What was his tax policy?

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Imagine dying because your daughter is an incompetent bitch that does nothing but cry, yell for help and reminding link about the blood moon.

Monarchies of old were much smaller than today's democratic governments. Monarchies couldn't get away with half the dumbass shit governments of today do.

Zelda did literally everything that was asked of her and what she was told to do didn't work. What do you want from her?

How the fuck could you argue that when monarchies had 1/1000th the scrutiny because of the lack of fast mass communication?

OOAH SHIP!

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MA BOI

To make it work instead of letting her friends and family die probably?

MMM... YOU WANT IT?

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Well it didn't work. Not once during her prayers at any of the shrines did it work. Nor was it going to. You can't force the issue because the issue was forced as far as it possibly could go and it did not work.

So now what?

Oh boy! I can't wait to suck some dude-dongos!

>Monarchies couldn't get away with half
they could get away with literally everything you dumbass because nobody could hold them to account

>Guillotine sharpens

She could have got her tits out at least.

So you don't have a solution for saving Hyrule then. Good to know!

>NOOOOOO IT WASN'T HER FAULT NOTHING WAS WORKING UNTIL GANON WAS UNLEASHED AND EVERYONE GOT KILLED SHE WAS TIRED
bravo zelda

I'm still not hearing a solution, just needless blame for someone who did what they were supposed to do despite it not working for her.

>Zelda did literally everything that was asked of her
she dicked around looking at wildlife and reading history books and indirectly caused one of the biggest genocides in Hylian history

She prayed at every single shrine she could, as her father told her to do. She prayed for so long and so hard she passed out in the water out of hypothermia and Link had to rescue her. It did not work.

She also rebuild ancient machines to combat ganon and guess fucking what happened?

>She prayed for so long and so hard she passed out in the water out of hypothermia and Link had to rescue her.
when was this

Said ancient machines were critical in the past to sealing away Calamity Ganon and reproducing it was a plan agreed upon by everyone, including the king.

>after 200 years of absolutism and more than 2000 thousand of ruling as they damn fucking like

>She prayed for so long and so hard she passed out in the water out of hypothermia and Link had to rescue her.
user we are talking about the game, not your gay ass fanfiction.

Are you one of those autists who thinks Prima Nocta was a actual thing?

The Gerudo who have housing in mainland Hyrule pay 35% more for their property tax compared to Hylians. Ganondorf was never in the wrong for what he did.

youtube.com/watch?v=H_xxe79z4EY
2:11

It's only fair, the Gerudo make up more then 50% of all crime.

Is it all rape?

Unless he was a reformer looking to centralize power he probably relied on taxation of peasants and artisans primarily and payments/donatives by nobles who would otherwise be exempt from taxation. If he was particularly french perhaps there was a system in place where rich and connected enough members of the third estate could pay a one time fee and “buy” their way into nobility which would also supliment his income. I dunno who this is and I’m just assuming he’s the king of Hyrule.

It is

Is it legal to do it to them since they want it so badly?

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No, I just know that you have no fucking clue about history.
Accountability of the executive power is quite recent.
And if you really want to put the french revolution as an example here goes better ones: the Jacquerie in France, the revolt of the comuneros in Spain or this long list of peasant revolts, guess what, most of them got FUCKED

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_peasant_revolts

yes

You don't need a fucking revolt to prove that they were halted from doing what they wanted. The robber barons of the Rhine did that when there was no Emperor for a bit and everyone else told them to fuck off. The nobility generally had the idea that you can only be so much of a cunt.

Oh yes...

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After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about tax refunds! Take him away!

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Idk, nobility especially in Eastern Europe like Galicia used to do pretty much whatever the fuck they wanted. It took pretty much all the might of a rapidly centralizing Hapsburg monarchy to force them out of their entrenched positions.

Slav's were basically tribals until the late 1500's
Poles don't give me You's.

Probably pretty high. Dude was trying to get ancient super advanced Sheikah tech working in a hurry.

The deep state/military industrial complex was behind that

Remember that time that nationalist poles tried to start a revolution Galicia to undo the Polish partion and creat a Polish ethnostate and the peasants there fucking murderslaughtered them in cold blood because only the Austrians actually bothered to free them from feudalism and they preferred to be a part of A-H? Good times.

The provinces of Canada have more rights than the republics of the European Union do

You mean more autonomy? No they don't. The fucking english queen owns Canada

Who fucked up more BotW Zelda or OoT Zelda?

