Why did Billy name both of his kids after himself?

Based

Pedos keep thirstposting about wanting to fuck the characters.

same

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It's a phone game

jesus what the fuck is that?
Please tell me this isn't real.

Both of them are very cute, but I do prefer Billy just slightly more. I also like how they both have hair sticking out their helmets.

George Foreman did the same, he has several sons named George and a daughter named Georgetta

>I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this alien

current era gaming

Damn

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> hair sticking out their helmets.

that's gay

B&R

WHERES THE PORN, LEBOWSKI?

You leave their helmet hair alone

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How does tye actual game look?

>Oh Billy! You're so mean *ah!* wait until *oh!* i tell mom about how you creampied me!
>She wouldnt believe you because you have Cum in your mouth!
>*O R G A Z M O*

Fucking hot.

FUCKED

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FUCK YOU

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While I can think of this

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I'll get there, one bullet at a time.

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Young Billy is actually named William Joseph Blazkowicz III.
All the "William Joseph"s have had nicknames like "Billy" or "Billy Joe" or "BJ".

Billie probably also has a proper name that is different.

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That's all I saved from last thread. I think there are more though

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Doing good work, user.

Never thought I'd have Commander Keen fap material in my folders. Huh.

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>be DOOMGUY
>named Stan
demons died of laughter not his legendary 'rage'

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E3 is a magical time.

>people actually think the Blazkowicz sisters will be lesbians for each other

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Who said that?

why?

This is news to me... You have pics?

Look at the diagram posted. The Blazkowicz are in the same bracket like they would be lovers.

The chart shows them as sisters. They come from a branching fork. Have you not seen one of these kind of charts before?

>he didn't save the best one

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>Billy will grow up to be the greatest demon killer of all time

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Guess I'm just retarded then.

Still, I've plenty of times here and on other forums that they're worried they would actually make them a couple. If one turned out to be lesbo I wouldn't be surprised. But both and for each other is just plain stupid.

If this isn't an alternate costume in the new Keen game, something is wrong in the universe.

BATTLING THE INTELLECT
NO TIME FOR HIS DISRESPECT

>tfw

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Why couldn't it have just be a real game? I hate seeing the artstyle go to waste like that.

Swipe the art and put it into a Sumer Mario romhack.

>could have remade/re-envisioned the original platformer with an appropriate art style
>make it phone-shit instead
Only good thing to come out of it was them making the Keen series (w/o Dreams) a buck on Steam.

and the lewds

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE ART

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I completely missed those lines in the song. No longer a mystery whether the new villain is a boy or a girl. Still a question whether it is Mortamer's son or just Mortamer himself. Very much leaning towards son.

...

>Footjobbing some thing.

Disgusting.

because Bethesda are getting lazy.

Oh god it's canon

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more!

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To what end?

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Billie was missing an incisor. is the skull missing an incisor? ... ... It's missing all the teeth, so no positive identification possible. Can't say it's not her, can't say it is.

I don't think it's supposed to be Keen, I think it just means that Packers fans go to hell.

B.J. is rolling in his grave.

That should mean that McMire killed them.

Wouldn't he be happy for them?
Is this all on a booru or something?

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Based Drawn Together poster

Fun cartoon? Yes, the artstyle and trailer were top tier. Game? Not even close, it's mobile shit.

bigger question
one of these kids is the grandparent of doomguy

witch one is it?

How do you react if someone in the new game calls Billie by the nickname "Crash"?

both

Arthur Blaze is the grandparent of Doomguy.

John Doom is an incest child. That's why he's so pissed all the time.

The problem is that it's not a game user, its a mobile cashgrab.

The kid IS Doomguy.

BJ > unamed kid > KEEN > unamed kid > DOOMGUY

It's just disrespectful to the original iD team. Commander Keen was originally a Mario 3 PC port that iD proposed to Nintendo. They changed it to Keen when Nintendo shot them down. Changing it into a mobile game to get some quick cash is just fucked up. It wasn't enough for them to essentially steal iD from John Carmack.

No.
BJ > Arthur > Keen > Doomguy

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Scroll up.

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the classic trivia indicated originally that:
BJ > Unnamed Kid > Keen > Doomguy

What you're describing would be potentially what Bethesda wants it to be the extended family tree.
BJ >either of his daughters (chances are we will get some kind of answer on this after the new Wolfenstein) > Keen > Billie/Billy >? Doomguy (this is going to depend a lot on what ends up being confirmed as Doomslayer's actual backstory when Eternal comes out)

what are their names so I can find them on Paheal

Did you miss the "Free to play mobile game" part?

how'd they get away with it

literally just boy/girl from Quaker's cereal commercial
there are only 5 good pics but they're made by Maniac Paint so they're high quality

>Unnamed Kid
He isn't an unknown, he's Arthur Kennith Blaze (Blazkawicz). Keen's mother is Susan. His brother is Bobby. His little sister's name is an unknown.

Why

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Looks like the drew a regular fish, and decided the eyes were too small, but didn't want to start over and do it right.

Doomslayer is confirmed as Doomguy in Quake Champions because of the Daisy rabbit from doom/ultimate doom.

