I need a username for the Nintendo Switch but my Switch hasn't arrived yet, I have no idea how the online works...

This thread is bad and so is Ashley.

nintenchad

XxGaymerGurll666xX

I'm just desperate for a good username at this point.

C

An adjective, a Pokemon name, a number

Gay4Banjo

This thread is bad but Ashley is cute!

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Just wait until her nose grows in and her skin gets disgusting from the raw magical power flowing through her bloodstream.

Calbean4

Pegamenis

The fuck is a Calbean? Don't you guys have any concrete ideas or formulas for decent usernames?

Until then I'll enjoy her cu**y on a daily basis.

CuteAndFunny
simple and it fits I bet

That's more than ten characters and I'd bet a hundred it's taken even if you could put it in.

MisterLister

You guys realize the switch only allows 10 character names right?

MistaLista

BumCucket

Pene

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Dashley
Ashley but with a D at the front so it's slightly more original

Come on my dudes someone must have at least one serious answer.

Syxhlae

Nogger

Pick your two favorite nouns.

peniswart

NateHiggers

Honestly guys I had a username I liked but i was stupid and used it in places that reveal that I definitely like lolicon. I wish I could keep using it desu.

pene

KroolWon

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ILoveKRoolKock
Assist_Trophy

AshleyNWarioFux

Names can have copies
CuteNFunny

But your nintendo id can't right?

It’s not like PS4 or Xbox you can change your username anytime.
You’re account is tied to your friend code

I believe so
The name that will appear online can be copied, hence why you see several John in Mario kart

Isn't there like a network id that your account goes by?

SupPeachs

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Just name yourself cute&funny.

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But I'm not cute. Funny maybe if the reactions of my coworkers are to be believed, but not cute.

Yeah you’re friend code.
Like mine is 6588-4693-7585
The username that appears online can be changed at any time
You can have an entire Splatoon team of rollers all named “Rick Roll” no problem

Just do it

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Really? So can you change your email?

Username that appears in game?
Yes
Email as in your @gmail.com email?
You’ll have to do that though Nintendo.com
But that’s completely different

But it is doable right?
No way. It's taken and I'm not cute.

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Mugwumps
WiccaBat

It doesnt matter, toddlers wont be able to read your username anyways

just make it your name

She'll just cast a spell and become young again.

Alex. E. Cunny

based

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FunnyCunny

Sonyegro

BagonBildo

Sneed

Cunnley

You guys are so bad at this. You probably all have shitty usernames.

Do you love Ashley Yea Forums?

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Just choose a normal name like Eric or Jim, to strike fear into people when you play online games

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Here have a generic username:

Ygdrei

Rowsdower

what's your favourite colour? Use that with other nouns or other options below
petname, do you have a pet?
The first letter of your name and combine it with another noun.
Do you listen to music? What's your favourite song, band? Take a part of it and add another noun to make it original.
Reverse your real name or make an anagram out of it.
Slam your head on a keyboard and add vowels to the non-sensical "word" you just made.

no

shes my daughteru

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Trashmaster4000

because that's where ashleyfags belong

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I'm ashamed of everything I like so I like my name to be as unrelated to me as possible. I suppose smashing your head on the keyboard could result inaedrtgijkpu; but that's a terrible name.

Those names are about as scary as irl Eric or Jim who both suck at video games.

rude bastard
die

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Big Digger Nick

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>I'm ashamed of everything I like
imagine being this insecure

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I use my discord name and number, my discord name is only two letters long anyways so it all fits. It's great, i can actually get some people sending me messages every now and then after a smash match and whatnot

Imagine if the witch boss from SML2 was her grandmother

Listen to me user. For a short time I was a ponyfag. After realizing what a faggot I'd become I'd come to think perhaps that I wasn't as self-aware as I thought I was. I've yet to regain my confidence or my willingness to think that I'm anywhere near the idea of cool or acceptable. Decisions in that regard are best left to someone else as I've already seen what happens when I make them.

RadLadRX

Ok then, not to worry, other options are still a thing.
Find a noun that sounds good for you from Romance languages, or just Latin and Greek.
Find a character name and make an anagram out of it.
Make an acronym out of things you like, if that doesn't work for you just hide insults in the acronyms, i.e. - N4S (Niggers for sale)
Copy the username of a literal who from the internet and change the vowels a little.
Also slamming your head onto a keyboard is efficient, you just have to try multiple times;
>yghfufu
>Yughfu
>eudurhnw
>EudurHound
etc.

or just use a random username generator if you lack braincells

You can change your nickname at will so don't worry about it

K. Ucked

I'll give some of these a shot though the slamming still ends with mostly poor results.
Yeah but what about your login id? That's forever.

Good usernames come naturally to you

I'm pretty sure it's just an email address

Have you seen most usernames? They don't.

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Can you change your email address.

I dunno

Because those aren't good usernames. A good username becomes your persona online

Yeah and then you fuck it up by doing something embarrassing and have to get a new one.

You wanna talk?

IMGAYANDLOVE4chan123

My username is associated with lolicon upon internet searches and since it's a fairly unique name there aren't a lot of results and it's clearly me. I liked that username but I fucked it all up.

Take better care next time. And never use the same username in different websites unless you want people to figure out who you are and dox you.

That's my plan with this next username if I could ever come up with one. I really liked that username damn it. The worst part is it's extremely young loli. I just had to be into Detective Conan's Haibara at the time.

Neorussia?

No I'm not Neorussia whoever that guy is. His search results don't even seem that bad.

Jeff Goldbloom.

what's your username and what happened?

You could possibly create plausible deniability by making it look like the loli comes from someone in another country who happened to use the same username, not a good idea if your name includes specific numbers though. Probably also not the best idea when you consider that one day all of those sites will be gone and by making more search results you could be extending that date further into the future.

All of the embarrassing things I said as a teenager while using my (mostly unique) username and sometimes even my real name have all thankfully been lost to time.

Wow that's a brilliant idea. I hadn't thought if that. How would you go about doing that? Making profiles on foreign sites with the same name?

I'd rather not have my username in the archive for all eternity but basically I contributed to gelbooru some images I noticed were missing.

flippo

ILikEmYung
MamaTits
CuteNFunny
CnFMeister
CnFGeneral
CnFKing
CnFLord
CnFLover

That's nice but there are millions of results so it's clearly taken.

Not just foreign sites but any site that lets you set a country in the public profile can work. Youtube or a 3dpd porn site might work best because you could create a favorites list or playlist where all the videos have titles in a specific language. If I searched your username, find an account filled with Spanish videos but know you don't speak a word of Spanish, I'd have good reason to believe that someone else was using the same username.

What is this obsession with cute and funny?

CnF clan. Form a clan/guild of lolicon with [CnF] at the beginning of their name.
Like Yea Forums's TFT (Touch Fluffy Tail).

xXxShadow420xXx

That defeats the whole purpose of getting a new username. I'm trying to hide my disgusting tendencies not make them more obvious.

Yes

I might seriously do that thanks. That's really a brilliant piece of information.
Brilliant. Another excuse for me to never come up with a good username should I be unable to salvage my old one.