Same as Griffiths

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Oh no, you mean an English Queen is sovereign of Canada, an English country, with English culture, and English customs populated primarily by English people?
Oh the horror
You dumb Euro niggers will never understand how it feels to have your race take over a continent, the English on the other hand created a new version of their country in the Dominions,
There is no new Germany, or new Italy, or New France (there was but we ANGLOED it) The queen isn't a foreigner, she's an Anglo that's why she's our sovereign and the sovereign of every other Anglo nation on this planet.

So
Put additional taxes on all classes and call in loans from the nobility in order to claim land and build schoolhouses and enrich all forms of business to claim stronger fortune in the future with subsequent generations expanding the kingdom into an empire?

taxing the only part of your citizenship that can't pay shit doesn't sound like such a good idea

did this really happen historically?

>queen is Anglo
About that...

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>An English country is ruled by the English
the Queen is a citizen of every country she rules anyways idiot.

Prince Albert was from Sax(on) Coburg and Gotha. Which means King Edward VII is 100% Anglo Saxon and so are his descendents
Germany didn't exist until a decade after the Dominion of Canada was founded

Nice, also fuck Koridai

Yes. Exemption from taxation was a principal right for nobility in many feudal societies and was a problem for pretty much all European kingdoms/empires attempting to centralize in the 18th and 19th Century. It could be argued it was the main reason the French Revolution happened in the first place and opposition to tax reform led to increased support for nationalism by nobles in the Austro-Hungarian empire.

Sure

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>the provinces of Canada have more rights tha republics in the EU
>no they don't, unlike republics they're not even sovereign
>WAAAH YOU DUMB EURONIGGER
Cucknadians aren't even relevant, you've never been relevant. Half your fucking population is Indian or Chinese and you have to bow to a fucking britbong relict. Your only advantage is your proximity to the US which treats you like the retarded, schizo backwards cousin you are.

Based.

>haha you dumb Britons bow to a British Sovereign hahaha
HM isn't a foreigner she is the same race as us, an Anglo
Australians, Kiwis, Britons are also not foreigners because they're also the same race as us, Anglos.
You've never spread your race to every corner of the globe, you've just lost war after war and now you've lost your sovereignty to the EU so you don't understand how it feels.
Don't worry though, when you're ethnically replaced by Turks then you'll know how it feels to have a Brotherhood nation in different continents

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The HRE was first referred to as the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation in 1474.

The nobility pays some small taxes due to their titles.
Large-scale merchantry is also taxed.

The Holy Roman Empire is a LARP

Monarchism is the libertarian ideal. Read Hoppe.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2jZABDB40

>talks about sovereignity
>never had one
>claims that Anglo is a race when they're just saxon rapebabies
>already got replaces by Indians and Chinese
>britbongs got replaced by Pakis and Indians
>'strayans got replaced by literally every asian ethical group down there
>NZ is irrelevant
You're literally a serf for a dead empire. Just let your masters get raped by Trump while Duterte takes you from behind.

And more than half of Canadians are English, you dumb fuck.

Many Americans are also Anglo. Likely close to half of the white ones are.

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Why are Anglos always butthurt about Germany? Not the guy youre replying too, but why the fuck bring Germany into the argument? Its also pretty dumb to throw shade by mentioning Turks, when you guys had an immigration problem far longer.

Monarchism is the one true form of Government, that's why they say God is king not president.
The bible asks us to appoint from our own kind a king.
The United States appoints foreigners like JFK (an Irish-Iberian Papist), and Trump (a Teuton) and Obama (a nigger), even in Europe foreigners are appointed.
Angela Merkel is a Polack
The Austrian President is of Dutch heritage but he's mixed race, he has Dutch and Slavic blood

>it doesn't matter if I am ruled by a monarch as long as I think we share the same ethnicy
What's even your point? That if an anglo rules your country it's okay and you have more freedom than in a republic? Dumbass underage

We have a sovereign, we have had many kings and queens in our 500 year history
Also Anglos are a race
But the majority aren't anymore or they're mixed race, too many Americans have Irish-Iberian, Italian or Teutonic blood
Germany is the enemy of civilization

Yes because republicanism is a left wing ideology, if you're a republic you've been cucked by Bolshevism

>anglos are a race
No they aren't.
>we have a sovereign
And a ruler with german heritage
You newworlders were a mistake but it's our mistake. We only shipped you the poor, the dumb and the mentally unstable ones.

