag.

pic is Krystal sucking lizard's cock.

This is why moot never wanted there to be a /his/ board

A few years ago I saw a site setting on my dad's tablet's browser for a zoophilia site. I assumed a pal at work sent him a video as a joke but it took forever to shake it.

Based

I honestly do not understand how someone can format a post this poorly.

>mom found the h-doujinshi stash under the bed

ohnononononono

What's your mother look like?

But how old is she if she self-inserts as the little girl?

>Some day I will find out what porn killed my dad.
Do it user, and then beat off to it. You have to finish what your old man started.

Obscure fetishes will probably be worthless. They are a first world problem symptomatic of oversexed, overstimulated addicts. In a more practical, no frills world like that vanilla porn will be all anyone really wants. No time for degeneracy and pickiness when base survival becomes the objective every day.

make a movie out of the adventure

The men of the confederacy could have saved this beautiful flower.

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she probably fucking uses it while your away

First day on 4channel huh you furry faggot.

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Nowhere to place a spycam in the bathroom that won't be discovered. Her wearing a loose bathrobe around the house makes up for it, though.

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>4channel
at least remind him of the golden years

>Do it user, and then beat off to it.
I plan to. It will be the last bond that I share with him, even in the afterlife.

>female cousin comes over
>uses computer
>later that week and a few years later brother keeps bantering me
>"Why did I see a search for naked emo boys on our computer a few years ago?"

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I do have a lot of /ss/ incest doujins.

>Sister found my old cringy Smutty fanfiction
Fucking send help. She has blackmail for fucking life and has already saved all of it to multiple places.

>want a dakimakura
>order one off mandarake
>bill comes in
>there's some stupid payment backend bullshit that doesn't work with my mastercard
>"MOMMM I NEED YOUR VISA"
>"What are you buying and why can't you use your own?"
>"uhhhh gifts n shit. I'll pay you back anyways"
>it ships in labeled as books
based nips

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What are you, a cop?

Just make sure you have a son first
...just in case.

this fucking formating upsets more more than if you have said
>be me

One time I saw my dad looking at women in bikinis on the computer. He quickly turned it off though, and I never saw him do anything else.

>tfw based strong-willed dad who loves his wife and family

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What if one day you're having a daughter and she find out that her daddy was a lolicon .

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He can't be. He has to tell you if he's a cop.

real talk i once found lewd images of Kurama in the foxes form on my moms phone she was a big Narutard fan and as someone who also jacks it to E621 it made me really grossed out

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>>only working shower in our house is in my room
why is there a shower in your room

Give
Me
PICS

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I'll backwards long jump out of the room

oh yeah you bet your mom jacks it to that shit she is like the cougar going after the younger hot inexperienced male.

This sounds like a great premise for a viral video

lolicons don't reproduce

>not inviting her to help

>walk in on my dad watching porn
>turns and asks me what’s up
>just leaves it playing and waits for a response while I stammer out something I can’t even remember
>just end up leaving the room

That’s what a cop would say

i wish my mother was a futa

>Back when I was 15 I had the hidden folder as all boys did
>My dad found it
>No big deal it was pretty tame stuff, hentai but vanilla
>He told me it was okay and he had some too
>Showed me his collection, it was more fetish in nature
>We started trading and sharing hentai
>Watched a few videos together too
It was nice bonding with him but looking back I think it might have been weird.

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>save anime porn
>feds and Chris Hanson at the door
Fuck off with your dirty tricks NSA.

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>he doesn't shower while shitposting
typical Smash player

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What? Are you talking about the fallout enemies?

10 y/o's can get pregnant

your dad seems like a real chad. He just does whatever he wants

chad daddy

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lolicon love develops into paternal daughteru love.

just curious

That's the reason to reproduce

Just let her be a clown if she wants it so much.

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Homosexual games folder?!

What the fuck is this?

lolicons don't actually fuck kids

>mom found private ryan

you go to one of those weird christfag colleges, don't you?

you know if your mom already knows what the word H-game means than this definitely is not her first rodeo

What?

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>found my bros trap folder

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I need therapy...

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I wouldn't know, pedo

>in this ITT

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You need to have sex

user

you know that there are other types of hentai besides lolicon

right?

