Mario Royale

I've got bad news for you, incels.

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There are three kinds of people that deserve to live: the starchads, the big guys and the fast ones. It's not their fault you don't belong in any of those groups.

>some guy camps in starman mode at the end pipe in 1-1

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3-2 starnigger killed me when we were part of the only 3 left. fucking cunt.

1-2 is pure kek if you're big mario

WHERE MY DANCECHADS AT?

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im glad someone added the ultra chad wizard spot

platform of shame

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The secound place spot is comfy

WHY THE FUCK DO I GET CONNECTION INTERRUPTED INSTANTLY
LET ME FUCKING PLAY

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forgot to add the pciture

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how 2 jump?

>got the star on 1-1 and 1-2
>both times I ran left afterwards
>still placed third

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Rip all those 2-1 bois

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>chromebook
Are they any good? Also I didn't know any of them had 1080p screens

>tfw can't partake in this tomfoolery because of lag.
it really does seem like a lot of fun.

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Fuck you animetittylife.

That mario who was in first with me in 1-1 who also had a star that betrayed me at the end because my star ran out before his

fuck you starnigger

beware the idiots with a star who stay at the spawnpoint of the bonus areas. should these guys have a nickname too?

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>get raped
>A and B get switched again
FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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campshitters

How do you sprint????

Childhood is believing that placing first is the best because it means you were the fastest player
Asulthood is realizing that placing third is the best because it means you're directly responsible for the deaths of everyone who comes in afterwards

Can't even run google play roblox, but it looks nice

HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP DYING TO BOWSER

SHAME

hold shift

The only one to make it. Feels lonely man.

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FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS

And Luigi

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FUCKING STICKY KEYS!!!!!

Do you play pichu in smash ultimate?

Lol I keep sending Nintendo emails about this hopefully it gets taken down

>yfw this happens

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Fuck this laggy faggot game.

>make it to 1-4 with less than ten Marios remaining
>Die right before Bowser due to shitty hitbox

Why do you hate fun?

>tfw super attuned to the mechanics in the original super mario that I can feel the slight differences in stomp mechanics and enemy hitbox size
this faggot needs to get his fucking game in line

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What a faggot.

YOU NIGGAS FUCKING SUCK

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i got my one win alongside the man himself last night, i'm content until it sees a major update

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Bait

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>tfw people start jamming with you

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>using the same name twice
cringe

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piranha plants are the fucking absolute worst

Who just died to Bowser on 2-4?

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shut the fuck up

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Reminder: Everything is possible if you just believe

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>big bro opens up 1-2 ceiling for you to run on
t-thanks,,,

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>mfw stealing mushrooms
>mfw starniggering on the vine

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Protip, wait a couple seconds at the start of world 1. You'll avoid the star faggots and the horde will clean up the hammer bros for you while everyone who runs ahead will be dead by the time you reach world 4.

>9000 hours in mspaint

Nice tabs

You either shopped that or changed the JS

how do i make a webm

which one of you faggots stole my mushroom

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>those tabs

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>Other bigfags fuck up their jumps and accidentally smash the rest of the blocks
Why are all bigfags literal retards?

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Haven't touched ultimate in months.

>that fucking retard who dies to the first goomba

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based pokefucker

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When your too much of a fast nigga

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The two time!

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>get star power up on 1-1
>turn around and kill everyone I see
>watch as 10 or so players turn around and chase them to the start of the stage

biggest lol

HAHAHAH LOL I GOT THE STAR SO I'M GOING TO WAIT ON THIS BLOCK AND KILL EVERYONE LOL I'M A MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT

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>have a heavy lead in world 2
>get to 2-2 with seconds to spare
>speedrun still
>jump and hit the bottom of a mushroom and fall to my death

miyamoto is a hack

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The two time got banned

Well done though

I-it happens sometimes
>fuck up my jump as a bigbro
>free the star right at the beginning and kill the low road fags instead of correcting it

is there any way to swap the jump and sprint buttons

SEETHING

good job "speedy"

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how tf do you connect a controller?

Protip: don't

>get star in 2-1
>climb vine
>lol as people start dying

I don't want to win I just want stars

I was the nigga that died to bowser in front of you

FUCKING ASSHOLE

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Fuck you two dickheads.