>Luhv me queen, luhv me empir. ‘Ate da Germans. ‘Are da french. Simple as ‘at cor.

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Damn you're a low-IQ nigger. Kill yourself.

Yes they are
She doesn't have any German heritage, Germany didn't even exist back when Prince Albert married Queen Victoria, and besides like I've mentioned in this thread already he was a Saxon. He was from Saxe(on) Coburg and Gotha
He's not a Teuton
Nice try though I'm a first generatiom Canadian, my parents were born in Hungary

>Being this cringe and bluepilled

>Many Americans are also Anglo. Likely close to half of the white ones are.
False, less than 10% of the USA is Anglo-Saxon

Should I start reading berserk? How bad are hiatus? HxH tier?

Yes because Anglos are the one true race of humans
When God made Adam he made him in his image, which means Adam is an Anglo
Jesus Christ went to England to preach the gospel and built the church. There is nothing remarkable written about his appearance because he was an Anglo who fit in in England, the Romans on the other hand were surprised by his light complexion and light hair.
No

OoT. BotW did try her hardest but wasnt good enough and didn't know what else to do out of frustration; OoT ones full will what she was doing and still fucked up, she's just a fucking idiot

>oh man I don't know why this faith and prayer stuff doesn't work when I don't actually believe

>Germany didn't exist back then
Saxons have existed before England so what's your point, cucknadian
LMAO nigger

>and the peasants there fucking murderslaughtered them in cold blood
They were right tbqh. "Ethnostates" are a hoax in 100% of cases.

>Just MAKE them believe, it'll work, dude believe me!
Idiot

help a brother out

How could people have existed before a country? God made the Earth before he made mankind

Ganondorf wanted for tax evasion

It can be presumed that belief would have been necessary for it to work. If she didn't believe, it was her fault it didn't work.

Wasn't it her love for Link that caused her powers to appear?

>expect comfy Zelda discussion
>get /pol/ sperging out over nothing
>again
I don't know why I set myself up for disappointment time and time again.

I don't go on /pol/
I'm not a liberal, Papist, republican

>expecting Yea Forums to stay on topic
>in a thread with an off-topic premise to boot
It's a mystery to everyone why you're such a retard

Just checked the USA is ~7% Anglo-Saxon

That's not what the game alluded to being linked to her powers at all.

Eventually, yes. It was a pure emotion she felt free in expressing, one for herself that caused it. The game makes constant allusions that Zelda's sense of being trapped by her expectations and supposed failure in spiritual ability kept her powers sealed, like how the Silent Princess flower can't bloom in captivity, only in the wild. The game practically beats you over the head with the symbolism and explanations.

And it's 11.3% Mexican
America isn't an Anglo country

tarded

Fuck off to /int/, discount Americans

>And it's 11.3% Mexican
Yep more Germans, Africans, Hispanics and Irishman in the 13 colonies than Anglo-Saxons.
George Washington is rolling in his grave.

You're right they're more into idolatrous Orthocuck nonesense now
You should have listened to Benjamin Franklin and kept the non Anglos out of America
Now Canada needs a border wall to protect ourselves from the barbaric Teutons and Italians that try and cross

That's self-reported English ancestry.
Lump in even other self-reported Anglo ancestries, like Scottish, Welsh, and "American," which is just English hicks, and you get a much larger amount.
Beyond that, look at stuff like the 1980 census. Even then the largest minority was self-identified English. People just don't want to call themselves English because it's not exotic.
If there was a huge genetic census in the US today, we'd find that over half of whites are majority British, and even discounting whites who have any amount of non-NW European DNA, it'd likely be over 40%.

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If they have a German grandmother they're not British they're mixed race

Germans are close enough to Britons that being a little bit German is perfectly fine.

No they aren't they're a different race

No they're not. They're just dumbass krauts. Pretty close relations of us dumbass Anglos.

No they're a different race, get educated

I don't get it, why did the "tax policy" thing become a meme?

You missed the point entirely. Zelda was asked to perform these arbitrary bullshit tasks, which she did do anyway, but which didn't help her grow at all. She would have possibly been able to develop to a point where should could stop Ganon if she was allowed to pursue her passions (science and tech -- you know, the things developed and used to stop Calamity in the first place). No wonder you lot think the story of BotW is bad -- you're too brain-dead to understand its nuances, or even simple plot points

I thought it was a meme from /m/

what plot, the game can be beat in 30min now

you have to go back

>if I just skip all the plot that means there is no plot