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>wife found the homeless woman I let live in the attic in exchange for being my sex slave

>Torrent a bunch of loli hentai
>One day my internet stops working
>get a call from my ISP about the claims
>"wtf that's not me"
>the next day it comes back on
>torrent the recent Rustle doujin
The people on to catch a predator are fucking retarded.

Cherish it user

>the virgin stammerer
>the chad daddy

Irrelevant, because we're not idiots who can't separate 2D and 3D.

Where the fuck do you live? Canada?

What the fuck

>mom finds my 2GB incest folder

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Everyone in my immediate family has caught me jerking it at some point in my life so it's stopped really being a big deal. My mom calls everything anime 'anime hentai' and for the longest time it embarrassed me. Now that animu and hentai are normienerd-tier though it's not as bad. Also helps I'm not a total NEET and can do what I want since I'm my own man now.

based

her dad has no legs....

Bitch wife wouldn’t roleplay my sex fantasies, the bitch

>brother finds my arceus folder
>he just says oh god and nothing else then goes about preordering shadowbringers using my email address
It was thankfully just a pic with the pussy and asshole on full display and not the fetish material.
I have caught him using a red and black vampire cat boy avatar to jerk off giant wolf cocks and fuck white kitsune girls on second life so that made us even.

why would you want to read other types

>sucking this much at hiding files on a PC
user there are millions of places normies will never look into.
Also change extensions in something like ".dat".

that sounds pretty based desu

Surly you jestin

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Its my new fetish please dont shame me

Funny how they know what hentai is.

Absolutely based.

What was that doujinshi where the lolicon creates his own kids to fuck but ends up trying to be a great dad instead? I feel like that's what most lolicons would end up doing in that situation. They come on to him so he fucks them anyway of course, but still.

>secondlife
oh god no dont remind me. i used to think that was the coolest shit 10 years ago

>being a beta cuck and hiding your porn
>not displaying it proudly on the desktop

Fag

Well I think I told my mom what it was way back when. My brother and I both watch anime and back when newgrounds was a thing watching the 18+ section as an underageb& was my go to hobby when no one was home.

God help you if someone steals your phone and gets caught with said phone in their hand...

You think that's bad?

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I’m jes full a surprises

I have a red magical oni futanari in SL, me and a girl pissed on my cock and her clit during ERP.
She is a good friend now and was actually a girl to my surprise.

The most fucked up shit is he has said he would hook me up with an avatar if I wanted to give it ' a try'

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Thing is mine is a Samsung Galaxy S3 and let's just say I visited a few places without tor protection... and got a keylogger that i have to delete every week.

>no one thinks my dad is cool for resisting degeneracy

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embrace it as long as you live with the rebel yell in your heart

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dont bother, the whole thing is a literal F-list style 3d erping client now. All the normal people have left that game a long ass time ago

>poolboy finds the cage you were building and the bottle of chloroform so you just smack him over the head with one of the iron bars and lock him in the closet instead

It's called not being socially retarded

Also some of my porn is more on the extreme end like horse stuff and real life futa and dwarf porn and plastic surgery cat girl porn and 16 inch insertion porn as well as oppai porn and ant porn and bdsm and Christian hardcore porn

Was he cute?

Oh and hijab creampies

>inquisitor finds the xeno paraphernalia

based and 47pilled

this

He was

How the fuck is this a fetish? How did this even come to be?

>ant porn
good shit and so is mosquito porn
>plastic surgery cat girl
research needed

>was

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How did you get a keylogger you have to delete? Cant you just get a new machine?

Based.

>step brother is showing me his tablet a few years ago and how great it is for comics
>absent mindedly open the pictures
>see diaper porn and immediately close
>still not sure if he noticed
On one hand, it's nice to know he's a degenerate like me since we're pretty close but on the other, diaper porn is fucking weird.

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>find a flash drive on bus
>it's all cunny

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LONG LIVE DIXIE
MAY ANNE FRANK KEEP HER BABY BELLY FOREVER
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am always slow to close guro hentai tabs when somebody walks into my room. My mother prolly seen all of it. But she pretends that she never saw it.
I also showed her some guro manga at one point just fr lulz. She didnt really have any reaction to it.