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too many random input fuckups (connection based I guess) for me to get into this shit

that was me, at least one was

SEETHING

Cope

Man, I suck at this game

>3-4 only two alive
>gift the mushroom to the bro that's behind me so I don't end up alone
>he dies in the very next pit

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me

There aren't any, you're just shit

being alone is suffering

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>starfaggot chasing me falls into a pit
GET FUCKED

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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which one of you fucking assholes was this

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a-are you hot salazzle pussy

fuck you giant star mario

no that was me, he inspired me though

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So this is what it feels like

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youtube.com/watch?v=TLb33K8UO30

>that feeling of dread whenever the star music starts up
>mfw slowly realizing that I'm playing a Mario vs. Troll King simulator

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hope you made it firebro

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>stage 3-2
>mario ahead of me gets the star
>think he's going to turn around and kill me but instead he leads the charge and kills everything in his way, making it easy for me to just waltz through the stage

>stage 3-3 happens
>he dies to the first goomba
lol thanks anyway

Alright Yea Forumsros
>Favorite World
>Worst World

happened to me after getting the hidden block life on 3-1

I'm too fast to be killed by stars.

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I don't have a worst but 1-1 is my favorite because I chase people with the star powerup. people will literally turn around and run to the start of the stage to not die

megaman 1 royale when?

>tfw you become a starnigger

it's just too much power. Nobody can resist the corruption

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My game is stuck like this while multiple star themes are playing endlessly

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Congrats to 1 and 2, Christ I've died so many fucking times to make it this far again.

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Death to star shitters!

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I like to pop the block then let someone else get it to create a distraction then immediately jump on the upper blocks to safety

Hell yeah

Incorrect on both accounts.

cunnyposters ww@?

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the game needs more fences

Do it!

Remember that Starnigger who killed you when you first started

Hahahahahahaha fucking faggot

You're shit

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Is there other Battle Royale parody of old games? This looks like a goldmine ready to be exploited.

ive never hit the ready block

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I got the star for the first time and eradicated around 30 of you bastards in 1-1.

Don't feel bad. In 1-2 I was immediately starred in the crawlspace.

BR Quake III would be cool

I don't know if it counts, but there's Tetris99 on the Switch

Based tabs

>get fire flower
>really excited
>didn't even mean to
>it's 3-3
>lots of hammer brother and piranha
>think this is my time to shine and help out all my cute little kouhai
>throw fire everywhere
>don't realize what's happening until it's too late

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oh the bitter taste of irony
I won, but at what cost?

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No, you're a manlet.

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>he found the secret block
My nigga

Nice

kek

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I choked at the last second and lost my mushroom, we could have been tallbros

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I hate that the jump button defaults to auto-jump. I keep fucking myself over because of this

nice bait

Right here

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I'm a peenyposter

hope you're happy with your star, big chad user.

checked

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Whos the starnigger that ran off the cliff.

Good race at the end there

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this is too advanced for me

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WITNESSED

THREAD'S OVER

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Witnessed

>another hex maniac bro

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shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP

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I think the dev should remove the "star kills you" functionality

There's still tons of ways to die, and a massive challenge to race

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Move to the containment board please

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that's great

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Absolutely insane

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WITNESSED

BASED

no one man should have all that power

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>creates his own general because he's so triggered by us being on this board
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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>tfw you enter 2-3 with 3 other guys and come out as the only survivor
Thank you for coming user, I thought I would be alone

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Move out of your parents' basement.

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yo

we did it reddit

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We had the same idea, I see.

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Sorry I just wanted an excuse to post my thread :(

There goes the thread...

>kill 30 people with the starpower up on 1-1 and get way behind
>end up winning first place anyway

it's great being a player killer

How about no

NICE

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>waiting for people on 3-2 with a star
for what purpose?

ZOOM IN AND OUT WITH MOUSE WHEEL

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Thanks user

Does anyone have a gif/webm of 3-1 vine star massacre?

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have sex

>going for fire flower in 3-2 near hammer bro
>someone bumps the block I'm on saving me from a hammer from below by a mere pixel so I can keep my fire power
>seconds later get obliterated by starnigger barreling through everyone

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I mean it really is an impressive get. First they have to set up the name and get third place. They probably never even expected to get a 3 on their post number as well.

>more than one thread about a game is made
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE GO TO /VG/"
every time, how does it feel to have autism? was your school life tough?

wizardbros...

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Or it could just be shopped, or he might have used inspect element to change the text

does anyone remember the first game? i don't know if it was a bug or not with this remake since the guy made it in html but i noticed the bushes and the clouds have the same asset just recolored

thanks for the (You)s

those were all me

guy on the left moved on the platform for a solid 3 minutes before 2nd place came by

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I'm ready for my ban now.

