Poorfags on suicide watch

they install stuff to mine cryptocurrency on your computer

And then suddenly, a good game appears.

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these two

Man it feels good being an adult and working a professional job so I have money to buy games and have a hot wife. Imagine risking viruses by downloading shady pirated games instead of just being a virtuous member of society.

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=( im still waiting for anno.

dull, dull, sjw shit, pirated on my switch :)
have sex.

>haven't checked on Anno 1800 in a while
>surely it must be cracked by now
>+62
Just fucking end my suffering already.

Well, the longer crackers take to expose vulnerabilities, the more games get cracked at around the same time since they're most likely all based around the same latest uncracked version.

>Imagine risking viruses
Yikes.

Imagine being this level of computer user.
You sound like my mom.

>total warfare 3K
I'll wait however many years.

>Anno 1800
Not too interested

>MK
Worthless SJW shit

>Octopath Traveller
Waiting however many years, or until I lose interest.

yikes you probably have like 10 viruses on your computer. better install malwarebytes right now to fix them ;) you can only afford the free version right?

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I know this is a meme but how can anyone possibly achieve any of this by the age of 21? Unless everything's given to you, you're just a kid with little to no proffesional experience for anyone to take you seriously. You haven't even finished college by this point.

Get a job.

>Tries to act smug
>Malwarebytes
At this point, it seems more likely that you're a poorfag who's being intentionally stupid.

Depending on what you wanna do, college is a waste of money.

>Anno still not cracked

I honestly thought it wouldn't take this long, I remember thinking I would buy it on the first sale it showed up if it wasn't cracked by then but then the sale happened and I didn't even notice. Time just flies when you don't give a shit, I suppose that's the secret, it doesn't matter if it's today or tommorow but one day it will be cracked and all I have to do is play other games and not give a shit about it. Don't really care about the other ones, Octopath is not my thing, never like Mortal Kombat and I am not buying a game so poorly fucking optimized you need an SSD to avoid 10 minute loading screens.

>Depending on what you wanna do
A high paying job which no one is going to give to a high school kid.

don't play videogames, it's easy

Still the fucking champ.

>unless everything's given to you
You figured it out.

>game released on Good Old Downloads
>mfw

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>I don't like them so no one else does
This is why no one cares about piratefags.

You can finish college at 21 if you take early courses during high school
Assuming you're not retarded, chances are you'd applied for co-op experience so that you actually have on the job experience by time you leave school. Depending on how much value you add to the company, some may even offer aid for your schooling.
Housing is going to depend on where you live. Anywhere not the major cities it would be easy enough to take out a mortgage that is payable between two people. Doubly so if you actually got a scholarship through school allowing you to devote that money to the house.

So yea planning.

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This requires levels of maturity nearly impossible for people under 21

fine by me, I only use Windows for gaming. Everything else is done with an encrypted home directory on Linux with some proxy servers.

fuck Windows

>waiting for somebody to "give you" a job
You are small time, user.

entrepreneurship is the only way to make a huge ass of money. In second place is investing but most college graduates are too smart for doing those things.

The real money is in business, user. I am sorry if you thought it was in going to college and work hard.

>Do YOU care about any of them?
Like besides Three Kingdoms, what exactly are we missing here?
A RPG that would take a while to play anyway and you can just emulate it?
A fighting game where you can't play online anyway?

yup that's what I did. college in state about $3k a semester. got a CS degree by 21, company I did an internship hired me when I graduated for a modest $52k in a fairly low cost of living area

>This requires levels of maturity nearly impossible for people under 21
maybe if all your friends are stoners and from families where success isn't expected of you. I want to bully you but I know that simply having my parents expect me to succeed is more than a lot of kids got

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They do it for free

Unless you live in a great/perfect country, none of this happens.
I live in portugal and high school serves for one purpose and one purpose only - to get ready for college. There is no co-op experience or whatever you're talking about. There is no professional experience or anything of the sort. Also there are no "early courses" which I'm again not sure what that is. You finish high school by 18 and then you need at least 5 years to get master's degree. After all this you may get the chance of getting a job that pays more than minimum salary - with some luck.