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Nice it was worth it in the end I'm sure

>I also showed her some guro manga at one point just fr lulz. She didnt really have any reaction to it.
what the fuck is wrong with you

AAAAHHHHHHHH CUNNNNNNNNNNY

>I also showed her some guro manga at one point just fr lulz. She didnt really have any reaction to it.
I have no face for this calibre of autism

>age 13 or so
>find Limewire
>download an insane amount of CP and bestiality
>parents find it all
>they monitored my history and downloads every day until I left the house at around 20

I think they stopped loving me after that.

Someone on /his/ keeps trying to force it to be a meme because they have no board culture outside of enraged /pol/ and leftie/pol/tards. You get used to it. It got worse when they moved on to pregnant MLK though.

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>sister finds the cute girl folder
already happened once
also i want to say that i saw my dad's history and he likes black girls and milfs
and i want to ask: should i start to hoard porn in case some day the world ends?

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[USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST]

>mom finds the horse folder
>"Thinking of moving to the outback, user?"

>dad teamviews and finds the horse folder

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I tried duckducjgo for first time and it instaforced download not so legal porn on my stuff and i tried removing it when all i was tried doing was looking up was young asian gets gangbanged and creampied by five guys. Gonna get an sd card and just back up some notes and just factory reset my phone and hard reset my entire phone and just do a complete memory wipe so goodbye pornstash if it means getting rid of keylogger...

She also saw the gif where the naked samurai girls do seppuku and the second one cuts her head off. Her reaponse was "Ewww"

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>SS officers found the secret room behind the bookcase

eequestrian mind

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So i deleted the files and everything related to it i hope and i deleted the data and cache and everything and then removed duckduckgo and was paranoid for five months

She probably went back into her room and cried about her son being a fucking psychopath.

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do you not understand the concept of social boundaries?

that's how you make sure mom will never kick you out of the house NEETs, better not make the user angry or he'll snap and kill you

>captain miller finds private ryan

Not just hoarding, but also printing it all out if you somehow lose access to electricity or EMF happens

>and i want to ask: should i start to hoard porn in case some day the world ends?
For the love of God, user, save everything you want while there's time.
Soon, everything will be censored, paywalled and/or stream only

>implying she cares for dumb fucking niggers
lmao

>Sergeant Johnson found the Sangheli folder

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>duckducjgo
I feel like you're not telling the whole truth.

>13.
>Big family lives spread across the country so we all travel and live at my aunts place for christmas.
>Crowded house, all 7 of the pre-teens and teenagers bunk in my cousins room.
>Brought my laptop.
>Just carelessly saved my porn into user/images folder.
>But have a password lock and won't let anybody near my pride and joy without supervision.
>Have a BSOD screensaver in images/BSOD because I though that was the coolest thing ever.
>For some reason I decide to move the BSOD folder.
>Windows defaults to the folder above the now missing folder.
>It's basically an hour long slideshow of pictures of nudist young girls and some fairly vanilla hentai, interspersed with 2010 memes.
>Come into cousins room and all the boys are watching in awe.
>Female cousin wouldn't look at me for the rest of the weeks.
>Eventually my parents confronted me about it.
>Told them it was a virus.
>Father pretended to buy it out of pity.

I still get shit for that at family gatherings. Thank god I wasn't into weirdo shit back then though.

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I left a shitty prostate massager on the top of the toilet once and my dad went in the bathroom to get ready for work
suicide tier right here

From the thumbnail I thought she was eating him, like one of those wacky human vore images.

The amount of disappointment she has for you is probably unmeasurable

>ex girlfriend found the cheat codes

>stumble upon dad's pr0n
>it's all homo bondage stuff

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the cycle continues
a legacy unfinished
the greatest story ever told in a video game

>that one guy who prints out thousands of mlp and furry porn pictures for the future Orwellian civilization

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it was fucking weird bro

He really wants to live out his deep dark fantasy

galaxy s2? man that was a great phone

user...

>Mom sees me watching tranny chrischan vids
>Have legit no idea how to explain myself

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each day I fear someone finding out I hid hundreds of pics of real life horse genitalia and ass focused shots amongst all my 'normal' pictures

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>>it's all homo bondage stuff
So your dad's into Gachimuchi?

Can one of you basedniggers help me out? I’m looking for a certain CG artist. He deals in futa. I know, I know, but he makes really good models. Apart from that, all I really remember is that he really likes to use Trish as a base. One of you shared a mega folder and a panda link that had EVERYTHING and ive lost access to both.

