>*bing bing WAHOO YAHOO! LETS-A-GO! WAHAHA! BING BING!*
>*whimsical electronical music plays as scene transitions to a release date caption*
>a NoA corporate slave boisterously proclaims out loud: "NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. U DELUXE IS BING BING WAHOOING YOUR WAY THIS YEAR!"
>*more whimsical electronic music as it cuts to next slide*
>"Honey, can I borrow your credit card? Tyrone is taking me out for clothes shopping...-"
>Shh! Quiet Janice! I'm trying to watch my Nintendo Direct!
>"Ugh... Whatever...
>NoA announcer gets excited: "NEXT UP, RELIVE A CLASSIC TALE ON NINTENDO SWITCH"
>Wai... Wait wuh!! Whut!!! Is that...
>*beach wave sounds*
>OMG LINKS AWAKENINNNNNNNNNNN NG MY FAVORITE ZELDA
>"A brand new Zelda reimagining of Link's Awakening"
>OMG IT LOOKS SO CUTE IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY FUNKO POPS!! *grabs söylent bottle abruptly and chugs it all down*
>turns around and looks at shelf cluttered with amiibos and funko pops
>*grabs link pop and yells at it with söylent dripping from his neckbeard mustache*
>IM LITERALLY FUCKING TREMBLING MY CHILDHOOD THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO IM SO GONNA BUY THIS
>NoA shill: "BUT WAIT. THERE'S O N E M O R E T H I N G!"
>*slowly creaks back to screen twitching in excitement*
>We're also planning to launch a new amiibo of Link along with the game this fall! Look forward to it"
>...n..Nin..N-nintendo...
>N-NINTENDO!!!
>NINTENDOH HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *bursts into treats*
*bing bing WAHOO YAHOO! LETS-A-GO! WAHAHA! BING BING!*
Have sex zoomer
Imagine writing all this shit.
based
I can't tell if this is a cry for help or not
Rin or Saber?
Meanwhile at sony:
Which is infinitely worse
>nnnnnnnngggghhh ohhhhh moooood pls be gentlllllllle~~~~~~
do you guys think if ONE PUNCH MAN cames inside girl, girl explode?
or safe??
Great Thread!
Sir, this is the 17th post you written with the same shit going on.
Fucking Christ, E3 really broke snoyfags didn't it?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Safe, not everything Saitama does is at super strength. There's no reason to assume he would involuntarily cum at one-punch levels of strength.
I sense much rage in you, Young One.
Very nice. Thank you.
Seething nintentards btfo
white panties > red panties, no exceptions
MY FUCKING SIDES!
Rin > saber > sakura
OH NONONONO
>>*bursts into treats*
Man zoomers really post of the some worst shit.
Some of the*
tl;dr
>Internal company celebration and march in which nudity was not allowed
IS EQUAL TO
>SPONSORING THE BIGGEST FAGGOT PARADE IN THE WORLD COMPLETE WITH EXPOSED HAIRY ASSES TITS AND DONGS
the absolute fucking state of snoys
>it’s okay when Nintendo does it
Nincels everyone
Really weak and I'm saying this as someone who hates nintendo