Meet a girl

You ever heard of multi tasking? Work on several girls at once retard, better chances of success.

NOOOOOOOO
NONONONONONO
I ONLY HAD 7 MORE YEARS TO GO

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>tfw girl already has a bf

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I bet it was even a used good.

i'm aware but this is the only one that showed an ounce of interest and isn't totally busted
this one's maybe 7/10, grapevine says there's two more girls interested but i'd rather be single than with a dog

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Another one bites the dust.

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have sex

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Sex is overrated and so are relationships. Poor fools never realize either of these things until they are in a relationship

She's getting dicked by tinder dudes on the side. This is what women are like these days, they're juggling dozens of men and prioritizing the best, and settling when they have to - all so they don't have to be lonely for even a second and actually think about their life.

No mana for you, succubus. Only this (You).

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but I literally did

>look mom, I did it again ahahaha, what now?

Virgin here, jsut 5 more years until wizardry. Give me 1 good reason to have sex.

early stage romantic love is basically cocaine so that's pretty cool

You get to feel superior to people on Yea Forums

You're supposed to drop the literal children's toy after the "have sex" part. You stupid fucking manbitch.

You'll get some STD, so you'll die sooner.

stop trying to chase bitches and just focus on making money.

>meet girl
>have sex
>get married
>have a child
>gaming skills rapidly decline
>have more sex
>second child on the way

Maybe this one will bring back my glory days.

Play video games vicariously through your child.

>Born too straight to bang dudes
>Born too autistic to be normal
If either of these things would go away, that'd be great instead of playing vidya and crying at the gym because I can't find any confidence for the life of me to talk to women.

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In less than 20 years there will be sexbots/fulldive vr

>fulldive vr
I doubt it. The brain is barely understood. Sexbots maybe. No general AI though unless there's some new breakthrough before then.

Sex is overrated. You truly haven't lived until you've cuddled with a girl you're madly in love with in the back of a pickup on a starry summer night.

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you're bettering yourself by going to the gym, who cares about women? in my experience they'll approach you if you look good anyway.

Protip: You're being fucked with and she's not interested in you

Yeah. Maybe I just need to keep working on this body of mine, and I'll get there. I've been told that I'm actually kinda attractive and I'm a good person but that my lack of confidence and tendency to be harsh on myself makes me look bad.

>actually believing this
Sexbots are already banned and even if they make it past laws, they'll be extremely regulated.
Fulldive VR simply will not happen in our lifetimes. Quite unlikely even your grandchildren's lifetimes either. Keep dreaming bub.

just keep up the gym grind man. i took my friend who has anxiety with me to the gym and he has consistently been joining me for 4 months now. told me it did wonders for his mental state and confidence too.

unfortunately i agree, i just don't understand why she'd waste all that time stringing me along. gonna be awkward at work but i'm cutting her off so whatever

Probably getting back at you for ghosting her.

Bros, I'm getting there. I'm fucking getting there.

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what's it like to be loved by a girl you also love?

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