Why is he so based?
Why is he so based?
Ryder Long
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Adam Martin
Because he used to be Yea Forums and got paid for it.
Now he's nu-Yea Forums (shit at all video games, too old for most fast paced games, too hipster for AAA games), and also gets paid for it.
Parker Murphy
>fedora lord
>2019
He belongs in a museum.
Christian Martinez
he got to steady milking his yellow videos have you seen this guy irl? what a sperg
Landon Smith
is the eskapust posting about yahtzee every day because he's the only thing that keeps their gay business afloat
Levi Baker
>Because if someone tried to pay him to shill a bad game, he would turn them down and publicly decry them.
>He supports the development of good games and tries to draw attention to developers who are investing creative effort even if he doesn’t agree with all of their design choices.
>He rates games via an elaborate metaphorical description of the experience they give him, rather than attempting to water it down to a 1-10 score.
>He likes hard games, and is at least good enough to understand the mechanics even if he can’t pull them off reliably (meaning he’s a more reliable resource for players who like hard games).
>Vegemite.
David Nelson
Used to watch him but now all that he reviews are small indie games that I'm never going to play and large AAA-games that I'm never going to play.
Also, his speech has slowed down quite a bit from when he first started. So much for "zero punctuation."
Angel Russell
Yahtzee' 2019 E3 series is gold
>"(on the Doom Eternal Phobos opening) It's like the begging of Halo 2 if Master Chief was a bear"
Nicholas Watson
he's the only reviewer i trust to be completely honest because he has high standards in good places and doesn't give a fuck about all the sjw bullshit so he criticizes games well
Levi Howard
>i don't play big games
>i don't play small games
So basically you just don't play
This, but i think he licks too much indie s balls
Cameron Thomas
based
Ryan Carter
>That bit in the 50 Cents Blood on the sand review where he drops the start of the N word
Based
John Ross
This game actually sounds more interesting than I expected.
Lincoln King
how is he still alive after the failure that was game damage
i remember watching him on youtube before he sold out, and now hes the only thing keeping the escapist alive
his videos were good until he added that gay new intro and outro shit, that's the point i stopped watching
hes a fucking liar too, check one of his gears of war videos, he claims he was playing on the normal difficulty (which doesn't let you get revived when downed, only casual does) but then goes off on tangent about the ai not reviving him etc
plus fedora
Gabriel Perez
He just wanted to go to the space...
Jack Sanchez
>wears fedora
>based
Ethan Hughes
holy shit isn't he like 50? how does he have such amazing hair? I bet his wife is jealous
Adam Walker
trilby
Nolan Martin
is even such a thing of mid sized game anymore?
Alexander Moore
im honestly surprised anyone associated with the escapist is still relevant enough for even a throwaway Yea Forums thread
Cameron Phillips
is there*
Sebastian Moore
His CHZO series was great
Jayden Wright
This was always my favorite of his games. Really liked the whole theme of being stranded in space with an unknown killer and a crew that doesn't trust each other.