59 playing an hour ago

>from the same company
Uh, user...

published* by the same company

Do people who stream this game right now exist?

Volvo has never made a game, they are a car company.

google it

58 is actually a good number for a card game

I know you read this and I know it hurts you

so if I play right now ill be in the top 100?

I wonder if any of the players share a birthday

valve made a game nobody asked for in an over saturated market littered with better alternatives

>It won't teach them a lesson
they are doing the same thing with dotachess know. And, just like with artifag, valvecucks are defending and excusing valve becasue tencent "forced" them to rush the game?

they made an announcement where after Underlords release, they'll be giving an exclusive reward to Artifacts player who have been continuously supporting them, and they're selecting those with 1k playtime or more so I'm guessing people are probably idling the game
its either people or bots trying to turn a profit by selling the exclusive item to the Steam Market once its released

blog.dota2.com/2019/06/dota-underlords/

honestly its impressive just how fucking bad that is. they did what steve jobs warned against and filled their entire company with out of touch businessmen

>they are doing the same thing with dotachess know
what
where
Can I play it?

Maybe, the Artifact category used to just be about streaming movies and tv shows before rulefags started reporting everything.

>zero cheap thrills
>fill it with "tough luck faggot" bullshit
>hand me that ticket money, some more

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>people are idling this game for rewards
>still cant hit 100 players in the whole world
WHAT
THE FUCK

whos this?
she's cute

>It won't teach them a lesson
It definitely did considering how they're treating underlords, which is the complete opposite of artifact.

Valve fucked up steamworks update and some games (like skullgirls and puyo puyo games) have problems with matchmaking, maybe their magnum opus, evangelion of card games genre, also got hit by that

how do you not know this epic woman

that really don't bode well for underlords

NEWFAG

>epic woman
Did she get bought out, too?

A rebellious daddy's girl.

What happened to the 1 million tournament?
Did somebody come and just take the money?

Oh really? Try holding 58 people in your hand at once, faggit.

literal newfag

They pretend is coming in the future since they know pro-players moved on already.

It's still going
>starts in March
>that is when game reached 100 players
>artifact was made during BR craze
>one million dollar prize for the last player
>artifact is the greatest Battle Royal game ever
>Gabe, you've done it

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They released a card game 2 years after card games went out of style. Literally nobody asked for nor wanted this. It would have been better if they just kept their game dept. dead instead.

how big are your hands

based retard

source? 1k hours sounds like bullshit

I can't believe you actually got people believing your made up shit.

It's a figure of speech, retard.

Nobody wanted a card game from valve, they wanted continuations of the shit they already had or something new and innovative. What they got was this turd sloppily pushed out on them and valve is probably sitting there wondering what they did wrong

literally the link you stupid nigger

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Not even a full year and the game is already dead. The only thing people are gonna remember from this game is the little Twitch incident.

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lol no, they are literally trying to pretend artifact never happened.
There is no long haul.
The game has been fucking shitcanned.

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hes literally that kid

Artifact was developed by 3 people and 2 of those 3 people jumped to Autochess.

I wonder if it'll be sold for as much as the PUBG early access skins but if not I'm happy with at least $20 so I that I can get my money back

>the little Twitch incident.
tell me, sir

i think you need to buy the dota 2 battle pass to play the beta/alpha, it'll be open to everyone in like a week or 2

People using the abandoned twitch page for Artifact to stream shit from anime all the way up to porn

No, source to this made up reward valve is yelling about to keep Chinese bots playing ya dumb fuck.

> dota 2 battle pass
how much does it cost?

delete this i dont want to compete with other faggots on the steam market

People were just streaming random shit in the games directory since it was completely dead. We had lara getting slammed by a horse to Endgame being streamed

has there been any more shenanigans on twitch or did they crack down on that?

user...

Theyve literally given up on the game and said "we're working on it"

>you need to buy this card game AND you need to buy all the cards
Huh, i wonder why

damn this is actually sad to see

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They pretty much shut it down. Even made new accounts not being able to stream. Artifacts header also got changed into a generic logo since NIGGER found its way on there

.....I love card game's bro's, I was hype that this was not going to be shit, but the pay to win shit, it was to much. ...I'm going to go play some bot game's with the pre made decks just to enjoy the sounds, really good sounds in that game

what card game isnt pay2win?