They also teased revenge for Daisy on twitter if you're one of the guys claiming Quake Champions isn't canon for some reason

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how do you fuck something up so simple

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>doom guy is the fucked up kid born from a brother and sister.

game remake devs don't want 1:1 adaptions, they want to "make it their own"

sometimes it works, but most of the time its shit for the sake of being shit

Based mexican

By not living in a clown world

To be fair, that would not have flown either 10 years before or 10 years after that aired.
That ear is the oddball, even though the moral police have different goals now

Why even fucking reuse it if you're gonna change it!?!

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You wouldn't understand why because you're a zoomer so mobile games have always existed for you. Mobile games are a cancerous practice that has only negatively inspired video games like bringing in gambling.

You can go to casinos in games like Dragon Quest anyway.

ya but you don't use real world money for that

If only

Is there any cute art yet.

Scroll up.

Okay there were a few thanks. Just some Billie for now.

>This is doomguy's sister

and lover

Ahh, the mid-2000s.
God I miss it.

>keen fucked his babysitter
>had doomguy

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It's dungeon keeper all over again.

Oh, fuck, this thread is killing me, I actually have something going on with my sister, wish me luck

>John Romero literally Commander Keen's kid is Doomguy.
>The New Commander Keen is also named Billy and the son of the original Commander Keen.

Doomguy's real fucking name is Billy. The demons are terrified of a guy named fucking Billy. Holy shit.

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tell us more damn it

Nice. Good luck.
If it's not bullshit, which it probably is.

>people actually think Doomguy is one of the twins

huh
yeah right and Ranger is the cool uncle that shows up every once in a while

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Parents divorced, she was really lonely and hated dad, she called me and wanted me over every other day, then we were tired of being in her room the whole time so we started going out, soon we started flirting and well things happened, we haven't done anything important, yet but we do kiss, cuddle and even sleep together

Billy is a nickname. His actual name is William. Will is a pretty good name for a demon killer. He's got the WILL to survive

William.

>BJ destroys the nazi's singlehandedly
>Becomes a hero
>Doomguy fights off the invasion of hell
>Becomes the demon version of the boogeyman
>Ranger kills an outer god
>Gets sent to the Arena Eternal to suffer for all eternity while he loses his memories
I just hope a new SP Quake comes out and gives Ranger at least something to look forward to.

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Bimmy isn't even a real name. Didn't they even proof read this shit?

>tfw I have the same first name as Doomguy
Makes me feel better about being born with the name Billy Bob

What do they think about the new Commander Keen?

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>BJ
he is now a head attached to nazi clone corpse...I dont like it
>Doomguy
now he is PISSED all the the time

not particularly good for either of them but I agree with you
ranger deserves better

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The Nazis started calling BJ Terror-Billy after he became more famous for butchering them. It's either that or his nickname BJ.

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cute feet(s)

no it doesnt, there's no line between them. They just share a picture, because, they're in the same fucking picture

Honestly? Same kinda shits happening with me. I feel that something will happen with me and my mother soon if she doesn't fix her marriage, she'll use me as a dildo out of desperation.

Amazingly based.
I don't have a sister, but you must live my fantasy for me.

My father's name was Chuck Dick. Don't feel bad.

Also what this guy said. I don't know understand it.

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Huh, my name's William. I guess that explains my natural aptitude for killing demons.

Who currently owns Hexen?

A guy named Billy who fucks his sister

>a redheaded kid named Billy with the capability of wiping out civilizations

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...It's sad when you realize this is likely canon and that losing not just his pet bunny but his twin sister was likely his breaking point.

I'm out of the loop. When was it confirmed that Keen is Doomguy?

his sister/lover
her also being his lover makes it even more dramatic

It's mobileshit.

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there friendo

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So what's the story in commander keen? I never played it because I was a kid when doom came out and I thought it looked cooler.

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the rage from losing a lover/sister is greater than just losing a sister
it explains why he's so mad

Why do prepubescent white kids always fuck like rabbits and orgasm while embracing eachother?

Super genius kid who built a space ship in his backyard goes out when his babysitter naps to save the world and explore the stars for adventure. Per game plots were a thing, but they were mostly fluff for reasons to go do platforming stuff.

Keen is a boy genius who made his own rocket and explores the galaxy, keeping it safe from evil. Basically, aliens and shit. And some other genius that is super jelly. The whole Dexter and Mandark thing, before Dexter was a thing.

because it's cute

He's casually vaporizing hapless aliens in the new trailer, so he was hard core from a young age.

stop

No keep going

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no
ok

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Original Commander Keen?
It had 3 arcs, two of which were the fault of Keen's nemesis, Mortimer McMire. The other arc was just a dream.

anonfile.com/U7z2scv4n9/keen_zip

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Jesus fucking christ sauce me up or post more. Kinda reminds me of that one ben and gwen pic too

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Thanks anons, I didn't think I'd get an answer. I just thought I'd get called nigger. Also worth a play?

Sounds like a fun plot desu.

N3f
just search his stuff on paheal

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Does this mean the Nazi regime ultimate gets brought down?

I guess Billy's genius intellect transferred into new and exciting ways to RIP AND TEAR

Yep it's her. Look at the holes in the helmet, it's for her ponytails.