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>camp the top of the vine in 2-1 with another starnigger
>start running
>he panics and chases me
>goes back to try to kill people but fails
you're welcome, sorry to that one guy I couldn't save in time

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

So what's the best version of the starman theme

No user, thank YOU for the (You).

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I still haven't got a star

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Mario 2

If you were genuinely trying to post a thread because you actually like the game and think it should have a general, then fair enough, but the fact that you said "move to the containment board" implies that your motivations are completely different.

bout fuckin time i placed

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who has more kills starfags or hammer chads?

youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw

when I enter a lobby and see my fellow dancechads I know it's gonna be a good time

Alright which one of you retards was it

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>Nobody can beat world 2

???

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FUCK YOU STARFAGS

newfags don't even know the mushroom hop trick

>wait for everyone to kill themselves
>win even with lag
ez game

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I live in Brazil and it's perfectly playable, I even got 3rd place once
it's literally just americans

You don't really need it, it's all about getting through the course as quick as possible

Based user

>get star in 3-3
>kill the stragglers
>still win first place

thanks xenochad

But for real tho the /vg/ thread is legit. I made it because I like the game

make a designation for the small spot between the trampoline and the pipe

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fuck off

which browser are you using? i am also br but suffer a lot of lag even -20 players

>world 3
>give someone the star in 3-1
>only around 15 people left by the time I reach 3-2
Too easy

Starfags, then pirahanna plants probably.

>THERE'S A STAAAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
Very relevant

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firefox

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I saw you place on a stream. Unless someone else is using that name too.

Polegreasers

It'd be neat if they added the Mystery Mushroom costumes as sprite choices.

who ashelyfag here

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lmao kermit just fucked that user over

fucking bullshit block in 2-2 that killed both me and another mario

Good job Kermit, I knew we would make it.

who zoom zoomer here?

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Not really. All the sprinters get wiped fast you're better off waiting a couple seconds so the star fags don't bother you.

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thank you dancebro

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>these names
Yea Forumsros? where are you? why are you not in the top 3 with me? It was World 1 Yea Forumsros, why didn't you win?

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gg, we were both afraid of bowser

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yep

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>peach's farts
based taste!

>that time nisekoi got added
that was a weird day

you can go to the dev's discord and youtube video to ask for stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=cgmNQ5zPuSQ
bT5frEv

You're welcome

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FFFFUUUCKKKKK YOU BOWSER

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mario 3 royale when

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>discord
DROPED

sorry for the turtles user :^)

sorry, I was over in world 2 killing absolutely everybody

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>wrong piranha plant hitbox
>wrong bowser fireball hitbox
>wrong cheep cheep hitbox
>"controller support" doesn't support d-pad
Fucking zoomer dev

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Good taste

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>get a star
>game freezes
what is this feeling

>always release the starchads

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STAR PLATINUM:THE WORLD

>he doesn't make it to the end with the fire flower powerup

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well at least ONE of you faggots made it this time

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>literally begging for content

Typical nintenigger.

You guys are really bad at Mario. And that's coming from someone who hasn't even beaten the game without the Start+A trick.

holy FUCK luigi that was so close

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I was so close to being a /firechad/ in the end but I choked.

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suck my fatty

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wait do stars actually hurt other players
what the fuck

WHAT
THE
FUCK

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same thing happened to me,
someone got a star and the game froze for all the marios around me. Saw one mario come seconds later and every brick he'd break would pop open the dying mario sprite

>get chased by 2 shells on 2-1
>get the 1-up
>hit by shell an instant after

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marvelous, isn't it

gg Maro

Unironically the lag

it helps anons run into them to give a boost

So thats what the block behind the castle does? lol

>starnigger literally pixels away from touching me in 3-2
>speedrun the whole fucking level without stopping, with him on my ass
>survive
hahaha suck my dick starnigger

Their default OS sucks, but they're great if you install GNU/Linux.

youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

all i can hear is this when i'm playing the game

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>cant stop getting second

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FUCK STARNIGGERS SETTING UP CHOKEPOINTS

>buncha fags waiting for stalling starnigger in 3-1 to stop
>unleash a shell and kill a dozen of them myself

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I keep hearing the vinesauce version

STARNIGGER ON FLAGPOLE YET SOME HOW I TOUCH HIM AND I DIE

BULLSHIT

zoomers BTFO

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Yep, good game

Sorry 2-4 castlebro I ran into the podoboo

>literally starniggered the team until 10 players were left on 3-1
I expect other starchads to do the same.

