Meanwhile in Yea Forumsenus
Meanwhile in Yea Forumsenus
Hunter Barnes
Lincoln Parker
That is unironically what global warming will do to the earth
I wish I was born 30 years earlier
Oliver Scott
Oliver Turner
>global warming
Leo Perez
venus more like penis aaaahahaha
Lincoln Ross
They told me there were women here. What the fuck?
Liam Perry
Make it 800 degrees?
Austin Harris
"climate and weather are the same thing" - americans
David Williams
They came from here, stupid. There's none left.
Unless... hey, want some of this basedmilk?
Colton Gray
>people elected this into the office
Camden Lewis
Way to derail a thread with your bait, faggot.
Matthew Campbell
Luis Richardson
Climatologists disagree with you. At its best, global warming will make the earth a "cloudless desert" where the entire planet is dominated by one high pressure cell.
Adrian Watson
Everything looks like piss
Josiah Martin
Where I live, in the past 3 years or so, woodpeckers havestarted to flock here every spring and summer and we never used to have them here. Now they're fucking up peoples' house siding and waking everyone up in the early mornings with their jackhammering.
Also this place never used to be so windy but now it's like kinderdijk. Can't even open patio parasols anymore. It's crazy.
Jordan Cook
AHHHHHH MY FUCKING BONES ARE MELTING AND THE AIR IS CRUSHING ME AHHHHHHHHH
Jaxon Murphy
venus is piss
a planet of piss
a sterile planet of piss,
full of sulpher and carbon and acid galore
hot and suffocating
Logan Nelson
Really? If that's true, what a relief.
Julian Edwards
haha yeah global warming is fake we're all gonna be fine it's just some liberal propagranda, haha
god i haven't seen a bee or butterfly in years.
Joseph Jackson
Should probably go outside sometimes.
Benjamin Gray
They were all replaced with goddamn HORNETS
FUCK
I FUCKING HATE HORNETS
THEY THRIVE ON TRASH AND ATTACK EVERYTHING ON SIGHT
FUUUUUCK HORNETS
David Collins
ok now what
Jeremiah Rivera
Cooper Wood
Guys why is Hitler here filming?
Wyatt Powell
Observe bee and butterfly, unless you live in a desert.
Brayden Gutierrez
Hey, /aphrodite/ here. Just wanted to say Ishtarr terra sucks ass. Fucking cunts STOP RUINING MULTIPLAYER AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Leo Perry
i see stray cats and a fuckton of construction
Connor Mitchell
Git gud.
>t. fellow Aphroditan
Chase Young
I watch the local kids freak out about bees all the time, you should get out more.
Easton Rivera
It’s beautiful there, it’s just that (((they))) might tell you otherwise
Thomas Wilson
Fuck you, too.
You're ignoring the fact that their high altitude gives them an advantage in cooling, thus our matches one-sided all the time!
Joshua Brown
you mean (>(>(>they
Nathan Wilson
UNDER PRESSURE
PUSHING DOWN ON ME
Isaac Mitchell
Isshtaranu hearu, yoou gaijinsu areu tothal bakasu. Gittu guudu oru faku offu.
John Lopez
Holy shit, check this dumb fucking baby out.
Joshua Smith
Daniel Stewart
>I watch the local kids
Isaac Thomas
>Blade Runner 2049 Las Vegas scene
Austin Morgan
>Venus
>Supposedly the planet of beauty
>Looks like shit compared to Jupiter
Adrian Sullivan
It’s staring at me... menacingly
Benjamin Wright
they're freaking out about wasps and yellowjackets, both meat and paper-eating animals that are substantially more aggressive than cute bees
Luis Jenkins
stand back, plebeian.
Dominic Martin
Who /lowlands/ here? Having trouble with shitty parents? Computer overheated again? Consoles too expensive?
Anyone?
Jaxon Perez
how's being afraid of acknowledging the presence of children going for you?
Asher Peterson
My lownigga, we'll beat them hig*oids someday.
Someday...
Blake Lewis
WHO TOOK MY SUNBLOCK?? SPF 60 FOR FAIR SKIN
Christopher Campbell
Is this samefagging? Please do more. You're the most interesting part of this thread.
Adrian Anderson
>I just had lunch, so global hunger must be fake.
I can see how it's worth discussing how much of an impact humans have on it, but straight up denying climate change is the dumbest thing
Robert Rodriguez
Henry Perez
>she lives above the clouds
hahahahaha wtf
Benjamin Wilson
Wyatt Turner
>new_vegas.jpg
Asher Young
Gas giant planets scare the shit out of me
Isaiah Rivera
Earth here, are all venusians girls?
Michael Gonzalez
OH GOD I'M BURNING ALIVE BEING CRUSHED AND DISSOLVED BY ACID AT THE SAME TIME
Dominic Scott
Maybe you should leave your parents basement
I see bees and butterfly's all the time at work
Aiden Rogers
Yes, but we're on Yea Forums, where everyone's a loser.
Asher Russell
>Yea Forums trying to discuss a game they never played
same vibe
Sebastian Johnson
lmao
Parker Smith
O-oh shit! How did you get here from Earth???