In the old DOS timeline, they have a quick end. In the new Bethesda timeline, nobody can be sure yet. BJ Blazkowicz has different wives and children in the two lines.

Hello time traveler

All football helmets used to have those holes.

That's just part of the helmet, even OG Keen has the holes in his

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Doomguy's name is given as BJ Blazkowicz III in Doom RPG, which is also what Billy from the Keen game would be.
They're both mobile games though so who knows if they're canon

Commander cute and funny

I've seen this "cute and funny" thing pop up a few times now. What's the deal with it?

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The birth of Doomguy

What is cute and rhymes with funny?

This is all you need to know

The orignal creators have said that Doomguy is Keen's son. Bethesda's awareness of it remains to be seen, since they don't seem to know much about the Blazkowicz line to begin with.

It means you should close the thread if you're not a gross degenerate

oh no too lewd

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Oh, it's loli faggotry.

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Revised with Crash speculation in exposition form.

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The authors are jews

Hello fellow """high school student""

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Cuteandfunny

Low test cringe reddit beta males not welcomed

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The fact that it's been confirmed that the father of Keen is Arthur, and from the stuff we've seen of Youngblood, there doesn't seem to be a brother, makes me worried.

Bingo. Only jews can put the most degenerate filth on national TV and get away with it.

The concept looked cute but lack of gameplay and being a damn mobile game quickly ruined any interest I had for it.

Maybe Anya gets killed off in the third game and BJ remarries.

A quick dirty way to fix this is for Commander Keen to be a dimension hopper. He is a super genius after all. No guessing how Bethesda will screw this up.

The interview with Romero showed how much they fucked up by not making it a proper platformer.

My guess is an older BJ finally finishes them off in New Whatever, the sequel to New Colossus. Likely dies at the very end just for the sake of finishing a trilogy.

>His smile and optimism, GONE

Wait, this Billy is the Doomguy? I just fucking thought they were rebooting the series.

I'm still not going to play a mobile game but I will admit this has peaked my interest.

He was conspicuously polite, like he was masking an amount of internal anguish.

Redpill me on this Commander Keen and Doom lore thing

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Interesting. So Arthur would actually be a step-brother. I can buy it.
I doubt MachineGames will bother though. I highly doubt someone over there cares enough about this. They had a great opportunity to actually create a new IP that works within the id family. How many other companies have had that change? And they just make "not BJ with tits still fighting nazis"
Fucking waste.

They share the same universe

BJ is Keen's grandfather
Keen is Doomguy's dad

I think that's about it outside of Doomguy possibly having a sister thanks to this new game

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If Bethesda doesn't fuck the lore up, yes. Commander Keen is the dad in this game, Billy and Billie are his children meaning Billy has to be Doomguy.
Poor bastard doesn't know what a crazy life he'll have.

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>I just hope a new SP Quake comes out
ladbible.com/technology/gaming-wolfenstein-2-dev-says-a-new-quake-is-on-their-bucket-list-20190513

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I thought NuWolfenstein was in its own continuity but apparently it isn’t

By old DOS lore he is Doomguy. In Bethesda's mind, nobody can be certain of anything.

The Keen games go into the Keen familiy a certain ways, and Blaze was always an Americanized form of Blazkowicz. The old ID creators maintained that Keen is the grandson of the Wolfenstein3D guy, and that Keen is the father of Doomguy.
The chart really has most of what is findable.

Is there any evidence of this?

Oh for fuck sake.

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She can't be that young if she and her franchise is dead already

it probably was just being on a shitty phone game in general that did it

Neato.
The art design meant to be in the style of a cartoon is cute and I'd probably get it if I see actual gameplay and it was a typical console platformer.

But yeah, being designed as a phone game from the ground-up doesn't bode well. And if the game is free, well it's fucking dead on the water.

I think the only big difference in the past lore and current lore is that the nazi's won ww2. Everything else seems to apparently fall into place nicely.
twitter.com/romero/status/946516548734324739
Romero and Tom Hall themselves confirm.

You're one to talk, Gwen.

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>Posts the most lolicon pedo advertised character

Oh you're a faggot.

Oh yeah, I'm probably never going to touch the thing, I just find it fun that this might be the game that properly establishes Doomguy's past as a kid as canon, and it might have done it by complete accident.

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I think I'd prefer if Billie doesn't turn into Crash. I find that her dying would make more sense to properly have Billy turn full Doomguy.

>Intensifies
>Not Heavy Metal Starts

It's just a reaction image, fag. I haven't even read/watched that far into BHA.

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>Doom guy is redhead
>mfw

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I don't want to play the new game, but I do feel like I should poke around to get names and cut-scenes for new lore.

The new Keen wife looks like Molly McMire, but they haven't officially said her name yet, so they could kill that connection. The new villain looks like a young edgy child of Mortimer, but there hasn't been official word yet.

That explains why Hell's forces don't affect his soul.
He doesn't have one

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It's fucking true.

That kid is the fucking Doom Slayer and is going to be in a world of shit.