I SWEAR IM NOTHING LIKE YOU NIGGAS

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BRUH THAT SHIT TON OF PEOPLE WITH INVINCIBLE STARS

Stop avatarfagging.

I'm putting together a team

1-1 is easy as shit.

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stay mad dancecuck

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I saw someone spawn a 1up shroom
what exactly does the 1up do, extra life?

>finally get a star for the first time
>literally mass murder 70% of the server
Holy fuck this is better than sex

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yup you just start the level over

yes

yea, look top left it shows how many lives you have

sad

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arrow keys or wasd guys?

well, i didnt exactly get first place but you get the point

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Some nigger just died in the lobby
fucking how im crying right now

>what exactly does the 1up do

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>Twitch
Oh no no no no

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Only one other person managed to finish fucking world one with us.

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aw hell no
5

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That was me R.I.P

that was me. I was fuming with rage

Most kids on this board were not alive when the movie you are referencing came out

>it's a russian
they don't give a fuck about nigs

Based

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another win for hex chads

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i bet you're both lying. scumbags.

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i think we are 2 but thanks anyway

you guys really cant beat world 3?

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yesss my first win
no 1st place tho ;-;

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Did anyone get banned for this?

The jumps in this game feel like shit

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that was me

i won, but at what cost bros, 2 smaller marios died in front of me in 2-4's castle

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Finally first place. That's enough of this until the dev adds more worlds.

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It was a honor to fight alongside you.

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asshat

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Every time I drop I am clearly a second ahead of everyone else unless I mess up. Does this give better connections a lead?

yeah it feels nothing like the original mario 1 but you get used to it after a while
only problem i still have is the controls just randomly die on me for some reason, i think i need to rebind them

>leading the pack
>enter 3-4
>everyone else behind me is already dead

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I let you win. You know who you are.
I was there for like 2 minutes too

first world actually has worst internet cos corps are greedy af

I’m pretty sure it’s just a joke

why isn't the game called infringe royale anymore

whoever gave me the star in 3-1 is a saint

It's not, twitch is really fucking awful when it comes to that stuff

another top 3 for hex chads

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If that's true then apologies but the way you said it made it sound like you hated it

good shit senpai

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How come I haven't heard people seethe over the names

I recognize you two, good job fags

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Game ain't well enough known yet

Well, third is better than dying I guess

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lel

fuck this shit game why is there no chat and you can't see usernames and WHY THE FUCK DO I NEVER GET WORLD 1 WHYYYYYY

>Go out of my way to kill everyone with star
>Not on level 1

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>get fireflower in 3-1
>bestow the star upon a manlet to wreak havok
Feels good being chaotic

The guy who made this knew what he was doing when he placed that one koopa on 2-2, you guys know which one I'm talking about, right?

Ayy, I'm this guy - Well done, and well done to #2 as well

Also
>you're a big guy
>is a big guy
Kek

>yfw

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Too busy seething over dying in 3-1

YOU TOOK MY MUSHROOM AS I DIED IN THE CASTLE YOU FAGGOT

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Rip the small mario that danced with me on top of those gray bricks. You will forever be in my memories and an honorable 2nd place lad.

>dancing on the moving platform in the cloud section all the way through
This is how I know I'm with real dance club niggas and not those posers who come over to the left in the lobby.

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They have to get to the end to see them

How, you literally jump on the edge of the pipe so you don't have to worry about the plants

Oddly enough, I find it easier to win on 3-1 than 1-1

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rip to that brother we lost to bowser ANOTHER TOP 3 FOR HEX CHADS

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>game lags right before pit

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You're alright.

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GOD FUCKING 3-1 SHELL LAGGG

I don't see no Hex chads here.

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How do we stop Todd Yea Forums?

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You can see usernames at the end for the top three mate

firebro, if you're here, thanks for clearing the way, I was part of your army of midgets

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why am I getting killed by the air

>die to a podoboo at the very end behind the firechad

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>not Ringo

You were probably pretty close behind me (in third). Well done for finishing anyway lad, I've been dying repeatedly and I rarely actually get to the end.

Jean jackets...

Cheeto stained sweat shirts
with super broad cinched up elastic bands
that look like what a fat little platinum blond retard kid would wear...

The aforementioned items are what 80s "fashion" looked like: UGLY as HELL.

>startards decimate everyone in first stage

You might have a point. With 1-1 you basically have to be perfect otherwise you'll get caught by the starniggers. With 3-1, I've made mistakes but still finished it in first, because other people usually die or get held up by a piranha plant or something.

