Real life bosses
Real life bosses
Explain why the white guy is there
you forgot the white nigga cleric
Try to have fun once in a while you piece of trash.
He's part of your party, as the bosses are creating an imbalance in the forces of light and dark.
He's blind. He doesn't realize he's out of place.
He is blind yet checking his phone.
>Berserker
>Black Mage
>Monk
>Gladiator
No Healer. This party comp could use some work.
Are they all individual bosses of the story or just one boss fight, were they attack you together
They are bosses, not a party.
You face each one on on their own.
You face them throughout the story, but then you refight them in a gauntlet right at the end of the game before the final boss. There's a secret boss encounter where you fight all five at once that gives you the most OP weapon in the game.
what do you have to fuse for this one in persona
Blindness is a spectrum desu. Legally blind people often have enough sight left to use special cellphones, sometimes with magnifying glasses.
Absolute madman
dual boss
>ROAAAAAAAAAARHHHGG
>Incredible, you are almost worthy of my attention
>You remind me of myself, when I still had light in me... now I only see darkness and I will show you too
>You are so proud of your speed *teleports behind you* but I will show you why strength is the pinnacle
Didn't know Kaneko is into fashion now.
prowlingmagus.jpg
It's funny how conditioning works. No matter what the picture, I just automatically assume trap, at this point.
This must be like the Chrono Trigger final boss, where the actual core of the boss is the guy on the left and the big guy is a respawning decoy.
Why?
Maximum anime.
Follow your dreams
>the boss soley looking for a strong opponent to give him a good fight.
Love that trope.
For anyone wondering, it's fashionable in some parts of Africa to have colorful suits. You can see that in many different places there and it's actually quite common
That is a you lose you get raped boss if I ever saw one.
>This is considered tough and scary in handegg
>horns
>no claws
what's the fucking point
>Manlytears becomes a judge
haha saw that on instagram today
haha saw that on isntagram years ago and on Yea Forums every day for the last week
literally everyone who spend more than 2 years on the internet knows about La Sape, you underage redditor
She's a lesbian, user. They tend not to grow their nails long.
I wish this bitch would finally break and start doing hardcore shoots
i would've paid money to punch that fucking shithead to death. and Yoko too for good measure.
>I may be only 10, but I know a crazy cracka when I see one
why is it ALWAYS AMERICANS???
Did he lose his fucking scalp?
I laughed. But now I’m sad, because I’m sure at least 50 percent of these anons won’t get it.
mirin' forearms
those guys are based AND redpilled
No mental health infrastructure
>boss deploys homing missiles
and that's a good thing. Better that attention whore be forgotten.
Is that a chunk of his scalp?
damn, that's /fa/scist
>China is a spooky place
John really was the worst Beatle.
Hahahaha, holy shit.
how small is he?
>gets booty raped
Never seen the last one, what a fucking chad
Yup
KWAB
I am surprised to see you have made it this far.
I'd like to defeat this boss.
Chihuahuas are so cute
From left to right
Hobo Paladin
Dapper Destroyer
The agent
Steve Urkel
Sephyrone
Beastmaster
Techno Viking
Anti Tank Asian
>implying his not the protagonist
wtf is that a nigress
Christ, I thought it was just a toupee and laughed but then I looked again and saw it was bloody.
He should get smaller sizes
Just further proof that Australians are fucking crazy
Merlin and his Amazonian Brigade.
>Boss can instill life lesson within you.
>However said boss can die if you're not quick enough to encounter him
>boss lets you choose how he fights you.
edgy
>boss switches forms and weaknesses
ngl the guy with the rolled up sleeves and waistcoat inspired me to roll an orc monk in a d&d campaign
It's Granny Goodness
Hes 5'9 apparently
He doesn't see colour, he only sees nothing
Kek
Can someone link to that documentary
Fucking jaguars man, those fuckers will kill anything.
Is that a fucking fitbit it's wearing
Fun fact
If you've ever thought "Wow, these high fashion things really look like Personas/JoJo stands or characters"
Guess what
That's exactly where the designs are drawn from
Araki is very into high fashion. Some of the poses he uses come directly from high fashion. He does it because he likes how interesting the poses are to draw.
Actually convincing holy shit
You know what?
I'm gonna say it.
John Lennon deserved to die for walking like that.
Chaos side final boss
That explains the latent homosexuality of it all.
Is that a fashion reference?
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who actually killed him thought the same thing.
1 Seems like an honest man who you'd fight simply because you disagree with on a fundamental level, would be man enough to accept he's wrong upon defeat
2 Seems like he'd simply fight you to best the REAL final boss to get the glory, just to prove he could do it.
3 Seems like he's working with the big bad, does what he does because he's working as a crony in the boss' shadow cabal
4 Seems like the Joker
5 Seems like he'd actually just do shit to make shit more difficult for you, he's out specifically to ruin your day because he's evil
6 Seems like the guy who'd blame you for his village getting burned down and join you when you beat him and the misunderstanding is gone
7 Seems like your childhood friend that turns on you later in the game because he sees the villain's motives are better than your own, will fight until he dies
8 Seems like the enigmatic dude that shows up from time to time in the dungeon that sometimes helps you and sometimes causes a 20 minute side track because he's just looking out for his own coffers.