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>Turns out the reason the demons can't kill him is because he doesn't have a soul to be corrupted/killed

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>heavy metal intensifies while fucking your twin sister

That's his McMire bloodline from his mother's side.

uhhh wat

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>wolfenstein 2 dev

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On the one hand, I've been thinking about making OC about this Billy is Doomguy connection.
On the other, I don't want to be a tool for Bethesda's marketing team.
Decisions, decisions.

It's entertainment before the dark times.

I kinda feel like Crash was never supposed to be anyone. Fans just call her Doomgirl because of the standard issue armor.

make it politically incorrect then
racism or sexism work but I suggest incest

A theory I saw on here that I really liked was that Daisy was actually Billie's pet rabbit, not Doomguy's.
But after Billie dies for some reason, he adopts Daisy for himself. That's what keeps him in check.
By the beginning of the events of Doom 1, that's still Billy.
By the end of the events of Doom 1, that's Doomguy.

I know I'm getting my hopes up but what are the chances that despite being a mobile game it's a decently designed 2D platformer that costs 10 bucks with zero microtransactions and a decent 3 to 4 hour length of content.

I know I have a better chance of my virtual waifu fucking coming to life and sucking my dick instead of everything else I just posted but we live in a world where Banjo is in Smash so surely there is a chance.

What are the chances this one time, it doesn't turn out awful?

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I like the way you think.

Rabbits have a very short lifespan.

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>your own twin sister is your drill instructor and sargeant

Eeeeh nah
This whole timeline makes no sense

that's disgusting

No, it's going to be trash. The only positive thing we can take from this is headcanon for the lore.
It's likely going to be some cookie cutter formula gameplay that a million other apps do, with microtransactions out the ass.

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And after all that, all he could do now.. was kill.

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Arthur's mother isn't Anya. Arthur's mother is Julia. Doomguy is Keen's son, not grandson. You can check the other chart.

Maybe Billie only dies shortly before Doomguy punches the commanding officer which gets him sent to Mars. So at most, from her dying to Doom 1 would be about a year.

I did not expect to live long enough to witness commander keen revived with incest art pumped out. Really weird feeling.

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they wanted a new keen game and they got a mobile cashgrab, simple as that
the kid angle is not what's upsetting people

Technically they live in the future.
Science probably learned to breed lifetime pets, pets that age super slowly.

But really, who cares, this is the same world where Hitler won WW2 and Hell is real.

If the military hadn't exterminated the Yorps, the demons wouldn't have invaded Mars. The Yorp were their only natural predator.

Every piece was commissioned by Carmack

Carmack was always the based one.

Does id have a lore guy? If not, I'm applying cause this thread is gold.

>id lore says commander keen is doomguy's father/distant grandparent
>doomguy had to destroy his dad's corpse not once but four times
damn

Gameplay looks like absolute ass.

What!?

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A lifelike representation of what his father looked like at age 8.

What if, instead of being old Commender Keen, this was Doomguy's quadruplet children, wearing the traditional family helmet as loyal Greenbay fans would?

Doomguy had to go through a lot of shit to emerge as he does in D44M. Completely and utterly devoid of shits to give. Hell gave it their all to discourage him but it only made him angrier, to the point where he decided he wasn't even going to leave, he was going be their nightmare.

I don't know what's better, Billy seeing visions of the future in the form of recurring argent fueled nightmares or Doomguy/Slayer Reminiscing about his childhood adventures while knee deep in the dead and drenched in HUGE GUTS.

...Is there something I'm missing here?

I say the lineage ends at Doomguy. He's Eternal™, only thing he does is kill demons. Any children would only stain his image.
If id wants to add more IP's into the family, they need to go back in the timeline or find some sidepath of the family to take. But it has to end at Doomguy.

Not really. New Billy is Doomguy, so it would be fun to be able to match Billie up with some existing character. Crash has been called Doomgirl occasionally.

>The Doom cheat codes were really just Billy using his advanced Keen tech to his advantage.

Wait is Keen's wife really his babysitter?

Yeeee

Nothing confirmed but going by games having you rescue her, seems like the obvious connection. Funny thing is he married his nemesis' sister. Keen doesn't mess around.

She's drawn to look like her. No official word yet, but purple eyes aren't usually common.

They’d probably have Doomguy be Johnny Blazkowicz while Billy continues the lineage

Doomguy is already William Joseph Blazkowicz III. Too late to undo, that's been him for years.
Billy is the same short version of William that was used by Commander Keen and by BJ.

>too late to undo
You don't know what a retcon is do you?

...
So what are we to do now knowing this information.

Watch the boy for signs of aggression and violence.

>Yfw This is setting up a Two-Player campaign with Doomgal

>Quake Champions
why do people still use this PoS game as canon

>Dad Keen: Hey Billy, what are you listening to?
>Billy: Just found these old discs for Metallica, Slayer, Pantera and some other metal bands. I like it!

>New SP quack
Fuck ye-
>Wolfenstein 2 dev

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This kid is Doomguy. No. Listen Yea Forums. LISTEN.
This. Kid.
This fucking kid right here.
This kid is doomguy. This brat is the fucking doom slayer
Hell. All of hell. Is terrified of this brat.
Just try to take that all in. Try to let that all in that this is literally Doomguy as a child. And that he has/had a twin sister.

