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I want to FUCK Maka.
>fuck hexfags
Literally
Fun fact: It is literally impossible to survive the start of 3-1!
>that big mario i crouched with and killed with a star
IM SO SORRY BRO I DIDNT MEAN TO
RIOT AGAINST THE BIG TITTY PURPLE DEMON
FUCK HEXFAGS TO HELL AND BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based Starmen
People aren't dying enough for me to place on anything but world 3, fuck.
>third place
Netorare'd
F FOR FUCK STAR FUCKERS
HEXCHADS STAY WINNING
>get to 3-2
>9 players remain
2nd place for fubblecunny!
>get to 3-2
>3 players remain
I've been away for many hours, who is Hex? What have I missed?
Acquire speed
welp
I respect your opinion but it is incorrect.
This is hex, say something mean about her because she’s a nasty disgusting whore
>whole crowd of people at taking first
>everyone stops dead at the red flying turtle that blocks a jump
>jump so i can jump onto it and then onto the other platformer
>before i can hit it firenigger kills it
>fall and die
Out of curiosity, what's everyone playing with?
hex maniac, brother.
My DICK
how do you shoot fire?
>no link
can someone remake this thread?
I went too slow ;w;
>can't use D-pad
>jump and dash keep getting swapped every now and then forcing me to reload 2-5 times
FIX THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER
My hands
who here /keyboard/ mains
Someone post a webm
>muh pad
XPadder or joy2key dumbfucks
or you git gud and use the keyboard
>that one star nigger that literally just runs back into people to kill them
>that one big mario nigger that fucking breaks the blocks in 1-2 so the small mario's can't get up top
will i ever get 1st
kb
>Get to the end
>No one else survived to be able to see your epic meme name
who /keyboard/ here?
and once again i'm the only person to finish world 1
i think i'm done with this game until the next update, i've got in top 3 around 30 times this evening
>start playing
>almost beat 2-4
>4 players remaining
>jump into firebar thinking that hope will save me
that big mario and I racing through world 3 both dying at the same spot,
good race bro
>His controller doesn't let him switch between joystick and dpad for movement
Logitech dual action best pad of the century
jesus you know that shit was bullshit you lucky son of a whore
If you just had a sick-ass race with me and we both died together at 3-4 flames, let me tell you, I had a 1-up and still ended 1st.
>Logitech
Absolutely based.
Make the game not a laggy piece of crap, my pc is not even shitty, how can I run Fortnite but not this, kthxbai
u nibbas to slow
>3-1
I'll be on in few minutes Yea Forumsros, you all better hope i don't join your games :^)
you deserve it user
>that fucker who killed me with the red koopa shell in 2-2
i'm mad
*AHEM*
FUCK PODOBOOS
FUCK HEXFAGS
AND FUCK STARNIGGERS
>that kaizoblock in 1-4
git fukd, I had to settle for 2nd because I waited too long
that was some sick firebar movement, jesus
another top 3 for hexchads
Based
Keyboard. left handed WASD+Space and right handed Shift is really damn comfortable to me
quite based
THE WAY IM RACKING UP THESE WS YOU WOULD THINK IM A DISCORD TRANNY
>releasing the starchads and running like hell
based top 3
>cute trap bulge
>not traps with monster cocks
poor taste
WHY CAN'T YOU RUN OVER TILE GAPS
FIX YOUR GAME
>finally made it to second place for the first time
Official SNES controller with a Mayflash adapter. It's going well but I keep ducking for some reason.
Finally finished but came in 5th. Lost to some faggot named "Nigger Trigger"
>Plug in Switch Pro controller
>Run is mapped to fucking R3
Customizable controls when?
same dude. feels fucking good once you get in the zone
I've run over plenty of tile gaps. Depends on the lobby.
It feels like sometimes you can but 99% of the time you can't
>Three people got the star at the same time in 1-1
It gets worse. Most I've seen is 7 at once
I'm using a 360 controller and Run is mapped to damn near half the controller's buttons, with Jump on several other buttons and movement with a really sensitive analog. I just want to use the dpad with X for Run and A for Jump.
>6 people get star
>10 people remaining at 1-2
HEXCHADS SECURE ANOTHER VICTORY