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Shit, really?

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We fucking did it bros

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is world 2 that hard?

good job nice boat

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Hey

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forgot picture

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We were the only two to make it.

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>tfw you pretend to keep running as a star nigger but then you 180 on these retards at the steps and wipe 30 players

I was the guy who got the star and ran back into everyone at the beginning

>took a star in 3-1
>only 3 players left by the time we get to 3-2
>race and have fun with one of the two other guys left
If you're here: thanks, that was fun.

>World 2/3: don't be shit to win
>World 1: Be fast to win while a fuck tonne of star shitters massacre everyone
World one is the real test of skill.

Finishing World 1 with the Fire Flower is the real mark of a chad

I DIED AT THE FUCKING END OF THE CASTLE FUCK YOU BOWSER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YES, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE EVERYONE
ROLLING A STONE UP A HILL A THOUSAND TIMES FINALLY PAID OFF

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cheers bro

I took a shit and came back and the level is still going... wtf? doesn't it end when everyone makes it?

no you gotta reload

dear lord

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BOWSER FUCKING JUMPS ON THE SAME FRAME THAT I DO AND I MISS OUT ON THIRD

>Only two people made it to the end of world 1
You've got to be shitting me.

>2 wanna be starniggers standing on a star block waiting for someone to hit it
>hit it just to see the chaos
Cheers

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It was close but the power of shitting on waifus got me there.

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This.

1-1 is hard mode.
You either are fast enough to be the alpha starnigger, or you pussy out and take the pipe shortcut

TOH is streaming. He cuts the end quickly from all the racist names.

PROTIP: Take your time. Don't be TOO slow, but basically so long as you know your shit and can deal with the Bowz you'll most likely get top three.

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Welp. The true purpose for Mario Royale has been discovered and achieved at the same time. Well done Yea Forums.

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I want to FUCK Maka.

Nice, I was second.

how come every time i win im all alone :(

>see someone waiting for a paratroopa to come down and jump over it
>jump under it instead
Too slow, kid.

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that other mario and i who die to bowser at the exact same time
> daisy>peach was already 1st

Impfuckers where you at

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I HATE THE HAMMER BROS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>open the roof in 1-2 for the little bros to pass through
>then grab the star and speed through the ground floor through people who wouldn't appreciate my kindness

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FUCKING STAR FAGGOT KILLED ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>1-2 roof hasn't opened
>guy at the front of the pack gets the star and turns around

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C'mon bros, you can finish world 3.

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Fucking finally. Only time I've gotten in the top 3 with other players

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>4 players left
>get to the end
>the podium is already full

Cool I got 4th

Imagine being these two guys.

That was me, I pussied out.

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Finally made it

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>Going for top 3
>Not top 1

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>all of the 3-1 fastchads die to the pirhanna plant

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>that guy who holds left on 2-1

>get the star for somebody at 3-1
>he betrays me and kills me first
FUCK YOU

>not making the pixel perfect jump off the top bricks to clear it
true fastchads rise up

Just so you're never forgotten, my friend

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I GET KILLED THE MOST BY FUCKING GUMBAS AND PLANTS FUCK THIS IM TOO GOOD AT DUCKING STARSHITS BUT I LAND IN FRONT OF A GOOMBA EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh hey, nice. I didn't stick around to see you arrive.

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>kick a turtleshell
>lag makes it kill you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaAaAaAa

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Proud of you for getting that win on the second run, user.

>Only 2 people beat world 1
Stop being bad already.

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GOD DAMN LAG KILLING MY RUN FIX YOUR SERVERS YOU DAMN NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

alright that's good enough for me, that's all for today

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Enemies have Dark Souls 2-tier hitboxes. Might be the netcode.

Puyochads rise the fuck up

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jesus christ user

>2-2
>Starts with a one block wide gap from ground to mushroom plat
>Sometimes can just run over it
>Other times you fall in and die

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>them tabs

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WORLD 1 BITCHES
HEXFAGS CAN FUCKING SUCK IT
WAIFU FAGS KILL YOURSELF HHAHAHAHAH

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I CANT FUCKING TELL WHERE I AM WITH ALL THESE FUCKING TRANSPARENT NIGGERS IN MY WAY

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What was it?

>deleted
Fuck.

ANOTHER WIN FOR HEXCHADS

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You don't need that many fucking tabs open at once.

ehehehhehehehee

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taking 1-1 pipe thinking it's safe is a noobtrap. Starmen will be at the exit pipe every time.