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I wonder how he feels about all the incest porn of him and his sister

>MachineGames could've taken the Wolfenstein Series in any direction because it's alternate history
>could've had Anne Frank be rescued and fall in love with BJ Blaskowitz, ride his big Texan cock, and birth his children
>chose to have some histronic Polish bitch be his love interest and shove a bunch of tumblr SJW bullshit down our throats about how white people are evil and niggers should have everything
>Anne Frank will never be the ancestor of Commander Keen and Doomguy

Fucking Swedes ruin everything.

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>Billy reaches puberty
>his dad needs to have the talk to him because he keeps humping walls across the house while grunting

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Wasn’t he distinctly Christian in one iteration?

>Derpfish

I don't know if CalArts is to blame for this, but I'll blame them anyway.

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>his sister just watches in aw and amazement
>she imagines what those pelvic thrusts would feel like

>be Billie
>3 AM
>trying to sleep
>hear faint sounds coming from across the room
>UNF UNF UNF UNF

>weird uncle living in the guest house
>HUH HUH HUH can be heard from across the yard
>all throughout the day

now having Ranger as the cool uncle doesnt sound so cool anymore

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>DAMN IT BILLY STOP RIPPING AND TEARING THE DAMN HOUSE APART

What a strange alternate history this image conveys

that is NOT cal-arts. and Cal-arts is not a style, its a SCHOOL.

if anything just call that style beanmouths, gumball, maybe tumblr.

>That day Billy went to church
>It was the first time he had heard about hell

Well what DO we call this style?

I BROKE THE FUCKING GAME

I got a mushroom at the same time as the fucking LAG and plant came up and I died but didn't really die

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cute and funny
CUte + fuNNY = cunny
cunny = child's cunt

>for some unknown reason Billy didn't feel fear like the other children. He only felt RAGE

Whenever I see Anne Frank, I think of that one greentext story of impregnating Annie frank and making her suck dick to stop her from making sounds while she's giving birth.

When someone says cal-arts style, they're saying shitty, low education art.

i already said 3 possible names.

i get that the 'style' CAN be shit (gumball doesnt suck, Gravity falls doesnt suck) but demonizing a school and its students and calling it the source of all evil is wrong.

well, call it 'retard' art or something.

>Girl not using strapon to be top

Dumb shit

People are gonna call things what they're gonna call 'em.
Doesn't bother me none if Calarts the school suffers, those overpriced scam artists.

I know a lot of people in Yea Forums would get mad but shit son I'd love it.

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RAPE

It's CalArts you dumb faggot

>Billie just finds a hole in the wall from Billy constantly UNF-ing it in secret

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
IF THEY DO A DOOMGIRL
IT BETTER BE A QT BUFF LADY AND NOT SOME FUCKING BODY POSITIVE BLACK DYKE OR WHATEVER

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Catholic, and here is the proof his former profession as father (before that he stayed in the Hell).

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>Whenever I see Anne Frank, I think of that one greentext story of impregnating Annie frank and making her suck dick to stop her from making sounds while she's giving birth.

It wasn't a greentext

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If they do doom girl, she'll be very lanky and probably be voiced. The females they're trying market to can't relate to someone who works out.

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The timeline doesn't have that on it.

They can't do the latter because that would not make sense lorewise

>gumball
Gumball uses all kinds of animation styles tho

>zoomer doesn't understand why mobile shit is aids
shocking

*piqued

>When Billy got home, he asked his father
>"Where is Hell?"
>"Hell is where the bad souls go." Keen responded, "Don't worry, though. There's always someone there keeping them at bay"
We're writing a fucking children's book for doomguy.

:)

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according to Hall and Romero, theres only a DoomGUY, not a DoomGIRL.

Where have you seen them say that there isn't?

>he's read naruto 2

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And people in the 90's thought Doom was evil.

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Oy vey, my husband is having a seizure right now

Here:

doom.fandom.com/wiki/ID_multiverse_timeline

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Nothing there about doomgirl on that fan wiki page. A page that wasn't written by the game creators anyhow.

the crackest of ships

Is this the best thread Yea Forums had seen in years?

:)

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that is comfy

>John Carmack will make you his sister

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>incest
>doom
>Anne frank
>cunny
its up there

Always good when Doom is involved.
And yes, this is one of the good ones.

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BILLY WADS FUCKING WHEN?

Oh shit, now this will be interesting. Since this game will be mobile trash, we will actually play Doomguy's origin story in Doom.

Don't forget the other two

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>Ann Frank
so Doomguy was a jew all along

I didn't say stop.

Wouldn't it make for poetic justice that humanity's savior is a Jew while the man who unleashes the literal forces of Hell upon Mars is a G*rman?

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Wrong thread bud

>so Doomguy was a jew all along
HIS FULL NAME IS WILLIAM JOSEPH BLAZKOWICZ III

You're just NOW finding out he's got jewish blood?

