Game has too much sidequests

I don't get what's happening.

>Ordinary starfish
>eldritch horror

>game lets you explore outside the boundaries

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>enemies can open doors

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Why cant i get a girl to let me insert my snake into her pussy

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I-is he ok ?

just a pack of thirsty incels being themselves

God damn, did he survive?

It did die.

>game lets you pick up cans
>you can pick up two cans at the same time

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Assassins creed odyssey

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:(

Yea, he got picked up by a helicopter

>villain wins if you do too many sidequests

Those birds look weird, it's like you can dismount their peck

>game has group of enemies that can organize against you

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>game lets you save NPCs
>AI is too stupid to survive without your help

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>NPCs get mad if you repeatedly talk to them

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is there any game that does this?

>game is too long

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>game lets you buy exclusive gear with microtransactions

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its too many, pedro

Nice colors.

>game has 18+ section

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>the sidequests are better than the main quest

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>allies can betray you

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>You can befriend a high ranking enemy

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He was fine. They called the dog and made it jump and it was fine

>game is autistic

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>game sequel has a completely different tone

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This, I looked it up and it was only about 16m high

>when all you wanted to do was to keep on vidya'ing with your bros as a team
>in the end they either ended up abandoning vidya and entering the real life's rat race
>or became apathetic blobs who never try hard in vidya anymore and just play it in even less casual of a way as an anesthetic against midlife and existencial crisises

>Lynx
Americans are such fucking idiots.

>Xenoblade Chronicles
What the fuck were they thinking?

>the main quest is too hard so you have to stick to sidequests

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>camera is facing the wrong way and you are completely unaware of events unfolding behind you.

me after doing nofap for 5 minutes

>enemies can climb walls

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LE TOUCAN

Rune Factory 4 was great for this

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>Game has a fishing minigame.

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hypnotic and terrifying

heh.

>Enemy turns out to be a much higher level.

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Legend of Mana is literally just entirely sidequests as far as I can tell

>game doesn't let you deaggro enemies

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I want a dog

Sniff sniff

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Yeah I'd fuck that cow, I'm not ashamed to say it.

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

Jebany

>Game has a console release

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That's what your dad said before impregnating you're mum.

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shlonk.

>that one nigga just playing roblox

That cow isn't autistic, it just wants to play.

Imoogine the smell

>game has kemono
not enough of those

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Rip

What in the name of fuck is going on here

>game has a safe zone

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Christ, hippos are fucking hell spawn

>complete all available sidequests before advancing the main story
>the main story is now too easy

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>game is redpilled

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>enemies can open doors
youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

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>enemies can breath underwater
>you can't

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me after pushing blutarch and sent to hell

>HD remake

>Enemies attack in groups.

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Why are frogs so hilarious?

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>game immediately changes tone midway through

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Animal Crossing GCN

God I wish that were me.

>Enemy doesn't fly so good.

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I fucking love these threads and the humorless cunt whom decided these aren't vidya can go suck ass in hell

not epic

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F

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>game has no content

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>game lets you fuck yourself

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Majora's Mask, arguably.

>enemies are so high level they kill you before the water does

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>cleric is under levelled

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What the fuck

The look of shame on the fat monkey for being so fat.

That's fucking horrible.

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zbazowany

>Game gives you a new party member
>He's level 1
>Everyone else is level 50

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He's a beautiful boy

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I fucking hate rats but this made me feel empty

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thats why is the anime which kills more number of africans per year, user

chinks will chink

Looks like a fucking chaplin movie

Snake Pass

>levels up like 10 times after one battle and it only takes five minutes to bring him up to everyone else's level
I unironically love this.

That's some Silent Hill level shit. Invades your private space and then just stares.

>enemies counter campers

>game lets you move like an animal

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Holy crap you can literally see it's soul leaving it's body at the end

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>snake pass.webm

>take him into one fight
>he shoots up like 30 levels
I love that shit.

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I believe the original Fallout had a global time limit in which you had to complete the main quest but I never played it.