Connor Nelson
I want to visit Mercury, any recommendations where to go specifically?
Easton Carter
He probably used meme magic™ to come here. I want their cold carbon cocks so bad...
Leo Mitchell
looks better than BR 2049,Deus Ex HR and FO: NV combined
wish we could go there.
Eli Harris
Bees are unironically being genocided by the elites to indirectly control population growth, it's got nothing to do with climate change.
;__;
Andrew Rogers
Weird terrain, opposite of Caloris. Cool tourism location, you know.
Julian Bailey
This place?
Josiah Bailey
Yes.
Blake Gutierrez
My friend decided to move into this fucking shithole and invited me for dinner today. What the fuck is this place? Feels like im in the fucking oven and everything looks like piss. Fucking robots flying around trying to cool down the planet yet it still feels like i have my head in my grandma's fucking ass.
Chase Wilson
P U L L U P WOOP WOOP P U L L U P TERRAIN TOO LOW
Anthony Cruz
Give me one (1) reason you haven't moved to Titan yet.
Blake Thomas
/m/ars, /jp/iter, /n/eptune, /p/luto
Brody Butler
Gas giants are perfectly fine
youtube.com
Christopher Martin
Some purple guy wants to kill everyone
Cooper Baker
Are you made of silicon or something? Makes sense, I guess.
Ayden Flores
It has been quite long since I have moved into a big city, but even when I visit my parents in the countryside, I don't see as many bees as back when I was a kid.
I remember our dogs happily hunting them over patches of flowers.
Landon Turner
>mfw live above the clouds
>mfw i am literally god
>mfw i laugh at the landfags down below being paid minimum wage by nasa to cool down the planet
>It is comfy 35c here while down below its like 250
fuck you faggots. Enjoy your peasant terraforming
Hunter Howard
THE MAD TITAN
Jose Nelson
Hello everyone! Today I have visited Lunar Capital and I've met my wonderful goddess Sagume-sama! I could not talk too much with her due to her specific ability and responsibilities, but she told me that everyone posting in this thread will remain virgin for all eternity.
Anthony Gomez
>gets in giant dump truck, starts destroying stuff
youtube.com
Brody Young
HELP I CAN'T BREATHE
Liam Edwards
>forgetting G/an/ymede
David Cooper
>Oh, man. It sure is nice on venus.
And then OP showed up.
John Brown
>/m/ is laid back but cancerous, so is Mars
>/jp/ is big and gives you cancer, just like Jupiter
>/n/'s cool as Neptune
>/p/'s chill as well
Of course Yea Forums is seething.
Chase Nguyen
tell me when they can actually get a good picture of the fucking moon.
Mason Foster
im an astronomist and i call bullshit faggot dicknipples niggerfaggot shitnigger homo
Isaiah Ward
>ignoring /i/o
Brayden Campbell
Robert Martinez
It's too hot here.
Angel Morgan
>from Eur/OP/a
>not a faggot
Henry Thomas
>it is a hot summer of 2568 on venus
>51 degrees celcius
>comfy.jpg
Levi Miller
242 degrees? Man that’s insane!
Ryan Lee
Totally worth genociding the silicon babes.
Adrian James
>He isn't from /u/ranus
This place is the best, the only downside is all the unoriginal faggots who think I've never heard that joke before.
Isaac Gutierrez
>tfw born too late to enjoy cool temperatures
>tfw born too early to kill Atheon
Nathaniel Flores
it smells like ass
Juan Ortiz
>living on the planet
What are you, poor? Buy your own comet right now
Hudson Nguyen
>Peoples
4channers.
Mason Harris
Those don’t exist
Jack Morris
Not really. Yes climate change combined with pollution, unlimited expansion and wholesale destruction of forests for farmland and ocean acidifation, de-oxygenation, exploitation and sea warming and a whole bunch of other stuff is in the process of making 99% of species go extinct and make any serious further human development let alone future space travel somewhere between impossible and implausible. But it's not going to lead to runaway greenhouse and evaporate the atmosphere, life will still survive far away from the equator, including a few million human beings, albeit struggling in an environment devoid of many of our current food sources and other sustenance.
John Jenkins
>American education
Jose Edwards
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BURNING HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES HAVE POPPED FROM THE PRESSURE HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S VOLCANIC ASH IN MY LUNGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME
Mason Collins
fuck off terranigger, you can come talk with the rest of us when you work out FTL travel, until then keep to your own filthy kind, fucking apes.
Nicholas Parker
#verifyvenuz
Matthew Hughes
I'm libtard
Bur holy shit this is dumb
Gavin Roberts
I like my bodily fluids somewhere above the freezing point of water and my drinks to be mostly H2O.
Michael Ramirez
>Talking about ape politics in Yea Forumsenus
I bet you want ot fuck their women to you degenerate scum
Ryan Anderson
Reminder to always keep your windows firmly closed shut and to inspect bulkheads at least 3 times a week or this will happen to you.
Wyatt Morales
Not true. Scientists have already calculated that there isn't enough water on Earth to produce a greenhouse effect like on Venus.
Andrew Nelson
Yup, it's going to be like what said.