Not even going to get into housing stuff. That's just impossible. There's a reason vast majority of families live together for decades.

cope

Denuvo forced me to play MMO's again. RIP

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But the business you learn in high school serves for nothing. Where do you acquire all this knowledge to become so rich? And with what money do you start?

How to be Successful in Life
>Step 1. Have parents and family that cared about you and actually planned your future

Well there goes me

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user I went came from dumbfuck nowhere Alabama town and even they had plenty of kids going through AP classes for college credit. By time I hit college at state every other person had a job through the cooperative program by Junior year or was vying for one.

Maybe this is lost to zoomers. But pre 2010s this achievable unless you cam from a shit family that didn't prepare you.

Shit I know one guy who did 2 years in the military. Saved up so much cash, that he came back, did 4 year degree, and now owns/rents two townhomes in DC by age 26.

This user gets it.

>portugal
American majority site, so I have no idea what standard conditions are like but take you at your word.

You just need to be born in a rich country.

For most parents, expecting kids to succeed means nothing more than getting good grades, not taking the right courses in high school after having already done research a college major so you can graduate college early and do enough internship work to be able to get a top tier job out of college.

why do gordon gecko wannabes with really small bags come to gaming forums and gloat about alleged DRM success?

always see the same terminology used, 'poorfags' etc. Go back to /biz/ and rub your two shekels together you fags

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>stop being poor
... says the woman who can't even afford water in her tub

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US doesn't count right?

I don't know. From what I'm reading the US has a very good system to get into a good job early.

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I'm sorry user, but there is always the military. Its a bit of a game but once you understand it. You can put away ridiculous amounts of money long as you're willing to risk your life for (((them))). You even learn nifty skills that has a 60% chance of transferring over to civilian life.

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I grew up in foster care and had jack shit when I turned 18 and was still able to get a job and have a house by 20, and I'm a complete fuck-up
Not sure what you niggers are doing wrong, but it's very possible

But I already pirated Octopath on my Switch. Anyone with a brain knows you need SX OS to make the system worthwhile.

fortune.com/2017/03/29/millennials-income-chart/

Explain this then

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NOOOOOOO DELETE THIS BUYFAGS ARE PEASANTS

some people are able to handle greater amounts of adversity and others need more help

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How was your 60th birthday, user?

>tfw raised by a single mother boomer
I never had a chance.

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Too many of us bought into the boomer myth that you can go to college for anything that you want and find your dream job instead of looking at the reality that some jobs are much more important than others. Still easy to earn decent wages if you learned useful skills.

30th, actually
I got my first job during the "financial crisis"
You just have to go somewhere with an unskilled labor shortage, and yes places like that do still exist

>go somewhere with an unskilled labor shortage
Did you get the job in a remote arrangement before moving or only after moving?

>remote arrangement
It was in a slaughterhouse surrounded by beaners
No arrangement needed, they'd take on anyone with a fucking pulse

That isn't the kind of job I'd think would allow someone to buy a house in 2 years though

It was paying 30k a year, and houses in the area are as cheap as 40k for a 2 bedroom 1 bath if you don't mind your neighbors being methheads
Housing costs have since gone up, but so have wages

ah ok so with that level of cost for a house then yeah that makes sense. My impression of housing prices is absurd stuff

>risking viruses
Lmao

What is it about this game that makes it uncrackable?

They enjoy the challenge and dabbing on buyfags.

There is malware everywhere. Even where you least expect it (like patreon).

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piratefags know whats up desu

>Fastest selling Total War game ever made
>Nobody cares about
Kek

Thats only fitgirl and just repacks other peoples cracks

No one cares enough to crack it.

So Denuvo won? Would pirates have pirated it even if it didn't have the DRM?

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three kingdoms is fucking amazing you nigger

I don't know but the most it's ever had is 16 players on steam. There wasn't a Handball 18 or 19.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE PIRATEBROS

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>tfw don't care about any of that boring garbage
Thought I might like it so I played the Octopath demo at Switch launch. Snoresville, USA.

>he fell for the college meme
OH NO NO NO NO

FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME user, FUCK YOU UP THE ASS!!

>not even game crackers want to bite the bullet that is epic store
BASED

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