>Sony e3 conference

>Out of bounds glitch

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the throws are the best moves

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he cute

thats actually a really good suit

Vile

>game has animal shopkeepers

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star control II, iirc

>200 iq read

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WHERE'S YOUR WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT

the virgin rat
the chad turtle

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Blessed

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>even mice empty their bowels when they die

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>your stats affect game dialogue

Low intelligence runs in Fallout New Vegas are the fucking best

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>animal companions can use consumables

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that's fucking awful
fuck you

>enemies can disappear

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F

Imagine the sick fuck out here feeding live mice to turtles

> last lap changes the route of course

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CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET TWO CANS OF PECANS AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN TWO TOUCANS

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>tripfag enters thread

Deus Ex and HR both punish you if you spend too long dicking around before the first mission

Awwwww that's adorable

>insect shape is part of its tail

well that's just impossibly OP

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>Game's villain turns out to be not so evil.

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>enemies can take fall damage

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Thats so wholesome.

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I see your shovel dog and raise you a trowel dog.

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>masquerade violation

>dude let me just evolve a fake spider onto the end of my tail lmao

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to be continued ==>

that dogs actually dying, not dancing desu.

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Didn't know turtles knew how to drown their pray. Pretty based if you ask me

what a show-off

>Game has status effects

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timestamp? I didn't notice shit

Name of the game? I love secret paths.

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dog ended up being rescued from what i remember reading

How did this even happen?

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of course its a yuppie white balding s 0 y

*freeze frame*
>Yep, that's me.
>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

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>enemies can die in environmental hazards

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>didn't notice shit

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What kind of cat breed is that?

SUGOI

it's trying to eat them!?

OH MY GOD!?

Metal as fuck but Holy shit when did Yea Forums turn into a bunch of fucking pussies? Look at all these crybaby faggot tears. Gr8 b8 m8

Yeah

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>ace combat 8

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how have chickens survived before they got domesticated?

>stealth game where getting noticed means instant death but enemies take awhile to get to you

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Cockatoos are wonderful animals.
youtube.com/watch?v=Yx1K5-OGMnw

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Why is that roastie topless?

>game lets other players steal your kills

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>game has traps that you have NO IDEA are traps because nobody tells you

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>hippo doesn't even try to eat it
yup, hippos are the niggers of the animal kingdom

>when you buy a console (vr) and it has no games

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>filename isn't environment_kill.webm

>boss can eat minions to regain health

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was expecting the rat to get half eaten then swim to the top.

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BURN. DESTROY.
KILL KILL KILL

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Hah.

>enemy can escape your traps

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>enemy pathfinding is bugged

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hehe

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snakes can climb?

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f

god i hate geese annoying little shits.

>game had children locked in a house

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Agarest:Generations of War can easily be this.

Just holy... wow... nature is, dare I say it? Metal.

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what the fuck are they doing

>game has whales

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>game has complex mechanics you never quite figure out
>its still really fun

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Who needs to evolve when your prey will literally walk right into your mouth?

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i was clenching my ass cheeks so hard waiting for that hippo to try and take a bite out of that rhinos ass

Holy fuck this is amazing footage. Fucking hilarious.

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>that filename
kys schizo

the cave level from pokemon snap

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>That Matrix dodge at 00:17

Gets me every time.

hehe the big dog wanted the ball and waited for his turn

durrrrrrrr

>this isn't considered mental illness

jesus fucking christ is that brutal

Imagine dropping a match in to the middle of that.

DON'T PANIC

got any contact details for this coon? i'm starting up a band and we need a bass player

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Filename should be 'Intimdate the enemy mission'

>"dont worry bro, he just wants to play"

what is the most based dog and why is it collies

>enemies can kill you in one hit

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damn, this thread went from Yea Forums to /wsg/ to /gif/ so fast.

eating plankton

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>allied reinforcements arrive

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See this

This Lion amazes me. Sure its a small Wilderbeast but just see the thought process that the Lion clearly goes through. He sees whats approaching; predicts whats going to happen; adjusts his stance and then perfectly executes his move.

That was fucking slick

kek

Good doggo

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me and muh dogs up in thibitch nigger

underrated post

wtf
do you think Ants are made of paper or something?