Neutral Milk Hotel is a silly band.

why else do you think he hates hell so much?

that shit is from a phone game with dubious canon status

depending on the wolfenstein timeline he can be of polish or just jewish ancestry

>all jews are destined to go to hell
damn it all makes sense now

I can imagine Ranger as loony concerned with his own survival, that it may screw the kid's situation.
>The kids are legging it from an army of angry xenos.
>There are 2 exits, a slipgate with few guards and a ship with a entire battallion.
>They go for the slipgate and just when they are few metters away, Ranger enters with his orb it and closes it from his end, forcing the kids to go for the ship.

What's the best Keen game?

The art is actually pretty nice looking and really appealing, i like how smug they look, remind me of ren and stimply a bit.

the one with the twins fucking

Okay lemme spell this out for you. John Romero confirmed that Doomguy is the son of Commander Keen. The New Commander Keen is named Billy. A.k.a., William. William Blazkowicz. He's fucking Doomguy.

because he could you silly billy.

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bethesda has no idea what they did
If they knew they would have brought up the fact that this is Doomguy

isn't doomguy catholic?

>Billy went to his room, where his sister Billie tinkered away with some new gadget
>She noticed Billy seemed distracted with something
>"Is everything alright?"
>He didn't answer
>After a few moments she yelled out "I know! You can help me experiment with this thing I made."
>Billy looked up and asked, "What is it?"
>"It's a modified version of daddy's raygun."
>Billy held it in his hand for a moment.
>He pulled the trigger and a giant green ball of light narrowly misses his sister, making the tip of her ponytail cinder and creating a hole on the wall of the room.
>Billy had never felt so much power in his hand
It's 4am here and I'm writing Doom fanfiction. What happened with my life.

>not having the most infamous of Holocaust victims provide Doomguy with the Hebrew DNA to defeat the forces of Hell, thereby making her the inadvertent savior of humanity

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Write us some pregnant Anne Frank x BJ Blaskowitz fanfiction now.

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Keenolic

How exactly would they have, in a small teaser mind you for a mobile game of all things, brought up the fact that this is doomguy? For all intended purposes, he's still a kid and nothing else. If they're aware of BJ being Keen's grandfather, they sure as hell know Doomguy would be next in the family tree.

you and bethesda can shove your fanfiction up your ass

yeah romero and tom hall talked about it but that was before this abortion was a thing so it counts as much as one of my shits
this new keen game is only good for incest porn

>the image of Billy holding that raygun was too much for Billie to handle
>at first she though she pissed herself out of fear of almost dying
>however she noticed what came out of her wasn't urine, it was some kind of new substance

Need more......billie c u n n y

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I'm way too tired to throw myself into that.
I want to sleep but threads like this one don't happen too often.

YAMEROOOOOO

except that in the first seconds of the trailer, they show that they are following the canon stipulated by Hall and Romero, the only difference here is that they are accounting for BJ's daughters from Youngblood too.

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Write it when you wake up and post it on /his/

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How fanfiction starts
How fanfiction ends

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>shadman

>Shadman refuses to draw pregnant Anne Frank

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I don't think he'll make and pics of this. He's done with kids

>reviving an old character
>on a mobile game

What the fuck

A free game, selling wins and costumes separately. Where else are children going to learn about the joys of gambling?

Who drew this and where can I find more of it.

I'm planning to try and get minus8 to draw Billie btw.

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Technically it's not the old character, it's the children of Keen, although they still call the game Commander Keen.

Well that leaves Jlullaby to fill in the blanks, and the holes.
And bouncy korean of self loathing

Still Raven, but Activision won't let them make anything besides CoD.

VSdrawfag made it
I suggest asking for some Billy on Billie action

Draw pregnant Anne Frank and BJ Blaskowitz

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>Star of David

get sseth to commission it

He's getting better. Sorta.

ah yes, it's almost like anne frank was jewish or something

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She was a beautiful rose from the Earth

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Yes she was a very pretty girl. Still jewish.

Both

>BFG 9 is just a slingshot with a giant green water balloon filled with science juice.

Wait, Wolfenstein is connected too? What kind of Dark Tower bullshit have I been missing out on? How deep this go?

a normal american kid would shoot up a school
Billy decided to shoot the local satanist convention instead

>Still jewish.

All the better

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There's nothing wrong with it, I was just pointing out that no shit a jew would wear a fucking star of david

>Wait, is Wolfenstein connected too?
Well yeah, this one was a well known one. In fact Doom didn't get added into the "deep lore" until later.

Before it was a little Easter egg that Commander Keen was the Grandson (or Great Grandson I forgot) of BJ.

Look the thread.

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you know, at one point I was real excited that the guys who did the Riddick games and the Darkness were doing Wolfenstein, what happened?

It's been there since the games in the 90's. They didn't have to give characters names at all, but they did purely so they could tie them into the same universe.

New Colossus

Id created a family of lore.
Bethesda may or may not care or be aware of it.
Some of the newer games have claimed there are parallel earths.
The chart is the quickest catch up.

>Getting into fights with the alternative kids to quite literally beat the devil out of them

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I think some key people left MachineGames after Old Blood released. Whoever was left in charge has now lost sight of what this reboot was supposed to focus on.

They lost the plot and think people care about whatever weird politically charged story they're trying to tell instead of just letting people shoot technazis.