Finally made it

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try again motherfucker

>playing on phone
but for what purpose

Hasn't happened to me yet, starniggers are dumb and would rather kill the ones trailing behind.

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Retard had a million tabs open on his computer at once. It's almost if you you WANT to crash your computer.

Learn how to use bookmarks.

why does this game only run smoothly on chrome what the fug

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Damn, RIP that guy racing neck and neck with me in basically all of World 3 only to die at Bowser.

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To the guy that kicked that damn shell at me on 2-2 fuck you nigger I'll rip your skull open you genuine dicksucking faggot

I wish the first level started like at least 5 seconds sooner

3nd place, new record for me

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How?

Are you on Linux? I haven't had issues on any browsers with Windows.

ANOTHER #1 SPOT FOR HEX MANIAC TRUE CHADS HAHHAAHAAHA

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That was me. I rather die than come in second

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#3 here, gg friend :)

Ive been playing this shit all day, cant believe that a local souls youtuber has made a gamemode for a 20 year old game that is addictive and fun

And nintendo cant figure out peer to peer connection yet

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that fire bro and I who went out together
tense race bro, glad we went out at the same time

Man Mario on 1-4, why'd you go for that mushroom? You had that shit won

This: If you take your time then sure you can get top three but if you want to win then you gotta go fast.

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The user probably got butthurt about people complaining about the tabs

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>pick the star on 2-1 and climb up the vine
>only one other mario climbs up into his death
They're getting smart

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that was a good last stage

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That's impressive, I would definitely find playing on a touchscreen too frustrating

Please don't tell me you pulled that again just now.

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But how do you play it on a touchscreen?

That was close

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Nope.

Fucking got beat by a half second, even face tanked bowser to try to make it.

Jesus that's a lot of tabs. Even I don't keep that many tabs open. I close a few if it gets that bad.

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Is there anyway out of the victory screen other than refreshing the page

>In the lead in 1-1
>Get to the stairs
>Killed by starniggers
Every fucking time

ANOTHER WIN FOR HEXCHADS FUCK YOU NIGGA WHO KICKED THE SHELL AT ME

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Dunno, looks like that guy is running an Android app, or probably an alternative keyboard, which gives him touchscreen controls which map to keyboard inputs.

I've got an iPhone and I don't think there's any way to play it on iOS unfortunately. Or maybe there is and I'm just dumb.

gotem lmao

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>4 bros left
>get bored and massacre them all with a star for fun

Make sure you check this box, user. Don't want the jews snooping on what you're posting on a korean knitting forum

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Has this blown up yet?

Wonder what app that is then...

You're alright, then. I just don't like when good opponents just give up.

Glad to see i'm not the only one who does this.

I don't give up, I just do reckless shit if I'm behind.

another #1 for the order of hex chads

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lmao

>jump in the middle 2-3
>get stuck in the air as if I touched the flagpole
>walk off and die

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close behind you

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Why the fuck when I touch others with the star they don't die but vice versa and I do

>1-1
>Some dude immediately hovers off into the air at 3 times sprint speed.
Niggers

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I'm gonna jerk off to hex maniac now thanks

lag

FYI run on top of the flying platform for a huge speed boost. So many people jump off of it

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>He can't afford Game Shark

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youre welcome
another top 3 for hexchads

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How do I play this on my phone (android)

I don't if it's available for ios but I use puffin browser pro. If you're on android find the apk for it and download it.

nobody expects the 1-2 star

Good to know you fuckers can still have fun once in a while. Haven't had this much fun since the dolphin netplay threads

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Stole 1st at the last second, what a thrill

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Based chad telling hexnigger to fuck off
That’s me btw

>Jump on Hammer Bro's head when he doesn't have a hammer
die
WHaT

We out here.

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>get the star on 1-2 and stand under THAT spot

What the fuck is a hexfag ?

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I have to masturbate to wrong proportions but dont care hexmaniac now

THE MAD MAN

Fucking nice dude

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theyre so mad that they cant get #1

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>3rd place
it's like pottery

Always pleasin'

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>kick shell
>kills me
FIX THE FUCKING GAAAAAAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Imagine losing to a horse fucker

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This game needs a kill feed

our egos couldnt handle that

Yes and a final ranking

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>20 people get the star in 1-1
oh ok guess I'll die

Did this one for you

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>cumming on hex maniac

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THAT FIRST FIREBALL ON 3-4 FUCK

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I MADE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME WEW

FUCK YOU NAKABRO I STILL LOVE YOU

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