I will now buy your game

is this going to be another terrible ninja theory game where people pretend it's good because they want to protect some terrible british game dev

>i'm straight
user...

Heavenly Sword was good though

>getting mad at the thicc girl and whining about SJWs doing anything you don't personally want to fuck
versus
>enjoying based muscle girl character instead

Your choice

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i think he would make a great mother

At least they're making fun of fat girls rather than making just a manface girl.

show me a real life woman that looks like that

is there a single straight male who would pick this over pic related?

i don't prefer traps, i prefer girls (female), but between a goddess like Astolfo and the Jabba's tumblrina cousin from Buttercup, the choice is obvious

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BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

I want Astolfo to dominate me