Even before that I showed her the video of mexican cartel skinnig the man alive, the one always posted on gif.

She reacted to it in n pretty based way, she was like woah, this is real and kept watching. Whe my dad gets all angry when I show him gore. I showed real life cannibalism to dads gf and she was interested.
Women truly are more.morbidly curious than males.

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>head of security finds the drug transaction accomplice evidence

>it was all the work of the clowns elaborate prank

>into preg
>gf acts disgusted when she finds out
>she's into mpreg

women...

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>That MLP and furry porn is the only thing preserved of our civilization due to the sheer ammount of jizz it’s encrusted in
>future societies think everybody in the past was like that.
Someday I wonder if all those stories about Zeus boning cows and shit was just some dude’s fapfiction that got mixed up with actual religious cannon.

>Using my mom's laptop she doesn't even hide her porn she has 10 tabs open half of it is gay dudes other half is Japanese men jerking off
I never looked at her the same way

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Dynamic IP, baby.
>check iknowwhatyoudownload
>cp with some russian sounding shit filename
I swear it wasn't me. I prefer busty gals.

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>dad notices the porn folder
>"So you really did give up, huh?"

I do

The only saving grace for me is that I know what everyone else is into already, I'm not above MAD if I have to do it. But more importantly
>getting your folder discovered at all

Was your mum looking at this man by any chance?

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>sister finds the chained up mare beneath the floorboards

>Full Flap
My fucking nigger.

>Mom im 26, why the fuck should you care about my porn

>mom found out your tiles folder

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Diaper porn is fucking weird. Worse than furry shit and even guro desu desu.

>Because your sister's in it

>In a more practical, no frills world like that vanilla porn will be all anyone really wants
I'm gonna be a fucking billionaire in whatever currency the post-apocalyptic world uses.

>browse mom's youtube history
>it has some jav's videos

at least we agree with something

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>sonic finds the faker

The cycle must continue

Fuck this thread, it reminded me when my mom walked in on me jacking it to slime girls

>shadow finds the computer room

>gay shit
>that formatting
Gayest post I've read in a while. Do everyone a favor and sincerely neck yourself, you faggot.

>roommate accidentally unshackled the rape dwarf
>he's already sodomized and mangled three dozen people in the last twelve hours

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>uncle discovers the hidden weed stash in the chicken coop

The true full cycle of the lolicon

Killer porn video sounds like a band name.

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>browse mom's youtube history
>full of conspiracy videos and cooking recipes

whelp, that's my mom and I only have one

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no such thing

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does she cook for you user?

I'm your mom apparently.

>nudist young girls
>not weirdo shit

What the fuck dude.

But that sounds like a perfect mom.

>mom found the 2000 year old ancient evil hidden in my dungeon

Kek that Hitler dog

Women want to eat men alive so it makes sense.

>kgb finds the graphite on the roof

>accidentally leave my phone at a friend's house with my "special" folder just a few presses away
>never mentioned it but he does sometimes rib me about being attracted to kids

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Would you want your mom to develop a crush on rance?

>Yea Forums father or mother
>They find your video games folder

Your mom sounds based as fuck.

Only natural to be curious about girls your own age. And there were no sexual images among those, only naked bodies.

>mom finds the futa folder
I think you're looking at StevenCarson. No idea abiut the panda link though.

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>leaving your pedo folder in the open and not locked

Hope the cops bust your stupid ass soon and you get ass raped to death in prison.

>Told them it was a virus.
Now that takes me back.

Your fucking deranged dude, seek professional help immediately.

>find daughter's loli folder
>it only contains Tiny Evil 4
w-wat do

That's still fucking weird dude.

>find mom's futa folder

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>Dad found the blood scepter

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why are you so mean to me? :(

>mom finds the armpit folder
>she starts wearing tank tops and spaghetti straps

hey mommy gib milkies

My h-game folder is unironically 5tb large

>mom is a depressed alcoholic who choked to death on her own vomit
>Sister is slowly becoming a fat cat lady overtime
>I’m a useless fuck who dropped out of college to work shitty wageslave jobs
>Dad was the school’s quarterback and successfully started his own business in his hometown and started his dream family only to have it come apart at the seams
Everyday I feel he gets a little more empty inside. I just want him to be happy.