>benis amur
anyone got dialogue for this guy?
Someone please
I need that guy who kind of looks like Etika
Vince Mcmahon and Jushin Liger?
Chinese Terminator
Dapper Destroyer is the midboss fight that's leagues harder than the final boss
>Valtr, Master of the League
>JoJeromes Bizzare Adventure
Optional party member
Man, I miss the '90s
>they call him Bigfoot
dumb nerd spotted
He wouldn't need dialogue
>beat the 3 trials
>the statues right eye opens, revealing the gem of power
>as you go to grab it the his left arm suddenly lurches forward, grabbing your arm and throwing you away
>He stands up, gem now glowing as his health bar appears
Morrowind af
Red: high physical def
Blue: high magic def
What's this guy's sad backstory?
That's not China.
Is that charlemagne?
Deontay Wilder is the first great boxer we've had since Tyson who seems like he just wants to beat people to death for fun.
beats me. I just now that this is a normal sized hammer
ANTI WHITE PROPAGANDA
Humanizing niggers is a big NO pal!
"My armies were long ago defeated, but I was cursed to live beyond them. I have sat and watched my kingdom crumble to ruin. I have killed everyone that survived, and everyone that came thereafter. You are no different, adventurer. I can only hope you will ease my suffering by permitting me to die, but we both know that dream is far gone."
From left to right
Nosferatu, Tremere, Malkavian, Brujah
>Ahh, my child.
>You've finally returned.
>Do not worry. You have already been forgiven. It means the world to me that you've returned.
>Though, I can't say the same for our servants...
>I'm afraid I've suffered because of it. Already, my vision has slipped.
>...Do you think you could fetch me some water? I've grown terribly parched all these years, and my legs, they've failed me.
You have the option to pretend you're his child from there on, which will give you his blessing (A powerful buff) and he'll teach you a secret royal spell
Or you can just kill him and take his crown so you can access a secret room with loot
>Big Brass Logan
looks like a Dark Souls boss
>The Jagged Seraphim
Valtr might as well be Ned Kelly equivalent
Name they
>they
A-Are they the same person?
Top Brass Logan is better
Syndicate I
>5’5” fat weeb talks shit about a 6’5” nearly 300lb man who hits people for a living on the internet
U got him bro
>left to right: Dozer, Tank, Trinity, Morpheus, Switch, Neo
>boss has psychic powers
>my kingdom is but dust yet I still remain
left to right:
greasemonkey
maverick
quickthink
dynamo
lasertag
shakespeare
how do devs have all these references to make sick ass boss fights and yet still somehow come up with the blandest shit
The Virtual Boyz
>Why did I kill? Well he stood in my way of course. You're next
>that alternate history where the CSA won the civil war and allied with Japan and Germany during WWII
>tfw too smart to live
>"In a perfect world, men like me would not exist."
bland is safe
Is there any references available for yoshikage Kira? Specifically his Vallentino suit?
they lack soul
,K+P
Post a "So you've made it this far" boss fight
MC Ride and his stand,「Iron Butterfly」
Handegg is fucking gay but at least it's not incredibly insecure like hockey.
You spelled "soccer" wrong
Why tho
I would have typed divegrass if I was talking about divegrass.
werq
Why are black men all so gay?
3 is the main villain
6 is the main henchman who betrays him and is the final boss
5 is your mission control
1, 2, and 4 are minibosses
No they are not, you fucking basedboy. The are an abomination that never should have been created. They are physically weak, get serious complications and have mental issues.
Imagine seeing him walk towards you on the street.
To assert dominance.
>Moroes
A NEW WARRIOR HAS ENTERED THE RING
The third one is so 5/5.
the ultimate life form
MY ECCHI NO KEN IS INVINCIBLE
Is this a fake picture satirizing America?
kek was about to post it too with the exact same reference
what a legend
Too funny brahh xDd
I hope that shit exploded in his stomach
This is real. It actually happened.
>he forces you to kill yourself until you acquire an item to nulify his abilities
its true.
youtube.com
>statues and gems
You have no creativity whatsoever.
Context?
Can he be stopped?
Its real, Donnie wanted to have a big meal for some college football team that won a championship but the government shutdown meant he couldn't get the kitchen staff to do it so he just bought some fast food instead.
tfw you'll never have burger with The Don in the White House
SMOKIN' SICK STYLE
>Where is John Connor?
This should have been the final boss for Absolver, maybe he would have been an actual threat.
Look at all that tolerance they're showing that service man.
>gubberment shut down for some time
>winning team of whatever invited during this time
>trump called McDonald's, Wendy's and others for some old ol' american cuisine
>Friendly NPC is optional bossfight
Justice Shapiro judges the competition
Imagine the smell.
based brella mains
fuckin why tho
Kaneko actually was going to be a fashion designer before he started working for Atlus.
oh and he paid for all that shit himself. unironically better than there would've been
That's just Kamen Rider Decade.
Which one, Yea Forums?
that and he's super in the fuckin closet.
>|||KAMEN RIDE|||
>Z Z Z Zi-O!
>And so the Courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside of Goodsprings cheated death once again.....
Neither, too many dimensions.
Fun fact, the real general Lee was Chinese. White people are hiding the truth as always.