Seems that once Billy fought the demons in his dimension, he decided to exterminate them in alternate dimensions. Was are the odds it was his families' fault that there are multiple dimensions with infestations? Keeping in mind, his uncle may be Mortimer McMire.

>fucked his baby sitter
so how big of an age gap is there?

Keen was 8 in the games. Molly would be no older than 18, but probably at least 13.

I think Keen is 8 in the games. Molly might've been early teens so the age difference is likely around 5 years.

I mean, Billy was like 10 and stereotypical baby sitter in American media is usually portrayed by a 15-20 year old so not that weird assuming they hooked up later in life.

you mean original keen was just a quick cash grab ripoff of a mario title?

>Uncle Ranger comes by to visit the Blazes
>HUHs in and grabs his serving of dinner
>Runs upstairs to wash hands
>HUHs out through random slipgate that dissappears after he goes in

If you're wondering, the creators actually fought to put that scene in the final product

Bigger question. Did they wait for marriage, or was this a shotgun wedding after a babysitting related pregnancy?

One thing I need to know. How in the actual fuck do you take a system that was fine and worked fine in the previous game, and actively make it not work and also be shit? Cause that's what MachineGames did with New Colossus. Even if you're newblood and a new hire, you should be able to look at something and go "this is fine, we shouldn't change it". Yet, they did, and what do you fucking figure; they fucked it up. WHY DO THESE PEOPLE GET ID'S IPS LET ID HANDLE THEM YOU'RE OUTDATED NOW YOU SWEDE FUCKS

Who is Roger?

Keen seems a bit older, maybe 30-40, in the photos on the wall. Probably waited.

ID spread this info across the primitive exposition scenes of various DOS games. They probably didn't have a central document pinned to the wall.

Ranger and he's the protagonist of Quake 1.
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that also liked Quake 2 and 3.

The people who would've noticed the differences likely left the company and the people left behind weren't competent enough or didn't speak out against the changes.

INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST INCEST

Why does it always have to be red? Does no one know how to share in color any more? If you want a shadow under the nose, just make it a slightly darker color of there skin tone, seriously cam someone explain this to me, why they do this?

test

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But are they not old Starbreeze guys?

I don't think he was a Blazkowicz. I haven't seen anything saying he was.

On the McMire side of the family, there is an unnamed uncle, but I think the old lore is that his name starts with an M, whatever it is. His life after the Keen games in unknown.

On the Blazkowikz side, they have an uncle Robert, with a cousin Stan. They have an aunt with an unknown name, and unknown life after the old Keen games.

If Roger (Quakeguy) was related, I suspect the only way would be to be the son of the unnamed aunt, which would make him the first cousin of Doomguy.

>>>/got/

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You don't get sound on boards outside of /gif/ and /wsg/. Nobody gets to hear Mr. Blue Sky.

Yeah, I made it without sound. Can't post them at all on Yea Forums if they have sound.
Just checking to make sure it will upload right.

At best, Ranger's relationship with the Blazkowikz family outside of the Arena Eternal would be "these guys from the enemy footbal team"

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Literally opened this thread to post this

The few times that I played quake champions hearing ranger say I GOTTA FIND A SLIP GATE OUT OF HERE.... Unironically made me kinda sad.

A true Blazkowicz would be a Greenbay fan.

Be honest Yea Forums, would you?

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Now I am just imagining the life of Ranger and Doomguy if they were both kids growing up
>Doomguy is the popular guy in the school, Ranger is that cross between nerd and jock that listens to NIN
>They sort of have a rivalry when it comes to football
>Both sign up for the UAC marines, only Doomguy gets in
>Ranger signs up for whatever he is a part of
>Laughs like a smug bastard when he hears Doomguy is being sent to Mars
>Wishes he was on Mars when Quake happens
It's like while the rest of the world is being torn apart by demons, Ranger and his soldiers are trapped fighting eldritch abominations.

OY VEY GOYIUUHHUGUHUTGUHTGUHFUHFUH GUGUGUGUGGGUGUUGGUGUG

>This creature was preventing demons from invading Mars.
I'm starting to understand how.

It gets worse:
imgur.com/a/i6hw1pX

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Little late to the party, but this could have happened

koreus.com/video/the-babysitter.html

>you will never be the fuck commander

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>we have shota incest doomguy lewds now
it's good to be alive

Jeff Mangum's wet dream

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>Still no flight

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>Doomguy is the son of Commander Keen
Pardon me, but where is it confirmed?
I already heard that both Doomguy and Commander Keen are descendants of BJ, but never the direct link between Doomguy and commander

COMMANDER KUNNY

Scroll up. The link is in the thread.

>Pardon me, but where is it confirmed?
twitter.com/ThatTomHall/status/958352500431572992

It's mainly a doom rpg kind of thing in that they both descend from BJ, so the lineage probably has keen eventually give way to doomguy down the line

>Commander Keen's birth name is William Joseph Blazkowicz II
>Doomguy's birth name is William Joseph Blazkowicz III
If only they had left hints.

But we don't have a nine month pregnant Anne Frank riding BJ's cock, begging to receive his Texan seed so her sons will grow up to become warriors and defenders of the Earth

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Bro, who the fuck cares if it's true or not. Anything to make this abomination interesting.

we'll get there eventually user

I missed it, what was it?