>game has friendly fire setting on

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>game has romanceable NPCs

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>tfw no Lostboy 2.0
It's a shame, the level of panic was hilarious to see.

really happy they included terry barkgard in the new king of fighters game

I like the completely nonchalant expression on his face while he's choking out the other roo

>enemies can spawn everywhere

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Yiff in hell furfagss

>game has a QTE escape scene

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wtf, I love anime now

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is this the GoT costume designer who got mauled to death?

>game has /ss/

>enemies can pick up weapons

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>game has cut content
>doesn't even make it DLC

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they are flying screaming marshmallows

Me on the right.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wnCJhq-JOck

>Happy Feet makes me think of adelie penguins as being Spanish
But it makes sense!

>enemies can lure you in

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Hippos are vegetarian my nigga

based lioness dabbing on that one faggot dog. id like to know the outcome of this

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youtube.com/watch?v=ySAPLa-FloY

tilt brush is pretty cool

>game has soft-body jelly physics

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Bengal with a charcoal coat.

in all seriousness, this ticks off something akin to a sense of danger in me

What the fuck was his problem?

>str > dex

They're all dead anyways.

Did that duck just fuck up a seagull?

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what in the goddamn

Lioness and cub ran away.

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passssss the controller bro

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They're cute!
youtube.com/watch?v=t7oKbU8Zq_c

>Expected its jaw to snap shut hard as fuck
>Casually closes it as slow as possible

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I fucking HATE snakes
Kill all snakes

Thanks doc

>game has an online component
>not everyone is a total dick

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impressive

user how can you be so unfunny

you forgot your record scratch

based chicken! i have never seen a chicken behave like that before goddamn

Inspiring. That is how you should be as a dad if/when you've kids.

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that ain't propane

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What are you even on about

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he long

>kills a harmless animal for kicks
>nigga
stfu nig

Which Micheal Jackson video was this from?

based chimp

they live in dense bamboo forests where their high mobility and small size allowed them to juke predators in between the tall bamboo stocks and escape from harm.

Even if this is pretty fucked up you gotta complement the little nigga for still trying to escape even he got his bottom half torn off.

true

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What's the punishment for breaking the neck of these snappy assholes

>All these replies
Holy shit this is /gif/ teir shit

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reaching dodo levels of stupidity

Ducks are rapists after all.

The seagull flew too close to the little chicks, so the parent flipped its shit.

Former Dinosaurs btw

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the fuck is that big mother fucker?

>game is designed for children but it makes you remember your childhood so you love it and cling to it

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what the fuck, why did the rat start vaping at the end

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I never knew parrots could be this much of an asshole to smaller animals

>me not that kind of orc!

>Kid playing Dragonball z
Based

Kek

>game lets you choose your job class

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>paying member enters free server

>game has forced tutorials

Fuck I shouldn't laugh but this is too funny

Hippo didn't kill the deer, just trashed it, the dogs killed it

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I heard those kids do that so they can steal your phone while you're shocked by their boldness, then you can't run after them because you're shitting.

why would he do that

Well, it's less disgusting than 98% of fursuits I've seen.

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not pictured neckbeard inside the suit

>game has taunts

Based

>NPCs just want to be left alone and only defend when provoked

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Name of the animal?

hippos kill hte most humans out of any animal on the planet, by far.

>game has a boss that deploys minions that are like tiny versions of itself from its back

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>Dogs
>Try taking on a lion, an apex predator
>Do it in the open
>Lions
>Take on a gazelle: a prey animal for just about everything
>Despite having superior strength, speed, teeth and claws, generally use stealth as well
>And swarm tactics just like the dogs do

Lions are the griefers of the animal kingdom. Hope that bitch lioness got torn to shreds.

"yes"

imagine the smell

evolution is incredible

>game allows you to ride enemies for a limited time

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>its ok bruh it just turned it into a vegetable to be eaten alive
literally kill yourself

why the fuck did he do that

this man took a risk if one of those bit your finger yikes

fish brains with wings. niggas eat anything and swarm like flies. will accept all buckshot ammunition donations to rid the world of those fuckers.

>game is rated E for Everyone

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M E N A C I N G

>Game has interspecie romance
>It is the best of the romance options

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