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fuck off Sanic.

>that time when I just found out about internet porn
>wanted to see girls my age
>go to my dad's work computer in his room
>look up "14 year old girls naked"
>no results
>"wtf must be buggy"
>mfw just remembering this last week
I-I'm sorry. Things could've gone completely different.

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fuck your mommas pits and cum on her tits

those are rookie numbers

Not him but I've seen a sexy ass fucking doujin of a "parasite centaur". Basically it was the lower horse half with no human parts and it raped, mindbroke and took a human female as its host. I can find the doujin probably.

>the hero finds your phylactery

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>3x3
>Metal Slug 3
fellow brethren
based
reminds me of my dad

>colleague finds the anti-mass spectrometer

>Mom found the homework/new folder/new folder/new folder (2)/new folder (5)/ new folder

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You stop caring after the first few times. Even worse, at some point living at my mom's I had the ISP sending her emails often when I torrented porn with the title of the torrent so it had words like MILF or anal and shit like that. I still downloaded them, its not a big deal. The problem doesnt lie into wether people know you are a degenerate or not but rather the problem lies into wether you truly want or not to be this degenerate person as only yourself truly have to live with the consequences.

Did your dad get v&?

It was all 2D, right user? Right?

>i lost the capability to get really horny and erect
it's over

>the plumber finds the button that kills yo

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>mom sees hentai folder
>she doesn't really care or notice because she's a dumb old boomer who doesn't understand millennial terms
dodged a bullet there

I found my dad’s folder when I was like 13. I remember it being pretty tame, the only thing that stood out being a link to a website solely dedicated to Asian pussy pictures.

please do

you should go up to your dad one day and make a snarky remark about his taste in asian women

if you give a homeless woman a home doesn't she vanish in a puff of smoke?

>Yea Forums found the video game

>mom found the sfm porn folder

this actually happened to me

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no dogs or horses i hope?

>used to have a major Marge Simpson fetish as a young teen
>computer was in the family room and I have a big family so jacking it at the computer was impossible. Didn't have a phone either.
>one day when I was finally home alone I printed out a ton of Marge Simpson trampararam so I had something to jack it to.
>kept the stack of papers inbetween my mattress and bedspring
>one day mom decides to clean my room. THOROUGHLY.
>I had some trash between my mattress with the Marge porn. Reese's candy wrappers and shit
>come back home to a clean room. That's cool.
>check my porn stash
>all the candy wrappers are gone. Porn is still there, face up, Marge Simpson's spread ass looking back at me
>heart sinking feeling
>my mom definitely saw it

I still feel so embarrassed about this like 15 years later. Wonder what she thought when she saw that...

>mom finds the furry daddy folder
>wants to know certain character's names

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But not in the "you are no longer a part of our family way". Had it been some of the sick degenerate shit I've been through since then I would genuinely have sudoku'd on the spot.
The experience made me to a computer porn security savant though.

>having a folder
lol

>reclaimed one of my old flash drives whilst visiting my folks
>discover a huge stash of snuff and yuri guro on it
>I still don't know whose it is

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>mfw mom had the hots for Kurama in its fox form

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>go to school
>leave computer on
>come back
>it's closed
>the pregnant porn I had open is now saved in my image folder
thanks mom

>whole entire family finds the horse folder
>constant jabs about it like being called a neighsayer whenever I start sounding too negative, whenever we pass by a ranch when driving out west and theres horses visible my dad says something about my girlfriend being out there waiting to get picked up, go to an amusement park and they make the most forced horse rides joke possible
>even joke that my favorite meat is flank steak, though I do love steak but prefer kobe beef more
>they joke that the first car i am going to get is going to be a mustang
>they even made a nae nae joke before

i dont even know what to think sometimes

hot

>mom found the source of my magic power

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Guro and gore friends are deranged now. This place really is dead. Filled with failed normies getting triggered by nothing. Your homosexual ways are deranged.

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>mom walked in on me jerking off to JAV
luckily it wasn't anything weird but I can never look at that video again.

so are you fags going to post good h games for me and my mom to play or what?