>wc3
>cs1.6
>anime profile
looks pretty based

Portal 1+2 are both excellent puzzle games, AND, rare unicorns as AAA games with good story/writing.

Will it go free2play anytime, lads?
I want to actually try it out

>used to be
It was a meme based around some streamer who jokingly would check artifact on twitch to see nobody was streaming

YGOpro

upvoted xD

ah you clever rascal you observe, quite rightly, that all card games require expenditure of that most precious resource: time! and as such are always "pay2win" by virtue of this logic.

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what card game needs you to drop 30$ on axe?

Yeah i think they arent working on artifact at all

Haha you fools, you are all going feel really stupid when valve releases the rework next year and my axe coin goes to the moon. I've bought up all the extra stock, I'm going to be a millionaire next year.

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What are the current card prices?
DId they go up or down?

One can hope. I wish they would make an attempt at a fully new AAA singleplayer IP. It seems Valve has completely lost all ambition.

fucking orbiters.
they literally created another thot

have sex incel

i literally have a gf which i sex regularly (yesterday)
cope

your tranny gf doesn't count faggot, dilate her

all girl's need to do is not be fat, why don't they get that? (oh wait they do)

fat girls get even more love and attention, especially in America.

>your tranny gf doesn't count
>dilate her
>her

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Could be worse, pic related (and it's still 23 cad on steam somehow, there's also no bots so you literally can't play it).

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nice projection, redditor

Nice rejection, Mr. Perfection.

by default yes

my gf has braided hair, c cups and smells nice ;)

and no, she isnt fat (;

>they made an announcement where after Underlords release, they'll be giving an exclusive reward to Artifacts player who have been continuously supporting them
what the fuck, i bought every card but I dont have 1k hours so i'm getting shafted in every hole. FUCK YOU VALVE IM GOING TO EPIC.

This thread just went full cringe

What happened? Why? How? I didn't even know the game was out in first place.

Wow, 58 more than normal! Artifact is back bros!

They released it and charged a huge sum up front like morons, when this shit looks like a basic mobile game and should have been funded by optional pay/skins. They also never released it on mobile.

>you could literally fit the artifact playerbase into a typical classroom

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grow up

...enjoy your dead game?

>people actually buy artifact for the gameplay
>forget the fact that valve made an announcement about giving dedicated players a reward
>mfw people who refunded the game
I can't wait to get cyberpunk for free once I sold my shit on the market

$0.02 has been deposited into your Steam wallet

Remember at launch when you could buy the game, sell the starter cards they give you on the market, and then request a refund?

>There was a point where the in game cards were worth more then the game
Really makes you think

Sierra published Artifact?

Selling them to who? Like who was sitting around buying starter cards?

Tell us went wrong with your game.

LONG HAUL

He obviously meant Voldo you moron

I think we ought to thank Valve for making people come together and watch fun videos, movies and generally have a wholesome time for once on Twitch

Because they don't need ambition.
They can just sit on Steam and their hat simulators and make a ton of revenue.
Valve will only go back to making big games when they're in serious trouble.

That was fun and comfy as fuck. I had more fun with that than I ever would with Artifact itself.

>make game attempting to cash in on the TCG craze
>make it so you have to both buy the game and the cards and have 0 way to acquire cards just through grinding out in game currency or some shit
literally too greedy, kikes do this from time to time, push a little too hard to test the consumers, they got shit on as a result. The game is low effort trash so they basically just threw it in the garbage bin

It reminded me of the good old days of Justin.tv and Synchtube

what the fuck you guys told me this game was dead

Looks pretty fucking dead to me.

She looks fine though. Probably just a thot that wanted a confidence boost and then went "okay i'm in a relationship now stop PMing me" to ditch the orbiters when she got tired of them.

Not when you use literally before.

>tfw no futa toon

what games are you guys getting after selling your exclusive reward

>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-15/twitch-sues-troll-streamers-over-violent-videos-pornography

your time is up

>U.S. District Court, Northern District of California (San Francisco).
Of course it is

Reminder modern valve can't make games, only buy mods from someone more skilled and make them official.

hahaha the fucking internet police. what they gonna do? ban your twitch acount and call you bad?

probably more levels for my battle pass

Thank goodness your girlfriend isn't fat. The only bonus of my wife putting on 20 pounds is that her tits are big as fuck now.

OHHHH OHHHHHHHH

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