Huh, a generation off can go either way, so either its the new billy or the new billy's grandson

lewd of the twins fucking made by garabatoz

Incest (drawn) CP of the new mobile Commander Keen game

Doomguy fucking his sister's brains out

Ops, i quotes you but didnt respond:
Not everyone with II and III in their names are father and son. If im user II, my son is Jack, my grandson can be user III

>cp
it's a drawing

But I want to get there now.

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it's still cp

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How can one Mexican be so basado?

youtube.com/watch?v=_WUSIc7W0Hc
Lyrics:
>[Billy's mom] You've got to eat your vegetables. Do you hear me?
>[Billy's mom] Billy, you've got to eat your vegetables. Tell him dad...
>[Billy's dad] You've got to eat your vegetables. Now!
>[Billy's sister] You've got to eat your vegetables. Na-na-na-na-na-na!

>drawn
>CP

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is a drawing of me stabbing a guy murder?

Does preggo Anne Frank count as cp?

The game creators have already said they were father and son.

Just when i think ive hit my lowest, something more horrifying and disturbing gives me an erection

When does it stop

Still legal for me to possess in my country

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It literally isn't

The law>Your feelings

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I'm not 100% convinced he's Doomguy until he does the same smile BJ and Doomguy make when getting a cool fuckin' gun

wouldn't surprise me desu

BASED loudposter

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YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO THE FUCKING DOPEFISH.

The one honest statement in the theme was when they said they didn't give a fuck.

Dopefish is the second dumbest creature in the universe.
The dumbest is the asshole who came up with this.

>IF THEY DO A DOOMGIRL
fucking zoomers

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Tom Hall?

"Blaze" is very easily a nickname / shortened version of "Blazkowicz"

I guess there is the possibility that Billy Blaze had more than a son named Willian. One being Doom guy, the other being the new commander keen

Pretty much. They had it in their mind from the start that Keen was related to BJ.

The trouble with that idea is that Billy has always been short for William from the start, and doom guy is known to be a William. Even BJ had to be a Billy.

It was a different time.

Tom Hall had no idea this was happening and has all but called it a direct insult.

>New Commander Keen is Doomguy
>But Doomguy is confirmed pure virgin
>Which means all that twin incest porn cant be canon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She does wear the big magic boots.

So has this weird cute art style really grown on Yea Forums?

Yes and no. Mainly commander cute and funny art with shota doom guy has piqued my interest

With the exception of dopefish, I think the art was accepted well from the start. What isn't popular is that it's a plodding mobile game when everyone hoped for a new action platformer.

>shota doom guy
I lived to see a day where I'd have to see these 3 words right next to each other.

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>He failed to protect vanilla tomboy and has fallen into shota territory.
F

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>free
>game

I don't know what everyone was so angry about.

>tomboy shota
at least he died with honor user

I assume they wanted something good instead of something obviously bad.

this pic warms my heart
especially because incest isn't a demon
insect porn is shit

...Can we just tell them to make an actual honest to god game but keep the artstyle?

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>"Ironic" CK hate threads until the game drops into obscurity

Will this save Yea Forums?

>pregnancy fetish
>demonic

It's literally the most redpilled fetish you retard.

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If they cared about what old players wanted, I think they would have already known that much. They just see more money in making child lootbox casinos.

okay I actually like incest but can someone please fix the spelling

Its DIAPER, not DAIPER

Impregnation is a top tier fetish
Actual pregnant fetish in doujins is pretty fucked up, with shit like cumming inside the baby, gaping, etc

no, keen was an original idea. it's what they used their sidescrolling technique (adaptive tile refresh) to create after nintendo turned them down. smooth sidescrolling hadn't been done on PC before and it took John Carmack's wizardry to get it working efficiently.

Bara is the worst. Even ntr has some decent shit in the gay department

Women are literally made to get pregnant and you're supposed to fuck them silly while they're pregnant.

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This was a good thread lads

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What the fuck happened to this commander keen thread

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Wait, how old are the twins in the game? From the wall photos they're at least over 14

that's what i hate about it, it's like they decided to pour the entire pop culture perception of "THE '90S WHOA RADICAL" into this one relatively modest IP which was mostly enjoyed for its gameplay and level design

>Had a friend who loved Mr. Blue Sky
>It was the theme song of his youtube channel
>He got party v&d and arrested for molesting a child at the day care he worked at, which his parents owned

This can't be a coincidence

Papism is evil, though.

You're making that estimate based on their graduation? No. They're Commander Keen's kid. He had college done before age 8, and they probably did too.

He's not Jewish. The Anne Frank posting is completely unrelated, you tard.

Any more of these? An imgur would be great.

Ask him for Billy on Billie.
And post it on /f/.

Friendly reminder that Billie will grow up to have her mother's body, but will still wear the helmet.

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Yea Forums does Yea Forums things as usual

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Is this the Id Software DEEPEST LORE?

It's really just the obvious surface level. Newer games have gotten into multiple parallel universes.

Wait till you see Cowaduty Zombies lore
THAT is some DEEPEST LORE

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