>be collegefag
>go to Halloween party with recently-made friend
>seems pretty normie at first, but he’s pretty rad
>hours later
>both drunk as hell
>back at the dorm shooting the shit
>my dumb ass makes some reference to monster musume I think
>brain freezes up as I realize I’m revealing my power level
>friend smirks and literally responds with “Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well”.
Everything turned out better than expected

gore is patrician and for literal gigachads

I regret to inform you that I know that's not the case. See: my dad and older little brother.

You got that mega, my man? Has he made any videos yet? Man’s got talent

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I can't relate. My parents never looked at what I had on my phone or laptop. They didn't really care what I was doing as long as I didn't fail school.

horsepussy

Post the fucking link

sounds pretty based

Fuck off /d/nigger. Guro is always deranged. I hate looking for my moderate ryona hentai and having to stop watching halfway through because the girl starts getting her limbs cut off.

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they seem to take it better than what my family might think

Fucking pathetic post, summerfag

nhentai.net/g/116194/

I don't think that's actually what the other user meant by 'parasite centaur', they were probably talking about the horrifying all-human ones.
But the doujin is Man Eater by Fan no Hitori and it's pretty great.

Best outcome : She thought it was degenerate but less so than real porn because its cartoons

Worst outcome : She immediately made the connection that Marge is a fantasy of your own mom

gore can be cool but torture and suffering is not

>dog finds my kemono folder

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don't like it? then draw your own porn nerd

Do you all jerk off to loli together?

go forth and find the four legged woman of your dreams user, just remember they fart a lot

pussy i can jack off to just about anything as long as it isn't scat or vomit

>Guro and gore friends are deranged now.
They're not my friends.

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I printed a bunch of pictures of anime girl butts from aerisdies when I was kid for similar reasons. I just had them under stuff in one of the drawers of an organizer in my room. While cleaning everything out in my room with my mom she just showed them to me and asked what they were. I said I didn't know and asked if I could throw them away cause I am autistic. I kind of remember her trying to make me not worry about by saying something like "they are just cartoons though". I don't think there was anything explicit just panty shots and maybe tight clothes. My mom has probably accepted me as a bit of a degenerate at this point, she doesn't seem to be too worried about it though.

>go to the living room at night
>dad is asleep on the couch with no pants and porn on the tv

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hey on the bright side they didn't disown your ass :)

>can't fap to scat
the absolute state

>find dad's bestiality porn

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>browse mom's youtube history
>60' hit
>jazz smosh playlist
>disco , swing , rock&roll , etc mix

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Absolutely based
I bet your mom loved it

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>dad finds my loli catgirs folder

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>mom find's the catgirl folder
>my cat is missing

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>Trans girlfriend finds my Futa on Male folder

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>greenjob.webm

sauce?

>shown your dick to your friend's sister
>she laughs at it

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No they didn't
They didn't see flaws because they didn't exist

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I legit cant let anyone from my family find my folder thats why i named it after 8 folders "dont open or user will kill himself"

I love the song to this

Yes, I still live with my parents and she is quite the cooking enthusiast

My mom once caught me fapping to futa on male. She saw everything.

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>Elf found the Orc folder

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>find honey select on my dad's laptop
hmm

Why does Yea Forums like horses so much?

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I thought it was just me
>Have friends spend the night
>wake up to find dad asleep on the couch naked with empty beer bottles next to him
I don't even drink at all because i'm afraid i've inherited his weak tolerance to alcohol. I just tell my friends I don't like the taste.

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I hope you delete the router log. Don't make the same mistake I made.

>she calls it cute

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it's ok user, we don't judge you.

>Succubus finds the handholding folder

slowly show him the good h games

google mare squirt gif

>brother leaves computer unattended
>decide to invade his privacy and check the sites he's browsing
>has incognito open, with 3 tabs there
>/trash/ - /gmad/, /vore/ and /tfg/

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have you seen mare pussy before?

>ticket inspector found my maitetsu folder

>moderate ryona hentai

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>be me
>freshman in hs
>always come home eat chilli and bate
>one day fall asleep after
>older brother comes home
>walks in on me asleep in a chair with my pants down and empty chilli pot.
>laughs at me so loud I wake up
>pretend nothing happened but want to dissappear forever.

you sick fuck why didn't you ask her for help

we only do it if we don't know what else to do

>Vanilla finds the NTR folder

>sleep paralysis demon found out i'm into femdom
HELP

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I have walked in on my dad watching hentai on his phone multiple times
He's 69

have you seen what is under those tails

my sides are gone

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story? did you get b&?

