I'm not even surprised if something like this were to happen...
I'm not even surprised if something like this were to happen
cringe
Water
have
I mean id buy it.
>patreon
fuck off
LOL...
>LOL HAHA DLC IS GREEDY
>but pls donate to my patreon
anybody find this ironic?
Push up bra, as DLC retro look.
>patreon
are people legit paying for this shit?
>Someone got paid to make this
Patreon was a mistake.
>complain about greedy tactics to squeeze your money
>but he also needs money to live
heh what a hyprocrite, we corporatebros arent like that...
Get a fucking job and income, not run a welfare system
>"LOL..."
This would only be ironic if he said charging money for the game at all was greedy.
Brainlet.
>you method of income is invalid because mine requires more effort
sorry about your shitty job brainlet
but drawing things is his job
>it doesn't count because i said so, you aren't allowed to work as a freelancer
lol ok
I get paid 16 bucks an hour through repetitive labor. Simple job, but doesn't require shitty jokes, art-style, and donation begging. Plus, I'm not dependent on an unpredictable income rate
Get fucked, NEETs
>original tifa's boobs
lol
This is a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is DLC of original character models.
I fucking miss La Parka
>user complains about patreon or twitch donations
>he is jelly because he has a shit job
fucking everytime
Where did I say I have a repetitive job? also, I checked his patreon and all he makes is 8 fucking bucks per month
I'm starting to think he's the OP of this thread, especially since the image was made very recent
First I thought that was a weird growth in her armpit.
> repetitive labor
Begging for donations is not a job.
Drawing can be a job, but drawing through patreon is not a job.
repetitive never means bad. It means practice makes perfect and less likely to fuck up and lose your job
Have you actually worked before?
its most likely a side job for him, for now at least
>he says while he jerks off to a patreon porn game
You've got stockholme syndrome.
I have a similar job, $17/hr repetitive easy labor. This is a shit job.
Femishits
>Omfg the female body is not your fucking toy you disgusting bigot MAGA. Have sex you incel. Ugh
Also femishits
>Look at my fucking body in ART from Nature and you better realize I'm perfect like all women. Hol up gonna abort my 5th baby and cheat on my Boyfriend tehe
I'm on the big titty side mostly because she obviously had bigger tatats and btw I fucking hate final GAYsty and could care less.
But objectively she had bigger knockers and big warm beams
Imagine defending the down sizing of a 3D model because you think women dont naturally sometimes have large bam cans
I'm not, though. I'm jerking off to porn games released before Patreon.
>Aeris will have her Kingdom Hearts "innocence personified" personality
>Tifa won't call Barret a retard
>Cid won't be abusive to Shera
>Barret won't dress up like a Popeye sailor
>Red XIII won't dress up like a Shinra soldier
>Yuffie won't have unbuttoned short shorts
>No marching or squatting minigames
>Since the entire game is just Midgar and you'd only have four party members until Red XIII joins at the end, Jessie and Biggs will get added as temp party members
>More focus on the Turks
>Rufus won't die
>Palmer won't randomly get hit by a truck when you beat him
>Scarlet won't name the world's most powerful weapon the Sister Ray
>Don Corneo won't try to rape a 16 year-old
>Crisis Core people will show up in Cloud's flashbacks
>Hojo won't try to breed Red XIII and Aeris
>Dio won't be a muscular guy in a speedo
>No Barret date, probably no Yuffie date
>No Tifa/Scarlet girly slapfight
>No gay sauna scene
>Fewer wacky enemies
>Increased emphasis on Zack, his parents are no longer missable
>Probably more about Cloud's past during Midgar since you can't have an entire game where you don't go into the protagonist's history
>Final boss of Midgar will no longer be a random tank
>They'll somehow work in "dilly-dally-shilly-shally"
wow this pasta really didn't age well
Jaja
You think they'd release the old Playstation models as DLC skins?
Tifa's dress will be longer, have no cleavage window, and cover more skin of her arms.
Would you rather work for someone as a slave or work for yourself?
>repetitive never means bad.
It absolutely can mean "bad".
Context is everything.