Cool mom

Thats pretty funny honestly
He probably imagined you sitting there farting and jacking off in a frenzy when nobodies home

You guys think your fantasies are messed up? It can never compare to mine. I've been fapping exclusively to dorses for the past 6 months. I never should've visited /d/. At least guro makes sense.

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>mom found the mother son incest porn you drew

How has this thread not been deleted

based

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Honestly I would've done the same, that's fucking hilarious.

Its as simple as this. I am an ass man. My tastes know no bounds. Horses have massive, aesthetically pleasing, shapely asses that can still jiggle.

>tfw I'm the only person I've ever heard of who sets the attributes of his porn folder to hidden
Nobody who's just looking at your computer is gonna find porn unless they're both actively looking for it and technologically literate enough to view hidden files if you just hide your porn folders.
Mild inconvenience, but saves you a whole lot of potential embarrassment in the future.

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>>walks in on me asleep in a chair with my pants down and empty chilli pot.
I'd probably laugh too.

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I buy physical blu-rays of the big YEN stars

Alright, what the fuck is a dorse?

My parents barely know how to use the basic computer, no way they can or know how to access the router log unless they ask the isp

Horses have huge strong pussies and long hair like a brunette or blonde goddess and they are thicc

>dorses

I can't post images on some parts of Yea Forums since some proxy faggot got my IP targeted on Yea Forums and Yea Forums but user you are jacking off to horses with dog heads?

>from then on they call you a furry, when it's a completely different fetish
youtube.com/watch?v=3JghYAVMryg

I always scroll past that shit and wonder who the fuck likes it and causes me to have to see it when I just want some vanilla futanari. But I guess I can still love and accept you and your bullshit user if it means you don't have to suffer alone.

>older brother going through stuff we can delete to make space on HDD
>"Liru"? what's this folder user?
>oh, just a Photoshop montage
>quickly lean in and use the arrow keys to select folder and press Delete

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>sneak through 12 year old brothers iPhone
>check his search history
>all he looks at is Mario and Luigi kissing pictures

I fucking hate that kid.

>mom found the futa mom on son folder

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based

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>brother has an iphone
>surprised that he's gay

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>mom comes to visit
>jumps on the computer to print some things
>ignores her guest account I've made specifically for these occasions
>opens browser
>1475 ExHentai tabs
>she stands up and asks me to print that shit for her
>mfw

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I banish you back to twitter normloids

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>That time you found your older sister's vibrator
>didn't know what it was
>think it's a back massager
>instinctually put it on my penis
>actually my first time "masturbating"
one day it was wet
I was a really sheltered child. I don't know how some people started it before age 12.

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What the fuck is dorWhat the hell

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Fuck off normalfag.

What a weird note to leave

>worse than furshit
I wouldn't go that far.

>childhood friend finds the +vanilla +tomboy +good_end +impregnation folder

>I was a really sheltered child. I don't know how some people started it before age 12.

Negligent parents who just let you do whatever the fuck you want because they're too busy dealing with their own issues.

>moderate ryona
based

>find Tor installed on dad's computer

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Hello newfag

That reminds me of that time I had a friend come over and he wanted to play Oblivion on my PC since he heard mods were cool, I somehow managed to disable all the degenerate loverslab shit while he wasn't looking. Could have easily ended in disaster.

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>furfags
>finishing anything

FUCKING TORTANIC

>gf found the gentle femdom folder

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I still don't get it why the fridge is turned off, was it a punishment or what

>find Tor installed on dad's computer
>history shows google searches on how to kill your son

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Nah, though my brother and I exchange reccomendations every so often.

Eh, if someone sees that they'll think you're a weirdo, if they even understand what they are looking. If someone say my porn of females getting ripped in half and fucked through their gaping wounds, I'd be labled a psychopath.

No user never make that joke again

>mother absolutely buys it 100%
cope
Mom knows you're a furry faggot, she just loves you enough that she didn't want to embarrass you.

Not that. I'm talking about anthro horses with their necks transformed into penises. Here's an image. I don't care if I get banned because I gotta go to sleep anyways.

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